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This Board Is Under New Ownership Anonymous Board owner 06/03/2017 (Sat) 09:06:40 [Preview] No. 496 [Reply]
Seeking experienced Atheism anons to assist with thread creation and add to the mod team.

Reply if you're serious. I'd like to regrow this board.


Anonymous 06/06/2017 (Tue) 14:41:03 [Preview] No. 501 del
This board is dead and will remain so unless you allow shit posting. If you want to get serious lock the old topics, but don't delete them.

Are you from the old board?



Reddit RP Anonymous 12/27/2016 (Tue) 21:18:02 [Preview] No. 85 [Reply]
When you pray for my sick wife you're being an insensitive jerk!!! It upsets me as much as them replacing the 2 pound Darwin coin and setting the Britards back in their fight against state religion!
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/5ki0j3/im_a_little_drunk_and_i_need_to_get_something_off/
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Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 02:15:40 [Preview] No. 353 del
>Russian court bans Jehovah's Witnesses as extremist
Putin is an asshole, what about freespch?


Anonymous 04/21/2017 (Fri) 08:03:40 [Preview] No. 354 del
Let me tell you a secret about O'Reilly: it's all a show, the persona of a smart man acting dumb.
https://youtu.be/vogW7j2X5yQ


Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 18:39:23 [Preview] No. 522 del
Terrorism: noun. The use of violence, intimidation, and threats to spread fear; especially for political purposes.

By that definition, all forms of Christianity and Islam are terrorism by default. Any religion that includes a concept of Hell or punishment is Terrorism and should be treated as such.


Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 18:42:16 [Preview] No. 523 del
Steve Harvey is a moron Trump is becoming friends with. "If we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys?"

"If Americans first came from other countries, why are there still other countries?!"


Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 18:51:42 [Preview] No. 524 del
And "If Great Danes are descended from chihuahuas, then why are there still chihuahuas?"

If we killed all but 300 wolves, why are there still wolves?



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Anonymous 05/17/2017 (Wed) 21:32:03 [Preview] No. 475 [Reply]
God creates humans that he set up to fail from the get-go. Humans fail, even though god set it up that way intentionally. The first family had 2 sons, so lineal incest is the only way to populate the world. People piss off god so much that he drowns them all except for 1 family during the flood, leaving them to populate the entire world again through linear incest.

People still make him angry, so god rapes his child so she can become pregnant with child; which is also god in the flesh. God in the flesh walks around on earth for 33 years, and proclaims himself the son of himself. He then needs to sacrifice himself to himself in order to satisfy himself with his grudge against humans.

God dies, but doesn't die because he's god. I guess it's just a weekend trip. God comes back from the dead, and walks around and says some shit for 40 days, until he ascended on the day of ascension to go sit next to his own right hand until the end of time, at which time he'll come back to earth and kill everybody who doesn't believe this story.

Christianity is flat out stupid.
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Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 16:02:39 [Preview] No. 487 del
This isn't really a statement about specific things that are bullshit, but many Christians will say things like "I know the Bible" when what they really mean is they know the parts of they've been taught.
Once you start studying the Bible yourself you realize all the horrific things most people aren't taught and most preachers never talk about. Just a few:
Women and children are not only supposed to submit to the man, they are basically property.
If a man rapes a virgin, he has to make restitution by paying the father. If a woman lies about being a virgin, she can be put to death.
If your children disobey you, you can have them stoned to death.
Women never have the right to right to file for divorce but men can in the case of infidelity.
God once had a bear maul a group of young children because they called a prophet baldy.
God struck Uzzah dead because he touched the ark to keep it from falling over.
God ordered the genocide of complete cities, including women, children, and animals because they didn't worship him, yet we are taught God is love.
If a man is homosexual, he can be stoned to death.
If you get a tattoo, you can't go to heaven.
The verse that people use in Romans to say homosexuality is a sin and won't go to heaven actually translates as male prostitute rather than homosexual. Also, other things besides that are listed, but people leave those out.
If a man thinks his wife has been unfaithful and she is pregnant, he can mix a drink of herbs and if she was unfaithful, the baby will die and be extracted out of her body on her thigh, yet we are taught abortion is a sin in the eyes of God under any circumstances.
God curses entire generations, up to the 7th generation, because of the sins of the forefathers.
God hardened Pharaoh's heart causing him to refuse to release the Israelites but then punished him for not releasing them.
All throughout the Old Testament men who were blessed by God had multiple wives and concubines, yet we are taught the Bible teaches one man and one woman only in a marriage.


Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 16:03:28 [Preview] No. 488 del
Psalm 137 says that anyone who smashes the babies of Babylon against the rocks and kills them is blessed.
We are taught that the Bible says we must give a tenth of our cash to the church, yet in the Bible tithing was the giving of food and crops so the priests could eat. At the time, there was already a monetary system in place. If it was supposed to be a tenth of your cash, that's what they would have said.
Lot offered up his two virgin daughters to be gang raped so the "wicked" men of the city would not have relations with two male visitors to his house. Lot was not punished but the men of the city were struck blind.
Slavery was condoned in the Bible.
The King James Version of the Bible has words and entire verses in it that some other translations do not. These verses and words were not in the original texts yet many people believe the KJV is the only true Bible, even though the Bible itself says do not add or take away from the texts.
Also, it was finished in 1611. It wasn't even the first Bible. The first Bible to be printed on a moveable type printing press was the Gutenberg Bible, printed in 1454 or 1455, a full 150 years before the before the KJV was even commissioned and 112 years before James was even born. That's not including all the other handwritten versions that existed before the printing press. Also, the Catholic version of the Bible is different than the Protestant version (the Catholic version has more books).
And then, I'm not going to even get into contradictions.
Any time any of this is brought up, Christians say something like "We can't question God" or "That's what is says but that's not what it means!" Another nugget is "Those were Old Testament laws! Jesus changed that with the new covenant!" even thought Jesus himself said he didn't come to change the law, only to fulfill it.
Many Christians also say that all the violence is limited to the Old Testament. They have clearly ignored or never read Revelation.
The more you study the Bible, the more you realize it just doesn't add up.


Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 16:13:42 [Preview] No. 489 del
>god says this, god says that
>blessings is a thing
>sin is a thing

a theism is clearly just another theism


Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 05:57:20 [Preview] No. 511 del
This is one of the peculiar quirks of religion. You succeed and it was God's doing, you fail and it's your fault


Moses and the burning bush 06/25/2017 (Sun) 08:59:08 [Preview] No. 521 del
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bseZjy6wM-U
God's booming idiotic voice cracks me up.



"Why do people die?" Anonymous 06/24/2017 (Sat) 21:38:52 [Preview] No. 520 [Reply]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=TYVNZrxCoXU
Wow this is new! Now I can answer the q!



Problems with universal utilitarianism? Anonymous 06/06/2017 (Tue) 14:31:37 [Preview] No. 499 [Reply]
Can you identify any problems with his argument?
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/daylightatheism/essays/the-ineffable-carrot-and-the-infinite-stick/
>I believe I have come up with a new variant of utilitarian moral theory that avoids the flaws of both act and rule utilitarianism, which I call universal utilitarianism. It can be summed up in a single sentence, and without further ado, here it is:
>"Always minimize both actual and potential suffering; always maximize both actual and potential happines."
His argument is the closest I have seen to a practical objective morality. However, it would be difficult to follow if others didn't follow it too. I am not willing to give most of my money to the poor, mainly because I Don't think someone richer would do the same for me. I am not nearly rich enough to be the one who should do more to help others financially either. But as an atheist with some education, maybe I can help others intellectually who have less knowledge


Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 16:03:49 [Preview] No. 517 del
Perfect is the enemy of good?


Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 17:57:56 [Preview] No. 519 del
>>499
Happiness is a form of potential suffering. Unless it's the kind of happiness that equals death. Your faith in an universal reward is pathetic.



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Anonymous 04/05/2017 (Wed) 09:04:54 [Preview] No. 300 [Reply]
Why do feminists hate us? (Obligatory Hitchens worship.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TQas34criFo
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Anonymous 05/30/2017 (Tue) 01:07:37 [Preview] No. 493 del
>>300
"Hitchens is Great."


Grammarfag 06/13/2017 (Tue) 01:10:02 [Preview] No. 506 del
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Hey Muslims, "Good" is not great.


Anonymous 06/15/2017 (Thu) 22:06:25 [Preview] No. 509 del
We should do what the Mormon bishops do and make the women sit down and shut up unless they're sucking cocks.
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/6hcx15/mormon_bishopric_shuts_of_the_mic_of_a_12yearold/


Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 05:50:25 [Preview] No. 510 del
>>300
[Autism]
"Beware the irrational, however seductive. Shun the 'transcendent' and all who invite you to subordinate or annihilate yourself. Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others. Don't be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish. Picture all experts as if they were mammals. Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence. Suspect your own motives, and all excuses. Do not live for others any more than you would expect others to live for you." [/autism]


Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 16:14:39 [Preview] No. 518 del
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/22/israeli-airline-cant-make-women-move-seats-for-religious-reasons-court-rules
This change is regressive as ass. What if I want to get rid of the stupid woman next to me on a flight? I should have that right as a smart man, to keep shuffling the passengers until I find one who I can enjoy talking to.



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Sometimes the sequels are better Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 16:02:58 [Preview] No. 512 [Reply]
Jews in SPACE


Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 01:22:20 [Preview] No. 515 del
I once read a short sci-fi story where a prominent atheist scientist dies and ends up in front of God.
Short story shorter (spoilers) God lets most people just wink out of existence and only saves the minds of the smartest, cleverest people to try and figure out a way to kill God as he is tired of existing..

It was called the last answer by assimov.


Anonymous 06/22/2017 (Thu) 01:27:42 [Preview] No. 516 del
that Asimov story where humanity ends up uniting and becoming a singular Human entity to combat entropy and at the end find the solution and say "Let there be light"
much better story tbh



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Religious children are meaner than their secular counterparts, study finds Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 16:44:19 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply]


https://youtu.be/_m4VvpRQCeM Anonymous 06/16/2017 (Fri) 16:50:37 [Preview] No. 514 del
Just rename study: Atheism could end bullying



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Anonymous 02/14/2017 (Tue) 18:07:47 [Preview] No. 87 [Reply]
>Life is boring when you are not believing in arabian super fabulous powers
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jfhCkGgd8Eg [Embed]
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Anonymous 03/07/2017 (Tue) 20:58:51 [Preview] No. 166 del
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raif_Badawi
Us atheists want to free this Saudi blogger.


Anonymous 03/08/2017 (Wed) 04:57:51 [Preview] No. 173 del
>>87
>Most of Kenya are Christians
>Most of Conservatives believed Barrack Obama was a Muslim and native Kenyan.
>Closer to the truth is that his father was an atheist.

When Obama (Sr.) was about six years old and attending a Christian missionary school, he converted from Islam to Anglicanism when strongly encouraged by the staff. He changed his name from "Baraka" to "Barack."[1] Obama (Sr.) later became an atheist, believing that religion was mere superstition.[22]


Anonymous 03/16/2017 (Thu) 04:52:06 [Preview] No. 212 del
>>110

Do you think escaping is possible? This prison planet, I mean. This fake reality pulled over our heads by the enslavers. People are waking up, but I think it's all very carefully controlled.

As a lolicon, do you ever feel hopeless? As hated as people like that are. Do you ever feel despair?
I'm beginning to think that's the way out. Reality itself is consciousness, and it's all interconnected at the higher levels. The mind exists independently of the body. And creates the body. Emotional reactions connect us to this place.
So if we manage to become totally hopeless, despairing, borderline-suicidal, we can merit the lack of attachment required to walk the universe with unfettered tread. I've seen some results.
They try to put barriers over our minds to keep us from connecting, but that isn't totally possible.
The point of suffering is to develop hopelessness and despair.
Only when you're really and truly suicidal, when you really and truly don't care anymore, do you gain power.
When you completely stop caring, you can do anything.
You stop caring about belief systems (religious, materialistic, etc.), so you discover that life really is just a dream, and all the rules can be broken.
You stop caring about death, so you stop being inhibited about doing anything.
It only comes after you've been damaged deep down to your very core, AND you've declared yourself independent and refuse to be force-fed beliefs by anything else.
Only when you're so gleefully nihilistic that fear no longer exists, belief (in god, science, etc.) is no longer a limitation, torture no longer affects you, and death is no longer a concern, do you get what you're looking for.

What do you think?


Anonymous 06/12/2017 (Mon) 06:24:52 [Preview] No. 505 del
https://youtu.be/8hWVSvzh9os
This song is illegal to play in the UK now because of hate speech laws.


Anonymous 06/13/2017 (Tue) 16:40:51 [Preview] No. 508 del
Look folks, it's all rubbish and your faith is simply down to a fear of death.' You want to think there's some other magical existence out there, but you're wrong.



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Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 00:31:33 [Preview] No. 41 [Reply]
WE NEED TO BUILD MORE BILLBOARDS
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Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 01:51:03 [Preview] No. 71 del
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>>70
Are atheists really this pathetic? Lust is the work of the devil, though if you can't control your body you can at least use it to glorify God.


Anonymous 12/17/2016 (Sat) 01:58:51 [Preview] No. 72 del
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>>71
You killed my hardon asshole.


Anonymous 06/06/2017 (Tue) 14:51:00 [Preview] No. 502 del
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Ken Ham receiving anal gets me off almost as much as billboards. You can buy erotica where he is the leading performer at Amazon.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/05/23/creationist-ken-ham-does-unspeakable-things-with-a-t-rex-in-this-erotic-novel/


Anonymous 06/13/2017 (Tue) 01:12:52 [Preview] No. 507 del
I wan't to put a FSM sculpture to fluttet on a pole over the house but my religitard neighbors might break my windows.