LOL, how the fuck would he build a ladder in a hole? He should keep digging one side and build a stair on the other.

>javascript won't run outside the browser
solution: kill yourself

>problem: javascript is single-thread by design
solution: if single thread is not enough for you, go to your grandma for some knitting lessons

>problem: web resources need to be minified and zipped for performance
solution: buy more bandwidth, or use less code (for example leave out js)