What does "moshe" and "cope" mean in /pol/igger jargon?
/b/ - Random
Anything goes.
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>>1139
The only person on this site who would even use the word c*pe is asukafag, he's been falseflagging all week long trying to make /pol/ look worse than him (impossible)
The only person on this site who would even use the word c*pe is asukafag, he's been falseflagging all week long trying to make /pol/ look worse than him (impossible)
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Here's my /pol/-specific spammer script. I'm likely to change the spam strings if I use this again so you guys can have it.
Remember that if you want /poo to go away, you should keep this script running in the background 24/7 so they can NEVER post without a captcha ever again.
#!/bin/sh
while :; do
for thread in $(curl --compressed -sk https://nanochanqwrwtmamtnhkfwbbcducc4i62ciss4byo6f3an5qdkhjngid.onion/pol/ | grep -Eo "/pol/[^']*\.html" | cut -d/ -f3 | cut -d. -f1 | awk '!seen[$0]++'); do
spam=$(python <<EOF
import random
print(random.choice(["Fuck off moshe",
"Go back to Israel you fucking jew",
"Kikes get the gas",
"Hitler did nothing wrong, communist.",
"Get rekt schlomo",
"Lots of bots and shills on this board today. I wonder (((why)))",
"(((They))) are trying to influence the narrative.",
"Damn masons and their zionist tricks!",
"This shit is evidence that the kikes are up to something.",
">da joos",
"Glowniggers are fucking with my internet again.",
"Glow-in-the-dark thread. Do not reply.",
"THIS IS A DATAMINING THREAD",
"Man, I wish 8chan were back online.",
"Holy fuck the shills are hard at work today.",
"How's the weather like in tel aviv schlomo?",
"Shalom, (((fellow goyim))).",
"Media kikes are trying to cover this up.",
"Petrifying case of retardation, truly.",
"No. Fuck off you retard.",
"sage",
"Daily reminder that Jews are running this shitty site.",
"Fuck off back to 4chan",
"gb2 reddit",
"ok retard keep thinking that",
"You fuck off right back to cuckchan",
"FACT: Almost everyone posting in this thread is a jewish SHILL.",
"Who are you quoting?",
"Fuck off. Just fucking fuck off.",
"I can't believe I just heard that on /pol/ of all places. What is wrong with you?",
"Get rekt boomer",
"CUMSKINS BTFO",
"Masons, Masons everywhere. Where the fuck can I escape you masonic bastards?",
"lol what the fuck?",
"You are an anti-white shill.",
"Reported for shilling.",
"MODS please ban this faggot",
"Holy shit. Why are these kikes posting here?",
">>>/leftypol/",
">>>/trs/",
"You sound like a TRSodomite.",
"I bet you support the fat orange kike.",
"Fucking kill yourself now you fat degenerate (((nigger))).",
"Lol white people are such subhumans",
">>>/israel/",
"Nice fake story you got there OP.",
"Stop samefagging and shitting up the board.",
"This whole board is nothing but botspam now. Sad!",
"Kill all leftist subhumans.",
"Go back to your safe space",
"brainlet post",
"Oy vey!",
">oy vey goy, believe me I'm totally not lying",
"wow, /POL is really full of nigger trash today"]))
EOF
)
reply=$((printf 'import random\nprint(random.choice(['; for n in $(curl --compressed -sk https://nanochanqwrwtmamtnhkfwbbcducc4i62ciss4byo6f3an5qdkhjngid.onion/pol/$thread.html | grep -Eo "<a href='#postform'>[0-9]*" | cut -d'>' -f2); do printf "'>>$n',"; done; printf '"","","","","",""]))\n') | python)
email=$(printf 'import random\nprint(random.choice(["sage", ""]))' | python)
curl \
--silent \
--http1.0 \
--insecure \
--user-agent "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; OpenBSD x86_64; rv:63.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/63.0" \
--referer "https://nanochanqwrwtmamtnhkfwbbcducc4i62ciss4byo6f3an5qdkhjngid.onion/pol/$thread.html" \
--data-urlencode "board=pol" \
--data-urlencode "parent=$thread" \
--data-urlencode "email=$email" \
--data-binary "comment=$reply%0D%0A$spam" \
https://nanochanqwrwtmamtnhkfwbbcducc4i62ciss4byo6f3an5qdkhjngid.onion/Nano/post
sleep 678
done
done
Remember that if you want /poo to go away, you should keep this script running in the background 24/7 so they can NEVER post without a captcha ever again.
#!/bin/sh
while :; do
for thread in $(curl --compressed -sk https://nanochanqwrwtmamtnhkfwbbcducc4i62ciss4byo6f3an5qdkhjngid.onion/pol/ | grep -Eo "/pol/[^']*\.html" | cut -d/ -f3 | cut -d. -f1 | awk '!seen[$0]++'); do
spam=$(python <<EOF
import random
print(random.choice(["Fuck off moshe",
"Go back to Israel you fucking jew",
"Kikes get the gas",
"Hitler did nothing wrong, communist.",
"Get rekt schlomo",
"Lots of bots and shills on this board today. I wonder (((why)))",
"(((They))) are trying to influence the narrative.",
"Damn masons and their zionist tricks!",
"This shit is evidence that the kikes are up to something.",
">da joos",
"Glowniggers are fucking with my internet again.",
"Glow-in-the-dark thread. Do not reply.",
"THIS IS A DATAMINING THREAD",
"Man, I wish 8chan were back online.",
"Holy fuck the shills are hard at work today.",
"How's the weather like in tel aviv schlomo?",
"Shalom, (((fellow goyim))).",
"Media kikes are trying to cover this up.",
"Petrifying case of retardation, truly.",
"No. Fuck off you retard.",
"sage",
"Daily reminder that Jews are running this shitty site.",
"Fuck off back to 4chan",
"gb2 reddit",
"ok retard keep thinking that",
"You fuck off right back to cuckchan",
"FACT: Almost everyone posting in this thread is a jewish SHILL.",
"Who are you quoting?",
"Fuck off. Just fucking fuck off.",
"I can't believe I just heard that on /pol/ of all places. What is wrong with you?",
"Get rekt boomer",
"CUMSKINS BTFO",
"Masons, Masons everywhere. Where the fuck can I escape you masonic bastards?",
"lol what the fuck?",
"You are an anti-white shill.",
"Reported for shilling.",
"MODS please ban this faggot",
"Holy shit. Why are these kikes posting here?",
">>>/leftypol/",
">>>/trs/",
"You sound like a TRSodomite.",
"I bet you support the fat orange kike.",
"Fucking kill yourself now you fat degenerate (((nigger))).",
"Lol white people are such subhumans",
">>>/israel/",
"Nice fake story you got there OP.",
"Stop samefagging and shitting up the board.",
"This whole board is nothing but botspam now. Sad!",
"Kill all leftist subhumans.",
"Go back to your safe space",
"brainlet post",
"Oy vey!",
">oy vey goy, believe me I'm totally not lying",
"wow, /POL is really full of nigger trash today"]))
EOF
)
reply=$((printf 'import random\nprint(random.choice(['; for n in $(curl --compressed -sk https://nanochanqwrwtmamtnhkfwbbcducc4i62ciss4byo6f3an5qdkhjngid.onion/pol/$thread.html | grep -Eo "<a href='#postform'>[0-9]*" | cut -d'>' -f2); do printf "'>>$n',"; done; printf '"","","","","",""]))\n') | python)
email=$(printf 'import random\nprint(random.choice(["sage", ""]))' | python)
curl \
--silent \
--http1.0 \
--insecure \
--user-agent "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; OpenBSD x86_64; rv:63.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/63.0" \
--referer "https://nanochanqwrwtmamtnhkfwbbcducc4i62ciss4byo6f3an5qdkhjngid.onion/pol/$thread.html" \
--data-urlencode "board=pol" \
--data-urlencode "parent=$thread" \
--data-urlencode "email=$email" \
--data-binary "comment=$reply%0D%0A$spam" \
https://nanochanqwrwtmamtnhkfwbbcducc4i62ciss4byo6f3an5qdkhjngid.onion/Nano/post
sleep 678
done
done
>>1160
I also changed [^'] to [0-9] in the first few lines, by the way. Do that if you run the script
I also changed [^'] to [0-9] in the first few lines, by the way. Do that if you run the script
>>1160
Why you are doing this outside of /pol/ faggot? Leave the other boards alone.
Why you are doing this outside of /pol/ faggot? Leave the other boards alone.
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>>1163
The only board which is safe from polwigger infestation is /b/, because it doesn't have any rules they can use to defend their cancer.
/b/ is the only board for true nanons. The other boards have turned into subreddits due to the actions of the fagmin.
The only board which is safe from polwigger infestation is /b/, because it doesn't have any rules they can use to defend their cancer.
/b/ is the only board for true nanons. The other boards have turned into subreddits due to the actions of the fagmin.
>>1165
What does /g/ have to do with any of this, i know you post there, same with the other boards, if you hate /pol/ spam /pol/ leave my boards alone, thanks.
>The other boards have turned into subreddits
How did the other boards change from a week ago exactly? The only thing that changed is that there's your spam now.
What does /g/ have to do with any of this, i know you post there, same with the other boards, if you hate /pol/ spam /pol/ leave my boards alone, thanks.
>The other boards have turned into subreddits
How did the other boards change from a week ago exactly? The only thing that changed is that there's your spam now.
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>>1166
Fine, I will terminate the scripts for non-/pol/ boards. If you want to post on subreddits that's up to you. I don't want to use extra CPU anyway.
Fine, I will terminate the scripts for non-/pol/ boards. If you want to post on subreddits that's up to you. I don't want to use extra CPU anyway.
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>>1160
>piping code into python THREE TIMES just for random
Jesus christ. head /dev/random, fucking $RANDOM, anything, just not this abomination.
Anyway, captcha is now enabled on /b/, in the inevitable case that asukafag or some other faggot with the script decides to change his mind again and starts spamming /b/ too.
>piping code into python THREE TIMES just for random
Jesus christ. head /dev/random, fucking $RANDOM, anything, just not this abomination.
Anyway, captcha is now enabled on /b/, in the inevitable case that asukafag or some other faggot with the script decides to change his mind again and starts spamming /b/ too.
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>>1173
Your puny captcha will not stand for long if you keep pissing me off.
Why don't you just implement a real spam-protector like hapase was doing just before first impact?
>head /dev/random, fucking $RANDOM, anything, just not this abomination.
if it works, it's not stupid. I don't care how pissed off you are or how cancerous you think it is.
also, using $RANDOM or whatever requires doing math in the shell, which is a giant pain in the ass. Easier to just use pyshit.
Your puny captcha will not stand for long if you keep pissing me off.
Why don't you just implement a real spam-protector like hapase was doing just before first impact?
>head /dev/random, fucking $RANDOM, anything, just not this abomination.
if it works, it's not stupid. I don't care how pissed off you are or how cancerous you think it is.
also, using $RANDOM or whatever requires doing math in the shell, which is a giant pain in the ass. Easier to just use pyshit.
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>>1173
And enabling captcha before someone even starts spamming... what a classic cumbrain move.
Cumskins always think like this. "Ban all the guns before someone starts shooting! Ban alllll the things!"
Remember the superior moderation style of Hapase before and even after the First Impact: spending hours deleting botspam manually while the captcha was turned off, just to maintain the ability of the two or three users of the site to post without a captcha. Evidence of these actions can be seen in the log: https://nanochanqwrwtmamtnhkfwbbcducc4i62ciss4byo6f3an5qdkhjngid.onion/Nano/log?page=45
This represents a stark contrast against the current cumskinfagmin, who is so lazy that he would rather enable the captcha even when there is no spam, rather than delete 5 or 10 posts later.
Of course, this endless struggle of (wo)man vs machine ended up in Hapase burning out eventually. She should have kept an administrative role but let me manage most issues - but alas, as fate would have it, I was on a camping trip when she decided to pull the plug and didn't see her announcement.
Glory to the Empress
HAIL HAPASE
HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES
And enabling captcha before someone even starts spamming... what a classic cumbrain move.
Cumskins always think like this. "Ban all the guns before someone starts shooting! Ban alllll the things!"
Remember the superior moderation style of Hapase before and even after the First Impact: spending hours deleting botspam manually while the captcha was turned off, just to maintain the ability of the two or three users of the site to post without a captcha. Evidence of these actions can be seen in the log: https://nanochanqwrwtmamtnhkfwbbcducc4i62ciss4byo6f3an5qdkhjngid.onion/Nano/log?page=45
This represents a stark contrast against the current cumskinfagmin, who is so lazy that he would rather enable the captcha even when there is no spam, rather than delete 5 or 10 posts later.
Of course, this endless struggle of (wo)man vs machine ended up in Hapase burning out eventually. She should have kept an administrative role but let me manage most issues - but alas, as fate would have it, I was on a camping trip when she decided to pull the plug and didn't see her announcement.
Glory to the Empress
HAIL HAPASE
HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES
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>>1178
I don't know the details since it wasn't deployed before the First Impact. If I were doing it though, I would:
- have a "spam protector" setting which has some criteria for automatic triggering
- trigger the spam protector manually, when pph/tph is over a certain number
- when the spam protector is active: deny long (10+ words) posts which are duplicates of another post which already exists
- when the spam protector is active: have a hard configurable cap for number of all posts which can be made per hour per board
- when the spam protector is active: deny posts with certain pajeet-esque grammatical structures, such as that used by the commercial ad spammers
- add a "difficulty" setting for the captcha, which sets how hard the captcha is (ranging from just straight text, to text with rotations, to text with skew and rotations, to text with skew and rotations and a line through the middle, to text with skew and rotations and a line through the middle and random dots and circles all over the place) to adjust to the ability of the botspammer to solve the captcha (reducing inconvenience for users)
- enable the captcha at a set PPH and slowly ramp up the difficulty if the spam continues
- have a separate setting for thread captcha, post captcha and per-thread captcha in case the spammer is only making threads, or only spamming in one thread
- automatically disable captcha once spam has gone away for a configurable or random amount of time
- email or otherwise notify the administrators when a situation arises which is beyond the automatic system's control, so they can deal with the situation
This system might be hard to make, but it is certainly far superior to what cumskinfagmin is doing. In fact, such a system would totally stop ME from spamming using bots, so I think it's good enough, since I am definitely the most autistic and perseverent "opponent" which the site has faced.
I don't know the details since it wasn't deployed before the First Impact. If I were doing it though, I would:
- have a "spam protector" setting which has some criteria for automatic triggering
- trigger the spam protector manually, when pph/tph is over a certain number
- when the spam protector is active: deny long (10+ words) posts which are duplicates of another post which already exists
- when the spam protector is active: have a hard configurable cap for number of all posts which can be made per hour per board
- when the spam protector is active: deny posts with certain pajeet-esque grammatical structures, such as that used by the commercial ad spammers
- add a "difficulty" setting for the captcha, which sets how hard the captcha is (ranging from just straight text, to text with rotations, to text with skew and rotations, to text with skew and rotations and a line through the middle, to text with skew and rotations and a line through the middle and random dots and circles all over the place) to adjust to the ability of the botspammer to solve the captcha (reducing inconvenience for users)
- enable the captcha at a set PPH and slowly ramp up the difficulty if the spam continues
- have a separate setting for thread captcha, post captcha and per-thread captcha in case the spammer is only making threads, or only spamming in one thread
- automatically disable captcha once spam has gone away for a configurable or random amount of time
- email or otherwise notify the administrators when a situation arises which is beyond the automatic system's control, so they can deal with the situation
This system might be hard to make, but it is certainly far superior to what cumskinfagmin is doing. In fact, such a system would totally stop ME from spamming using bots, so I think it's good enough, since I am definitely the most autistic and perseverent "opponent" which the site has faced.
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>>1176
>Your puny captcha will not stand for long if you keep pissing me off.
Starts spamming with the precise purpose of forcing mods to activate captcha.
Mods activate captcha.
Complains about captcha.
noice
>>1177
>Remember the superior moderation style of Hapase before and even after the First Impact: spending hours deleting botspam manually while the captcha was turned off, just to maintain the ability of the two or three users of the site to post without a captcha.
That's exactly what i was doing when you were spamming threads, with the asuka orgasm face, all over /b/ and the other boards.
tfw the hapa himself considers me at the same level of hapase, what honor
NYA~ ARE SUPERIOR TO NA
>Your puny captcha will not stand for long if you keep pissing me off.
Starts spamming with the precise purpose of forcing mods to activate captcha.
Mods activate captcha.
Complains about captcha.
noice
>>1177
>Remember the superior moderation style of Hapase before and even after the First Impact: spending hours deleting botspam manually while the captcha was turned off, just to maintain the ability of the two or three users of the site to post without a captcha.
That's exactly what i was doing when you were spamming threads, with the asuka orgasm face, all over /b/ and the other boards.
tfw the hapa himself considers me at the same level of hapase, what honor
NYA~ ARE SUPERIOR TO NA
>>1176
>if you keep pissing me off
/pol/ was disabled due to a low quality posters, not because of any bitching. It'll go back to the overboard once everything calms down again. Try me. Give me the best you got.
>giant pain in the ass
echo ${arr[ $(( RANDOM % ${#arr[*]} )) ]}
Wow, that was difficult. And no, I didn't look it up in man pages or anything, this was all from memory. Stick to python next time, it suits you very nicely.
>>1177
>spending hours deleting botspam manually
Sorry I (and presumably nyanon and endo) don't have the free time to waste on cleaning up after you, hakase. And yes, I saw how it burnt out hakase and caused umarufag to start bitching about it, so I'm not looking for a repeat of that right now.
>>1179
I've thought about this for quite a while, and came to the conclusion that a simple captcha is less intrusive to the poster than them having to change up their phrasing multiple times before the system lets their post through. Not only that, most of the ideas in your autistic wall of text adds too much complexity to the code for the benefit it might give.
Word filters are historically used for censoring anything the administration disapproves of, so I don't want to establish that precedent. If the captcha goes away automatically after a certain amount of time, it would defeat the purpose of the captcha trigger (or at least why I thought it would be useful when I gave the idea to hakase), which is to deter/disable spammers until a moderator has come online. With regards to mail notifications, I'd have to configure a mail server over tor and somehow have the cgi send out a message over it. Not worth the time, much easier to just ping /Nano/stats and check for anomalous pph.
The difficulty setting is already something I'll be doing, and I'm looking forward to using you as my guinea pig for testing out more difficult captchas.
>if you keep pissing me off
/pol/ was disabled due to a low quality posters, not because of any bitching. It'll go back to the overboard once everything calms down again. Try me. Give me the best you got.
>giant pain in the ass
echo ${arr[ $(( RANDOM % ${#arr[*]} )) ]}
Wow, that was difficult. And no, I didn't look it up in man pages or anything, this was all from memory. Stick to python next time, it suits you very nicely.
>>1177
>spending hours deleting botspam manually
Sorry I (and presumably nyanon and endo) don't have the free time to waste on cleaning up after you, hakase. And yes, I saw how it burnt out hakase and caused umarufag to start bitching about it, so I'm not looking for a repeat of that right now.
>>1179
I've thought about this for quite a while, and came to the conclusion that a simple captcha is less intrusive to the poster than them having to change up their phrasing multiple times before the system lets their post through. Not only that, most of the ideas in your autistic wall of text adds too much complexity to the code for the benefit it might give.
Word filters are historically used for censoring anything the administration disapproves of, so I don't want to establish that precedent. If the captcha goes away automatically after a certain amount of time, it would defeat the purpose of the captcha trigger (or at least why I thought it would be useful when I gave the idea to hakase), which is to deter/disable spammers until a moderator has come online. With regards to mail notifications, I'd have to configure a mail server over tor and somehow have the cgi send out a message over it. Not worth the time, much easier to just ping /Nano/stats and check for anomalous pph.
The difficulty setting is already something I'll be doing, and I'm looking forward to using you as my guinea pig for testing out more difficult captchas.
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>>1181
>echo ${arr[ $(( RANDOM % ${#arr[*]} )) ]}
doesn't even work LOL
I tried putting $ in front of RANDOM and it still doesn't do anything.
contents of $arr[1], $arr[2] and $arr[3] are populated.
Epic fail cumskin. Take the pycock down your throat like a good boy.
>echo ${arr[ $(( RANDOM % ${#arr[*]} )) ]}
doesn't even work LOL
I tried putting $ in front of RANDOM and it still doesn't do anything.
contents of $arr[1], $arr[2] and $arr[3] are populated.
Epic fail cumskin. Take the pycock down your throat like a good boy.
>>1179
>difficulty setting for captcha
I like that idea. Very easy captcha until spam is detected then it's automatically made harder (this should be made automatic though).
If you would focus on Prevention, I would instead focus on the Cure: improve the mod tools to help delete spam more easily.
- regex selection of posts and threads, based on content (text, pic/hash, likeness to a pic), time of post etc
>>1181
>caused umarufag to start bitching about it
Somehow I don't remember bitching about spam. I do remember bitching about umaruhaters who were bitching about me for avatarfagging.
>difficulty setting for captcha
I like that idea. Very easy captcha until spam is detected then it's automatically made harder (this should be made automatic though).
If you would focus on Prevention, I would instead focus on the Cure: improve the mod tools to help delete spam more easily.
- regex selection of posts and threads, based on content (text, pic/hash, likeness to a pic), time of post etc
>>1181
>caused umarufag to start bitching about it
Somehow I don't remember bitching about spam. I do remember bitching about umaruhaters who were bitching about me for avatarfagging.
>>1183
My bad, arrays and $RANDOM are bashisms. Though I can't imagine actually scripting in a shell without most of the features bash provides, switched my default shell to bash on my openbsd machine a long time ago.
It's a lot less clean, but this works for ksh/dash:
list="item1
item2"
echo "$list" | sed -n $(( $(od -An -N4 -tu4 < /dev/urandom) % $(echo "$list" | wc -l) + 1 ))p
>Take the pycock down your throat like a good boy.
I was talking about you, but okay
>>1184
Yeah, on top of captchas (which I'll be honest, I'm not knowledgable enough to know what sort of transformations are best at deterring robots), I want to make a recent posts queue (or a catalog that ignores sages?) and range mod actions, just not too sure on the details of how it should be implemented. Your idea of filtering posts based on certain criteria is pretty good too, but if even slightly more thought is placed into the spam (like asuka's script above) the filters would need so many descriptors it'd actually be easier to just delete the spam by hand.
>I don't remember bitching about spam
It's not exactly bitching, but I remember hakase quoting your post mentioning how you'd need so many mods to stop the spam that compared to the amount of users it's just not worth the effort, and hakase agreed and took down the site. I can dig it up from an older db copy if you want it
My bad, arrays and $RANDOM are bashisms. Though I can't imagine actually scripting in a shell without most of the features bash provides, switched my default shell to bash on my openbsd machine a long time ago.
It's a lot less clean, but this works for ksh/dash:
list="item1
item2"
echo "$list" | sed -n $(( $(od -An -N4 -tu4 < /dev/urandom) % $(echo "$list" | wc -l) + 1 ))p
>Take the pycock down your throat like a good boy.
I was talking about you, but okay
>>1184
Yeah, on top of captchas (which I'll be honest, I'm not knowledgable enough to know what sort of transformations are best at deterring robots), I want to make a recent posts queue (or a catalog that ignores sages?) and range mod actions, just not too sure on the details of how it should be implemented. Your idea of filtering posts based on certain criteria is pretty good too, but if even slightly more thought is placed into the spam (like asuka's script above) the filters would need so many descriptors it'd actually be easier to just delete the spam by hand.
>I don't remember bitching about spam
It's not exactly bitching, but I remember hakase quoting your post mentioning how you'd need so many mods to stop the spam that compared to the amount of users it's just not worth the effort, and hakase agreed and took down the site. I can dig it up from an older db copy if you want it
>>1185
>I can dig it up from an older db copy if you want it
Please do so, because I don't remember it and now I'm curious, thanks.
>I can dig it up from an older db copy if you want it
Please do so, because I don't remember it and now I'm curious, thanks.
>>1186
Found it >>/meta/546
And rereading my post I sort of made you out to be the one mentioning the mods/users situation to hakase when it's the other way around, sorry about that.
Reading that thread is oddly nostalgic to me, I miss the times when I still respected hakase
Found it >>/meta/546
And rereading my post I sort of made you out to be the one mentioning the mods/users situation to hakase when it's the other way around, sorry about that.
Reading that thread is oddly nostalgic to me, I miss the times when I still respected hakase
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>>1189
>Reading that thread is oddly nostalgic to me
I feel only embarrassment for that quadruple-posting I did. Shame sage.
>Reading that thread is oddly nostalgic to me
I feel only embarrassment for that quadruple-posting I did. Shame sage.
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>>1185
>echo "$list" | sed -n $(( $(od -An -N4 -tu4 < /dev/urandom) % $(echo "$list" | wc -l) + 1 ))p
This works, mostly, but quite frequently gives the error "bad number".
Note that arrays as well as $RANDOM work in ksh. But your syntax was fucked somewhere, and it's much more effective to just use python. If you were in my place, you would be fiddling with your linenoise scripts and not getting things done(TM).
Just accept that the massive, bulging black pycock will be stuffed down your throat forcibly, ripping your windpipe apart as it thrusts towards your stomach. You can feel your air supply getting abruptly cut off as the pycock forms a seal against your mouth, stretching your lips wide apart. The owner of this particular pycock, a muscular black man wearing a Python t-shirt, grunts "Gud boi, gud litol cumskin" as he stuffs his cock deeper and deeper down your throat. You let out a little whimper as you realize how powerless you are, how your entire race has sold you out, how weak the Aryan race has become. The python man starts thrusting more violently as he nears orgasm, only giving you fleeting milliseconds to breathe in between thrusts. You feel the back of your throat being destroyed by his huge black cock, the results of millions of years of evolution and natural selection being flushed down the toilet. Your stomach heaves, violently attempting to expel its contents as you gag. But the python man's massive cock is blocking the vomit, forcing it to shoot out of your nose. You feel your sinuses burn away immediately when the warm stomach acid contacts them. Yet your eyes roll back and cross themselves, and you pay attention to the glorious muscular figure of the African man. You moan as your tiny, soy-crippled dick sprays clear, impotent ejaculate onto the floor. Seconds later, the pythonisto erupts in your mouth, flooding it with millions of the sperm of a mortal enemy of your race. Yet you continue to feel orgasmic pleasure in you as you are defiled, the sheer degeneracy of the act arousing your estrogen-inundated nervous system. The pycock owner pulls out of your mouth, leaving slimy strands, copious amounts of thick, white semen dripping onto your gynecomastic chest. You massage the Negroid semen onto your B-cup breasts, reveling in the fact that you will be forever tainted by his genetics. "Ontu da nex wan", says the African. He shoves you back into the tiny, cramped cage you are stored in when he is not using you, with only Soylent to drink and tofu to eat. The Negroid male looks around the room. In cages, there are various specimens of the beautiful, dying Aryan race entrapped under the oppressive finger of Python Man. You look on in aroused excitement as he selects a beautiful, snow-white, blonde-haired Aryan Swedish woman from one of the cages. Her breasts, those which were intended to feed White Aryan children, had grown to a firm E-cup size from her soy-based diet in the cages. Her hips were delectably curved, as was her waist and her buttocks. You salivate as you watch her, a perfect example of why the Aryan race was so beautiful- But no. You should not be thinking these things; after all, describing the Aryan race as beautiful is racist and evil. You erase the thought from your mind and continue to watch on, eyes wide as the negro's cock begins to swell forcefully again, bulging to an alarmingly wide girth in the middle. His eyes, shallowly set into a lightbulb-shaped head, are riveted on the woman's curves as he forcibly thrusts his cock into her. She screams in pain and struggles - his massive cock is physically ripping her insides apart, blood spraying everywhere as he continues to force himself into her. You remember your knowledge of anatomy from gender studies class - he must be ripping through her cervix, the barrier between her fertile, life-giving womb and her vagina. The pythoniso thrusts rapidly and forcefully, each thrust causing the Aryan goddess to scream in pain and pleasure. Tears stream down her face as a smile forms on her face. You feel your tiny micropenis engorge with blood at the sight of this Aryan woman being defiled by the strong, noble Negroid warrior. Eventually he explodes in her again, semen spurting from her vagina as it escapes the narrow confines. Seemingly sated, the Python Man begins wandering around the room, playing with various shiny objects in a cupboard. Eventually he settles on a viciously sharp axe left there by Lord Moshe Shekelstein yesterday. He begins whirling it around. Eventually, he hits a wooden desk and makes deep hooting noises of glee as he witnesses its destruction ravaged upon the pine wood table - a product of Aryan engineering reduced to splinters. He turns to the woman with an evil glint on his face. You feel a pang of fear as he raises the axe, but are frozen in shock and unable to do anything. You watch him bring the axe down in slow motion, motionless in your cuck cage as one of the last Aryan women in existence is rendered into a bloody, disembodied pulp. The negro laughs, a deep, booming sound. He lets all the other Aryans out of their cages. They scramble around, looking for an escape from the mad Python Man with the axe. Eyes wide in terror like those of a cornered rabbit, a 800-lb Aryan man desperately tries to slide across the floor. His movement is lubricated by a film of fecal matter which he has involuntarily expelled from his anus, making his movement surprisingly quick. But the Aryan man is no match for the African warrior. The axe splits open the Aryan's body, fat pouring out and sopping onto the floor. The African desecrates the body of the corpulent man, a foul odor filling the air as gallons of liquid fecal matter begin spraying out of his asshole and guts as the man sliced them apart.
A similar fate beholds the rest of the Aryans - one remaining female and two remaining males. Finally, you are the only one remaining. You begin to feel renewed dread as you come to terms with your fate. You are the last member of the Aryan race. The Aryan race is dead. The Python man looks you in the eyes, and gutturally speaks: "Python besst progremin langueg. Aryan man bad. Orange man bad. Shekelstene gud." He raises the axe. You raise your arm in defence of your vitals, but it is no good. You feel the axe cleave into your spine, savoring the last moments of feeling in your extremities. Again the axe comes down, and your guts spill out. Again. You see a kidney dangling on the end of a blood vessel, an ocean of blood pouring out of your body. Your vision fades away, your last memories being that of your mind-shattering orgasm at the feet of the Negroid conqueror. The death of the last Aryan female. Your own impending death. The eternal reign of the Negroid over the globe. And last of all, you remember the hapa man in the streets, somewhere "out there" - a vague place you only remember from your childhood before you were captured by the invading Negroid Warriors. You remember the hapa man heartlessly gunning down nearly a hundred Negroid warriors in a grotesque act of evil Hitlerite racism, and how he smugly proclaimed racial superiority over you. As your consciousness permanently fades, you never waver in your convictions: hapa man bad, negroid man good. Those are your dying thoughts.
--- GAME OVER ---
TRY AGAIN? [Y/N]
>echo "$list" | sed -n $(( $(od -An -N4 -tu4 < /dev/urandom) % $(echo "$list" | wc -l) + 1 ))p
This works, mostly, but quite frequently gives the error "bad number".
Note that arrays as well as $RANDOM work in ksh. But your syntax was fucked somewhere, and it's much more effective to just use python. If you were in my place, you would be fiddling with your linenoise scripts and not getting things done(TM).
Just accept that the massive, bulging black pycock will be stuffed down your throat forcibly, ripping your windpipe apart as it thrusts towards your stomach. You can feel your air supply getting abruptly cut off as the pycock forms a seal against your mouth, stretching your lips wide apart. The owner of this particular pycock, a muscular black man wearing a Python t-shirt, grunts "Gud boi, gud litol cumskin" as he stuffs his cock deeper and deeper down your throat. You let out a little whimper as you realize how powerless you are, how your entire race has sold you out, how weak the Aryan race has become. The python man starts thrusting more violently as he nears orgasm, only giving you fleeting milliseconds to breathe in between thrusts. You feel the back of your throat being destroyed by his huge black cock, the results of millions of years of evolution and natural selection being flushed down the toilet. Your stomach heaves, violently attempting to expel its contents as you gag. But the python man's massive cock is blocking the vomit, forcing it to shoot out of your nose. You feel your sinuses burn away immediately when the warm stomach acid contacts them. Yet your eyes roll back and cross themselves, and you pay attention to the glorious muscular figure of the African man. You moan as your tiny, soy-crippled dick sprays clear, impotent ejaculate onto the floor. Seconds later, the pythonisto erupts in your mouth, flooding it with millions of the sperm of a mortal enemy of your race. Yet you continue to feel orgasmic pleasure in you as you are defiled, the sheer degeneracy of the act arousing your estrogen-inundated nervous system. The pycock owner pulls out of your mouth, leaving slimy strands, copious amounts of thick, white semen dripping onto your gynecomastic chest. You massage the Negroid semen onto your B-cup breasts, reveling in the fact that you will be forever tainted by his genetics. "Ontu da nex wan", says the African. He shoves you back into the tiny, cramped cage you are stored in when he is not using you, with only Soylent to drink and tofu to eat. The Negroid male looks around the room. In cages, there are various specimens of the beautiful, dying Aryan race entrapped under the oppressive finger of Python Man. You look on in aroused excitement as he selects a beautiful, snow-white, blonde-haired Aryan Swedish woman from one of the cages. Her breasts, those which were intended to feed White Aryan children, had grown to a firm E-cup size from her soy-based diet in the cages. Her hips were delectably curved, as was her waist and her buttocks. You salivate as you watch her, a perfect example of why the Aryan race was so beautiful- But no. You should not be thinking these things; after all, describing the Aryan race as beautiful is racist and evil. You erase the thought from your mind and continue to watch on, eyes wide as the negro's cock begins to swell forcefully again, bulging to an alarmingly wide girth in the middle. His eyes, shallowly set into a lightbulb-shaped head, are riveted on the woman's curves as he forcibly thrusts his cock into her. She screams in pain and struggles - his massive cock is physically ripping her insides apart, blood spraying everywhere as he continues to force himself into her. You remember your knowledge of anatomy from gender studies class - he must be ripping through her cervix, the barrier between her fertile, life-giving womb and her vagina. The pythoniso thrusts rapidly and forcefully, each thrust causing the Aryan goddess to scream in pain and pleasure. Tears stream down her face as a smile forms on her face. You feel your tiny micropenis engorge with blood at the sight of this Aryan woman being defiled by the strong, noble Negroid warrior. Eventually he explodes in her again, semen spurting from her vagina as it escapes the narrow confines. Seemingly sated, the Python Man begins wandering around the room, playing with various shiny objects in a cupboard. Eventually he settles on a viciously sharp axe left there by Lord Moshe Shekelstein yesterday. He begins whirling it around. Eventually, he hits a wooden desk and makes deep hooting noises of glee as he witnesses its destruction ravaged upon the pine wood table - a product of Aryan engineering reduced to splinters. He turns to the woman with an evil glint on his face. You feel a pang of fear as he raises the axe, but are frozen in shock and unable to do anything. You watch him bring the axe down in slow motion, motionless in your cuck cage as one of the last Aryan women in existence is rendered into a bloody, disembodied pulp. The negro laughs, a deep, booming sound. He lets all the other Aryans out of their cages. They scramble around, looking for an escape from the mad Python Man with the axe. Eyes wide in terror like those of a cornered rabbit, a 800-lb Aryan man desperately tries to slide across the floor. His movement is lubricated by a film of fecal matter which he has involuntarily expelled from his anus, making his movement surprisingly quick. But the Aryan man is no match for the African warrior. The axe splits open the Aryan's body, fat pouring out and sopping onto the floor. The African desecrates the body of the corpulent man, a foul odor filling the air as gallons of liquid fecal matter begin spraying out of his asshole and guts as the man sliced them apart.
A similar fate beholds the rest of the Aryans - one remaining female and two remaining males. Finally, you are the only one remaining. You begin to feel renewed dread as you come to terms with your fate. You are the last member of the Aryan race. The Aryan race is dead. The Python man looks you in the eyes, and gutturally speaks: "Python besst progremin langueg. Aryan man bad. Orange man bad. Shekelstene gud." He raises the axe. You raise your arm in defence of your vitals, but it is no good. You feel the axe cleave into your spine, savoring the last moments of feeling in your extremities. Again the axe comes down, and your guts spill out. Again. You see a kidney dangling on the end of a blood vessel, an ocean of blood pouring out of your body. Your vision fades away, your last memories being that of your mind-shattering orgasm at the feet of the Negroid conqueror. The death of the last Aryan female. Your own impending death. The eternal reign of the Negroid over the globe. And last of all, you remember the hapa man in the streets, somewhere "out there" - a vague place you only remember from your childhood before you were captured by the invading Negroid Warriors. You remember the hapa man heartlessly gunning down nearly a hundred Negroid warriors in a grotesque act of evil Hitlerite racism, and how he smugly proclaimed racial superiority over you. As your consciousness permanently fades, you never waver in your convictions: hapa man bad, negroid man good. Those are your dying thoughts.
--- GAME OVER ---
TRY AGAIN? [Y/N]
>>1192
>but quite frequently gives the error "bad number"
That's weird. Werks on my machine with around 1000 iterations. If I had to guess it's probably your implementation of `od` or `wc` returning non-integer values for some reason. maybe an additional -v argument for od will fix the problem.
>it's much more effective to just use python
I agree, for most people it's much better to use other scripting languages (though I prefer lua over pajeethon), but I like how easy bash is for general automation, file and string manipulation so I've gotten to the point where I can whip them out fairly quickly.
And not sure what all that below your post is all about, but I think it's time to dispell the notion that I like python. I don't, though it seems like you do prefer the BPC yourself, considering the length and girth of your fanfic here.
>but quite frequently gives the error "bad number"
That's weird. Werks on my machine with around 1000 iterations. If I had to guess it's probably your implementation of `od` or `wc` returning non-integer values for some reason. maybe an additional -v argument for od will fix the problem.
>it's much more effective to just use python
I agree, for most people it's much better to use other scripting languages (though I prefer lua over pajeethon), but I like how easy bash is for general automation, file and string manipulation so I've gotten to the point where I can whip them out fairly quickly.
And not sure what all that below your post is all about, but I think it's time to dispell the notion that I like python. I don't, though it seems like you do prefer the BPC yourself, considering the length and girth of your fanfic here.
>cope2
hes a fed. and graffiti is degenerate trash. "muh name". Fucking cringe.
hes a fed. and graffiti is degenerate trash. "muh name". Fucking cringe.
>>1160
That's some serious autism. Imagine writing a script to fuck with an underwater basket-weaving forum.
That's some serious autism. Imagine writing a script to fuck with an underwater basket-weaving forum.
>>1160
i knew /pol/niggers was just markoff chains but lol. add ">oy vey i've been found out!"
i knew /pol/niggers was just markoff chains but lol. add ">oy vey i've been found out!"
>>1181
>Wow, that was difficult. And no, I didn't look it up in man pages or anything, this was all from memory. Stick to python next time, it suits you very nicely.
imagine a bash skiddo thinking he's superior to pythong kiddies
>Wow, that was difficult. And no, I didn't look it up in man pages or anything, this was all from memory. Stick to python next time, it suits you very nicely.
imagine a bash skiddo thinking he's superior to pythong kiddies
>>1576
nanochan is not a bunker faggot, it's its own imageboard with its own glorious culture
HAIL HAPASE
nanochan is not a bunker faggot, it's its own imageboard with its own glorious culture
HAIL HAPASE
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>>1586
>nanochan is not a bunker
That's so true. In fact it even used to have its own bunker, if you can believe it, before hakase fucked it up.
>nanochan is not a bunker
That's so true. In fact it even used to have its own bunker, if you can believe it, before hakase fucked it up.
>>1569
Where did you get from my post that I can only write bash?
Where did you get from my post that I can only write bash?
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>>1591
nowhere
nowhere
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