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Poetry thread Nanonymous No.1266 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>1405
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Asukafag bred
A trannigger Jew.

Lemons are yellow
Rain clouds are gray
Such an sad fellow
Both hapa and gay.

Snow is white
Grass is green
He's the jewest semite
You ever have seen.

Nanonymous No.1312 [D][U][F] >>1313 >>1336
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Umaru is round
Umaru is fun
But only my Sylphyn
Is shining like Sun

xD

Nanonymous No.1313 [D] >>1314
>>1312
Star is a fag
but he is also fun
last night he drank
18 gallons of negro cum

xDxDxD

xP Nanonymous No.1314 [D][U][F]
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>>1313
Neither fantasies wild
Nor analysis thorough
Would predict such a post
On the onion host
Under strong crypto burrowed

Nanonymous No.1327 [D]
Doesn't matter where I've been
Doesn't matter what I've seen
All that matters is that now
I've become marooned somehow.

Imprisoned by an endless sea
I glimpse a bird above me, free
But alas that bird has flown
Into sunsets yet unknown.

You may think I want to be saved
Indeed I used to think that as well...
But I must tell you this personal hell
Is an island refuge I myself made!

hakase poem Nanonymous No.1329 [D]
hakase said that
/b/ has to be splitted
but into the rush
/pol/ is now trash
poo in the loo
fuck this shit 2 electrib googalloo

Desu wa! Nanonymous No.1336 [D][U][F]
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>>1312
Sylphyn is blue
She is good at games
Umaru is too
Cause they are both gays.

Ebina is the best
of the himoutos
she may lose a contest
but has boobs like potatos!

Nanonymous No.1337 [D] >>2815
Welcome to our hapa chan
Where no one can get a ban
And we've all been posting shit
Since before hakase quit!

Our sitewide captcha we hope you enjoy
Coded with skill and enabled with soy
And if our spammer calls you a "cumskin"
It's only because the Jews ate his foreskin.

Don't bother using the overboard,
It censors the threads of the /pol/ horde!
This is because sakamoto's a fag
Whom we still plot to put in the gulag.

leave me be Poetry No.1338 [D]
Get on my level filthy pleb,
I'm the amor of the wise,
and this whole thread is kek,
unworthy of my vice.

You got rekt,
your despicable guise,
so gtfo of my head,
belfry's lice.

Nanonymous No.1362 [D]
As I was going to St. Ives
I met a nigger with seven hapa wives
Each wife had seven nigger sons
Each son had seven nigger cats
Each cat had seven nigger fleas.
Fleas, cats, sons and wives,
How many y'all niggers were going to St. Ives?

Nanonymous No.1378 [D][U][F]
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did sum1 say poettering?

Nanonymous No.1396 [D] >>1404
8chan is dead
Nanochan's slow
Things have turned bad
With nowhere to go.

Surrounded by shills,
Kikes, feds and mutts
We swallow their blackpills
While they shove unwashed dildoes up our butts.

With each passing day
We become ever more gay
Soon we'll be sucking cocks
Or drinking coffee from Starbucks.

The food is poisoned with woman hormones, making us weak
Have you seen the modern man? Its dating prospects are bleak.
It's getting so bad we might start watching TV
Or, God forbid, try to compose poetry.

Nanonymous No.1403 [D] >>1437
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate you!

celestial slavery self-made man No.1404 [D]
>>1396
Speak for yourself, homeless jew,
gas chamber is this way.. -
oh, you already have the mark,
well, then follow me -
it's gonna hurt, work sets you free,
(the usual rhetoric)
but it's just work, you don't breathe,
work is your breath, you won't escape it -
you following? - Here it is,
wash yourself, ring put here, soap is there -
see? That's what it means to be free.

Nanonymous No.1405 [D][U][F]
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>>1266
Cicadas are green
Sunflowers are yellow
Asukafag is
A decent fellow.

I lost my tooth
This is diabolical
He speaks truth
Though monomaniacal.

The black sun turns red
My gecko will ever shed
Should he reply to my thread
The kikes may have a better chance of being dead.

circulus cantabricus Nanonymous No.1406 [D][U][F]
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no longer obligated to push ourselves as hard as we possibly can to get by
we get by by pushing ourselves as hard as we can
unable to be lazy
struggling to go crazy
that's the commie
that's the porkie
left, right, what does it matter?
slave to market has been beset

Nanonymous No.1407 [D]
Assaulted with racemixing porn
Be grateful for your good luck;
Pity asuckerfag who was born
As a ridiculous hapa fuck.

When the stars fill up the sky
If you see them, they see you too;
Their bright light will never die
But neither will you die a Jew.

Risen from stardust now you endure
A life of misery, sadness and pain
Yet when you die your spirit is pure
And behind you no shadows remain.

Nanonymous No.1422 [D]
An end to spamming
Asukafag rests at last
The motherfucker

Nanonymous No.1437 [D]
>>1403
Lemons are yellow
Rain clouds are gray
Please don't hate me or i'll fade away

Nanonymous No.1505 [D]
Asukafag, the mutt supreme,
A product of the hapa meme,
Thought nobody knew
That he was a Jew
And they'd fall for his racemixing scheme.

The biggest mistake his parents had made
A sin even greater than them getting laid
Was not to attempt
From life to exempt
An offspring who is such a downgrade.

Nanonymous No.1510 [D]
Sure as the cow grazes grass
And the dog chews on bone
Asukafag sucks faggot ass
And crossdresses when alone.

Sure as hapas whiter become
And the Jews eat baby dick
Asukafag drinks nigger cum
And uses placenta lipstick.

Sure as darkness ever grows
And threatens our comfy vibe
Asukafag's gargantuan nose
Suffocated an African tribe.

Nanonymous No.1522 [D] >>2078
Gliding down a ray of starlight
My girlfriend came from the sky...
But then I woke up: it was midnight
And my dream was a beautiful lie.

Such it is when we're given to dream
The visions of gods who see our desire.
Reminded we are our souls to redeem:
"Outlive yourself and reach higher!"

Yet when you look up you see darkness,
Just empty spaces, unfeeling and cold...
Above is the realm of the deathless:
Lost souls and their stories untold.

Nanonymous No.1550 [D]
You drift out of sight
But we will see you again
When stars fill the sky

Nanonymous No.1583 [D]
Building the hapa kingdom
Asukafag sweats each day
For hapas to have the freedom
Incestuously to lay.

What he considers a blessing
Is nothing but a curse:
How could a peoples be thriving,
Their genes not being diverse?

Newborn hapas are mentally ill
Some are gravely retarded --
Only a Jew would ever shill
The aryan race be discarded.

Nanonymous No.1584 [D]
>poomuhrufag writes 9999 poems about basookafag
are you fkn obsesed or something wtf duude

Nanonymous No.1589 [D]
Once upon a time there was a magic loo
If a poop dropped in it, it would crawl out alive
Not too long thereafter crawled out a massive Jew
Asukafag his name was and shitpost he would strive.

For ten long years, paid well by Tel Aviv
He'd shill white genocide by spamming hapa cringe
But then a poop crawled out who'n whites still would believe
Umarufag its name was and it would wear orange.

Ever since then they've been hating each other
Invariably shitting up any boards they could stain
But even if they knew they share the same mother
Embraced as two brothers, their stench would remain.

Nanonymous No.1705 [D]
Asukafag is a hapa Jew
He was born with 100 IQ
He spams all day
Trying to say
That the white man is thoroughly through.

In his room suavely scented
By pissbottles long fermented
The hate he consumed
His soul has inhumed
And his mentally ill brain demented.

Nanonymous No.1714 [D]
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga
bitch ho
nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

Nanonymous No.1762 [D]
The hot grains of sand
They will be there forever
With or without you.

Nanonymous No.1763 [D]
Asukafag builds an ethnostate
To where no one will emigrate
A wasteland of the hapa breed --
Betrayal of the white man's seed.

A fourth world country like no other
Where every whore is some faggot's mother
And every faggot is somebody's father
While at the same time they're sister and brother.

But I for one wish him success
Maybe it's true he no longer sucks ass
Maybe it's true he's not gay anymore
And I won't rhyme about the sexual indecency of his mother.

Nanonymous No.1884 [D]
Asukafag set foot in the shower
For only the first time this week
In vain he searched his whole drawer
For one undie that wouldn't reek.

As the water is thickened by shit
It struggles to flow down his skin
Asukafag tries not to vomit
When his skin pores to open begin.

After the shower was complete
Asukafag cleaner did feel
But though he looked whiter a bit
His soul a nigger was still.

Nanonymous No.1895 [D]
Sleep well dinosaurs
A little bird flew by me
In search of the dream

Nanonymous No.1984 [D]
Without a face, without a name
Our hero's on the move
His demons he set out to tame
His worthiness to prove.

But where he goes there is no eye
Nor will there ever be
A witness in the endless sky
To judge his purity.

Our darkness he will leave behind
When he begins his flight
Our tearless eyes forever blind
Will never know his light.

Nanonymous No.2010 [D]
Asukafag the pirate Jew
Was hankering for gold
But he lost his homo crew
To waters deep and cold.

His last shekels he had spent
To buy himself a boat
Stepping in he was content
The cheap old thing could float.

And so he went alone
Rowing day and night
For the precious stone
For the gold's delight.

His treasure was in Hapa Bay
The place he lost it all
The bay is guarded, so they say
By mermaids' mating call.

The mermaid queen Noriko was
Half hapa and half Jew
And she began to sing just as
Our fag came into view.

Asukafag was mesmerized
By her tone-deaf song
And he quickly realized
With her does he belong.

When she revealed her hideous head
The bastard in love with her fell
Looking for gold he found her instead
And succumbed to her hapashit spell.

"The gold awaits ye under the sea"
She said with the tightest embrace
"Rule as my king, together with me"
As she casually bit off his face.

Nanonymous No.2059 [D]
Asukafag flew into space
To prove the worth of his race
But his shuttle exploded
And he was presumed dead
Cause his flight path no one would trace.

Nanonymous No.2077 [D] >>2078
Take up the hapa's burden--
Send forth the mutts ye breed--
Be bound in racial exile
Miscegenated seed.
To wait in basement darkness,
At purebred folk's rebuke--
Those misbegotten peoples;
Half-gaijin and half-gook.

Take up the hapa's burden--
Two types of blood inside.
To veil the stain of yellow
He rails against White pride.
By repetitious shitpost,
An hundred times made plain,
To seek the hebrew's profit
He posted it again.

Take up the hapa's burden--
A piece of mystery meat--
With ev'ry Asuka image
But genome incomplete;
And when his goal is nearest,
The ethnostate he sought,
Watch rice-burnt mixed-blood folly
Bring all his hopes to nought.

Take up the hapa's burden--
No history nor kings,
No better than a nigger--
A tale of mischling things.
Japan ye shall you enter,
The races shall not mix,
Too ugly for based nippon
And born with tiny dicks.

Take up the hapa's burden--
Stuck yet in childish days--
The sarong party Stacies,
The sleazy, unwashed gays,
Will tease his lack of manhood
Through all his highschool years.
By father's yellow fever
Condemned to salty tears!

Nanonymous No.2078 [D]
>>1522
>>2077
So far the most striking.

Nanonymous No.2109 [D]
Asukafag was riding his pone
Up the steepest mountain path
This journey he must make alone
To prove he is a psychopath.

Following the narrow trail
Were bones of hapas dead
Their pilgrimage was epic fail
Because not thoroughbred.

When he reached his destination
A hapa throne was all he found
His pony died from sheer exhaustion
Its teardrops hitting barren ground.

Nanonymous No.2137 [D]
Lumberjack Asukafag
As homo as can be
Enjoyed a wooden shag
Before he cut the tree.

Later while he cut the grass
He felt the greatest urge
To stick a pinecone up his ass
The branches to help purge.

When the day was nearly done
He'd get one last surprise
His hapa wife had birthed a son
Just his to circumcise.

Nanonymous No.2153 [D]
It is October
Leave the scary shit to kids
And light a candle

Nanonymous No.2187 [D]
Asukafag the Jewish knight
Hapa vagoo did he crave
Many goyim he would fight
Queen Noriko for to save.

Countless white knights he has slain
Their bloods dripping off his steel
Yet after all this gore and pain
Noriko's love his wounds shall heal.

At long last! He reached her tower
He breaks down the chamber door
But in horror he has found her
Slain by Chad's cock on the floor.

Nanonymous No.2227 [D] >>2229
Asukafag the caveman Jew
Was staring into fire
Upon the lit up walls he drew
The dicks of his desire.

Whenever he'd go out at night
His monobrow would frown
Though he has the stars in sight
They're never looking down.

But tonight he's in his lair
For he has a special guest
Clubbed Noriko to seduce her
And she rests in his love nest.

Nanonymous No.2229 [D][U][F]
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>>2227
> Clubbed Noriko to seduce her
>And she rests in his love nest.
Would you please share backstory
To set in stone this glory? xD

Nanonymous No.2260 [D]
Asukafag the cowboy Jew
Drank his whisky neat
He was crap with the lasso
And couldn't aim for shit.

To protect all that is pure
He bred hapas at his farm
The creatures ate their own manure
Which gave them extra charm.

Noriko was his loving wife
And mother of three kids
Omeletto, Momo and Two-Knife
But neither one was his.

Nanonymous No.2261 [D]
Asukafag the hapa zoomer
Unironically he thinks like a boomer
He hates whites cause he feels inferior
Deep down in his interior

Someday maybe he will realize
And he'll start to think clockwise
We all await for that day
When he gets back on the right way

Of all possible outcomes
Until the time comes
Let's have lot of fun
And make hapa puns!

Nanonymous No.2264 [D][U][F]
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umaru did you write ALL the poems (most of them) yourself?

Nanonymous No.2273 [D]
2080
the gay world
stench of death and warts
pedos swindle children
stained skin and corruption
nothing to live for
no one to die for
consume for pleasure
they sweat for your lesure
walk about the city i knew
now shunned head down
i walk almowt dead frown
last white man
they will kill me if they can



Nanonymous No.2328 [D]
I woke up
I took the
soul
well it sucks when day broke

Nanonymous No.2750 [D][U][F]
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being ironic would break
the meta the point is not in being
ironic but truthful beccause i am
otherwise I wouldn't call myself
a shitter

Nanonymous No.3970 [D][U][F] >>3984
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My name is starchan
And I really love cum
I am a big slut
So please stick it in my butt

Nigger cum is so good
It reminds me of my childhood
I could suck of a battalion
Until i fill 18 gallons

My pussy may be loose
Cause i don't mind being abused
My vagina is my pride
Feel free to cum inside

Nanonymous No.3973 [D] >>3984
Work work until you die,
democracy is just a lie.
You are just a filthy slave,
stay in your line don't act brave.
Listen to the news,
which are all run by the Jews.
Worship Jews and worship blacks,
ignore all the historic facts.
Wait until your race dies out,
that's what democracy is about.
Civilization ending in a dark night,
all without a proper fight.


Nanonymous No.3984 [D][U][F]
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>>3970
>>3973
>Why yes, I hate poetry, how did you know?

Nanonymous No.4483 [D][U][F]
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I miss le umaru poetry.

Nanonymous No.4630 [D]
trap
trap
trap
trap

Nanonymous No.4657 [D]
jews are niggers
poos are bigger
jews are niggers
niggers are jews
jews are niggers
niggers are f00ls!

Nanonymous No.4669 [D][U][F] >>4670
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>they deleted the one about modfaggotry but not the previous one

Nanonymous No.4670 [D]
>>4669
>expecting quality on /b/