Welcome Nanonymous to the church of Hapase, this is a place of worship so we encourage you to be respectful during your visit.
We are the disciples of Hapase, the original creator of nanochan and goddess digitally incarnated on the darknet, the history of the church of Hapase has deeper roots that will not be revealed to the public yet.
You may use this thread to talk to the goddess Hapase, pray for the future of Nanochan and confess your sins like shitposting and trolling, note that there are no guaranties that you will be forgiven.
If you wish to join the church of Hapase, you need to complete the initiation, the initiation consists in fapping onto a printed version of the attached pic and then posting photographic evidence with timestamp, after the initiation ritual you may feel weak and have hallucinations, this is normal and it means you are now blessed with the Hapase, once you are blessed by the Hapase you can't go back anymore so before joining the church of Hapase you should be sure of it.
>>11630 OP implies that one must be blessed by Hapase in order to join. It is well known that Hapase is a hapa supremacist and definitely won't bless any cumskins or other non-hapas.
>>11632 >one must be blessed by Hapase in order to join.
>definitely won't bless any cumskins or other non-hapas.
You won't suffer this discrimination from the Umaru. Word, it shines its Light equally upon yall niggas.
>>11640 >xdddd muh shitty larp religion is diverse and inclusive
whats your poomaru church even called anyway?
don't bother answering that, I don't care :D
Literally why is hapase still relevant and why are people still posting about her weeks after she disappeared permanently from nanochan? Did her gaggle of beta orbiters really transfer itself over here? Fuck that shit. We need to purge hapas, hapa supporters and hapase worshippers from the board.
I declare jihad against the allies of Hapase!
>>11649 Hapase will always remain the goddess of nano.
>I declare jihad against the allies of Hapase!
We the sacred order of knights of the church of Hapase will respond to this offense with a full fledged crusade against the invaders! Knights put your banners up!
Today i dreamt of Hapase, i shall report my dream here for the other fellow Hapase enthusiasts to enjoy.
The dream starts in an apartment room that is unfamiliar to my wake self but was familiar to my dream self interestingly, at a certain point Hapase comes into my apartment but she is crying and looks in pain, it seems like she has some kind of chronic back pain that doctors can't solve, she then tells me to hug her from behind while we are sitting on the bed, i do as she ask, after i hugged her she leans on my shoulder and stops crying she says that the pain has stopped and to not let go, we stay hugged for a long time and then i wake up.
Thanks Hapase for the very comfy dream, made me start the day with a smile.
So how many times did you dream of Hapase nanons? This was my second time, but i don't remember the first. Write up your Hapase dreams.
>>12704 Strange, I had a dream of hapase two or three nights ago. I dreamt that she was cooking Japanese curry for me to eat. The next day I went to the shop and bought a packet of japanese curry just to replicate that feeling.
>tfw no qt hapa gf
I don't dream about her, but I do have occasional thought experiments about her being the mastermind of a secret Internet tranny army called "the shotgun squad".
>How
She was hanging out on r9k and wandered onto their discord server after Seeing all the trap spam. The traps like her because she looks like a living anime girl character, which they all want to be. The traps do tricks for her in exchange for anime girl attention.
>>18097 She be married now. Her appeal to incels is zero. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh. You lost this one bruh.
>>18098 What is the Hapase timeline. There's the obvious when she was posting on 4/8chan, but it seems that she married a navy guy, but then went lezbo with some blonde tranny?
Welcome Nanonymous to the church of Hapase, this is a place of worship so we encourage you to be respectful during your visit.
We are the disciples of Hapase, the original creator of nanochan and goddess digitally incarnated on the darknet, the history of the church of Hapase has deeper roots that will not be revealed to the public yet.
You may use this thread to talk to the goddess Hapase, pray for the future of Nanochan and confess your sins like shitposting and trolling, note that there are no guaranties that you will be forgiven.
If you wish to join the church of Hapase, you need to complete the initiation, the initiation consists in fapping onto a printed version of the attached pic and then posting photographic evidence with timestamp, after the initiation ritual you may feel weak and have hallucinations, this is normal and it means you are now blessed with the Hapase, once you are blessed by the Hapase you can't go back anymore so before joining the church of Hapase you should be sure of it.
May the Hapase be with you.