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We need a game with new age themes Anonymous 09/14/2017 (Thu) 22:23:21 [Preview] No. 11194 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So the new age people who collect healing stones (just rocks and gems).....do they think they're playing a RPG? I mean they seem to think certain stones will protect them from debuffs like cancer, poison, or bad energies that would power down their attack points.

Sounds like a great idea for a video game...picture yourself walking around Portland, Oregon fighting antifa, angry heavy metal fans, anarchist punks, Wiccans, and methheads on skateboards. Later you must collect the special rings from conservative sororities to unlock the seal on the dean's heart and free Evergreen University from liberal tyranny.

There could even be a level where you have to escort RICHARD DAWKINS past crazy liberals and Muslims into the heart of irrational America: Berkley. In his radiant presence all of the magical rings lose their effect.

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Empty boxes Anonymous 08/18/2017 (Fri) 14:20:18 [Preview] No. 11118 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This will never happen because it's inconvenient for each company's own proprietary DRM, but I wish game collecting turned into buying a chip that contains space for the data, plus an universal, cartridge-specific license to download the game from any cooperating hardware manufacturer's own internet store.

This could happen if a single company became like reverse Nintendo: establish their own cartridge format without even having your own console for it. Imagine if Limited Run Games started manufacturing a cartridge and a card reader that works on PC, and console manufacturers were convinced to support indies by including a port for that card reader.
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Anonymous 08/22/2017 (Tue) 20:02:30 [Preview] No. 11129 del
>So, i guess thats it.
I'm baffled how you can take this whole concept entirely from a self-obsessed point of view, and only over things I specifically spell out for you. Obviously the same technology would apply to any game that's not 90% bloated with visual effects, I just mentioned that the commercial path to this becoming a reality could start with indie titles, because the demand for physical releases of indie titles has proven to be there.

In it's bare simplicity I just want basically the same data saving solution that we currently have for digitally bought games, but with the SD card housed in an external shell that works just like a game boy game. Added to that there should be the ability to use that same memory space regardless of what console you have since it's all just different data builds of the same software, and since we're buying physical why not also have a dedicated memory card for every single game that can be predownloaded and ready to start on the way from the store. Then you can just convert it into different console version if need be by using that console's eShop as a server backup.

The shelling process is just there as opposed to simply having swap ready SD cards for every console because there needs to be a commercial proprietor that can guarantee the game devs an install base, and to develop the solution that can utilize a universal format for the game saves and download rights that should work on any build of the game. The formula has already been shown to work by consoles existing in the first place.

Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 19:45:21 [Preview] No. 11155 del
>plus an universal, cartridge-specific license to download the game from any cooperating hardware manufacturer's own internet store.

DRM is AIDs and cancer, it's anticonsumer in the long run since game collecting is not possible due to Publishers shutting down services for old games. It's anticonsumer in the short run since Publishers are known to put in "limited install" parameters to their DRM or "always online" faggotry. Or like some of the WORST publishers such as EA, Acti, UBi have shown they abuse DRM to cut out features or controversial content via patches. Modern DRM will always be shit due to Publishers abusing it, or abandoning infrastructure plus services for old games.

Right now I have MULTIPLE old games such as Delta Force, Rainbow Six Raven Shield, Army Men 1,2, Toys in Space, Deus Ex, System Shock 2 and all of them work right out of the box. There's no need for me to login to some sort of E-Store service to download a patch, no need for updates. All I have to do is pop in the disc and if asked for a CD key I can just plop it inside.

Patching these games is also OPTIONAL since these games were released before releasing bug ridden messes that get fixed via patching using shitty E-Store services was a thing. Fuck Valve, fuck Nintendo, fuck Ubi, fuck most of the modern gaming industry, and fuck you OP for being underagedb& or a fucking sheep.

Anonymous 09/07/2017 (Thu) 21:23:03 [Preview] No. 11177 del
>I have MULTIPLE old games such as Delta Force, Rainbow Six Raven Shield, Army Men 1,2, Toys in Space, Deus Ex, System Shock 2 and all of them work right out of the box

Well, enjoy your microshaft PC or depending on linux commies because your consumership is worth nothing. More living industry for the rest of us who want more than 10 games during our lifetime. That's the attitude that created those games to begin with, but I guess you were only pretending to having been born at that time.

Anonymous 09/08/2017 (Fri) 03:18:48 [Preview] No. 11179 del
Thought this thread was going to be about those guys who sell original empty boxes of old video games on ebay for $10, (no game included.) Who the hell buys those things?

Anonymous 09/14/2017 (Thu) 21:27:36 [Preview] No. 11193 del
Here's what those really are: store bought eShop credit for one game. And you get a collectible repro box as a small incentive.

Anonymous 08/24/2017 (Thu) 01:48:12 [Preview] No. 11133 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
welcome to /v/ let me be your guide

Anonymous 08/26/2017 (Sat) 03:07:03 [Preview] No. 11134 del
hello madame

Anonymous 09/14/2017 (Thu) 12:51:04 [Preview] No. 11189 del
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Does this legitimize vidya, or does this delegitimize the office of the German Chancellor?

gta sa thread Anonymous 06/24/2017 (Sat) 19:10:07 [Preview] No. 10883 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what is a good mod for san andreas?
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Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 14:24:56 [Preview] No. 11145 del
>waaaah people scolded me for being a retarded faggot who doesn't understand GTASA introduced new gameplay mechanics, as well as a physics engine to the series
>waaaah please pity me

Fuck off, go back to 8/v/ where you can post this retarded shit and get off scott free due to much of the userbase being underagedb&.

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 16:21:34 [Preview] No. 11147 del
You sure made me mad

Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 19:20:05 [Preview] No. 11152 del
It's not about "trolling you" it's about you being a faggot hypocrite who accuses others of "low quality/effort" posting, when you yourself shit out half baked ideas. San Andreas OBJECTIVELY introduced new mechanics that changes dramatically gameplay, from RPG mechanics, to AI, to physics, to power scaling of foes due to these tweeks. This is an imageboard, we judge by ideas, and your ideas were shit, badly thought out through and through.

Anonymous 09/03/2017 (Sun) 20:07:05 [Preview] No. 11156 del

And you can be some worthless nigger fucking his ten worthless imaginary white technovidyaskanks.

Fuck off.

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Anonymous 08/28/2017 (Mon) 13:21:10 [Preview] No. 11138 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Tfw, the zelda 64 signs and scribbles meant something

Anonymous 08/28/2017 (Mon) 19:22:21 [Preview] No. 11139 del

-Neo, "Matrix"

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Whale spotting Anonymous 07/17/2017 (Mon) 06:51:58 [Preview] No. 10925 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is what 45,000 USD of digital game currency buys you.
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Anonymous 08/10/2017 (Thu) 21:53:12 [Preview] No. 11030 del

Bullshit, the game will definitely cheat if you start getting payouts. You know no one is regulating it and looking over the code. At the very least harder "random levels" will load more if a Call of Duty pro starts racking in dough.

Anonymous 08/10/2017 (Thu) 21:55:18 [Preview] No. 11031 del
>harder "random levels" will load more
gotta kick some hard ass so you can earn the big bucks pal

Anonymous 08/12/2017 (Sat) 17:14:39 [Preview] No. 11112 del
Of coyrse the game is not 100% skill based.

The luck component of the game is level layout and enemy loadout. So it's not just about how well you play the shitty sub 30fps piece of shit game, but whether you get enough robots to destroy and whether the level out of 100 possible ones is easy to navigate.

Anonymous 08/27/2017 (Sun) 20:30:57 [Preview] No. 11136 del
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Okay, I've leveled her up to level 50, but her heal only gives 450 to the party, which isn't enough to keep anyone alive. She's not bad, just not great. But leveling her up from here is seriously hard so I think maybe I should save my ascension items for a better servant, with a cooler mythology.

I also looked up her myth and she's based on the girl from the bible who was beside Mary: the girl that washed Jesus's feet. Didn't know Christians were stupid enough to turn her into a dragon tamer that visited France.

I like how the Japs gave her a slutty voice, so she always is about to say something crude or indecent and then tries to catch herself and sound chaste and saintly. Like when she levels up she screams "Yeah! YEEEAH!" like getting empowered has made her sexually excited, and then blushes and politely says, "Erhm, I meant...thank you."

And they gave her big tits, and a swimsuit. Every time a Christian talk about the story of her pleasing Jesus, I'm going to picture this repressed slut and her stockings gap.

Anonymous 08/27/2017 (Sun) 20:33:22 [Preview] No. 11137 del
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I think Kiyohime would make a better waifu though. Kiyo straight up tells you to feel free to touch her wherever you like, anytime.

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Madoka Gatcha game Anonymous 08/23/2017 (Wed) 18:54:50 [Preview] No. 11130 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It went live about two days ago. You can't play it on a non-japanese phone because Japs are faggots as usual, but someone pointed out if you install a certain app then you can:


Hope it's more exciting than fate sleepy night.

Anonymous 08/23/2017 (Wed) 21:32:12 [Preview] No. 11132 del
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Anyway I tried it, and it's almost the same gameplay as Fate GO, copying the combos types exactly. (I do like how the 3x3 board is a small addition on fate Go's plain RPG mechanics.)

<But so far it has been very boring and I fucking hate the obnoxious color scheme. Every time you fight in "the Warlus night" thing all the enemies go pink or orange, and the icons for my pink haired characters look so similar you can Misclick. Also sucks that after I did the tutorial I only got ONE character, and it's a 2 star trashy "Boxing magical girl". I'm not even gonna reroll if they're gonna be that stingy.

Anonymous 08/27/2017 (Sun) 17:16:06 [Preview] No. 11135 del
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Well, they updated the game and now I can't play because of the region lock. Maybe I could have if I had updated through apksource, but it wasn't fun.

Otaku RPGs Anonymous 08/23/2017 (Wed) 19:07:43 [Preview] No. 11131 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Nights of Azure 2; /u/ has been pretty excited about this.
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Fate: Endchan's "TRPG" Anonymous 08/08/2017 (Tue) 06:02:51 [Preview] No. 10996 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Has anyone tried to figure out the super autistic game the autists at Libre-jp have been talking about for hundreds of posts? What's it about anyway? I know they're designing some kind of game, though I don't get how they're playing it.

Anonymous 08/09/2017 (Wed) 13:56:20 [Preview] No. 11011 del
Based on that image alone, it looks like some generic god-awful RPGmaker game.

Anonymous 08/09/2017 (Wed) 14:51:43 [Preview] No. 11014 del
I didn't look into it but those are usually forum RP games that they're playing right now and here on the forum itself. They're not just talking of realizing it, they're going through the rules they're currently in the process of using. They may also have set up a 100% in-character private forum on the side. Japanese use internet like they were shouting in a hallway, a single project tends to sprawl over various domains depending on its useability, every service is just another Discord and not the main event. They're just neurotypical enough to realize what is just a medium and what is the grand reality, so they're not bound to the whims of any prepackaged unit. They have good sense of WYSIWYG.

Anonymous 08/10/2017 (Thu) 12:33:04 [Preview] No. 11023 del
>Japanese use internet like they were shouting in a hallway...
>every service is just another Discord and not the main event...

That cliquishness sounds nearly like regular social media and quasi-namefagging.

Interesting observations, I do like the idea of a more decentralized internet though.

Anonymous 08/10/2017 (Thu) 12:46:49 [Preview] No. 11024 del
It's full on namefagging. Because they're not loser quasi-collectivists, they actually have a use for having names. It's called meritocracy.

Lunar Wars Anonymous 08/10/2017 (Thu) 05:54:02 [Preview] No. 11021 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm guessing no one ever played it, but it was a browser game that in it's hey day had thousands of players. Every day you would log in and spend production points to expand your space station and buy types of warships, and you could use those to attack other players and potentially capture the colonies they built which would spell a game-over.

I think the creator lost interest and shut his website down after a year or two. I don't know, was there more to the story? It was kind of fun.