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I hate fags Anonymous 03/25/2024 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No. 50591 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I fucking hate faggots seriously fuck faggots and fuck the gays I hate them this guy is a basement faggot living with his mother while he gets piss faced drunk he should stop posting this faggot shit


Anonymous 03/26/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.50593 del
fag here. sorry to hear that. i'll tell the rest of the fags to stop posting about gay shit. hope this gives you some comfort.


Anonymous 03/27/2024 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.50607 del
You should make peace with your sexuality instead of this self hate.



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Why are image boards so dead today? Did everyone bail to bigger online platforms? Is Tik Tok and Telegram the new norm now or did most anons just give up and go offline? Why do so many choose platforms that have no privacy or free speech? It feels like a whole generation of people suddenly vanished.
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Anonymous 03/20/2024 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.50529 del
Why is it that every fucking time I come back to /b/ the same old threads are bumped back to the top with one lined broken record comments? Can someone please explain why?


Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.50584 del
I for one left for the fediverse. I only pop back to image boards every several months or so to see if they're still dead and same answer for the past several years: "Yup, image boards are dead."


Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.50585 del
>>50584
Oops, forgot I already posted about the fediverse in here.

>>50433
To answer your question: about 4-5 years ago.


Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.50589 del
>>50584
>>50585
I must be a normie fag, I have absolutely no idea what the fediverse is. Why do they call it fediverse btw?


Anonymous 03/26/2024 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.50592 del
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>>50589
Think email, but with social media. There are different servers, referred to as instances, that people can sign up to. Each instance can communicate with each other; for example, users from instance A can view, like and follow users from instance B, and vice versa.

It's called the fediverse because it's federated, has nothing to do with feds (I thought the same when I first heard about it a few years ago).



Microsoft 365 Word Document Download To Desktop Anonymous 01/05/2024 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No. 49383 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I've recently gotten a new PC since my previous one is on the fritz at the moment and can someone here please tell me how in the fuck do I get Microsoft word document onto my actual desktop we've already and are still paying for the family package each year.

at the moment all it seems to be doing is only seeming to open it in and on the internet to which I just do not understand why the fuck it's only doing it that way when it ever did that in the past.

thank you

PS I fucking hate Windows 10 biggest pile of shit of an OS on the market.
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Anonymous 03/01/2024 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.50260 del
>>50204
what?


Anonymous 03/07/2024 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.50316 del
search up MAS on github


Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.50374 del
Modern Microsoft software sucks. Go back to an older MS OS or try linux.


Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 17:59 [Preview] No.50383 del
libreoffice for office software
librewolf for web browser


Anonymous 03/25/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.50590 del
>>49527
haha lol that photo is funny as fuck



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90's Anonymous 10/03/2022 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No. 41961 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post stuff Zoomers will never understand or get just how incredible it was the feeling of being around at the time and playing those things when they originally came out
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Anonymous 01/04/2024 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.49370 del
>>49357
>>49357
>XP by far was the best Windows platform, only it is somewhat limited in what kind of media you can play these days, or what kinds of software can run on it. If you like anything modern you have to at least run a Vista if not Windows 7 Pro. :/ Or of-course you can switch to Linux if you don't mind relying on open-source software for everything.

It was so good that Microsoft did everything it could to make every OS after it as different from XP as possible. Because MS is awful

>>48792
Very retro. Nice. Your picture fits your post


Anonymous 02/14/2024 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.50008 del
anti-sperg bump 7


Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.50369 del
Since the faggot has to bump all his nonsense redundant one sentence threads once again I'll be bumping this thread again.


Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.50586 del
Did you know that you didn't ALWAYS have a tiny personal computer in your pocket complete with camera at all times? That you paid attention to the outside world when you were outside? That unless you were watching TV or playing video games you weren't staring into a glowing rectangle and *gasp* possibly talking to real live human beings?


Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.50588 del
>>50586
I don't own a smartphone and today I talked to 7 people, 4 of them distant neighbors who came over to my place for a while to chat and have a couple drinks with. Was a very beautiful day outside.



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Oldfags from 8chan Anonymous 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No. 47811 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
any of you guys still around? I wish we had all moved here instead of the dead, worthless webring. That was a total mistake. The Zoomer newfaggots that go on there are so cucked as a generation. The nigger programming is deeply embedded in their brain. It is frustrating to even speak to them or look at their posts.
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Anonymous 11/03/2023 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.48655 del
>>47854
>I got told to go back to cuckchan by an anon who messed up redtext.

Johnny Neptune probably.

>>48627
This. Content matters. If you got something smart to say, say it and that is what makes the image board count. I could care less if the place is a ghost town or if old fags or new fags are here. It's always the content and information handed down that counts most.


Anonymous 11/10/2023 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.48761 del
We still got this board + a bunch more in the webring OP. So things aren't that bad


Anonymous 11/10/2023 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.48765 del
>>48629
Explain sharty and jarty please


Anonymous 12/06/2023 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.49015 del
>>48420
Nonewnormal


Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.50587 del
I used to frequent old 8chan. Now I almost never come to image boards unless the fediverse is slow.



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Fight back! Anonymous 02/16/2024 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No. 50064 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Wake Up.
Many of us exist like Indentured Servants in this country and they plan to keep taking away more. They need to face some consequences for having their boots on our heads.
Remember that it is far easier to destroy something than it is to build, and it is far easier to make a mess than it is to clean a mess.
These people do not deserve to have a future.
I don't care if we have to destroy the whole fucking Planet.
Fight Back!
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Dig Deeper With Gematria Anonymous 03/18/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.50507 del
dig deeper with gematria decoder at https://www.gematria-decoder.com

with auto-matching for easy searching and matching and a database is included. Allow you to dig deeper with custom ciphers and database.


Anonymous 03/20/2024 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.50527 del
>>50496
You'll have to abolish the Federal Reserve and impose limits on how much debt the government can create, limiting any debt tied to actual productive GDP/or industrial output. The government should never have been allowed to spend Trillions of dollars at taxpayer expense. Until that changes, we have slavery, it's modern feudalism.


Anonymous 03/23/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.50552 del
We should fight for our freedoms.





Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.50574 del
Only those that glow want to take down our power grid.


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Need a helping hand veey badly Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No. 50570 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let me tell you from the start. I am with crypto since I was in class 7. And its been already 8-9 years, I haven't hold anything yet. But day by day, crypto become the most favourite things of mine.

I passed my J.S.C ( Junior School Certificate ), S.S.C ( Secondary School Certificate & H.S.C ( High School Certificate ) with a grade point (GPA) of 5.00 (A+). The journey was great. But problem start when my father died after the time of S.S.C. After the H.S.C I learned about graphics design, and started freelancing to earn money. But at this point in my life not being able to get any orders. I try telegram marketplaces, facebook and linkdin also to search for clients. Though I got some orders but now its being so difficult for me. I searched for part time job then. I also got one, anyhow, it was going. But its been 3 months I lost my job. I am in 3rd year right now. Just one more year left to complete my graduation.

I don't know what to say or how to say as I am really ashamed of it. I need almost $2k in this semester but for me its being really impossible to manage this amount. I really doesn't had any option left without post on the board. At least please an anon response to me. I strictly hate begging but, I don't know will you help me or not. But if you could help that would helps me to complete my graduation.

My mother always wanted me to see as a police officer but without completing the graduation its impossible for me.

Its not like that I don't earn well or beg from people, its not like that. But this time, I am empty. Sometimes life is kind of hard to struggle, that time we need a helping hand very badly.

I really don't want to lose my educational career. Badly want to complete my graduation. Please consider a bit, your little bit consider will save my entire education career.

If needed i can also send you my face record video evidence or also my live location or even any documents like my government issued identity card so that you don't think I am lying for free money. Anyway you may help me out Anon?

> If someone can help me out, send me an email to anon33001@gmail.com

Writing this to you, sitting alone in a room, don't know what your response will be but,

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Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.50575 del
US government killed the incentive of investing in crypto now that it is audited and taxable.


Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.50577 del
>I'm in debt
>Can't make a living
>I have to resort to begging

Bidenomics sucks don't it?



Depression Anonymous 03/22/2024 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No. 50549 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
As a child, I blocked out most of my past because I was bullied. I didn't really take care of myself because I hated myself. I didn't brush my teeth, I didn't eat, I felt unloved, and so much more that I can barely remember about my childhood. I could only recall certain events, like when this one girl walked up to me and told me, "Oh, your teeth are so white, I like them." I didn't know what sarcasm was at that time, and I said "Thanks," not understanding why she sounded like that. Another memory I have is when my "friends" started leaving me for no reason. Well, I think I know why they left me; probably because I was a freak. Another memory I have is of my teachers being mean. They would mark my test adding things like "Oh, you're so stupid" to certain questions. One question that hurt me very badly is when we had to draw hands, one hand having all the good things about a person and the other having all the bad things in a person. She wrote on the bad hand, "Just like you!" That really hurt me as a child. Another memory I have is when I confessed my feelings to this girl with a love letter. I didn't really know how to spell, so most of the words just seemed like gibberish. When I gave it to her in class, she laughed, saying that I should learn how to be smart before I asked her out. Her friends even said, "You're too ugly for love." It's honestly sad. One time, back in grade 4, I think I told my friend I liked this one girl in class. He told the whole school the next day, and she "was my girlfriend" for a little until breaking up with me 3 months into the relationship. She even said, "I only dated you because I got dared" when she broke up with me. I have bad memories of everybody in my life. Even my parents used to lie, saying "Oh, you're so talented" or "You're so good at this," even though I wasn't anywhere near as good or talented as most people. I was honestly hurt as a child mentally, and I think that plays a big role in why I'm so friendly, gentle, and frankly scared of how I act around people now that I'm 14. I honestly don't want to be myself because I'm scared people might be mean to me again. I try to brush my teeth every day. I try to eat. I sort of brush my teeth every day, and I at least eat around one meal per day, so I think I'm recovering, but I'm not sure. I'm also kind of in love with this girl in my class, but I'm frankly too scared to ask her to be mine. Well, the reason is that I'm sort of broke, and I don't have a lot of money, so I can't really buy stuff for her or take her on dates, and I don't want to tell her I'm broke because I'm scared she will not want to be friends or even more than friends anymore. So yeah, I don't know what I want to do with my life or what I'm doing. I'm starting to get suicidal thoughts every day, and I can't stop them. I hope someone at least can help me here one day. But all I want is to give someone my world, to show someone all the affection and love I have in me for them. Yeah, I don't know what else to say, but I hope that my life gets better, and I hope someone can help me with what's going on in my life. Thank you.
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Anonymous 03/23/2024 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.50565 del
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just do it. im planning to do it next month


Anonymous 03/23/2024 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.50566 del
Depression can paint memories darker, or feel bad about things that normally you would not.
For example parents telling you, "lying" that you are talented or doing good, is not a bad thing. They probably tried to be supportive, and wanted you to build confidence. People struggling through their whole life because their parents told them that they are too stupid to do anything properly, or that they shouldn't try doing things for they'll fail anyway.
I won't go and counterargue at each point, you should get the point.
You are also young, and it is typical to be depressed for many in your age. You'll grow it out.

>>50565
So edgy.


Anonymous 03/23/2024 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.50567 del
>>50549
Too many people as they get older end up regretting not having more fun and fooling around when they were younger. Don't be one of those people. No one is perfect, everyone has some kind of problem. Just accept who you are and do your best. Keep your head up high. Real friends will accept who you are and you will do the same for them. Real friends will listen to you and be there to encourage and challenge you too. Sometimes maybe trying something you normally shouldn't do at times (like smoking weed, or finding some hobo nutcase that would be willing to buy a six pack of beer if you gave him extra cash). As for girls, every normal teenage boy wants to date girls. Just be yourself and be confident, look girls in the eyes and ask one you like to go out with you sometime. If she says no, persist anyway and ask why not, what does she have to lose, her virginity? LOL that will catch her attention. Most teenage girls are looking for someone to have fun with, someone who can take them to a party who is not going to sulk around whining about the woes of the world.

>>50565
So many people claim they'll do that but most the people who say they would end up proving they are cowards and are too scared to pull the trigger. And many people who do end up offing themselves, many are people who no one ever expected would have done such a thing.

I once heard of a firefighter who later became a business owner of a local construction company. He was wealthy and eventually forced to retire due to old age. This guy was happily married. Had a family. Had a nice upper middle class home. One day his family found him dead. He blew his brains out, leaving a note on a table. The reason you might ask? He was getting too old to work anymore, and he loved working. He did not want to end up being taken care of as an old feeble man so he decided to kill himself. Who would have predicted someone with his statute would do something like that? That's the point. Most people who are really serious and want to die do not brag about it.


Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.50569 del
ブラック・ナイト・ソード


Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.50573 del
>>50551
i wonder if the guys responding to this in seriousness feel the same way if they took the time to inspect the authenticity and notice all the other strange threads each with a different email in its field



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Choo-Choo Anonymous 03/01/2023 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No. 45604 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Now where's those's chemicals I ordered dammit?
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Anonymous 02/25/2024 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.50171 del
Looks like my plate that broke when I dropped it.


Anonymous 03/01/2024 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.50262 del
When Politicians say drain the swamp, they mean fill it up.


Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.50360 del
Train is having a bad day.


Anonymous 03/14/2024 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.50441 del
Chug along broken trains.


Anonymous 03/24/2024 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.50571 del
Smashing