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Clash of civilizations Anonymous 04/12/2018 (Thu) 03:04:36 [Preview] No. 16218 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
"When the Washington Post telephoned me at home on Valentine's Day 1989 to ask my opinion about the Ayatollah Khomeini's fatwah, I felt at once that here was something that completely committed me. It was, if I can phrase it like this, a matter of everything I hated versus everything I loved. In the hate column: dictatorship, religion, stupidity, demagogy, censorship, bullying, and intimidation. In the love column: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression. Plus, of course, friendship—though I like to think that my reaction would have been the same if I hadn't known Salman at all. To re-state the premise of the argument again: the theocratic head of a foreign despotism offers money in his own name in order to suborn the murder of a civilian citizen of another country, for the offense of writing a work of fiction. No more root-and-branch challenge to the values of the Enlightenment (on the bicentennial of the fall of the Bastille) or to the First Amendment to the Constitution, could be imagined. President George H.W. Bush, when asked to comment, could only say grudgingly that, as far as he could see, no American interests were involved"



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Anonymous 03/21/2018 (Wed) 07:15:30 [Preview] No. 15924 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How can he kiss that mouth?
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Anonymous 03/22/2018 (Thu) 01:55:58 [Preview] No.15940 del
Ignore me. I just want to see how much of the markup is the same.
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(((them)))


Anonymous 03/30/2018 (Fri) 03:19:04 [Preview] No.16057 del
>>15927
You'd prefer a clueless virgin who didn't realize how much you sucked compared to other men in bed?


Anonymous 04/01/2018 (Sun) 17:11:03 [Preview] No.16085 del
>>15927
Every woman you've ever kissed or will kiss has had another mans dick in their mouth.


Anonymous 04/11/2018 (Wed) 03:48:57 [Preview] No.16211 del
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Don't that mouth is for the lord.



Anonymous 04/01/2018 (Sun) 14:59:17 [Preview] No. 16083 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
<Endchan orangetext
I like orangetext.
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Anonymous 04/06/2018 (Fri) 05:59:48 [Preview] No.16124 del
What's it even for?


Anonymous 04/06/2018 (Fri) 06:04:50 [Preview] No.16126 del
>>16124
You use it when you want orange text.


Anonymous 04/06/2018 (Fri) 12:39:59 [Preview] No.16127 del
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Anonymous 04/06/2018 (Fri) 12:40:16 [Preview] No.16128 del
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Anonymous 04/10/2018 (Tue) 03:06:53 [Preview] No.16174 del
>>16126
Thanks, that clears it up.



What do? Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 06:36:55 [Preview] No. 12875 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?
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Anonymous 03/31/2018 (Sat) 13:22:46 [Preview] No.16069 del
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gay boxers get flushed


Anonymous 04/01/2018 (Sun) 00:21:21 [Preview] No.16070 del
>>16069
Hey, I appreciate what you're doing (the gay pedo can go in hell), but could you, you know, keep it in the spirit of the original thread?
Y'know, with huge tits and all that.


Anonymous 04/01/2018 (Sun) 00:31:16 [Preview] No.16071 del
>>16070
I do not store porn on my computer. I only store decent pics that may show some cleavage or ass. I try to avoid porn because it is unhealthy and acts as a sterilizer (making men too lazy to get off their asses and occasionally have sex as they should).


Anonymous 04/01/2018 (Sun) 03:51:13 [Preview] No.16072 del
>>16071
Looks like we got a classy motherfucker here


Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 23:53:31 [Preview] No.16173 del
>>16071
Oh I didn't mean porn (the idea of posting cute girls to counter fags and CP is more than welcome), just maybe girls with heavier... Assets, like "antispam43.jpg", the gif with tig ol' bitties and the udderly gorgeous Asian.


Basically, "moar tats plz"



Kohlchan.net/int Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 20:48:10 [Preview] No. 16170 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Kohlchan.net/int

Please visit this new and ebin Imageboard at least for one time to pay them respect and wish them good luck


Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 22:47:45 [Preview] No.16171 del
If your going here to promote a board I might as well too: >>>/spoon/ (full of prepping info, gun tutorials, news-related podcasts and more).



Fix Africa Anonymous 04/05/2018 (Thu) 01:38:41 [Preview] No. 16114 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
In hindsight it's obvious Europe made a mistake. Europe was better off when it ruled Africa, and Africa was better off when it was ruled by Europe. I propose we fix things like this.
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Anonymous 04/07/2018 (Sat) 13:43:27 [Preview] No.16141 del
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>>16139
Absolutely anon. The IMF, the World Bank, the BIS are all run by the Rothschild central banking cabal which are some of the most evil greedy criminally insane oligarchs in recent history. These banking cartels have looted Russia (during the USSR), they have looted Africa, they have gained control of the EU and they plan on destabilizing and looting Europe as well (beware amnesty has a nefarious motive that is NOT "humanitarian" as their state-run press claims), they are financing the wars to destabilize the Middle East, they have control over our government in the United States (and are deliberately increasing governmental debts to unsustainable levels as well). Their plan is to wreck the whole world financially so the oligarchs come out on top and can take over all nations through various "unions". They do this by creating so much debt and then bankrupting nation after nation, creating hyperinflation of their currency (to where the currencies are worthless).

The Rothschilds want mass poverty all around the world, but luxury and riches for themselves and themselves only. Their newest targets to subjugate and enslave are Europe, the United States, the Middle East and (yet again) Russia (which the banking cabal lost control of thanks to Putin). I don't know what they intend for countries like China or India but I have a feeling they are either infiltrated already or will be soon.


Anonymous 04/07/2018 (Sat) 18:39:21 [Preview] No.16143 del
>>16114
>Africa was better off when it was ruled by Europe
while this seems to be funny by its absurdity, i can't seem to be able to laugh


Anonymous 04/08/2018 (Sun) 13:21:33 [Preview] No.16153 del
>>16141
>I don't know what they intend for countries like China or India but I have a feeling they are either infiltrated already or will be soon.

>India
They are trying to stir a war up between Pakistan and India right now (of-course as always funding both sides of the war via their MICs) and ......

>China
The whole "South China Sea" debacle is about creating tensions between the US and China too (both countries who's central banks are already Rothschild controlled). China is set to become the next major superpower and hold its own global reserve currency status as the US dollar crashes and hyperinflates at some point.


Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 07:08:25 [Preview] No.16161 del
>>16141
That picture always brings a smile to my face. 500 trillion dollars? Heh.


Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 15:07:11 [Preview] No.16167 del
>>16161
That's likely how much they have stolen from fiat currencies over the years (via their central banks) and invested in highly valued assets like offshore property, commodities, corporate shares and stocks, precious metals, etc.

Remember they create currency out of thin air and control the issuance, think of it like owning counterfeit money (you could buy up the town so-to-speak).



need help finding meme/video/gif Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 09:30:40 [Preview] No. 16162 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is the video of that guy annoying the host of a gaming stream? I remember seeing gifs of the annoying guy like dancing with 5 people behind him and the host/annoyed guy is the one who ends up looking like a shithead? It was like a meme I just dont know how to search for the memory hopefully someone knows what I am talking about it was like a clip of 2 guys gaming and one guy tries to be funny. At some point the funny guy is making a dancing mob out of the crowd behind him.


Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 09:44:44 [Preview] No.16163 del
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this?


Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 09:56:50 [Preview] No.16164 del
>>16163
YES!!!Thank you for that.
I just found it by searching "annoys host" on YT i didnt know it was a popular video I never watched it the first time I just remember the gif of the guys swaying in their chairs.


Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 09:59:20 [Preview] No.16165 del
>>16162
>>16163
>>16164
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM [Embed]


Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 10:07:20 [Preview] No.16166 del
>>16164
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o1BBiPeDXM0 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W_gdqMTKXrc [Embed]
guy kinda got ran out of the speedrunning community or at least embarrassed beyond the point of trying to show some sort of contrition.
he's really just an insufferable attention whore like the rest.



This guy.... Anonymous 03/28/2018 (Wed) 17:42:07 [Preview] No. 16044 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So I found this guys website and he legit has his address just sitting there and he wants people to send him shit lol. https://dark3n1ng.party/stuff.html = If you hate my blog or whatever send me whatever old junk or whatever you have.
My Address
1175 Lincoln Dr N DeKalb, IL 60115 New Hall West 109B1


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Anonymous 04/07/2018 (Sat) 07:03:34 [Preview] No.16138 del
How do we know its a valid address?


Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 01:27:53 [Preview] No.16160 del
>>16138
Wellllll, you could use a search engine and find out that it's the address of a dorm at Northern Illinois University.

https://www.niu.edu/housing/halls/new-hall/index.shtml



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Anonymous 04/06/2018 (Fri) 18:57:39 [Preview] No. 16133 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A geologist proves Noah's ark never happened and was impossible.
one_reasons_noahs_worldwide_flood_never_happened


Anonymous 04/08/2018 (Sun) 23:41:12 [Preview] No.16158 del
Wow. But wasn't it enough that floodings doesn't work that way as in that fairytale book?



Mass amnesia Anonymous 04/02/2018 (Mon) 20:02:04 [Preview] No. 16091 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://today.yougov.com/news/2015/05/21/americans-remember-opposing-2003-war-iraq/
What causes mass amnesia? Most liberals forgot they supported the Iraq war


Anonymous 04/06/2018 (Fri) 06:02:11 [Preview] No.16125 del
Mass amnesia? Most people are just fuckin' retarded and don't like thinking for themselves; they indulge in controversial topics, but only if somebody else says it first.


Anonymous 04/06/2018 (Fri) 15:44:46 [Preview] No.16132 del
I consider myself more conservative than liberal but I opposed the wars in the Middle East during both Bush and Obama. I still do. I think we need to get the hell out of Syria too. We need our troops to deal with the crisis around our border - you know - REAL national security issues. Wars are a racket for the MIC (military industrial complex).