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[Make a Post]Excuz me sir I am calling to inform you that your Microsoft has a virus sir.
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NOW NOW WHIPPERSNAPPER DON'T BE TELLIN' ME THAT I HAVE A GOD DAMN VIRUS ON MY MICROSOFT. I KNOW WHAT I GOT ON MY COMPUTER, I WAS A VETERAN INTERNET AND MS-DOS USER IN THE GOOD OL' 90s. NOW LOOK HERE YOUNG MAN, I KNOW WHAT A VIRUS IS AND WHAT A VIRUS LOOKS LIKE, AND I CERTAINLY AIN'T GOT ONE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR AIM IS WITH TELLIN' ME I GOT A GOD DAMN VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER, BUT ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE TRYIN' TO TRICK ME. DAMN KIDS THESE DAYS THINK WE'RE ALL IDIOTS OR SOMETHIN'. BACK IN MY DAY, KIDS USED TO BE SCARED OF TELLIN' LIES! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO. GOD BLESS AND PEACE TO ALL. -Bill
This post was made with voice recognition software developed by Elenvire Technologies, Inc. Copyright (C) 1997 Microsoft Corporation. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
NOW NOW WHIPPERSNAPPER DON'T BE TELLIN' ME THAT I HAVE A GOD DAMN VIRUS ON MY MICROSOFT. I KNOW WHAT I GOT ON MY COMPUTER, I WAS A VETERAN INTERNET AND MS-DOS USER IN THE GOOD OL' 90s. NOW LOOK HERE YOUNG MAN, I KNOW WHAT A VIRUS IS AND WHAT A VIRUS LOOKS LIKE, AND I CERTAINLY AIN'T GOT ONE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR AIM IS WITH TELLIN' ME I GOT A GOD DAMN VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER, BUT ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE TRYIN' TO TRICK ME. DAMN KIDS THESE DAYS THINK WE'RE ALL IDIOTS OR SOMETHIN'. BACK IN MY DAY, KIDS USED TO BE SCARED OF TELLIN' LIES! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO. GOD BLESS AND PEACE TO ALL. -Bill
This post was made with voice recognition software developed by Elenvire Technologies, Inc. Copyright (C) 1997 Microsoft Corporation. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
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Secondly. Learn to drive not like a fucking retard who needs to take a shit. Your time is not anymore valuable than others. Cutting people off and driving full throttle with your hazard lights on only proves to others that you're an absolute retard.
And lastly. (I could go on).Stop relying on absolute shit deodorant products to hide your filthy shit skin stenches.Have some consideration for others once again. NObody wants to inhale those highly toxic chemicals combined. Have a shower twice a day.
DOne.