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Anonymous 02/15/2017 (Wed) 00:27:23 [Preview] No. 90 [Reply]
Holy cloud!
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Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 23:27:42 [Preview] No. 132 del
Whenever I am about to fuck, I like to pause and give thanks to the gods of sex-Hitchens the martyred saint, Thunderf00t the sodomizer, Steve Shives the cuck for giving us a variety of fedora fucks. Bless you all!

Anonymous 03/30/2017 (Thu) 04:06:17 [Preview] No. 293 del
"the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal" -Islamic heaven

Reddit RP Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 21:18:02 [Preview] No. 85 [Reply]
When you pray for my sick wife you're being an insensitive jerk!!! It upsets me as much as them replacing the 2 pound Darwin coin and setting the Britards back in their fight against state religion!
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Anonymous 03/27/2017 (Mon) 03:14:31 [Preview] No. 286 del
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>theists still believe big canyons were caused by the flood rather than teens of thousands of years of moving glaciers and erosion.

Anonymous 03/27/2017 (Mon) 07:27:57 [Preview] No. 287 del
wut a fag. I'd suk his dik tbh

Anonymous 03/27/2017 (Mon) 07:30:00 [Preview] No. 288 del
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You guys really lug around currency that weighs that much?

t. burger

Anonymous 03/28/2017 (Tue) 04:42:56 [Preview] No. 290 del
Fake News can last a long time...over 2000 years. For example, the Bible, the resurrection of Jesus, and Zombies

Anonymous 03/30/2017 (Thu) 02:59:27 [Preview] No. 292 del
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My favorite metaphor for contemporary religion describes a teacher that is absent the full year of school, but leaves behind several books for the students to read.

At the end of the year the teacher makes a surprise visit to grade the students on the material. Those that chose the correct book have a better chance of passing, and therefore graduating. Those that studied the wrong book and fail are burned eternally by fire.

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What I think of when I pledge allegiance Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 10:24:23 [Preview] No. 276 [Reply]
"I pledge allegiance to the spooks of the united egos of America. And to your spooks, for which they stand. One spook, under spook, with a spook and more spooks for all.....nooope, I pledge allegiance to myself."
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Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 11:22:41 [Preview] No. 280 del
Wow, thanks babe that was great, though I've had much better. I think I'll keep the money though, and I know you won't mind because you just wanted to get laid which is why your writing kept turning into smut. The reason you couldn't do philosophy is that you were a virgin with a vagina.

Ayn Rand 03/26/2017 (Sun) 11:28:49 [Preview] No. 281 del
You're right master Stirner, I was objectively wrong. I wanted nothing more than to be a cock-sucking bimbo. Please marry me or make me your bitch-slave, in exchange I'll service you and your glorious cock every day.

Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 17:04:31 [Preview] No. 282 del
That's some spooky shit.

Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 17:29:37 [Preview] No. 284 del

Anonymous 03/29/2017 (Wed) 04:30:42 [Preview] No. 291 del
I don't know who is stupider, Trump's religious right or the religious left that fight him!

Fucking blue laws Anonymous 03/28/2017 (Tue) 03:23:14 [Preview] No. 289 [Reply]
Morality is stupid. It sucks that Utah doesn't sell hard liquor or wine on Sundays, because I am a famous atheist I love to get drunk and drive.

Woo wooism Anonymous 03/01/2017 (Wed) 15:38:36 [Preview] No. 122 [Reply]
My horoscope starts my day
The priest says I should kneel and pray
The Tarot reader says ‘sorry, but you’re through
Better check yourself in
To the tower of woo’

A healer cleansed my vortex with Egyptian healing rods
Had me swimming with dolphins: said my energy was clogged
Told me to avoid any cure that was new
The older the better
In the tower of woo

My macrobiotic diet won’t allow me any meat
My reflexologist says it’s all in my feet
And anything sweet is taboo
Why is everybody smiling
In the tower of woo?

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Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 20:47:57 [Preview] No. 273 del
So much bullshit except for Stirner, the most real philosopher that ever lived.

Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 20:52:33 [Preview] No. 274 del
Man! Your mind is a haunted house!

Anonymous 03/25/2017 (Sat) 22:52:17 [Preview] No. 275 del
In that I have spooks? It's called being human, you should try it sometimes instead of keep trying to become a god.

Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 17:06:19 [Preview] No. 283 del
Why would we try to become God when God doesn't exist? That would mean killing ourselves and deleting our existence.

Anonymous 03/26/2017 (Sun) 18:08:34 [Preview] No. 285 del
No one can become an absolute God even if God didn't exist.
People do keep trying to become little gods of as much of their own limited world as they can. Science being the gospel, technology the means. You can't get rid of the need to act religious from anyone (unless you paradoxically use godly means like genetic engineering to erase it from yourself for good).

Anonymous 12/14/2016 (Wed) 05:03:21 [Preview] No. 15 [Reply]
I made a diagram to explain to Xians about the Richard Dawkins centered universe which fedoras actually believe in.

Anonymous 12/14/2016 (Wed) 13:44:41 [Preview] No. 17 del
Dawkins is just an attention-hor, mongrel for women.

Anonymous 12/15/2016 (Thu) 03:39:41 [Preview] No. 18 del
Hawking is a misfit little wizard who wants to kill himself.

Anonymous 12/15/2016 (Thu) 03:41:15 [Preview] No. 19 del
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Anonymous 02/23/2017 (Thu) 02:03:13 [Preview] No. 104 del
There is no consensus, yet, you can't prove Earth isn't supported by a Touhou head, and that all evidence to the contrary is a lie. Have you gone into space or flown around the world? I HAVE NOT, ergo the world is FLAT!

Anonymous 03/24/2017 (Fri) 04:32:53 [Preview] No. 270 del
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How presumptuous to spouse He is a man without asking first! Dawkins-Sama has many sides; She is like a good and a goddess that is beyond ordinary human understanding.

We are the best co Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 23:28:14 [Preview] No. 182 [Reply]
Take any elite group and it will overwhelmingly skew atheist relative to the mainstream. We are overwhelmingly represented in the arts, we own comedy second only to the Jews, we possess the famous progressive writers of the last century such as Upton Sinclair, John Steinbeck, and George Orwell. Take any groundbreaking writer of the past century and ask if he is very religious and you can expect a flurry of skepticism. We have the funniest politicians, philosophers, the best scientists, the best
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Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 23:39:28 [Preview] No. 184 del
Where others try at comedy, we succeed every single day.

Anonymous 03/09/2017 (Thu) 00:29:35 [Preview] No. 186 del
Theists laugh at us therefore we are funny.>>184

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Anonymous 03/23/2017 (Thu) 01:39:17 [Preview] No. 265 del
I don't trust scientific consensus, I only read
because the url says it's independent like me.

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Christian litter Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 23:10:40 [Preview] No. 263 [Reply]
Being an atheist means you're in charge of cleaning up the litter and vandalism of Christians which are pollutting the environment. Christians would ignore because they think it'should a good deed and they don't want to upset God. I have restored these trees to their natural pristine state. What have you done to clean up their litter recently?

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Jesus is a corporate logo Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 18:40:34 [Preview] No. 217 [Reply]

Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 22:40:34 [Preview] No. 218 del
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Praise Dawkins!

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 01:38:01 [Preview] No. 219 del
In Dawkins we trust!

Anonymous 03/17/2017 (Fri) 22:02:26 [Preview] No. 222 del
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Dawkins is the highest! He rules over creation, yah-wii.

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 19:39:36 [Preview] No. 261 del
After years of being an atheist I have started seeing angels or demons and I didn't see them before. Is the universe trying to signal to me on corporate signs that I am wrong about the supernatural, or should I be worried that I am going insane?

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Atheism to communism Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 05:42:42 [Preview] No. 256 [Reply]
The unrest we see in the west is we aren't communist. If only they were more atheists we would have a unified communist state.

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 05:47:41 [Preview] No. 257 del
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Is because.

But we are moving toward a better world with one government.

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 05:53:35 [Preview] No. 258 del
North Korea is run by smart atheists so they could kick America's ass.

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 06:03:06 [Preview] No. 259 del
Homefront accurately predicts how North Korea will form an asian co-prosperity sphere and overcome America militarily. Guns protectopic a nation better than bibles baby.

Anonymous 03/22/2017 (Wed) 10:29:16 [Preview] No. 260 del
>USA corrapse pic
dat pledictive ploglamming. not much wow