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Android Waifus are Technology Nanonymous No.4398 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>8533
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/g/ help me build my own cute android waifu.

Prerequisites:
>Loyal
>Some basic talking
>Feminine
>Open-source
>Open-Hardware
>Upgradable

Questions:
>What OS does she run?
>What processor does she have?
>How to deal with overheating/heat dissipation?
>How to manifacture her in general?
>What material to use for the hair?
>What material to use for the skin?
>How do you self lubricate and clean her vagene/mouth?

Android waifus are the future, Dorothy is best girl.

Nanonymous No.4400 [D] >>4451

>What OS does she run?
Make your own and put it on a FPGA for faster syscalls and scheduling.
>What processor?
Arm or any other hardware with minimal security vulnerabilities.
>Heating?
I can't think of anything better than sweating.
>Lubrication and cleaning?
Have glands that synthesize lubricants using water and other materials that she consumes, And have her secrete small amounts of alcohol in her mouth to keep it sterile.

Nanonymous No.4451 [D][U][F]
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>>4400
Noice dubs.
So WaifuOS on an FPGA got that.
>sweating
That seems really hard to implement, i was thinking she could breath fresh air and literally fart hot air, she would also be programmed to be really embarassed and self councious of this feature of course.
>And have her secrete small amounts of alcohol in her mouth to keep it sterile.
Wouldn't the alchol hurt my pp?

Nanonymous No.4468 [D] >>4478

> i was thinking she could breath fresh air and literally fart hot air
So if she would sit down, she could catch a fire?

Nanonymous No.4478 [D][U][F] >>4484
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>>4468
Then would it be possible to do all cooling just with respiration? First she inhale cold air, then use it to cool the system and exhale hot air.

Nanonymous No.4484 [D][U][F] >>4490
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>>4478
That depends on the amount of power she consumes and heat she can tolerate. If she can't handle that much heat and generates around 100 watts, she'll end up panting like a dog.

Nanonymous No.4490 [D]

>>4484
>panting like a dog
that'd be hot though.
Don't forget you can just spread the heat around her body to warm it up. Use an oil cooling circuit.

Nanonymous No.4492 [D] >>4494

Sorry for linking pigchan, but there's a decent board for that.
http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/robowaifu/

Nanonymous No.4494 [D][U][F]
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>>4492
Thanks for the resourse nanon didn't knew about it.

:( Nanonymous No.4652 [D]

tfw no qt robot gf

Nanonymous No.6266 [D][U][F] >>9164
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tfw still no robot gf and /robowaifu/ is down
bump

Nanonymous No.6300 [D]
>tfw disney of all things reveals something helpful
https://invidio.us/watch?v=Z1jgaEO9aRs

Nanonymous No.7566 [D] >>9164
Leaving this here.
https://julay.world/robowaifu/

Nanonymous No.8422 [D]
only if she's using a 14+++++nm node.

Nanonymous No.8533 [D]
>>4398
Android waifu must be able to get pregnant!

Nanonymous No.9164 [D]
>>7566
Actually since this brasilian nocode monkey l*nx (the true culprit behind heighchongs downfall!) doesn't know shit, every board around his backend shits itself every few minutes even with zero to none load. Julay may seem like a nice place, but redditors got the hang of it already unfortunately.

>>6266 (OP)
The main things to worry about when building your own personal loving ~meat~robohole should be the following (in no particular order):
0. save loads of money, that shit will cost ya;
1. get a silicon "real-feel" doll for that feel and actually good looking exterior (high grade medical silicon used in those dolls won't melt even when exposed to 90'C degrees);
2. build an exoskeleton-like figure with servos and such (look into prosthetic limbs, that should do for arms and legs) [never go for chink dc motor modules they are shit, clunky and overheating];
3. main torso should be kept empty as much as possible - to store energy inside (preferably Li-Fe accumulators for their high current output), accommodate some dc-dc step-up modules inside (you can also place a liquid/food storage here to pretend that she eats your crap);
4. torso should act as a huge radiator by itself, titanium or aluminum case acts as a giant heatsink;
5. main processor cannot fit inside her brain, so some expensive fpga board with highly optimized pre-done neural network (can you get your hands on pre-feminized microsoft TAI?) algorithm should act as a main computing unit (still most of interaction with outside world has to be computed on a separate server farm);
6. face motor actuators are expensive and not easy to pull off, forget about that shit, unless for mundane "opening mouth" and "pulling off a smile" things;
7. now for the most fun part: sensors - use simple resistive/capacitive touch sensors hidden inside her silicon body (look into the ease of use Atmel QTouch), all of 'em must be divided into 3 groups - erogenous, "dont touch", and normal zones (checking whether it inflicts pain or not is quite easy == high force with low timing pinches).

Well, that should clear some things up. Some of the mentioned things can be distributed and made as an open-source software/hardware project (which i doubt nevertheless, because open-hardware community still can't put out a decent open-software/-hardware oscilloscope). Beware of radical feminists, hide in your basements and do not talk to feds though! (Someone please post a picture of a 2050s ideal robowaifu being mercilessly killed before the eyes of her former owner.)