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Fuck it. Anonymous 06/15/2017 (Thu) 20:57:38 [Preview] No. 12254 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Since 8ch has turned into 4chan, and nothing creative is going on there anymore, and this board is just sitting here with nothing happening, let's see what we can do with it.

ITT: Post the coolest pics you have. I'll start with this pic of Velcro magnified 94x.
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Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 10:41:33 [Preview] No. 12487 del
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Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 23:49:14 [Preview] No. 12500 del
Whomever is in charge over at 8chan can't have heard the saying if it ain't broken, don't fix it.
8chan was already going downhill before Hotwheels was offed - the first sign that something was wrong was Josh's Infinity Next™

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Anonymous 07/04/2017 (Tue) 14:25:34 [Preview] No. 12508 del
thank you

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Shilling my board Anonymous 06/17/2017 (Sat) 05:22:37 [Preview] No. 12269 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>>/endpol/ is a board where political discussion happens, but the board is lawless. That means no rules.
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Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 20:02:40 [Preview] No. 12345 del
>>>/endpol/ get


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Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 22:02:20 [Preview] No. 12496 del
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D-did some one say shilling?
Come to the mostly dead shitposting wasteland I call a discord server.... Please.

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Compound words let Germans say things no one else can Anonymous 05/27/2017 (Sat) 02:56:30 [Preview] No. 12145 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Console me, /b/. I'm feeling a foreboding sense of hitlertseinkeinefehlermache, and I'm beside myself on what to do about it.

Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 14:10:16 [Preview] No. 12488 del
Hitler did nothing wrong

Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 17:06:51 [Preview] No. 12489 del
Hitler's dubs, it's like pottery

Anonymous 07/02/2017 (Sun) 21:44:58 [Preview] No. 12426 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>spammer who attacked 8/b/ also attacked 8/pol/
>8/pol/ spamming broke the site
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little gumb men Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 06:33:35 [Preview] No. 12480 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
When I was a small boy I had these little gumb men. It is real they where little men in jars. I found them in my room on my nightstand a man came and gave them to me. They where like real life action figures but flesh like. Only about 9 inches tall.I would take the little men out of the jars and they would squirm in my hand to the point I had to daze them by flicking their heads. I would make them fight each other and I made them eat my shit. I played with them so hard they died after about a week.I killed one of them by stomping on it and it splat. I made the other one eat the splat and it would start to faint because I would scream and hold it in a fisted hand until they passed out. they would squeak they squeaked if you touched them.

Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 06:46:41 [Preview] No. 12481 del
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I read that book too.

Anonymous 07/02/2017 (Sun) 13:14:45 [Preview] No. 12416 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ha! 8ch/b/ got spamraided last night, by a guy posting 144 threads simultaneously, which he did repeatedly. Dysnomia asked for help cleaning it up and made a bunch of users vols and gave them mod.php access...including the spammer himself. I have no idea what that idiot was thinking, just handing out credentials to anyone.
Anyway, they are all fucked up now, and so I am showing up here to see who else end up here.
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Anonymous 07/02/2017 (Sun) 21:09:59 [Preview] No. 12423 del
This place is a little rough with its display, but it's certainly better than not being able to post. Job well done, Codemonkey.

I use to come here anyway, back when Josh was killing half of 8ch. Of course, once HW fixed things, everyone but the hardest of autists went back. Here's hoping they're still not assmad.
end/pol/ banned me for using them as a bunker. sad!

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you got good kaki fam

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Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 02:25:59 [Preview] No. 12474 del

Go back

Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 03:59:48 [Preview] No. 12475 del
>not random enuff

tirst Anonymous 07/03/2017 (Mon) 00:50:43 [Preview] No. 12471 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Draw Thread Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 01:48:01 [Preview] No. 11637 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
8chan is down, and I have nothing to do. Post your requests here, and I will do my best to draw them. (I can do lewd, but I can't guarantee quality.) Other drawfags/non-drawfags are free to join in.
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Anonymous 04/02/2017 (Sun) 09:50:51 [Preview] No. 11663 del
Oh, I didn't know you only took hetero requests. That's fine. Jerk...

Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 00:20:18 [Preview] No. 11668 del
Stallman making an A-Ok sign with his fingers.

Anonymous 04/03/2017 (Mon) 02:53:07 [Preview] No. 11670 del
amazing idea, also requesting this.

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Sneezing Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 19:40:04 [Preview] No. 12338 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I have stopped saying "bless you" when someone sneezes. It may seem petty, but I also think it's weird. We don't have a saying for coughs, farts, or any other bodily function. Why single out sneezing?

For a time I would say "excuse me", when I sneezed, but that got awkward sometimes, so I just stopped saying anything.

If I sneeze and someone says "bless you", half of the tube I say nothing though I shoveled say "thanks" just to acknowledge that I heard them say it, but don't really feel I should thank them for blessing me. I don't need them to ward off the viral spirits that cause colds with words.

Wish they would leave me alone. It feels like they expect me to respond to their automatic conditioning.

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God created you free.

Anonymous 06/25/2017 (Sun) 23:32:59 [Preview] No. 12348 del
My dad says "Excuse me." if he coughs. I don't really know why. He also chews with his mouth open so I don't think he's an expert on manners.

Anonymous 06/27/2017 (Tue) 03:06:37 [Preview] No. 12359 del
I have stopped sneezing.

Anonymous 07/02/2017 (Sun) 09:51:55 [Preview] No. 12414 del
now this is my kind of autism. godspeed OP, and bless you ;^)

lifelong travelers Anonymous 06/30/2017 (Fri) 04:48:20 [Preview] No. 12390 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Has anyone else taken the time to just wander aimlessly around the world like Kino did? Sometimes I want to buy a motorcycle and do something similar, though I feel like I'm getting too old.

This guy biked from Europe to Asia on a bike for 10 years, and is my hero.

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Anonymous 06/30/2017 (Fri) 06:01:37 [Preview] No. 12392 del
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Maybe not for good but I did always want to road trip for awhile but now even basic trips that are 1-3 days seem all but out of reach tbh. Wanted to go see pic related but I'm too lazy to just fucking go on my days off. It'd take me all day there and back but it could be done easily enough which is probably why it's equally as easy to procrastinate.

To go just to wander aimlessly seems nice but you'd need money regardless and it would be fairly hard you'd think to not get picked up as some sort of vagrant. I mean theoretically someone could git gud at foraging but you gotta get gas or else you're putting down roots every so often and working somewhere for some dosh. It sounds romantic and fun and adventures but I'd imagine in all reality it's not very glamorous and would likely be really just be a long string of awkward moments at rest stops. Europe/Asia would be a lot cooler than the US though I'd imagine. How'd this dude really get through the mid east on a bike in the early 00s is that area not so fraught with peril as it seems? And shit, a real bike.

I've heard good things about this anime and that song is pretty fucking good.

Anonymous 06/30/2017 (Fri) 08:33:55 [Preview] No. 12393 del
>buy a motorcycle and do something similar
I would strongly advice against that, but your own age not an issue. Bike trips are so precarious that you're better off making detailed plans if it has to include a bike. Using a bicycle is a nice meme, although it takes time it's about the right level of reliability and flexibility.

Either way you have to prepare to become stranded. You kinda have to think it's your goal to.

Anonymous 06/30/2017 (Fri) 11:29:59 [Preview] No. 12395 del
Sometimes I dream of doing something like this too.

Never done any long trips, but every now and then I go exploring abandoned places or just random rural areas.