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fuck pajeets Nanonymous No.1195 [D][S][L][A][C]
Let me just start by saying this. Grow the fuck up. You don't need to stand beside mommy and daddy anymore in the store.I'm talking to all of you, not just one, but all of your brothers and sisters. Nobody wants to stand in line for 20 minutes just to watch your entire fucking family order a bunch of milkshakes. You're like a pack of vultures.

Secondly. Learn to drive not like a fucking retard who needs to take a shit. Your time is not anymore valuable than others. Cutting people off and driving full throttle with your hazard lights on only proves to others that you're an absolute retard.

And lastly. (I could go on).Stop relying on absolute shit deodorant products to hide your filthy shit skin stenches.Have some consideration for others once again. NObody wants to inhale those highly toxic chemicals combined. Have a shower twice a day.

DOne.

Nanonymous No.1197 [D] >>1232
>>1196
>(I could go on)

Please, do.

Nanonymous No.1212 [D] >>1213 >>1214
Excuz me sir I am calling to inform you that your Microsoft has a virus sir.

Nanonymous No.1213 [D]
>>1212
solly sir i dont have any change on me im a noo driver

Nanonymous No.1214 [D]
>>1212
NOW NOW WHIPPERSNAPPER DON'T BE TELLIN' ME THAT I HAVE A GOD DAMN VIRUS ON MY MICROSOFT. I KNOW WHAT I GOT ON MY COMPUTER, I WAS A VETERAN INTERNET AND MS-DOS USER IN THE GOOD OL' 90s. NOW LOOK HERE YOUNG MAN, I KNOW WHAT A VIRUS IS AND WHAT A VIRUS LOOKS LIKE, AND I CERTAINLY AIN'T GOT ONE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR AIM IS WITH TELLIN' ME I GOT A GOD DAMN VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER, BUT ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE TRYIN' TO TRICK ME. DAMN KIDS THESE DAYS THINK WE'RE ALL IDIOTS OR SOMETHIN'. BACK IN MY DAY, KIDS USED TO BE SCARED OF TELLIN' LIES! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO. GOD BLESS AND PEACE TO ALL. -Bill

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Nanonymous No.1232 [D]
>>1197 nah im just kidding. i love indians.