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Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 16:50:44 [Preview] No. 254761 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anon the baby is yours. congrats. now before i do give birth i have to tell you, no child of mine is growing up without scientology.


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 16:57:27 [Preview] No.254762 del
*flying back kick to the stomach*


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 17:02:00 [Preview] No.254765 del
>>254762
something wrong?


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 17:05:08 [Preview] No.254769 del
>>254761

"That's fine sweetie, as you know I am fully versed in Scientology antics and shenanigans and will be able to actually raise our child with good understanding of Elron and his wacky friends. Although he was a black magician who loved abortions and performed them himself (according to his kid's interview in Penthouse mag 1983) he therefore wanted humans to be born. Yes even Satan the roaring lion wishes the child to be born, that it may be used by him. So I really did not expect you to do much thinking, and I know you are a cultish type. But you are lovely and white and I wanted my baby to have a mother who met those qualities. As for what the child learns, I will control that, not you. Now come toss my salad you sexy thing."


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 17:14:07 [Preview] No.254778 del
all hail lord xenu
xenu is love
xenu is life


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 17:29:19 [Preview] No.254795 del
>>254762

Hhhhoookay buddy let's see how you do against my girl here. Okay she's a culty scieno sympathizer, and hey, all of us want to believe in "ET" per say, or whatever, but let me tell you this: I have trained my girl here to kick ass. "Flying back kick" pfft mister tae kwon do kwoon shit flying through the air like bird, my girl will grab you and piledrive you in one second. Leave the ground a living man, hit the ground dead. Even with child she'd fuck you up. and those thighs? Oh man let me tell you, she's a total nutcracker. I bet even one of her legs has more killing force than your whole body,



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Official motor/sp/ort Master Race thread - new home edition Spartan 04/12/2018 (Thu) 01:21:22 [Preview] No. 251807 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
News:
>Bobby Lebonte to run NASCAR Euro series
>Monster renews primary Cup Series sponsorship for one (1) year
>All Star race format for this year announced

"streams available in thread at racetime"
""/TURNLEFT/""
Note: All times are American ET
>Friday
Noon-12:55 p.m.: Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series first practice, FS1
1:05-1:55 p.m.: NASCAR Xfinity Series first practice, FS1
3:05-3:55 p.m.: NASCAR Xfinity Series final practice, FS1
4:45 p.m.: Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Busch Pole Qualifying, FS1
>Saturday
8:30-9:25 a.m.: Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series practice, FS1
9:35 a.m.: NASCAR Xfinity Series qualifying, FS1
11:05-11:55 a.m.: Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series final practice, FS1

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Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 21:22:16 [Preview] No.255088 del
>>255078
ive been here the whole time and i would have done it properly
that looks like trash


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 21:28:47 [Preview] No.255109 del
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>>255088
why didnt you then?


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 21:29:58 [Preview] No.255113 del
>>255088
>>255072
>complaining about thread OP quality
your 4cuck is showing


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 21:36:04 [Preview] No.255126 del
>>255109
it wasn't needed until tuesday when there will be a new schedule
there's threads on the board from weeks ago


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 21:39:35 [Preview] No.255132 del
>>255126
The way I see it, there are people who browse this site on phones while at work too. Loading a 500+ post thread isn't exactly pleasant on mobile. A new thread should have been made anyway since not everyone visits this site with an i7.



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Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 07:30:48 [Preview] No. 254636 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
HELLO MY NAME IS ADOLF HITLER AND I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS

BEING THE OWNER OF /POL/ IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT OF MY LIFE

ALL WHO DISAGREE WITH THE GREAT ADOLF ARE KIKES FOR I AM NEVER WRONG

I DESERVE ADMIN POWERS IF THE /SP/ MOD (DOES IT FOR FREE) HAS THEM TOO

ADOLF "SOLD HIS SOUL TO /POL/" HITLER
ADOLF "POSTS LIKE A KIKE" HITLER
ADOLF "MUH WIFE N KIDS" HITLER
ADOLF "WHITES ARE ALWAYS RIGHT" HITLER
ADOLF "/POL/ IS MY LIFE" HITLER


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 07:40:43 [Preview] No.254645 del
gud thread budy


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 07:49:48 [Preview] No.254648 del
putting up redirects at 8/sp/ right now



Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 07:24:25 [Preview] No. 254628 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
MASTER OF MASTERS
DELIVERER OF DARKNESS
SHOGUN OF SORROW
AKU


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 07:30:07 [Preview] No.254635 del
>anime



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OFFICIAL MLB GAMETHREAD AUTISM 4/14 Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 17:03:04 [Preview] No. 253581 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Baltimore Orioles (5-9) vs. Boston Red Sox (11-2)
BAL- A. Cobb
BOS- H. Velázquez (1-0)
>1:05 pm ET
NESN, MASN

Colorado Rockies (8-7) vs. Washington Nationals (6-8)
COL- J. Gray (1-2)
WSH- M. Scherzer (2-1)
>1:05 pm ET
ATRM, MAS2

New York Yankees (7-7) vs. Detroit Tigers (4-9)
POSTPONED

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Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 04:58:31 [Preview] No.254518 del
>>254509
shes only 14 and shes wearing a bra in public


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 05:00:39 [Preview] No.254521 del
>>254518
she is a fish.


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 05:04:52 [Preview] No.254526 del
>>254521
I see distinct mammalian features


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Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 05:26:14 [Preview] No.254542 del
>>254539
thxbudy



Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 14:35:33 [Preview] No. 253490 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ITS MOTHER FUCKING SATURDAY
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GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND CHANGE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 15:35:28 [Preview] No.253512 del
i dont want this saturday to end


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 03:03:14 [Preview] No.254393 del
i dont want this saturday to end


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 03:03:54 [Preview] No.254394 del
saturday will last forever


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 04:01:34 [Preview] No.254474 del
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Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 04:13:14 [Preview] No.254491 del
I DONT WANT THIS SATURDAY TO END



UFC on Fox 29 - POIRER VS GAETHJE Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 22:18:40 [Preview] No. 253970 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 02:41:14 [Preview] No.254372 del
give this guy >>254368 a fair chance for once dots. He seems like a good dude.


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Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 03:39:30 [Preview] No.254433 del
>>254371
*yes pls


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 03:51:24 [Preview] No.254454 del
is this gonna be any good



WHITE CHOCOLATE PLAYOFFS Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 17:23:44 [Preview] No. 253620 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>NBA
Western Conference Round 1: Game 1
San Antonio at Golden State
3:00 PM ET
SA 0-0 (0-0 V)
GS 0-0 (0-0 H)
Eastern Conference Round 1: Game 1
Washington at Toronto
5:30 PM ET
WAS 0-0 (0-0 V)
TOR 0-0 (0-0 H)
Eastern Conference Round 1: Game 1
Miami at Philadelphia
8:00 PM ET
MIA 0-0 (0-0 V)
PHI 0-0 (0-0 H)
Western Conference Round 1: Game 1

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Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 05:14:17 [Preview] No.254532 del
>>254529
ummmm...no sweetie


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 05:14:52 [Preview] No.254533 del
shorks gonna really do this theyve got this series


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 05:30:50 [Preview] No.254544 del
>>254533
maybe. like 45% chance they win this.


Spartan 04/15/2018 (Sun) 05:35:09 [Preview] No.254548 del
>>254544
this guy shorks



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OFFICIAL MLB GAMETHREAD AUTISM 4/13 Spartan 04/13/2018 (Fri) 16:53:22 [Preview] No. 252725 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Atlanta Braves (7-5) vs. Chicago Cubs (6-6)
ATL- A. Sánchez
CHC- Y. Darvish
>2:20 pm ET
FSSO

St. Louis Cardinals (6-7) vs. Cincinnati Reds (2-10)
STL- L. Weaver (1-0)
CIN- T. Mahle (1-1)
>6:40 pm ET
FSMW, FSOH

Colorado Rockies (7-7) vs. Washington Nationals (6-7)
COL K Freeland (0-2)
WSH T Roark (1-0)

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Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 23:27:46 [Preview] No.254041 del
Anybody wanna watch mets with me?


Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 23:28:20 [Preview] No.254043 del
>>254041
Can we hold hands?


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Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 23:36:16 [Preview] No.254054 del
>>254041
>>254043
>>254050
why are you cuteboys posting in an old thread?


Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 23:37:00 [Preview] No.254055 del
>>254054
Why not



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Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 17:16:56 [Preview] No. 253607 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Friday 4/13 was our on year anniversary on endchan and the death of 76
I didn't even see a thread
was odili murdered in the traditional one year custom?
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Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 22:44:40 [Preview] No.254006 del
>>254004
he better deliver this fuckin pizza


Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 22:50:34 [Preview] No.254015 del
just tuned in
this is cringy as fuk


Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 22:51:13 [Preview] No.254016 del
>>254015
you missed a couple spartan calls


Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 23:06:55 [Preview] No.254027 del
Stephen Lynx is finally on


Spartan 04/14/2018 (Sat) 23:09:29 [Preview] No.254029 del
>>254027
almost sounds as if he liks criket
all brown people have funny english