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Anonymous 11/03/2017 (Fri) 23:53:48 [Preview] No. 13688 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Anonymous 11/03/2017 (Fri) 23:55:23 [Preview] No. 13689 del
tomato is my favorite veg

Anonymous 11/04/2017 (Sat) 01:14:15 [Preview] No. 13691 del
Tomatoes are fruits. But, you know that.

Anonymous 11/04/2017 (Sat) 10:02:28 [Preview] No. 13694 del
Eeww comatose

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Anonymous 10/30/2017 (Mon) 17:09:51 [Preview] No. 13608 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
pls respond

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Anonymous 11/03/2017 (Fri) 21:46:01 [Preview] No. 13685 del
shutup whore

Anonymous 11/03/2017 (Fri) 22:14:37 [Preview] No. 13686 del
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Anonymous 11/03/2017 (Fri) 21:43:26 [Preview] No. 13684 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Asuka a shit and also a pee

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Anonymous 10/18/2017 (Wed) 02:29:31 [Preview] No. 13498 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Absolutely despicable.
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Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:33:54 [Preview] No. 13644 del
You are welcome!

Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:03:51 [Preview] No. 13663 del

Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:20:53 [Preview] No. 13671 del
>>12873On what board did you post it?

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Anonymous 11/03/2017 (Fri) 06:54:14 [Preview] No. 13679 del

AJ Mendez Audiobook Anonymous 11/03/2017 (Fri) 01:33:06 [Preview] No. 13678 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anyone got a download link for her audiobook "Crazy is my superpower"? please, thanks

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Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:34:54 [Preview] No. 13646 del
buncha Hicks right here

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Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:22:49 [Preview] No. 13676 del
Cool, I am near a city where Aron Ra is going to come visit my area in a couple months. I really should go to my first skepticon. Wonder what to expect?

welcome to the new board: holy atheism Anonymous 09/22/2017 (Fri) 01:25:15 [Preview] No. 13272 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Richard Dawkins is a heretic and Sam Harris is a wingnut bigot. We can only trust in Dennis Dennett now to free our minds.
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Anonymous 10/03/2017 (Tue) 22:58:15 [Preview] No. 13387 del
I don't think there were so many idiots who were Christian at the /lgbt/ board 6 years ago, and I might be wrong, but image boards going mainstream might have brought the filth. Pol's slide to the right attracted conservative Christians too. Now what you have is a majority of idiots who wear their Christianity on their sleeve, even on boards that are supposed to attract smarter people.

I think half of who you call LARPERS are actually unironically Christian. They don't pretend to be Buddhists, or Jews, or Muslims which would be a lot more fun, rather they pretend to be Christians because they actually are, and they just exaggerate their stupidity.

Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:35:40 [Preview] No. 13649 del
Cool, I am near a city where Aron Ra is going to come visit my area in a couple months. I really should go to my first skepticon. Wonder what to expect?

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Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:21:53 [Preview] No. 13674 del
Seems like they thought of the gods being in their image instead of the other way around and were insightful enough to realize their capability for both virtue and sinful behavior. Being able to deceive and overcome fate and divine vengeance is a pretty powerful idea. What were some random niggers opposing you if you thought the almighty were against you?

Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:22:19 [Preview] No. 13675 del

Women Donate, Men Receive: The Lopsided Truth About Organ Donations Anonymous 10/29/2017 (Sun) 05:25:53 [Preview] No. 13586 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 10/31/2017 (Tue) 03:42:12 [Preview] No. 13614 del
>new anime
they're still makin that stuff?

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Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:04:51 [Preview] No. 13665 del
She looks like she grew up with her grandma because her mom was like a meth addict, not sure what it is but she reeks of medocrity. . sure she is cute but her style is wack, she looks like a bitch honestly. she looks like a bitch who will be working night shifts at a gas station when she's old

Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:20:38 [Preview] No. 13670 del
Stuff these old degenerates.They do this globally while replacing jobs with mass labor and automation.They only care about themselves.

movies and shit Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 20:08:13 [Preview] No. 13530 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Freddy and Jason fit together so well I'm kind of hoping they would be combined with a couple of other characters into a new IP that's something like the expanded Stephen King universe. Not as an event like Freddy vs. Jason or The Monster Squad but just rob the graves of these characters and build a bit of an unifying mythos and consistent rules around their powers.

The thing is don't really give that much of a shit about seeing the next events of this or that character, I just find the world building interesting if ever a company bothers to actually build any of it. Kinda mediocre movies like Underworld or Pacific Rim go for a long way just because they're at least a bit more of a story than an excuse to string together a few cool looking action scenes. Yeah I guess what I mean is that if they can build upon werewolves and vampires like in Underworld, I could find it interesting if they built upon weird, pseudo-real-but-pseudo-dreamlike conceptual slasher monsters that aren't as run-of-the-mill as just... vaaampires all over again for the millionth time.

I guess that's the cahrm of Resident Evil movies, that they actaully did something around the idea of zombies instead of just the same old outbreak. For all the shit they get for being untrue to the source material, the fact is I already played the games, and you'd expect if you make a movie you make it for the movie audience and not for the game audience.
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Anonymous 10/27/2017 (Fri) 16:37:10 [Preview] No. 13575 del
True that. Shaun of the Dead is great. Jason X, I'm pretty sure they intended it to be funny, I know I laughed pretty hard during it.

Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:32:38 [Preview] No. 13641 del
Absolutely despicable.

Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:04:36 [Preview] No. 13664 del
&<Always given a baby to hold in this reoccurring dream.

Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:19:15 [Preview] No. 13667 del
&gt;&gt;13203~????????????! ??????????

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Seattle Anonymous 10/13/2017 (Fri) 17:45:00 [Preview] No. 13456 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm in Washington state visiting poor religious nutcases and I'm already bored talking to them. What else should I see? Going to Seattle later, heard the gay and black neighborhoods are being driven out by white programmers from Amazon and so I might visit the liberal capital district while it still exists. Heard they have a club with glory holes. Other than that I have a week free for the shitposting.
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Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 04:32:41 [Preview] No. 13476 del

If they're serving foods exposed legs can mean exposed body hair for one thing which, every restaurant I've worked in has forbidden shorts. Also if they're keeping the place clean they're going to be exposed to cleaning products which falls under PPE shit which is some big time OSHA shit you don't want to run afoul of.

As far as public nuisances are concerned, if the police get called there enough the township is going to declare it a nuisance regardless of if anything illegal is going on or not. Whether it's an old granny with a stick up her ass or drunk guys congregating trying to see some tit.

Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 06:05:56 [Preview] No. 13477 del
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The only way body hair can get in a coffee is if she's doing a dance and passing it under her legs. Coffee shelf and machines were always above her waist, except for on the side facing you so that you could get a good view. It's the simplest barista job ever because the expresson and latte machines do the work.

All she does is place the coffee, press buttons, talk to you while it's pouring, mix it a few times with a straw, cap it and hand it through a window. There is no way even her tits would hang over the coffee due to the angles, and you would need a freak updraft for any pubic hair to get in the drink. There are no hurricanes in Seattle. In fact, at the last one I saw she only had lacy underwear below wedged between her legs to bare her ass cheeks, but a plain sweater on top which bared nothing. Maybe she got cold, or maybe she felt ashamed because it was a Sunday. Or maybe it was a budget barista since I paid $5.50 instead of $8 at the one with the younger and hotter girl in a top and bikini. I wouldn't go back there to see her sweater, even though she called me hon in every single sentence.

Sorry, the sign said I couldn't take a picture of the stall or the girl. The sign said SWEET GIRLS in all pink, and the menu said it , and at first I didn't realize it was a coffee barista until I looked at the menu that said cocaine and blood flavored expressos (no price tag listed so I guess they charge whatever they want and then expect a tip.)

Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 06:32:24 [Preview] No. 13478 del
The practicality of it really doesn't matter. Really not sure how Hooters gets away with their servers tbh but her legs are definitely going to be coming into contact with various surfaces and if she's a top then that could be bear skin touching service utensils or stirrers or sugar packets or whatever. It doesn't matter how likely it is to happen what matters is if there is even a slight chance and this has to apply uniformly to every kitchen regardless if there's traditional cooking going on or a bitch microwaving english muffins and brewing keurigs.

Anonymous 11/01/2017 (Wed) 23:34:19 [Preview] No. 13645 del
8chan's /b/ is shit, /tech/ became /pol/ and Tor posting broke days ago, so I migrated here.

Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:03:36 [Preview] No. 13662 del