In this matter I can offer my advice, young padawautist.
You shall need to focus on one thing and one thing only obsessively for as long as it takes; some of the master autists (blue and white belt carriers) can do it for hours. Throughout your journey you must exclude social interaction and non-verbal communication. When social interaction is imposed upon you, be sure to fail at it.
One way to start it is by getting a waifu. The next step would be to spam her and defend her at every opportunity. Your replies must be identical in nature (no more than 3-4 different replies) and repeated ad nauseam, no matter what. You stick to it.
