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Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 21:32:03 [Preview] No. 475 [Reply]
God creates humans that he set up to fail from the get-go. Humans fail, even though god set it up that way intentionally. The first family had 2 sons, so lineal incest is the only way to populate the world. People piss off god so much that he drowns them all except for 1 family during the flood, leaving them to populate the entire world again through linear incest.

People still make him angry, so god rapes his child so she can become pregnant with child; which is also god in the flesh. God in the flesh walks around on earth for 33 years, and proclaims himself the son of himself. He then needs to sacrifice himself to himself in order to satisfy himself with his grudge against humans.

God dies, but doesn't die because he's god. I guess it's just a weekend trip. God comes back from the dead, and walks around and says some shit for 40 days, until he ascended on the day of ascension to go sit next to his own right hand until the end of time, at which time he'll come back to earth and kill everybody who doesn't believe this story.

Christianity is flat out stupid.

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Anonymous 05/19/2017 (Fri) 17:34:26 [Preview] No. 477 del
"hurr durr, we went to private school! That makes us smarter than you who went to secular schools! Just think....you learned the Earth is billions of year old. What kind of poor education is that? You didn't even learn about what my priests say is in the bible!"

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Anonymous 04/05/2017 (Wed) 09:04:54 [Preview] No. 300 [Reply]
Why do feminists hate us? (Obligatory Hitchens worship.)
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Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 18:59:10 [Preview] No. 454 del
but "neoliberal" as marxists put it is synonymous with "neocon". It has nothing to do with people who now call themselves "liberal"

Anonymous 05/05/2017 (Fri) 04:42:03 [Preview] No. 455 del
Hitch was basically a neoconservative at the end, he supported invading Iraq.

Anonymous 05/06/2017 (Sat) 04:29:30 [Preview] No. 456 del
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What would Hitch say to this?

Postatheism: the future clash of culture Anonymous 05/23/2017 (Tue) 06:33:51 [Preview] No. 481 [Reply]
Someday atheism will become a relgion/ideology and like those ideas, it will fracture. Some soviet nations will follow Hitchens, NATO will follow Sam Harris, and there will be war between liberals and conservatives.

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Deep words to live by Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 07:01:36 [Preview] No. 464 [Reply]
I will collect the greatest quotes of all time from Tumblr. All are by atheists of course.
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Anonymous 05/14/2017 (Sun) 14:28:34 [Preview] No. 473 del
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"Good people do good things, bad people do bad things, but in order to be a good person while you do bad things, you need atheism."

~Christopher Lenin

Dawkins 05/20/2017 (Sat) 01:03:31 [Preview] No. 478 del
Missing verse. Jesus said, no three positive integers a, b, and c shall satisfy the equation a^n + b^n = c^n. Now that would be impressive.

Dawkins 05/20/2017 (Sat) 01:03:51 [Preview] No. 479 del
I say unto you, pestilence comes not from evil spirits or sin but creatures too small for man to see & numbering more than the desert sands.

Theories to explain Texan stupidity Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 01:26:13 [Preview] No. 461 [Reply]
I am conducting scientific research into why Texans are so stupid and I found this peer reviewed blog.
I will continue to research the environmental and genetic causes of Texan stupidity objectively.

Empirical data demonstrates that all Texans are idiots except for Aron Ra who is not a true Texan. Vote him for President.

Anonymous 05/13/2017 (Sat) 20:17:44 [Preview] No. 472 del
T's because they're diehard Republican which is an antievolution party

Anonymous 05/15/2017 (Mon) 06:01:48 [Preview] No. 474 del
He is a bitter man and I have a Christian message to give to make him lighten up.

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Hindu Nombr On Anonymous 04/23/2017 (Sun) 23:51:38 [Preview] No. 367 [Reply]
Hindu nombr on religon budys. athesm is paki faggor lie.
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Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 03:10:04 [Preview] No. 403 del
Superstitious and partly communist, but not religious?

Anonymous 04/24/2017 (Mon) 13:32:41 [Preview] No. 409 del
Buddhism is deeply engrained in their culture

Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 15:15:16 [Preview] No. 468 del
In Sweden people's needs are met by the Government so they reduce their reliance on God. Instead of puffing up the notion of God and trying to prove or disprove the existence of God we should be working together to solve our own problems and give up the notion of God. We should help each other solve problems by national means, not mythological mean

Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 15:15:54 [Preview] No. 469 del
In Sweden people's needs are met by the Government so they reduce their reliance on God. Instead of puffing up the notion of God and trying to prove or disprove the existence of God we should be working together to solve our own problems and give up the notion of God. We should help each other solve problems by national means, not mythological meanS

Anonymous 05/09/2017 (Tue) 15:16:11 [Preview] No. 470 del
In Sweden people's needs are met by the Government so they reduce their reliance on God. Instead of puffing up the notion of God and trying to prove or disprove the existence of God we should be working together to solve our own problems and give up the notion of God. We should help each other solve problems by national means, not mythological mean

Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 18:25:06 [Preview] No. 450 [Reply]
never forget if you talk to christians you are talking to animals
they believe in biblical crap and you cant prove them anything. and most important thing about chritians is they are schizophrenics, they talk with voices in their head.
mostly they do it when they want something to win and gain. the only reason why christians do "good" (like giving money to bums) is because they want the yid hanging from a stick to seem them doing "good" and then if they talk to with their voices in their head in on of their mono-mania conversations,
they demand usually free shit and money from the voice in their head:
>ohhhh yeshka pleeese give me more money. i gave last week $1 dollar to a bum im a good person now. oh why dont you love me yeshka. all i want is money why dont you give me more money
this is what chritianity is about for the average christian
the other part of christainity is worshiping young boys anus. christians are all homsexuals pedos.
but they behave like fat woman who want to lose weight. a fat woman starts a diet and after a week of abstinence the fat woman then buys all trash food and candy and eat it all at one .
thats how christians function - they say they hate pedophilia and boys anus, they then wait a week without sucking boys anus and then after a week of abstinence they catch a boy and suck his ass for money.
most boy molesters are always christcucks.

Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 18:27:29 [Preview] No. 451 del
Totally. If you don't like 2D women then you prefer boys? Then i know you do because you are a christian and chrisitans in its core are all about gay sex with underage boys.
if a boy stands next to you and no one is looking you definitely will try to touch him by the crotch. thats why i always advocate friends to keep their children away from christcuck men.

Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 18:37:54 [Preview] No. 452 del
Christianity was founded by a sect of messianic, apocalyptic 1st century Jews, namely Kephas, Ya'akov, Yohannan, and Sha'ul.
Christianity literally began as a culturally subversive quasi-Bolshevik Jewish religious cult.

marx was not a smart man but he definitely had a point on exposing christianity.
only because you dont like marx it doent mean he is wrong on everything.
60 billion russian christcucks are all like one
they talk the same - they do the same
killing them is like killing 1 person.

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Fedora philosophy Anonymous 05/07/2017 (Sun) 18:42:16 [Preview] No. 458 [Reply]
I'm an atheist trying to get more into Philosophy. I have read the 4 horsemen, CARL sagan, Nietzsche, and a fair amount of counter-apologetics material, but now I want to learn more about the secrets atheist genuises realize.

Do you know any websites or philosophy books written by atheists that I should read?

No Christian stuff or philosophy of religion fanfiction please, Christians are brainwashed and moronic, and I know the difference because I used to be one. I want profound philosophical material that challenges me to rethink my assumptions and change my political views.

Anonymous 05/07/2017 (Sun) 20:21:00 [Preview] No. 459 del
>I know the difference because I used to be one

You might want to chop your dick off and learn the difference between all men and all women.

Anonymous 05/08/2017 (Mon) 20:43:42 [Preview] No. 460 del
I will keep my dick in case I want to rape and dominate a theist at a cathedral, and prove to them there is neither a holy place or sympathetic god watching over them. Shouldn't you be on 8/pol though?

Tricks and flips Anonymous 12/13/2016 (Tue) 00:33:16 [Preview] No. 1 [Reply]
>Be me
>Try to do a stupid trick to impress my friends
>Bang my head on a table
>See vision of Richard Dawkins
>Become a militant atheist
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Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 03:22:22 [Preview] No. 442 del
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Why can't you be an egotistical atheist?
You have to go back.

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Anonymous 05/06/2017 (Sat) 21:11:25 [Preview] No. 457 del
Atheism best field of science.

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Us politics Anonymous 04/29/2017 (Sat) 22:15:00 [Preview] No. 435 [Reply]
The new supreme cout justice will side with churches that get direct money from the government. http://marjoriecohn.com/gorsuch-is-already-channeling-scalia-on-life-or-death-decisions/

Anonymous 04/30/2017 (Sun) 05:29:20 [Preview] No. 436 del
Can we make flag burning a lynchable offense?

Anonymous 05/01/2017 (Mon) 00:03:48 [Preview] No. 438 del
U.S. President James K. Polk: “Thank God, under our Constitution there was no connection between Church and State.”

Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 08:26:35 [Preview] No. 448 del
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what AM i fiting fooooooor?!!!

Anonymous 05/04/2017 (Thu) 11:28:24 [Preview] No. 449 del
Don't get unduly upset about Trump inserting more references to God than Obama. Trump is just following precedent.