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You ought to take your good for nothing millennials and beat them until they help you. That's what my parents did, and they used a lead pipe and I turned out fine. It made me toughen up.

Nowadays that's not allowed. I know from watching sitcoms and courtroom reality shows that these days women are allowed to beat their husbands and that just aint right. I don't let my wife beat me, I beat her just as God intended. See that's why divorce rates are rising, because the women aren't afraid of the men no more. Sometimes you gotta beat some sense into your grandkids for their own good or they'll end up weird.