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On the culture of endchan's /kc/ Bernd 11/13/2019 (Wed) 16:36:23 [Preview] No. 31740 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Good day,

I think we all know what happened to Kohl by now. As by now I'm lost, without a place to call home. But I see this place has potential so I'm thinking to become active here.

I really don't want to be intrusive tho so I thought it would be appropriate to ask for the customs, memes and culture in general that you have in here since I saw some comments saying this wasn't like kohl.

Anyway, thanks for your attention.
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Bernd 03/29/2021 (Mon) 07:26:54 [Preview] No.43159 del
>>43152
>Wonder how things will be in the next few years.
Me too. Frequently.


Bernd 03/29/2021 (Mon) 08:32:11 [Preview] No.43160 del
>>43140
How time flies...


Bernd 03/29/2021 (Mon) 21:19:16 [Preview] No.43168 del
>>43140
wow time indeed flies fast
if you asked me two days ago I'd say we were here for like 2 years or so
Happy birthday /kc/
>It's curiously coincides with Polish-Hungarian Friendship day.
coincidence?


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>>43168
>coincidence?

I thinks not. Destiny seems more like it. This board was meant to exist for reasons we may not even though


Bernd 03/30/2021 (Tue) 06:09:43 [Preview] No.43175 del
>>43160
How flies fly...

>>43168
>coincidence?
I think not.

>>43169
>This board was meant to exist for reasons we may not even though
Perhaps will play a focal role in upcoming events.



Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 13:47:09 [Preview] No. 35066 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What do you think of the Rusyn people?
Personally my favorite Rusyns are the Lemkos because some think they descend from White Croats
share interesting rusyn facts
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Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 11:39:40 [Preview] No.35115 del
>>35114
Russians make the most awesome Lolis! 💖💖💖


Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 11:56:29 [Preview] No.35116 del
>>35115
Excuse me? Who are you?


Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 14:22:52 [Preview] No.35117 del
>>35114
See: >>35069
They aren't Russians or Ukros even tho their origins can be traced back to the Kievan Rus. They aren't Poles, or Tóts, or Croats or any South Slav. They are definitely not Romanians. They were part of the Hungarian Kingdom, they were the subjects of the Hungarian Crown, and they are still living on the lands of the Crown. Many of them knew Hungarian before they were attached to any Slavic state and forgot Hungarian entirely (tho mayhap some know even now). They lived for the Hungarian cause, they died for the Hungarian cause. They are Hungarians as any other Hungarians just happen to speak an East Slavic language.


Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 19:55:40 [Preview] No.35130 del
>>35114
>Ruthenian comes from "Rus", they're the same people.

Russian ethnogenesis is pretty interesting, obscure and politized concept. Especially when you talk about "Rus", because Rus people from chronicals may be (and there is plenty of evidence) Scandinavians, and "Russian" is actually adjective in Russian language, i.e. "someone who belongs to Rus". So, Russians aren't always true East Slavs, especially in modern times.

Although, of course, there is close relationship between eastern Slavic nations, and between them and western Slavs. Southern ones more culturally than ethnically related to other groups (although it is debatable too).


Bernd 03/23/2021 (Tue) 20:31:16 [Preview] No.43072 del
Ruthens deserve a bump.



Your language Bernd 02/11/2021 (Thu) 10:43:43 [Preview] No. 42549 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why are there so many kinds of deutsch and further more is wtf is going on with plautdeutsch? I looked it up and there is like 4 different versions of it. like nigga pick a defined grammer and spelling for your language. Nigga tf is wrong wit yall.
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Bernd 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:20:58 [Preview] No.42644 del
>>42629
oh thanks


Bernd 02/17/2021 (Wed) 16:41:34 [Preview] No.42649 del
>like nigga pick a defined grammer and spelling for your language. Nigga tf is wrong wit yall.

Yes, what's wrong?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dialects_of_English


Bernd 02/17/2021 (Wed) 19:46:37 [Preview] No.42653 del
Posting mandatory family trees. Seen this one on IBs, and top hit when searched. Source:
https://www.theguardian.com/education/gallery/2015/jan/23/a-language-family-tree-in-pictures


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Bernd 02/18/2021 (Thu) 09:42:24 [Preview] No.42657 del
>>42656
Hah, I know that. Good one.



Bernd 12/08/2020 (Tue) 20:30:19 [Preview] No. 41435 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Photos from consecration ritual of Russia's new Martian Monastery :^) for the Orthodox church some months ago.
I quite like it, from purely aesthetic pov, ignoring how much did it cost, who paid for it, which oligarchs embezzled thanks to it, etc. The preponderance of the military green and similar dark tones give it a very sober and grave mood. The nave is very ample. I imagine soldiers in standing formation. Photos look spectacular, almost cinematographic, but most likely they are "retouched".

Cathedral and general architecture thread I guess
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Bernd 02/14/2021 (Sun) 10:14:55 [Preview] No.42585 del
>>42584
>His work was the original cover of the altar in the Basilica of Agony
Oh, this can be misunderstood. I meant another work of his. See the grayscale photo.
Btw the Hungarian Coat of Arms can be seen on the mosaic of Pietro D'Achiardi (whose work was used posthumously, I think it was a painting originally) and apparently this led to the confusion that Hungarians generally (well those who know about this anything) think it is the work of Muzsinszki's.


Bernd 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:01:26 [Preview] No.42603 del
>>42581
>At the very end of the the 19th century Sultan Abdul Hamid II gave a plot of land on Mount Zion to Wilhelm II German Emperor when he visited Jerusalem.

Why he do that? Where they friends?


Bernd 02/15/2021 (Mon) 15:29:42 [Preview] No.42627 del
>>42603
Kaiser Wilhelm nisei was friend to all. His benevolence shone like a beacon to all of humanity, it shone so bright that the Anlgo, the Frank and the Slav were compelled to end it.


Bernd 02/15/2021 (Mon) 16:37:16 [Preview] No.42633 del
>>42603
He was courting Middle Easterners as allies against the British.


Bernd 02/15/2021 (Mon) 17:22:37 [Preview] No.42634 del
>>42603
The two allied blocks were already in formation for the upcoming conflict. Essentially this: >>42633 and Russia, and maybe the Balkans.



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Preppers Thread: It's totally fucking fucked mate Bernd 03/19/2020 (Thu) 20:06:42 [Preview] No. 35298 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
##DONT PANIC##

EVERY FUCKING SHOP WHERE IS LIVE IS CLEAN OUT OF FOOD AND EVEN INGREDIENTS TO MAKE FOOD!

In light of the coronavirus and the obvious economic disruption and panic it is causing I make this emergency meeting of Bernds to discuss prepping.

Topics of discussion:
1) How to meet grl in quarantine
2) How to grow and prepare food in dystopian nightmare
3) How to protect yourself from niggers
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Bernd 02/12/2021 (Fri) 08:43:23 [Preview] No.42560 del
I want to buy some land in the country and build a house with strong walls and good vantage points and fields of fire. Preferably with numerous rooms and maids. Also it has to be able to provide power for itself, to have blacksmithing facilities and a metal lathe with maids that know how to use these things. Preferably the house will be located close to strategic resources but otherwise I will just have to keep in mind where they are for later. Also it has to have horses and cows and be close to a forest. Also an armoury filled with weapons.

Once society collapses I will arm the maids and we will search for survivors to press-gang into the service my duchy, the maids will act as officers and the serfs will be allocated to them. One maid is going to have to be responsible for having her peasants cut down the forest to build houses and such for the city that will be built around my house. Other maids will be given military commands and patrol my area for intruders, if food production allows they will be press-ganged otherwise they will be shot. From there they will be send to secure strategic resource and build outposts at these locations and to secure lines of communication to the capital. After the strategic locations are secured farming outposts will be built to increase food production and thus potential population, all the while the outposts will extend my realm. I don't think we have fuel nearby so I have to rely horses for cavalry and logistics. The metal working facilities will be important for producing and maintaining arms, potassium and other resources will need to be secured to produce gunpowder(or black powder if things are desperate), the forest will be important for paper production as well(to issue orders with and to record things). Metal working facilities will also be needed to produce coins, the coins will be backed by the grain reserves of the state and will become the only reliable currency(as no sate will exist to back the currencies of other realms). Thus my currency will be the dominant currency of the world and all trade will be centred around my realm. As we expand we will tear down the ugly suburban houses to replace them with attractive ones, we will also remove all gumtrees and genocide marsupials(as well as ugly people and people that I don't like). Once oil is secured expansion will be rapid, we will be able to build cars, planes and ships to expand to all points of the world. The various conquered lands will be awarded to the most loyal maids to administrate and the maids are not allowed to have children, my own children will be the only blood line permitted amongst the aristocracy so until that dynasty is created the land that the maids control will have t be inherited by other maids.

This is my doomsday plan, I just need to get the land first.


Bernd 02/12/2021 (Fri) 17:22:35 [Preview] No.42564 del
>>42560
There was an initiative in Russia, you could buy land very cheap in the far east or in Siberia somewhere, in return you had to live there for X years and develop it. I dunno if it's still going on, but that might be for you. You have to wait with the butchering of the marsupials, there are very little around there.


Bernd 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:41:33 [Preview] No.42572 del
>>42564
I probably would not live there, it's full of Russians and I would have to learn their barbarous language.

One can find cheap land in the English speaking world, Tasmania is quite sparely populated, they have about 500,000 people there for an island the size and fertility of England. New Zealand's South Island is even larger but with 1 million people. I actually would not mind living in new Zealand, apparently quite a few rich people build doomsday houses there as well.


Bernd 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:03:59 [Preview] No.42573 del
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Speaking of butchering.
In the topic of handling livestock >>35328 slaughtering also task we should think about. How to do it and if we can do it. Slaughtering a pig alone is a very hard and dangerous thing to do. Especially a grown fattened one, they are strong with lotsa weight. And then the processing of the carcass also a work intensive task. So both needs helping hands maids.
So picking out animals to keep as a foodsource has it's caveats. Knowing our limits help.
Probably goats are also a tricky species to slaughter, but still would pick them for the diary products.
Or maybe sheep. They give wool which can be used more flexibly for creating clothing than leather/skin/fur of a goat. I heard their milk in itself is too fatty to drink, but it can be turned into other products.

Btw first picrel is a breed of sheep called cikta originating from Germany, but today it can only be found here at us, and only a couple of herds, since it was replaced by breeds (like merino) which produce more meat and wool.


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>>42573
Goats and sheep are not actually a problem(provided you are not squeamish), my uncle raises sheep and goats in the fields of various relatives and butchers them himself(complete with ye old throat cutting method). It's still a skill to learn though but then even skinning rabbits is. Raising rabbits for meat probably would not be a bad idea, kind of like chickens but one would get bored of chicken all the time(could probably use them to make hats from as well).



Bernd 05/21/2020 (Thu) 19:43:15 [Preview] No. 36876 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I got the sudden idea to look up an old Hungarian science-fiction magazine, the Galaktika. I remember seeing some when I was a kid. It was published from 1972 to 1995, then restarted in 2004. They have a website now too, but after a quick look-see I have no good opinion on that for now.
Anyway I wanna browse old ones, I haven't seen on the site any, but Wikipee linked an archived ftp server with the first five issue. Maybe I'll find more. I hope, coz I won't be able to post here much otherwise.
I thought if I find something interesting, I write a little, make screenshots, post pictures from them. Or just look up Boros Zoltán's and Szikszai Gábor's works, they made great many illustrations for the magazine throughout the years. Curiously their website has a "Gallery" option, but I found an empty page there.
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Bernd 07/18/2020 (Sat) 20:29:10 [Preview] No.38696 del
>>38694
>If you can get other stuff to post that would be awesome.

Haha I actually don't know if those things even exist. Thanks though bernd. I'll search for it soon

I don't know much about EE at all so yeah XD


Bernd 07/19/2020 (Sun) 08:23:55 [Preview] No.38700 del
>>38696
Things that would belong here can be anywhere from the Earth.


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Am gonna post the rest.
Maybe I'll browse the magazines first in the future, and just pick a couple of things, from all over the place.

Pic #17 - Soviet space station
Pic #18 - Artificial brain.
Pic #19 - Shipping cargo and passenger to the Moon. There's a moonbase somewhere in the background.
Pic #20 - Another Soviet space station model, from 1959.


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Pic #21 - Moonscape. By Luděk Pešek
Pic #22 - Saturn from Titan. By Luděk Pešek. Titan always reminds me of Hardwar, and get a little hankering to install it somehow. I'm not sure if it's possible with Wine. But maybe on virtual machine...
Pic #23 - Airport on the ocean. Isn't that a seaport?
Pic #24 - Mars from Deimos.


Bernd 02/10/2021 (Wed) 18:46:21 [Preview] No.42530 del
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Tokien's house is for sale. Anyone? It's just 4 million quids.
Some blokes () wanna buy it and panhandling for money since November, "projectnorthmoor" or something. Their face is Ian McKellen/Gandalf. There's a limitation what can be done with the house since it's a protected place, so they can't make outright museum out of it, because it cannot be opened for the public just like that.
The want to renovate/restore it, the garden too, then creating a "literary center" there, supporting fresh writers, organize courses and such. Also a hobbit house at the back of the garden.
The whole publicity is kinda sensationalist, writing shit like "save the house" as if there's something to save it from. But that is needed in these days I guess, and with injecting money in it they can save it from deterioration for a while, I dunno how the building is cared for now.



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Bernd 09/24/2019 (Tue) 05:44:35 [Preview] No. 29294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am the Spaniard that bought the carving knife.
Where should I begin to learn carving skills?
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Bernd 09/23/2020 (Wed) 05:46:51 [Preview] No.40242 del
>>40229
>Maybe in the meantime I'm gonna whittle a fork.

It's easier to just buy one fam


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Whittling a backscratcher.
It's a piece of hazel about two finger thick on the thicker end, 59-60 cm long. The photos differ much, were taken at different times with different light conditions.


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Essentially it is ready. I might make it thinner, and/or coat it with varnish (so the oils it gathers from the skin, the dust that settles on the surface won't build up and make it dirty, so it can be cleaned and kept clean easier).
pic #6 is the butt end where I hold the scratcher.
The "rake" isn't sharp since I don't plan to flay my back.


Drive-by advise experts, LLC Bernd 01/30/2021 (Sat) 16:37:19 [Preview] No.42348 del
>>29294
>Where should I begin to learn carving skills?
Way I hear it these days Washington DC is a good place to start.


Bernd 02/07/2021 (Sun) 19:33:31 [Preview] No.42498 del
Stick it in you're pooper.



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Vidya Thread Bernd 07/31/2019 (Wed) 18:08:06 [Preview] No. 28357 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Since the previous reached bump limit.

Played some moar Atom RPG. I don't really have any coherent text drafted but some impressions, moments and such.

This game is depressing. It's like they extracted all the misery of the Soviet Union, ground it, added a hint mutants and monsters, then crammed it into one misery-sausage. Ofc there are funny lines and situations in there, always when you least expect. And you never expect them because the whole thing is so depressing.
NPC interactions are animated nicely. Heart warming meeting of father and daughter. Then they started to gossip about me.
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Bernd 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:57:35 [Preview] No.42489 del
>>42476
I see.

>>42479
Well, it's the 5th iteration. After skinning that many fur from one fox it bound to be lesser quality. See this post: >>42476

>>42483
I see.


Bernd 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:51:05 [Preview] No.42501 del
Tried CK3 yesterday.

Overall, it is the same as CK2, but with large console interface for idiots, some improvements like more sophisticated lifestyle/trait system, and some simplifications like removing specific nomad/republic gameplay (surely they'll go into DLC). It is full of 3d, has complex face generator, looks pretty different in style, but still mostly a same game.

I think they made combat somewhat more interesting just by allowing even small countries to have some kind of retinue (although combat as process is less sophisticated now). They also put most of personal-related CK2+DLCs things into base game (swaying, lifestyle). Council is weaker, laws are passed easier, but instead global levy/tax law you'll need to negotiate specific vassal for individual agreement.

Personally I think that game is relatively good, at least at first glance.


Bernd 02/08/2021 (Mon) 11:44:47 [Preview] No.42504 del
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Sigh... I don't have to be reminded of this...


Bernd 02/08/2021 (Mon) 11:46:28 [Preview] No.42505 del
>>42504
Haha, forestlets btfo. Oh wait.


Bernd 02/08/2021 (Mon) 14:03:12 [Preview] No.42506 del
>>42501
I had a similar feeling. It's really just a reskin and does not add much. But it is early days, we shall see what they do with it.



Bernd 01/02/2021 (Sat) 00:13:52 [Preview] No. 41888 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I didn't know this board is still a little bit active.
Founded it like 3 years ago when Krautchan was down, lost admin rights to some pole who claimed them because I didn't care about this board when KC was back on online.
Now Kohlchan is down again and we need asylum.
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Bernd 01/03/2021 (Sun) 05:59:05 [Preview] No.41906 del
I always thought it was the Hungarian fellow. Well...


Bernd 01/03/2021 (Sun) 08:43:05 [Preview] No.41907 del
Hail Hans!


Bernd Board volunteer 01/03/2021 (Sun) 09:07:34 [Preview] No.41908 del
>>41906
Krautchan had a bunch of bunkers all over the place, boards but even whole chans.
The whole thing started in 2016 August when Krautchan went down for like two weeks. Bernds spread everywhere, we (as in the hardcore of /kc/) grew out from the leftovers of the refugees in the bunker on 8chan. While we were there someone here on End - which was little more than half year old chan back then - created /kc/ around the same time (2016 August).
So while Krautchan was working again in August, we stayed on 8/kc and did our thing. But eventually we had to move from there in 2017 March, and this board here was claimable and desolated. BO claimed it and we moved in, and put to good use.
Coincidentally 3 days later Krautchan went down for liek two weeks again. Sometimes after that a German bloke appeared saying this is his board. He stopped with this quickly, probably went back to Kraut forgetting this place once more.
And oops he did it again.


Bernd 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:59:35 [Preview] No.42288 del
>>41888
please save us from this violent tyranny


Bernd 01/31/2021 (Sun) 05:43:56 [Preview] No.42352 del
>>42288
He's okay. Really

>t. End/kc/ pro



Concept of Public Security Bernd 12/15/2020 (Tue) 17:11:15 [Preview] No. 41612 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Privet

I have watched these videos too many times to even count them I think they are brilliant. So I am making a thread about them. Can I get the opinion of our resident russian here what he (or she) thinks of the vids?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kuf9d3sci-w [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rtl7Zt_SU68 [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Jk_WM90NME [Embed]

http://dotu.ru/2005/09/09/about_cps_in_brief/

To put it simply, it's a mixture of geopolitics, psychology, philosophy, biology all intertwined. Highly fascianting to anyone, especially to bernds.
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Bernd 12/18/2020 (Fri) 14:30:03 [Preview] No.41642 del
>>41637
>There are theories that druids (at least Britain ones) were originally from pre-celtic cultures, and their tradition just remained when Celts come to islands.

from what I know most if not all information about druids is from romans specifically ceasar


Bernd 12/18/2020 (Fri) 16:19:17 [Preview] No.41643 del
>>41642
If we are talking about written sources, sure. I'm sure by now archaeology separated artefacts and remains tied to druidic religious practices.


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>>41631
>werent druids celts
And from Ireland?

>>41638
>We already gassed the druids and not soon enough in my opinion.

What was that one chapter in Berserk that had druids featured in it? Showed them doing some nasty things with a tree IIRC


Bernd 12/19/2020 (Sat) 00:57:33 [Preview] No.41662 del
>>41647
I never read Berserk, I tried watching the new anime but it was all 3DCGI and looked awful, I might read it at some point.


Bernd 12/20/2020 (Sun) 06:38:55 [Preview] No.41686 del
>>41662
It good. Art is really detailed and story very engrossing and engaging. I got that one chapter that just boiled down to "Jesus badz" and then I stopped reading it. Because forget it