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The Church of Hapase Nanonymous No.11574 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>12723
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Welcome Nanonymous to the church of Hapase, this is a place of worship so we encourage you to be respectful during your visit.
We are the disciples of Hapase, the original creator of nanochan and goddess digitally incarnated on the darknet, the history of the church of Hapase has deeper roots that will not be revealed to the public yet.

You may use this thread to talk to the goddess Hapase, pray for the future of Nanochan and confess your sins like shitposting and trolling, note that there are no guaranties that you will be forgiven.

If you wish to join the church of Hapase, you need to complete the initiation, the initiation consists in fapping onto a printed version of the attached pic and then posting photographic evidence with timestamp, after the initiation ritual you may feel weak and have hallucinations, this is normal and it means you are now blessed with the Hapase, once you are blessed by the Hapase you can't go back anymore so before joining the church of Hapase you should be sure of it.

May the Hapase be with you.

Nanonymous No.11577 [D][U][F]
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The Church of Symbioticism salutes The Church of Hapase and sends a gift to the titular goddess. May she wear it proudly and peacefully.


Nanonymous No.11595 [D]

Join if you wanna catch the hapase autism.

Nanonymous No.11597 [D] >>11624

>Flag of Mexico in the background
¿Hapasé?

Nanonymous No.11623 [D]

Post nudes

Nanonymous No.11624 [D] >>11627

>>11597
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanrahan
It doesn't match any flag of mexico or italy its obviously ireland you dimwit get your eyes checked

Nanonymous No.11627 [D] >>11629

>>11624
She's part potato and I'm full potato apparently. Good enough reason to join.

Nanonymous No.11629 [D] >>11630

>>11627
Only hapas can join, dipshit. Cumskins need to rot in the ground for the natural order of the world to be restored.

Nanonymous No.11630 [D] >>11632

>>11629
false, the rules to join are well stated in the OP

Nanonymous No.11632 [D] >>11640

>>11630
OP implies that one must be blessed by Hapase in order to join. It is well known that Hapase is a hapa supremacist and definitely won't bless any cumskins or other non-hapas.

Nanonymous No.11639 [D][U][F] >>11641 >>11645
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I spent 15 minutes tracing the image

Nanonymous No.11640 [D][U][F] >>11642
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>>11632
>one must be blessed by Hapase in order to join.
>definitely won't bless any cumskins or other non-hapas.
You won't suffer this discrimination from the Umaru. Word, it shines its Light equally upon yall niggas.


Nanonymous No.11641 [D][U][F] >>11645 >>17200
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>>11639
and 5 minutes cumming on it.
I am now the first inititated member of the Church of Hapase.
All must bow down before me.

Nanonymous No.11642 [D][U][F] >>11643
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>>11640
>xdddd muh shitty larp religion is diverse and inclusive
whats your poomaru church even called anyway?
don't bother answering that, I don't care :D

Nanonymous No.11643 [D][U][F] >>11651
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>>11642
>whats your poomaru church even called anyway?
<pretends not to know already
Lying is a Jewish trait.


Nanonymous No.11645 [D] >>11647

>>11639
>>11641
Absolute legend.
Do you feel the Hapase inside you?

Nanonymous No.11647 [D][U][F]
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>>11645
No, but I can feel myself inside the Hapase ;3

Nanonymous No.11649 [D][U][F] >>11650
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Literally why is hapase still relevant and why are people still posting about her weeks after she disappeared permanently from nanochan? Did her gaggle of beta orbiters really transfer itself over here? Fuck that shit. We need to purge hapas, hapa supporters and hapase worshippers from the board.
I declare jihad against the allies of Hapase!

Nanonymous No.11650 [D][U][F] >>11653
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>>11649
Hapase will always remain the goddess of nano.
>I declare jihad against the allies of Hapase!
We the sacred order of knights of the church of Hapase will respond to this offense with a full fledged crusade against the invaders! Knights put your banners up!

Nanonymous No.11651 [D][U][F]
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>>11643
>Lying is a Jewish trait.
said the anglo

Nanonymous No.11653 [D][U][F]
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>>11650


Nanonymous No.12704 [D] >>12705 >>12707

Today i dreamt of Hapase, i shall report my dream here for the other fellow Hapase enthusiasts to enjoy.
The dream starts in an apartment room that is unfamiliar to my wake self but was familiar to my dream self interestingly, at a certain point Hapase comes into my apartment but she is crying and looks in pain, it seems like she has some kind of chronic back pain that doctors can't solve, she then tells me to hug her from behind while we are sitting on the bed, i do as she ask, after i hugged her she leans on my shoulder and stops crying she says that the pain has stopped and to not let go, we stay hugged for a long time and then i wake up.
Thanks Hapase for the very comfy dream, made me start the day with a smile.

So how many times did you dream of Hapase nanons? This was my second time, but i don't remember the first. Write up your Hapase dreams.

Nanonymous No.12705 [D]

>>12704
dude you might have a synovial cyst. i had the exact same dream a year before i found out about mine, t. now wheelchair bound. get checked ay

Nanonymous No.12707 [D][U][F]
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>>12704
Strange, I had a dream of hapase two or three nights ago. I dreamt that she was cooking Japanese curry for me to eat. The next day I went to the shop and bought a packet of japanese curry just to replicate that feeling.
>tfw no qt hapa gf

Nanonymous No.12714 [D] >>12715

I don't dream about her, but I do have occasional thought experiments about her being the mastermind of a secret Internet tranny army called "the shotgun squad".

Nanonymous No.12715 [D][U][F]
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>>12714
How could such a wholesome girl consort with such degenerates?

Nanonymous No.12720 [D][U][F] >>12722
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>How
She was hanging out on r9k and wandered onto their discord server after Seeing all the trap spam. The traps like her because she looks like a living anime girl character, which they all want to be. The traps do tricks for her in exchange for anime girl attention.

Nanonymous No.12722 [D] >>12881

>>12720
>unsourced statement #12720
broof reguired

Nanonymous No.12723 [D]

>>11574
Tell me the history of this place

Nanonymous No.12808 [D]

Is hapase still doin that urine sample thing. that was fuckin gud.

Nanonymous No.12809 [D]

Fuck hapase. She's half-kike, half-jap. If she wasn't she would ban post, amirite?

Nanonymous No.12881 [D][U][F]
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>>12722
She was on the board targeted by them.

Nanonymous No.12882 [D][U][F]
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HAPASE IS SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Nanonymous No.13058 [D]
=HAPASE IS SUPERIOR TO HAPAS=

Nanonymous No.13943 [D]
What do you think hapase is doing right now?
bump

Nanonymous No.13956 [D]
Maybe she studies oriental martial arts.

Nanonymous No.13957 [D]
hapase is right behind you right now

Nanonymous No.13964 [D]
HAIL OUR BEAUTIFUL QUEEN

Nanonymous No.16914 [D][U][F] >>16915
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You all need yo make one sacrifice to Hapase.
What do you sacrifice?

Nanonymous No.16915 [D] >>16935
>>16914
sakamoto no atama

Nanonymous No.16935 [D][U][F]
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>>16915
The goddess refuses the sacrifice.
Sakamoto belongs in the trash not in the goddess divine possessions.

Now hapase is angry you better give her something nice.

Nanonymous No.16936 [D][U][F]
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I hereby officially sacrifice to the Divine Empress of Nanochan: La Tortuga

Nanonymous No.17193 [D][U][F]
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>>17190
936, you forgot to subtract one

Nanonymous No.17200 [D] >>17202
>>11641
How can she be this cute? I also love her! I wanna make her to get pregnant like you did!

Nanonymous No.17202 [D]
>>17200
As she's half-Japanese, she's so cute!

Nanonymous No.17604 [D][U][F] >>17633
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hapa looks like anime characters!
i love anime!
i love hapas!

glory to the hapa race!
glory to the hapase reich!

Nanonymous No.17633 [D] >>17660
>>17604
She looks like my sister. I always wanted to make my sister my bride.

Nanonymous No.17660 [D]
>>17633
That means you are a hapa.

Nanonymous No.18098 [D] >>18103
>>18097
She be married now. Her appeal to incels is zero. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh.

Nanonymous No.18103 [D]
>>18098
What is the Hapase timeline. There's the obvious when she was posting on 4/8chan, but it seems that she married a navy guy, but then went lezbo with some blonde tranny?