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I am going to distroy Nanochan Nanonymous No.2233 [D][S][L][A][C] >>2251 >>2275

If Hakase the administrator, does not make me an admin, I will post links to Nanochan all over 4chan and flood it with 4chan users. This is a serious thread.
Hakase, seriously consider whether you want that to happen.
My email address is NanochanAdmin@cock.li. Email with my login credentials within 24 hours.

Nanonymous No.2234 [D] >>2235 >>2285 >>2294

tbh the admin is not really a dude you wanna mess with he's blackhat

Nanonymous No.2235 [D]

>>2234
>niggerhat admin
yeah yeah
I am warning you, I will DESTROY nanochan unless hakase gives me admin status.
I will link this board everywhere on 4chan and reddit and leftypol, and on pedo sites too. It will be flooded with 4chan users, redditors, leftists and child porn spam. Nanochan will not survive unless I become the administrator.

Nanonymous No.2236 [D] >>2239

Eh, go ahead. Cuckchan retards will post for a few days, then leave once they realise all of the features a non-JS board is missing. Their little brains can't handle anything low PPH, let alone low PPH coupled with no inline image expansion, click to reply, (You)'s, etc. The featureless nature of this board is only thing truly keeping away the normalfags in the long run, and I quite like that prospect.

Nanonymous No.2237 [D][U][F]
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Is JIDF active here does Admin give into pathetic threats?

Nanonymous No.2238 [D]

I'd rather cuckchan retards than compromised janitors to be honest

Nanonymous No.2239 [D]

>>2236
this

Nanonymous No.2240 [D][U][F] >>2242
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sure you will, op

Nanonymous No.2242 [D] >>2247

>>2240
>guy in pic is a britcuck
oi m8 where's ya compyutah loicense?

Nanonymous No.2247 [D][U][F] >>5977
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>>2242
I got your license right here, you Fascist Nazi!

Nanonymous No.2249 [D]

If hakase makes this nigger an admin then I will spread this site everywhere the nigger was going to.

Nanonymous No.2251 [D]

>>2233
>t. hakase

>NanochanAdmin@cock.li
Admittedly that's a better address than the 12389123N@memeware.net one, though.

Nanonymous No.2253 [D] >>2254

21 hours left. Make your decusion quickly Hakase.
I am completely serious with this threat. I have the capability to seriously mess this board up.

Nanonymous No.2254 [D] >>2338

>>2253
I heard hakase once killed 3 raging homosexuals with a pencil sharpener. Imagine what he's going to do to you.
>I have the capability to seriously mess this board up.
By bringing in more traffic? Thank you very much actually. It was about time.


Nanonymous No.2255 [D]

Also
>distroy
Git out of here niggi.


Nanonymous No.2270 [D]

>2233
>cuckchanners
>using tor
yeah okay kid

Nanonymous No.2275 [D]

>>2233
>Atrocious spelling and grammar
You need to become an administrator of a copy of Strunk and White's Elements of Style. Is English even your first language?

Nanonymous No.2280 [D]

7 hours left, Hakase!
Do you want your board to be flooded with cuckchan or not?

Nanonymous No.2283 [D]

cuckchanner here, how do I install tor?

Nanonymous No.2284 [D]

Lol pussy

Nanonymous No.2285 [D]

>>2234
>bl*ckh*t
meme title for a meme site

Nanonymous No.2294 [D] >>5887

>>2234
>tbh the admin is not really a dude
Is he a cute little girl?

Nanonymous No.2299 [D]

Pathetic tbh

Nanonymous No.2303 [D] >>2305 >>2306

2 hours LEFT! Make your choice NOW!

Nanonymous No.2305 [D]

>>2303
You're not funny

Nanonymous No.2306 [D][U][F]
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>>2303

Nanonymous No.2309 [D] >>2311 >>2322

24 hours have passed. I am typing the thread into 4chan right now.

Nanonymous No.2311 [D] >>2313 >>2322 >>2323

>>2309
Thread made
https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/68588164
Enjoy the flood of 4-spam, HAKASE. Ever y hour which you don't give me admin status is another thread on 4chan.

Nanonymous No.2313 [D] >>2319

>>2311
>makes a thread on cuck/g/
>gets only 1 reply
Top kek. As I said, this retard doesn't know how to "distroy nanochan" because it's just too resistant to normalfags.

Nanonymous No.2319 [D]

what a nigger

>>2313
nanochan comfy status confirmed

Nanonymous No.2322 [D][U][F]
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>>2309
>>2311
That's it? One thread and you give up? Pathetic "raid". You should keep trying and you'll be a good lolcow.
Fail/10

Nanonymous No.2323 [D][U][F] >>2326
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>>2311
>Enjoy the flood of 4-spam
<nobody came
And here I was, hoping for fresh meat in my Symbioticism church.


Nanonymous No.2324 [D] >>2326

I'm trembling

Nanonymous No.2326 [D] >>2327

>>2323
>Symbioticism
what's that, some sort of gay-ass new age religion you made up?
>>2324
His spam raid is already over. Result? One post made on cuckchan with one reply. Zero spams made on nanochan.
Fail/10

Nanonymous No.2327 [D][U][F] >>2328
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>>2326
>what's that, some sort of gay-ass new age religion you made up?
It's not anything "gay-ass" you filthy butthomosexual. It's about promoting the idea that men and women are symbiotic. It fixes the problems caused by feminists, Jews and MGTOWs like a miracle cure!


Nanonymous No.2328 [D] >>2329

>>2327
Elaborate.

The Church of Symbioticism Nanonymous No.2329 [D][U][F] >>2330
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>>2328

Men and women are not equal. They are unequal because they are different. They are different because they are complementary. Women and men have evolved to complete each other in everything, from the shape of their genitals to the personality of their minds. For brevity, TCOS considers faggots, dykes and genderbenders to be freaks of nature and as such this post does not address them.

The Church of Symbioticism believes that not only are the two genders complementary, but also that they are symbiotic. Societies which devalue the symbiotic relationship between men and women are doomed to collapse sooner than later. Healthy societies will prevent competition between men and women by way of strict gender roles. Healthy societies will enforce symbiotic behavior between men and women: men are to protect women physically (accidents, natural disasters, war, etc) and women are to protect men psychologically (demotivation, depression, suicide, etc).

TCOS is saddened by the current state of western societies, in which feminism and "women's liberation" has upset the symbiotic relationship between men and women. TCOS is saddened by the destructive Jewish influence in western societies which fosters distrust between men and women. TCOS condemns feminism, misogyny, misandry, anime, jews, the normalization of gender-related mental illnesses, and anything else that is misaligned with the utopian goals of Symbioticism.

Nanonymous No.2330 [D] >>2332

>>2329
Sounds like a version of /pol/ which you rebranded to sound speshul.

Nanonymous No.2332 [D][U][F] >>2335
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>>2330
8ch/pol deleted my thread and temp banned me because it was "off-topic". Maybe it was even hakase who dunnit.

I admit TCOS is in line with traditionalism (gender roles) sort of but it's not a rebranding of any kind tbhfam!

By the way I tried mailing NanochanAdmin@cock.li and apparently the address is invalid! Looks like it got shoah'd. Either that or we be posting in a troll thread.
>This is a serious thread.


Nanonymous No.2335 [D]

>>2332
>Maybe it was even hakase who dunnit
wait, is hakase a mod on 8/pol/?
>we be posting in a troll thread
The guy made a half-ass attempt at following through but it was most likely indeed a troll thread.

Nanonymous No.2337 [D]

You were probably banned for Korean girl in a carebear hoodie spam. Happens to all of us, fren.
I'd make a hapa mongrel with that Qt, tbh.

Nanonymous No.2338 [D][U][F] >>2340
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>>2254
How does one kill with a pencil sharpener?

Nanonymous No.2340 [D]

>>2338
Only hakase knows! He has many fabulous stories but is too modest to share. Did you know that before he mastered computers he used to hunt grizzlies barehanded, just for fun? He was a lumberjack back then. They say he never needed any tools to chop down a tree. His facial hair was as thick as a shrubbery and heavy with le win.


Nanonymous No.2341 [D]

>be cuckchanner
>wow le obscure deep weeb board
>wtf where are my soy features
>OMG how the fuck do you goys use this?, I can't soyface like this, this board sucks fuck u all
>leaves

Nanonymous No.2344 [D]

WHERE'S THE WWYD AND CUCK THREADS?

Nanonymous No.2345 [D]

OP, did you read nano/pol/ shortly before making this thread? (I know you did). Anyhow, when I posted a reply referring to the negative impact of advertising on cancer platforms, I wasn't worried about this particular imageboard.

tl;dr The other anons are right. A non-JS board requiring TOR won't satisfy plebs and will never get a ton of traffic - and that's a good thing.



Nanonymous No.2346 [D]

Do it fagget. Better yet, post Nanochan on 9gag. If this board is worthwhile it'll survive any norman shitstorm.

Nanonymous No.2540 [D]

You could kill someone with a piece of paper if you tried. Everything can murder a human if you brainstorm a little.

Nanonymous No.2541 [D]

You could kill someone with a piece of paper if you tried. Everything can murder a human if you brainstorm a little.

Nanonymous No.5887 [D][U][F] >>5889
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>>2294
>Is she a cute little girl?
<he has no idea how right he was

Nanonymous No.5889 [D][U][F]
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>>5887
>messing up the sage
>necrobumping

gesa aesg No.5892 [D][U][F] >>5897
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This is as messed up as I could make it

the first erisfag No.5893 [D] >>5897

4chan: home of the phrase "NYPA"
Grow up, kid.

Nanonymous No.5897 [D] >>5898 >>5907

>>5892
Who is that and is it a trap
>>5893
I think if OP had a brain he would just obnoxiously spam to provoke a counter-attack. Not sure if 4chan allows that anymore though, they may ban "harassment of other sites" or whatever reddit crap.

Nanonymous No.5898 [D][U][F] >>5899
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>>5897
No trap, pure female french beauty

Nanonymous No.5899 [D][U][F] >>5902
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>>5898
Is she larping as Nyu or someone? Either way he/she/it is a nasty whore wearing too much makeup, fake eyelashes and fake contacts. Absolutely degenerate.

Nanonymous No.5902 [D][U][F] >>5905
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>>5899
To be honest, I don't know, she is just some random girl I found on twitter

Nanonymous No.5905 [D][U][F]
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>>5902
Yeah, pretty sure she's low-effort cosplaying as Nyu. Lazy bitches just use filters instead of buying costumes.

Nanonymous No.5907 [D]

>>5897
>Not sure if 4chan allows that anymore though, they may ban "harassment of other sites" or whatever reddit crap.
back in ~2014 or something, i incited a tumblr raid. got banned on /pol/ for it after getting a little bit of attention.
they've been anti-/i/nvasion for a long time, and especially since gamergate bullshit they will have no care for that drama.
even so, 4chan can easily handle most raids that aren't self-inflicted by their users. especially a single-person raid. false flagging doesn't work well on that site.

Nanonymous No.5977 [D]

>>2247
GTFO