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Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 22:07:50 [Preview] No. 12652 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Found a legal way to hire a prostitute.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_surrogate


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 22:09:37 [Preview] No. 12653 del
>>12652
Can't you just go to Vegas if you're that desperate? Plus the whores who do it as a health service must be whackjobs.


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 22:12:05 [Preview] No. 12654 del
>>12653
I'm afraid of pimps, ugly Latinas, and viruses.


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 22:14:32 [Preview] No. 12655 del
>>12654
You go to a good quality brothel then.

>ugly latinas

Only a problem among the older prostitutes, plus you should always use protection if you're fucking around here in the west. With the "legal" route you risk hiring some SJW who will accuse you of rape if you don't allow her to peg you.


Anonymous 07/29/2017 (Sat) 16:18:32 [Preview] No. 12661 del
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>>12652
why hire a prostitute when you have 2hoes



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Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 15:53:47 [Preview] No. 12648 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Our ancestors were the biggest procrastinators that ever lived. How can you spend about a hundred thousand years chipping away at stones as tools, and wanking to venus stones and cavemen crayon drawings of bestiality on walls, and not try planting shit or forming towns until a few thousand years ago? The pathetic human race doesn't deserve to live.


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 18:43:28 [Preview] No. 12651 del
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/15784

bruv educate yourself. All the ancient stone structures are pretty old and imply a high level of technical skill at the very least, even possibly advanced technology and ALIUMS. Also the universality of some myths like the flood and the fertility/agricultural goddesses going away for one season of the year to the underworld and as such the world begins to die as well. For these traditions to disseminate globally or near globally through oral means? To me it just screams that history as we know it is highly skewed.



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A question for gays Anonymous 04/10/2017 (Mon) 23:15:38 [Preview] No. 11777 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /cuteboys/, would you rather be straight? If I could give you a pill to turn you straight would you take it? The way I see it, you'd have more available partners if your gayness could be fixed. Sure your sexual identity would change, but basing your identity around a sexuality is shallow and stupid.

On the other hand, if you're gay your partners are more likely to accept crossdressing, a liberal mind, or atheism.
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Anonymous 07/26/2017 (Wed) 16:57:14 [Preview] No. 12641 del
What do you think of Trump banning transgenders from seducing straight men in the military?
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-military-idUSKBN1AB1TM


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 07:59:04 [Preview] No. 12647 del
>>12641
>Hey-hey, ho-ho, Donald Trump has got to go.
Couldn't any male soldier skirt front line duty by saying yea I'm a woman? I don't know if that's a prevalent concern but it would cross my mind if I was military and shit hit the fan. I guess if you got drafted you could say during your medical evaluation yeah when I look in the mirror I just see a big ole vagina, and you wouldn't be wrong.


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 15:59:11 [Preview] No. 12649 del
>>12647
Yeah but they're gonna go by what's on your birth certificate.

If you can't pass a physical do they even put you on the front line? Most women can't pass the physical men do. I guess they must get jobs manning artillery, handling radio, or driving forklifts and carrying light boxes instead. Women suck at hand-eye coordination anyway, you know every girl you've ever met has sucked at first person shooters.


Anonymous 07/28/2017 (Fri) 18:40:02 [Preview] No. 12650 del
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>>12649
I'm saying more if they did allow transgenders in the military it's just a huge loophole to get out of shit potentially. I'm pretty sure women aren't allowed in roles that would be considered active combat roles but could be in roles that support active combat stuff and for all intents and purposes would be, but wouldn't get orders like, clear that fucking house out.

I wish I could remember it more specifically but someone had linked a story of a female pilot who was repeatedly reprimanded during training in the air force and ended up crashing a plane killing herself and at least one other but coming into the run away fast as shit on a practice landing for literally no reason, and a cover up ensued. I'm hesitant to stereotype anyone especially when I have no knowledge of the shit myself but when you read stuff like that and with women repeatedly failing at whatever special ops training and feminazis doubling down on their positions you can't help but think it's just a bad idea.



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banners Anonymous 07/24/2017 (Mon) 08:05:59 [Preview] No. 12619 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What's in a banner, I wanted to put an edgy quote in here but I couldn't find anything short and to the point.


Anonymous 07/24/2017 (Mon) 18:11:17 [Preview] No. 12620 del
Fuck off trannies. /b


Anonymous 07/25/2017 (Tue) 04:26:44 [Preview] No. 12625 del
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>>12620
thank you


Anonymous 07/25/2017 (Tue) 07:04:42 [Preview] No. 12627 del
>>12620
Crossboarder here. You have any ideas for a scarecrow banner that would scare off the sensitive special snowflakes that infect communities?


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Anonymous 07/25/2017 (Tue) 07:47:34 [Preview] No. 12629 del
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here we go



Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 23:29:37 [Preview] No. 12614 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Greentext the worst thing you've ever done.

>16, perpetually aroused and steadily degrading morality
>live in very rural area, lots of woods around my "neighborhood"
>nearest neighbor is over a mile away, so you can't really call it that
>walking home from lake
>almost home, when I see a crumpled black shape lying on the road
>upon closer inspection, it's a recently killed and intact crow
>already had boner, I decide to do the unthinkable
>take roadkill crow into the woods off the road
>take off pants once I'm out of sight of the road
>fuck the dead crow, tear its ass to shreds with my dick
>there's blood everywhere
>pull up my pants, shaking
>leave crow in the woods, cry on the rest of my walk home

The thing was already dead, so it obviously didn't mind. But I'll never be able to live this down.


Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 23:31:26 [Preview] No. 12615 del
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Shit, why didn't my image show up.


Anonymous 07/24/2017 (Mon) 00:08:26 [Preview] No. 12616 del
>Convince a drunk guy to fight a man he was feuding with.
>The other guy clearly could kick his ass.
>He gets knocked out and broke his nose.


Anonymous 07/24/2017 (Mon) 20:36:33 [Preview] No. 12624 del
>use green text on a image board
>didn't kill myself



Air conditioned clothes Anonymous 07/24/2017 (Mon) 03:08:58 [Preview] No. 12617 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Holy shit Japan shows its genius again, and I want an air-conditioned jacket, as soon as China makes them more affordable than 600 dollars. Imagine being completely immune to the heat or humidity...and someday you could wear a thick and cool black leather motorcycle coat and be totally insulated from the heat. Or dress up in futuristic clothes like master chief to keep your head cool and have some protection from hoodlums too.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XrPl7Uadc2w

You would have thought someone would have started making these things twentiy years ago?!


Anonymous 07/24/2017 (Mon) 05:31:37 [Preview] No. 12618 del
>>12617
>tfw used to live in Arizona, USA
>summer used to have 120 degree heat
>could drink gallons of water in a day

Why didn't this exist back then?



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Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 23:05:57 [Preview] No. 12613 del
>>12610
Stop shilling that fucking website on every imageboard, I have even seen you shill it on some of the most secretive communities leading me to believe that you are a high level shill or something else...



Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 22:26:15 [Preview] No. 12612 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone got a link for "viborg mappen" translated to "the viborg folder"
its this danish folder full of leaked snapchat nudes and shit



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Encyclopedia Dramatica Anonymous 07/19/2017 (Wed) 02:47:28 [Preview] No. 12581 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What the fuck has been happening over the past few months? I just visited ED for the first time in months and now it sounds like an alt-right/nazi hack site, did /pol/ seriously shit up ED with their bullshit? "Nigger", "Jew", "White", etc. are on every fucking page now, and those idiots are spreading like the disease they are. It was always about fun and realism, but now it has turned to shit.
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Anonymous 07/19/2017 (Wed) 04:35:55 [Preview] No. 12583 del
>>12582
I see it as a somewhat "secretive" operation to spread disinformation and to change the definition and origin of national socialism. I am aware of multiple secretive imageboards with /pol/s that could prove to be powerful if they had a defined goal to strive towards. Faggots need to construct a new ideology instead of shilling for an old and shitty one and destroying various mediums in the process.


Anonymous 07/20/2017 (Thu) 08:50:41 [Preview] No. 12594 del
>>12583
I don't know what branch of facism you believe in, but they all suck. Socialism is defensible because it is not necessarily authoritarianism, but facism tramples on generally accepted human right we have decided upon after centuries of thought, and is not defensible at all.


Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 01:46:35 [Preview] No. 12604 del
>>12594
Right but then you have the anti fascists who spread fascism.


Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 01:49:43 [Preview] No. 12605 del
>>12594
I don't believe in fascism, and quite frankly I don't give that much of a shit when it comes to politics. Fascism spreading idiots only want it so people who commit actions that they deem "degenerate" are sterilized and ridiculed, and so their safe-space country remains just that. Of course democracies can be swayed if the masses have been brainwashed to take a specific stance, so what works then?


Anonymous 07/23/2017 (Sun) 19:17:17 [Preview] No. 12611 del
ED is and has been run by feds for years now.