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Bernd 11/23/2017 (Thu) 20:57:39 [Preview] No. 12105 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Today is Rudolf Maister day. 99 years ago, Rudolf Maister seized the city of Marburg (today: Maribor), to inform the local Kr*ut community that considering that the countryside around them is ethnic Slovene, they won't be getting to stay in Austria. The fucking Kr*uts later tried to start shit and got their shit fucked up, and to this very day they cry about the 9-13 Kr*uts that were killed in the resulting riot against the armed forces, and 60+ injured. Strudl was successfully removed that day. As a consequence, Lower Styria was successfully joined to the rest of Slovene territory. Such was however not the fate of Carinthia south of Drava river, which was instead liberated by S*rbs when it was clear already that Slovenia will not be independent, but instead transferred to Kingdom of Serbia. Sad!

Bernd 11/23/2017 (Thu) 21:07:04 [Preview] No.12107 del
Sounds like a Slovene d'Annunzio.
From Austria to Serbia, from bucket to pail.

Bernd 11/24/2017 (Fri) 01:59:53 [Preview] No.12113 del
urbanite minorities BTFO

Bernd 11/17/2017 (Fri) 12:27:39 [Preview] No. 11960 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Bernd 11/17/2017 (Fri) 16:50:58 [Preview] No.11969 del
Earthquake or something is coming? Something big.

Bernd 11/20/2017 (Mon) 20:01:53 [Preview] No.12058 del
>dassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssad >daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>American ball
Now we know the nigger spammer is American.

Bernd 11/21/2017 (Tue) 06:27:48 [Preview] No.12061 del
Or pigdogging.

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Bernd 09/09/2017 (Sat) 22:53:40 [Preview] No. 10101 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Da KC and da EC is down
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Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 10:09:33 [Preview] No. 11832 del
Why was it down? Don't know. Just nothing werked. Later odili wrote on twitter it'll be back soon. And that's it.

All right, then mewch/int/ it is.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 15:32:37 [Preview] No. 11833 del
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that chair when depreschan is too depressing for kc

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 16:29:26 [Preview] No. 11834 del
I don't recall really, but it was down until odili notified the host. Went down just the wrong time for odili not to reactivate it earlier.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 16:52:39 [Preview] No. 11836 del
Oh the Russian with the /int/eresting board.
I liek how I click "Our friends" and get 404.
I don't liek teh looks.

Bernd 11/13/2017 (Mon) 16:34:12 [Preview] No. 11867 del
please no more depression
I don't want to go back

Bernd 10/31/2017 (Tue) 16:46:57 [Preview] No. 11591 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>The flag of Buenos Aires, the capital of Argentina, officially adopted on October 24, 1995, portrays an eagle, symbol in the coat of arms of the House of Habsburg, to which Emperor Charles V belonged. This is because Buenos Aires was first founded (1536) during his ruling as king of Spain, and founded again (1580) under the reign of his son Philip II. [1]
>As a symbol of Spanish colonialism, this flag has generated controversy among advocates of democracy and republicanism. Councilman Adrián Camps from left-wing party Proyecto Sur (led by Representative to the Argentine National Congress Fernando Solanas) proposes repealing the 1995 city law that adopted this flag as the official flag of the Buenos Aires city and proclaiming a law choosing a new flag that better reflects the cosmopolitan, democratic and tolerant spirit of the city using participative methods. [2]
>As a symbol of Spanish colonialism, this flag has generated controversy among advocates of democracy and republicanism.
>advocates of democracy and republicanism.
>a new flag that better reflects the cosmopolitan, democratic and tolerant spirit of the city
>participative methods
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Bernd 11/06/2017 (Mon) 19:20:28 [Preview] No. 11740 del
That's what a panther kind of is, except that it also has fire coming out of his mouth and arse. The fact that some biologists felt the need to name an actual great cat after it is completely unrelated to its existence in European bestiary before that, as is existence of Komodo dragon unrelated to mythological dragons. Trying to draw a heraldic panther as a panther the animal is equally retarded as trying to draw a heraldic dragon as a Komodo dragon.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 16:21:20 [Preview] No. 11809 del
Don't forget this flag.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 17:36:41 [Preview] No. 11810 del
>Don't forget
Wish I could do.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 17:37:18 [Preview] No. 11811 del
I believe panther was know well before the middle ages in Europe.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 20:29:56 [Preview] No. 11818 del
Yes, but using the term panther to refer to big cats is a later invention. Before that it was called (leo)pard.

Dear Mr. Hungry ball Bernd 09/22/2017 (Fri) 06:24:54 [Preview] No. 10598 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I ask a favour of our Hungarian friend. Would he be so kind as to watch this webm and comment whether the English translation is accurate?

I love this story, Conquest of the Rats, by Albert Wass but couldn't find an English translation of his book. Therefore I intend to transcribe the translation on this video myself and print it. However, first I would like to know how accurate this translation is and if our Hungarian friend would be so kind as to watch and comment on the video?
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Bernd 10/02/2017 (Mon) 15:41:46 [Preview] No. 10820 del
>What do you do with the printed version? Will you distribute it?
Sorry, I didn't see your reply. I was thinking of illustrating it, maybe even as a kids book for friends and family. I would be happy to share what I eventually do with everyone here.

Again thanks so much for the help.

Bernd 10/02/2017 (Mon) 16:52:06 [Preview] No. 10825 del
>hussars associated with fun, alcohol, frivolity and vulgarity.
That's not a coincidence. In the old times they were sold as the embodiment of masculinity, dash and machismo, doing impossible and flamboyant stuff.
Like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1757_Berlin_raid
Also they were quite the marauders prior to the Seven Years War as they didn't get pay for service and they had to earn their living via plundering and pillaging. Some even very hanged/shot for banditry. And even later on strategic level they were used to disrupt the security of the hinterland, forage and harass marching armies and such.

Related recommended for view (it's a fiction, has English subtitle):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QniGo1g4ZQw [Embed]
What is this? Here:

Bernd 10/02/2017 (Mon) 16:55:43 [Preview] No. 10827 del
I'm wishing you good work.

Bernd 10/02/2017 (Mon) 21:10:43 [Preview] No. 10843 del
Not really, we have a separate article for Rzhevskiy:


Sadly it has no other version except Polish and Ukrainian, Ukrainian is pretty small and Polish is smaller, but contains links to jokes in Polish lang: http://porucznik-rzewski.dowcipy.pl/

There is small English text in article about Russian jokes too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes#Poruchik_Rzhevsky

Bernd 11/09/2017 (Thu) 16:22:51 [Preview] No. 11796 del
How's the wörk going?

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EDC thread Bernd 10/30/2017 (Mon) 17:44:04 [Preview] No. 11562 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post your edc.
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Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 16:27:10 [Preview] No. 11780 del
Who carries such stuff on daily basis?

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 16:45:07 [Preview] No. 11783 del
I got one of these wallets to save space in my pockets I hate having a ton of stuff on me. Not taking a picture because you guys know what smart phones and keys look like by now.

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 17:08:37 [Preview] No. 11785 del
That wallet seems a good solution.
Smartphones feel fucking clumsy. They are too big for lots of pockets during summer I see bunch people just carry it their hands. For teenagers, young adults it's all right they're poking it constantly anyway.

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 21:24:48 [Preview] No. 11791 del
>They are too big for lots of pockets during summer

Use pants with proper pockets

t. pants with proper pockets user

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 22:31:53 [Preview] No. 11793 del
i hate the dress pants with pockets like this cause stuff will spill out when you shit

qatar embargo threda Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 12:52:05 [Preview] No. 8354 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
latest news from the best source of proofs
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Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 06:18:33 [Preview] No. 11774 del
Pure coincidence.

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 16:38:41 [Preview] No. 11781 del
Yeah it's totally about corruption. It's nothing to do with eliminating opposition.

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 17:07:39 [Preview] No. 11784 del
Yeah... reminds me of how in China Xí Jìnpíng had to get rid of Bó Xīlái before the party congress in 2012. It was simple; just expose the corruption (as if any of the Party Crown Princes wasn't/isn't deeply corrupt); but Bó Xīlái threatened Xí Jìnpíng's succession, so he had to be removed.

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 18:55:00 [Preview] No. 11788 del
It would seem all this shit going down in Saudi Arabia is just God Emperor Donald's retribution!
Let's not forget, al-Waleed bin Talal, the Saudi prince who famously tweeted that Donald is "a disgrace not only to the GOP but to all America" in December 2015, at start of election race, to which Trump reacted that he will not be able to control US with Saudi oil money when he gets elected. Today? He's under arrest for corruption.

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 20:05:26 [Preview] No. 11789 del
Well, I recognize a purge if I see one.
>Saudi sovereign wealth fund to $400 billion
How much the Bri'ish sovereign wealth fund?

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Bernd 11/06/2017 (Mon) 13:58:43 [Preview] No. 11723 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am Kraut

Bernd 11/06/2017 (Mon) 16:22:35 [Preview] No. 11724 del
That achievement deserves a medal. Here.

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Left-right dichotomy and the final explanation on how anglomericans are wrong about everything Bernd 11/03/2017 (Fri) 08:47:24 [Preview] No. 11661 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm opening with my inconclusive piece in an attempt to make my point clear, but it's not the best text there is and some error may come up in terminology.

The American ideological right is there to ask the question "you're not seriously suggesting a government could ACTUALLY enforce the will of the people?" of both socialists and communists, because they count any government as a tyranny and any government that isn't adversarial to its people as an unaccountable tyranny. So their position becomes to co-opt a hateful government and minimize its effects, while they hand off power to private businesses who get to make autocratic decisions on behalf of their employees on a take-it-or-leave-it basis but that's white-washed as perfectly accountable. It's no different than supporting an infinite amount of micronations that all function like socialist dystopias, but politically the right gets to wash its hands and think it doesn't concern them because it happens in the "private" sector. And what is a government? The one micronation that you HAVE to join with the leftover life you have from your nine-to-five, so that 24/7 is covered. Conversely, the left embraces the authoritarian view of politics because it grants rank leftists their own free pass at saying that the real authoritarians are all in the government, not among the people. All it is is an attempt to end political participation altogether, and that's why we have the "centrists" running around saying "you don't have to choose between [my devil the beelzebub] and [my baphomet the satan]", which currenlty boils down to demonized hitler and stalin. What happens is that the right is on the constant slide towards the bottom of the horseshoe, and both political parties are floating to the top as representatives of entirely authoritarian goals. This happens because right-wing ideologues have a poorly constructed idea about how to legislate their utopian liberalism, it itself stemming from the fact that they don't know or care much about what made the European left-right division at all descriptive and useful, so we get this opinionated landscape of what is "real" right and left based on a mess of short-term policies and long-term end results as malice and incompetence are attributed arbitrarily.
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Bernd 11/04/2017 (Sat) 08:57:20 [Preview] No. 11691 del
Well it just means where they are sit in the parliament.

Bernd 11/04/2017 (Sat) 08:59:20 [Preview] No. 11693 del
Not in American politics if you go by the botanical definition.

Bernd 11/05/2017 (Sun) 03:58:42 [Preview] No. 11705 del
No it's a false dichotomy here too. There's two parties but they're both useless and suck the Israeli/Saudi lobby dick.

Bernd 11/05/2017 (Sun) 07:48:52 [Preview] No. 11706 del
Actually I think this is beside the point, empty sophistry.
The "left" and the "right" is two containers that can be filled with different substance and they are there as a simplification which makes easier to differentiate between the slices of the political spectrum.
It's just that in the US this spectrum looks like this: right = liberals, left = liberals. Meanwhile in Europe it's more traditional and the countries here have (more or less) real conservatives and (more or less) real socialists.

Bernd 11/05/2017 (Sun) 09:21:51 [Preview] No. 11707 del
I'd say it's a false dichotomy, besides that it is used arbitrarily depending on the main political divide in the country in question, also since it quite straightly implies that any political ideology needs to fit into the left-right paradigm that is already established. This leaves no way for parties to call for any third way, as the voters are cattle and will still claim they fall into the old left-right divide, not to mention that many people that might want to join the party would drag the party towards either what is established as left or right, as they're unable to think politically in any other terms.

Bernd 11/03/2017 (Fri) 17:25:17 [Preview] No. 11677 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Bernd 11/03/2017 (Fri) 17:37:41 [Preview] No. 11679 del
Poor fucks. Now I would gladly open borders for these kind of apes.
Related readable: The Mockery Bird by Gerald Durrell.