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WTB nice nanochan neet Nanonymous No.5721 [D][S][L][A][C] >>5734 >>5782

Will provide housing, food, clothing, and extra financial aid (per request).
No age/sexual requirements, just nothing flamboyantly gay.

Nanonymous No.5723 [D] >>5726

The cia niggers have arrived ladies and gentlemen. I wonder how long before HRT threads start getting spammed.

Nanonymous No.5725 [D] >>5726

so.. you want to buy a dude?
do you plan to turn him into a tranny or something?

Nanonymous No.5726 [D] >>5727 >>5734

>>5723
I am actually very anti-transsexual.
>>5725
No, I just wanna help neets. I just want neets to have a nice life and maybe get a job or go to college.

Nanonymous No.5727 [D] >>5728

>>5726
why would you basically adopt a grown man and supply his life?
seems nonsensical to me, I don't think many people would take you up on that offer, maybe try african kids.

Nanonymous No.5728 [D]

>>5727
I don't care about niggers. I care about my people, the neet people. I want to help them out of their situation and make their lives happier. Imageboard users, neets, autists, those are the people I want to help. Those are the people I relate with.

Nanonymous No.5729 [D] >>5731

are you like born a millionaire?

Nanonymous No.5731 [D]

>>5729
Eh, not really. Apparently my family is ranked higher financially compared to others, however.

Nanonymous No.5734 [D][U][F] >>5735 >>5738
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>>5726
>I am actually very anti-transsexual.
Same, the very word "transgender" is popularized by a Communist Jew called Leslie Feinberg (pic related):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Feinberg

>>5721
>No age/sexual requirements
Of course not, most homosexuals are sexually attracted to little boys. It's fucking another fucking cancer upon society, fucking kill yourself.

Nanonymous No.5735 [D]

>>5734
>It's another cancer upon society, kill yourself.
Fixed that for me

Nanonymous No.5737 [D][U][F]
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>37564N@memeware.net
Hapase is looking for a boyfriend

Nanonymous No.5738 [D] >>5741

>>5734
>>No age/sexual requirements
I mean that I don't care whether you're a 30 year old neet or an 18 year old one. I don't enjoy children, either. I prefer being with adults. Maybe teenagers are okay, but nobody young. That is a job for their parents.

Nanonymous No.5741 [D] >>5743 >>5745

>>5738
OK, thought you implicitly meant children as well. I'm not sure what your intentions are, and I wouldn't trust it myself ... though you're honest and not malintentioned I see no problem with this.

Nanonymous No.5743 [D] >>5745

>>5741
>though [if] you're honest [...]

Nanonymous No.5744 [D] >>5745

Sounds great! What country are you in?

Nanonymous No.5745 [D] >>5746

>>5741
>>5743
I understand your concerns. I won't hold them against you.
>>5744
United States of America.

Nanonymous No.5746 [D] >>5748

>>5745
Would you care to house a spic?

Nanonymous No.5748 [D] >>5749

>>5746
Perhaps, but I live near the Canadian border so you'd have to cross a number of land.

Nanonymous No.5749 [D] >>5752 >>5753 >>5761

>>5748
That's all right. Where do I sign up?

Nanonymous No.5752 [D] >>5754

>>5749
I'm going to need your credit card info and your social security number. Just for verification purposes.

Nanonymous No.5753 [D] >>5755

>>5749
Just input all your information here: tips.fbi.gov

Nanonymous No.5754 [D] >>5757

>>5752
What do you need to verify?

Nanonymous No.5755 [D] >>5756

>>5753
I mean https://tips.fbi.gov

Nanonymous No.5756 [D] >>5758

>>5755
Why would the FBI need my credit card information? Is this how they fund their terrorist operations?
Please be serious. I am very serious. I plan on crossing the border this summer and won't have anywhere to stay once I am in America.

Nanonymous No.5757 [D]

>>5754
Just need to verify that you're not a serial killer or anything. So I need your SSN and credit card info inputted into https://tips.fbi.gov

Nanonymous No.5758 [D]

>>5756
No soy un agende de caridad. Soy un persona muy incorrigible de los alunos. Con queridas, no son perdidos porque los perros amarillos no tiene un persona interesante de los clases. Odio los personas mexicanas porque son basuras. Absolutamente asqueroso!

Nanonymous No.5759 [D]

>5758
? I'm not Mexican, I'm Canadian.

Nanonymous No.5760 [D] >>5761 >>5764

>"hakase ## Nanochon Administrator" missing from OP
Yall niggers be posting in a discordian thread.


Nanonymous No.5761 [D]

>>5749
Ignore the other posts. You can contact me at 37565N@memeware.net .
>>5760
>t. hapase

Nanonymous No.5764 [D]

>>5760
>we're not goons, we're eris
>i'm not white, i'm jewish

Nanonymous No.5782 [D] >>5783

>>5721
What's your goal OP? You just want to help random people or what? Is this some very complicated joke?

Nanonymous No.5783 [D]

>>5782
Well, considering the fact that he filled out hapase's email in the email field, it is certainly a joke. Who would compromise their anonymity to random feds online, anyway?