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Nanon's morning routine Nanonymous No.2920 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C]
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I wake up in the morning to the musky smell of my unwashed balls.The last time I washed myself was a week ago and I am beginning to smell myself.I walk to the kitchen and put coffe on the stove, while the water heats up I slip into the pants which I have worn for a month.The shirt remains the same as I never take it off unless it gets dirty.While sipping my first cup of coffe(throughout the day I will drink between 5-10) I open my suicide videos folder and watch a few suicides.After that I close my eyes and imagine blowing my brains out while I listen to Bethoven.Not a huge classical music guy but I will play the few well known works at random.After that I get on to read the news headlines before opening a book file and reading 20-100 pages depending on my mood.If I get restless I start searching up various interesting things online which fall on my mind.

Nanonymous No.2921 [D]
Share some suicide videos fren.

Nanonymous No.2928 [D]
Decent intro. When do the youkai start showing up?

Nanonymous No.2940 [D][U][F]
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My routine is different. My routine is odd. My routine is superior.

As I rise, many sleep. I am a creature of the night. My world only goes dark, when things begin to glow.

I begin each awakened moment with a deep bite into a fresh onion. The unique flavors are rarely shared with fellow nanons, but are forever cherished on my solid state drive. When my taste buds are satisfied I will venture into the clear world. The clear world is bright, everything is (((glowing))). You have to watch out for sharp links that can make you leave behind traces of DNS. You will not taste any unique flavors here or meet anyone memorable. I venture here because I feel the exposure is necessary in order to remind myself as to why i enjoy the dark.

>Never forget your sunscreen and sunglasses on these ventures

Once the brightness begins to bother me beyond a tolerable point, I crawl back to the shadows. I enter my comfort zone, the dark.

From here I may rest easy, and fill my stomach with the finest flavors available. Once my heard is content I will retreat back to my bed. Here I will lay until my hunger arises as the next sun sets.