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Bernd 09/12/2017 (Tue) 01:41:37 [Preview] No. 10329 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Now THIS is a good mix.

Bernd 09/12/2017 (Tue) 07:25:20 [Preview] No. 10333 del
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Is this youtube mix thread now?

Bernd 09/12/2017 (Tue) 14:48:24 [Preview] No. 10339 del
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am I doing this right?

Bernd 09/12/2017 (Tue) 15:51:51 [Preview] No. 10343 del
I don't have one.

Bernd 09/12/2017 (Tue) 19:30:05 [Preview] No. 10352 del
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Also I would like to add "Георг Отс Севастопольский вальс" to this list for nice variety.

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Bernd 09/11/2017 (Mon) 17:25:43 [Preview] No. 10294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A message is mandatory.
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Bernd 09/12/2017 (Tue) 11:00:49 [Preview] No. 10335 del
imblyign its' not turkey

Bernd 09/12/2017 (Tue) 14:26:31 [Preview] No. 10337 del
Talk is cheap everywhere. Germany voted for a hugbox, so they democratically got a hugbox. What proves that EU is becoming like USA is that you're already talking about Germany like it was Washington.

Bernd 09/12/2017 (Tue) 14:40:39 [Preview] No. 10338 del
nice try mehmet

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Bernd 09/12/2017 (Tue) 15:31:21 [Preview] No. 10342 del
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Kek. Good one Inshallah.

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Time Travel Bernd 08/04/2017 (Fri) 16:28:49 [Preview] No. 9411 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I wrote in the vidya thread about how I found Anno 1602 on PC mag's CD and that gave me an idea. I tried to look for my few CD's acquired the same way but I couldn't find mine however I found others I got some buddy of mine once. Actually he gave me a roll of 50 CD's, these are partly PC mag's appendices, partly pirated material, partly other stuff, like GNU/Linux distributions or Nero disks.
I found for example Baldur's Gate II pirated from somewhere also an original factory made Shadows of Amn expansion disk beside it. Pirated NHL 2002 but original Alone in the Dark 3. Nice. I went through all of these once long ago, I can see my scribbled notes on the CD's what works what not, but never took the time to use any of these. I'm not intend to. At least not now.

Right now the more interesting stuff is on the PC mag CDs. I'm gonna review one here with you, Bernd.
If you'd like please post your findings if you own such CD's or DVD's. I'm sure Bernd has some secretly in the corned of his basement.
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Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 11:44:07 [Preview] No. 9723 del
Yes I know it exists thanks to the reactivated "Magia i Miecz" I posted earlier. I'm not a fan of this world tho.

Bernd 09/11/2017 (Mon) 17:22:29 [Preview] No. 10292 del
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I think I promised some vids from the 1998 E3 cd.
Always bet on Duke.

Bernd 09/11/2017 (Mon) 18:14:34 [Preview] No. 10310 del
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Oooo. AvP!

Bernd 09/11/2017 (Mon) 18:41:18 [Preview] No. 10313 del
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Hardwar! Have you played it, Bernd? It's a great Elite like space sim where you have to trade and shoot your way out of a colony on Titan, the moon of Saturn. I might write about it in the vidya thread. I have it somewhere on one of my hdds.

Bernd 09/11/2017 (Mon) 19:28:37 [Preview] No. 10318 del
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Florida sheriff urges people not to shoot at hurricane, saying 'you won't turn it around' Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 19:57:17 [Preview] No. 10241 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 19:59:30 [Preview] No. 10242 del
it won't work because: it doesn't turn around because of intertia, but because there's a constant torque from Coriolis effect and pressure field driving it to spin
now one could try doing something like this, but it would require a constant rate of firing to produce torque opposite to the driving one

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 20:02:28 [Preview] No. 10243 del
Now at least gangbangers will know how to drive-by each other in a hurricane.

Bernd 09/11/2017 (Mon) 09:59:55 [Preview] No. 10275 del
If everyone works together we can turn around this hurricane. Believe it!

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 18:01:38 [Preview] No. 10221 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is /kc/ ready for the 2017 international Invictus Games?
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Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 18:19:32 [Preview] No. 10226 del
If you have never seen a handless and footless person swimming you need to watch this. It's got France, UK, Australia, USA, maybe some other.

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 18:21:02 [Preview] No. 10227 del
Ok here is the full list of countries


Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 18:24:04 [Preview] No. 10228 del
I saw some yes. Also a grill shooting with bow and arrows with legs/feet.

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 18:25:21 [Preview] No. 10229 del
No Hungary. Interesting we always have paralympic team.

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 15:27:32 [Preview] No. 10201 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Looks like wind is becoming stronger now, definitely > 200km/h

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 00:27:30 [Preview] No. 10113 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is why KC and EC are down.
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Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 12:18:10 [Preview] No. 10178 del
I mean that if you are not a hyper nadsi anti-government type like me, you're a good goy.

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Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 13:04:24 [Preview] No. 10185 del
Go gay anime erp on 4chan :)

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 14:57:07 [Preview] No. 10197 del
For sure.

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Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 01:02:28 [Preview] No. 10117 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what the fuckerino happerino with krautchinz

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 01:06:23 [Preview] No. 10119 del
Down same as EC
All german bernds escaped to the secret board.
More informations on 8ch.net/kc/

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 06:32:56 [Preview] No. 10128 del
And you came here to ask us...
Well we are known to be the Keepers of the Secrets of the Internet so here you go:
I asked Putin personally to hack KC for the kicks. And lo.

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 14:53:36 [Preview] No. 10196 del
I defeated krautchan ask me anything.

Bernd 08/28/2017 (Mon) 02:54:35 [Preview] No. 9763 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
These fucking faggots not only want me to pay money to play soccer with them, but to play as goalie the entire game.
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Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 18:41:54 [Preview] No. 9956 del
I sucked as a kid when we played football due to lack of practice. I loved however playing during the larger breaks between classes in primary school when bunch of kids from all grades and ages just played free for all to one goal. Of course the older kids always had the advantage but as you got older...
Then in secondary school we had more freedom to chose what team sport to play at PE class so I could practice some basketball, volleyball beside football which was the least regulated and played by the rules. It was a bit rough sometimes but very adrenalin booster and somehow we all managed through it without injuries. Sometimes I played goalie and did a well job.
Since then I rarely played and only with friends and pals. These matches are even less orderly using two bricks as a goal or played on a sloped field or such. It's very enjoyable and it goes all right. At least for that I would worth nothing on a real field with normal rules and such.
The least sympathetic role is the strikers. Not that I wouldn't like to bag some goals but I dunno, they seem the least teamplayers maybe. I'm shit at heading so center backs are out too. All the other roles seems favorable tho.

I wonder what OP would wanna play.

Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 19:08:54 [Preview] No. 9957 del
Personally I'd say that side midfielders may be the most exciting roles to play. You need to cover a lot of space, coordinate pushes, but you also need a lot of physical 1v1 skill to do it. It's an active supportive role, I'd say the most crucial for a teem to succeed.

Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:20:51 [Preview] No. 9994 del
I played at back and was pretty good defender until late school. It requires less dribble skill, you just need to be quick to kick ball when opponent controls him.

And you don't need to be long runner, it is all about constant short-distance sprints. I was bad long-distance runner.

Bernd 09/07/2017 (Thu) 18:15:50 [Preview] No. 10054 del
That depends on what we call exciting. I think a defensive midfielder has the most complex task as he has to play all the roles his teammates do with the exception of the goalkeeper. This implies however that his role is difficult which can be daunting rather than exciting but maybe not.

Yeah a full back sounds good but a wing back sometimes need to run through the whole pitch forward and back. Depends on the tactics the team follows. But that's another story.

Bernd 09/09/2017 (Sat) 23:33:25 [Preview] No. 10105 del
goalie is cool, you don't have to run at all and you are the alpha bad ass of your team

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Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 22:13:20 [Preview] No. 8523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
#Убий кацапську матір, убий її дитину
За те що в інтернеті сміються без зупину
Над Українським болем - над Голодомором
За глум над нашим горем не йме кацапа сором
#Убий щоб не вродила свинособача піхва
Нових жидомонголів. Вже не накоять лиха.
Гниє кацапський ворог в степах у Приазов'ї
Добий його родину, гнилу в душі й назовні
#Убий, бо не спиняли тих вбивць, що ми скарали
Був на Майдані розстріл - вони лиш реготали
Лить сліз ніхто не буде, настав наш час відплати
Тож вбий свину дитину а потім її матір!
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Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:35:54 [Preview] No. 10001 del
Good job. Please drop by at 100000 too.

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Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:58:16 [Preview] No. 10006 del
pathetic tbh
on the other hand it means our board is getting popular and known

Bernd 09/07/2017 (Thu) 05:59:19 [Preview] No. 10033 del
/sp/ here has some GETbot which crawls imageboards and lists the upcoming GETs, that's how he found his way over here.
Funny: when he was at about 9970 the bot listed /kc/ 10000 in 3 hours. So it seems it takes a short recent period of time as a sample to it's estimates and doesn't make longer projections.

Bernd 11/01/2017 (Wed) 12:15:14 [Preview] No. 11614 del
>he had to shitpost on a old thread for a get