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Nanonymous No.2290 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>2291 >>2300 >>2333
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I want to capture Star, tie her to the radiator and proceed to lick her from her feet to her face. *PERO* *PERO* *PERO* Maybe if she doesen't resist I will lick her body without tying her up. After all I am a gentleman who does not wish to harm m'lady.

Nanonymous No.2291 [D] >>2292
>>2290
>lick her from her feet to her face.
Ooof.

Nanonymous No.2292 [D] >>2293
>>2291
What's wrong? I bet her whole body tastes good. It would be rude not to lick her feet and suckle on her ripe toes. Poor gal would think that her feet are ugly if I didn't do that

Nanonymous No.2293 [D] >>2295
>>2292
You think I ooofed against but I ooofed in favor. We share. You lick one foot I lick her other foot.

Nanonymous No.2294 [D]
Sure would be nice if Star showed us her feet.

Nanonymous No.2295 [D][U][F] >>2296
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>>2293
No Star is mine! I confessed to her first

Nanonymous No.2296 [D]
>>2295
No, me! One foot not enough for you?

Nanonymous No.2297 [D][U][F] >>2298 >>2299 >>2300
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That brings up the question if you see people as food and you want to eat them instead of loving them, no?
Remember - cannibalism is not accepted in our society.

Nanonymous No.2298 [D] >>2300 >>2306
>>2297
Stop teasing and deliver what we desire.

Nanonymous No.2299 [D][U][F] >>2306
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>>2297
Licking is not cannibalism. It's not like you are going to melt if I clean your sweaty armpits with my tongue.

sage No.2300 [D][U][F] >>2301 >>2303 >>2306
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Everyone be faggots. Starfag is obviously a man. There are no girls on the internet, let alone on Tor.

>>2290
>footfag
No one should trust foot fags. They are probably perverts or pedos, somethin'

>>2297
So star---- Don't you feel vulnerable here amid all these pervo-sexuals?
>cannibalism is not accepted in our society.
Give it sometime. We are slowly becoming Africa all around the world.

>>2298
>deliver what we desire
Footfags don't deserve anything.

>2299
YOU GET NOTHING!

Nanonymous No.2301 [D][U][F] >>2308
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>>2300
Take a look at this beta white knight.No where did I say I like feet, they were just mentioned to describe the idea of licking her entire body.

Nanonymous No.2302 [D][U][F]
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Stay away from my daughter you filthy perverts! Star-chan is a pure girl!

Nanonymous No.2303 [D][U][F] >>2304 >>2308
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>>2300
Ah a fellow Lain poster. It's a pleasure to meet you father in law! I am the friendly elephant op. The perverted stuff was just a joke. I am actually a virgin.

Nanonymous No.2304 [D][U][F] >>2305
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>>2303
>I am actually a virgin.
I'm pretty sure everybody is ITT xD
Speaking of, would it be considered losing your virginity licking a girl's whole body?

Nanonymous No.2305 [D] >>2307 >>2308
>>2304
I once breathed air in the vicinity of a girl so we basically exchanged breath. Does that count?

Nanonymous No.2306 [D][U][F] >>2307 >>2308 >>2312
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>>2298
>Stop teasing and deliver what we desire.
Handholding? xD
Anyway I don't trust anonymous people, so that's kinda lame.

>>2299
Double dubs checked.
It kinda is. You taste your food before eating, that's what Little Red Riding Hood was about.

>>2300
>Don't you feel vulnerable here amid all these pervo-sexuals?
I'm fine.
TBH I dunno if I can commit that much to roleplay even. Kinda tired ATM.

Nanonymous No.2307 [D][U][F]
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>>2305
>I once breathed air in the vicinity of a girl
>>2306
>Handholding? xD
That is so fucking lewd!

Nanonymous No.2308 [D][U][F] >>2310
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>>2301
>look at this beta white knight
Low Impulse control Nigger: 'Look! A gurl! RAPE!!!'
Low T Soyboy: A girl exists 'You poor victim!'
How true, only two choices.
>No where did I say I like feet
You still want to lick her entire body including the feet. You confused neanderthal.

>>2303
>fellow Lain poster
I never used Lain before, but I probably shouldn't admit that because of metadata leaks. The place reeks of leftypol so I left.
>I am the friendly elephant op
I don't trust you. Nor your statement
>am actually a virgin
How convenient.

>>2305
You got some life force and complimentary bacteria. You amazing alphaboi!

>>2306
>Handholding? xD
It's the only way. You need to sort between the thots and golden ones. Too old for this tinder game shit.

Nanonymous No.2309 [D]
yall niggaz gay fr

Nanonymous No.2310 [D][U][F] >>2313
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>>2308
>Low Impulse control Nigger: 'Look! A gurl! RAPE!!!' Low T Soyboy: A girl exists 'You poor victim!' How true, only two choices.

Oh look, a dumb faggot who does not get a joke!

>You confused neanderthal.

Neanderthals were superior to modern humans. It's where Europeans and Asians got their higher average intelligence. The one group that didn't mix with neanderthals aka negroids is the retarded one.

Nanonymous No.2311 [D]
*notices bump*
uwu wat's this?
*desire to lick Star's soles intensifies*

Nanonymous No.2312 [D]
>>2306
>Handholding? xD Anyway I don't trust anonymous people, so that's kinda lame.

Handholding sounds great. I don't trust you either so that makes a two.

sage No.2313 [D]
>>2310
cromagnons > neanderthals

Nanonymous No.2314 [D][U][F] >>2318 >>2321
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*PERO* ? wut

Nanonymous No.2318 [D] >>2319 >>2320
>>2314
That tall boy looks like Joseph "Redcorn" Gribble.

Nanonymous No.2319 [D][U][F]
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>>2318
It would be wrong for native american to not win in american waywt.

Nanonymous No.2320 [D]
>>2318
He is not even that tall, just wearing faggot boots and being anorexic.

Nanonymous No.2321 [D] >>2330
>>2314
*PERO* *PERO* is the sound that a friendly finnish elephant makes when he licks star's naked body

Nanonymous No.2330 [D] >>2332
>>2321
This guy gets it. Why did star leave me, my friend? She told me to make a pervy thread and now she refuses to participate.

Nanonymous No.2332 [D]
>>2330
And she didn't even post her feet. What kind of woman is that, who doesn't enjoy having her feet licked by the men who love her?

sage No.2333 [D][U][F] >>2337
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>>2290

Nanonymous No.2337 [D] >>2340
itt nanons actually masturbated thinking of starfag.
how does this makes you feel?
>>2333
nice trips

Nanonymous No.2340 [D][U][F] >>2342
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>>2337
> how does this makes you feel?
The audience is not mature enough SMH.
We could hold hands and be fine, but no, it just had to happen! xDD

Nanonymous No.2342 [D] >>2346
>>2340
*holds star's hand*
btw i had some cum on my hand from before, hope you don't mind

Nanonymous No.2346 [D][U][F] >>2348 >>2349 >>2353 >>2356
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>>2342
No prob.
*wipes the hand with your clothes*

Nanonymous No.2348 [D]
>>2346
>*wipes the hand with your clothes*
Now that is sexy.

APimpNamedWetback No.2349 [D][U][F]
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>>2346
Whrer da hell dat bitch be?
I come back for you, Star. It be Marco. Now get in the car.

You behind on payment!

Nanonymous No.2353 [D]
>>2346
b-but i thought you loved cum!

Nanonymous No.2356 [D] >>2359
>>2346
>*wipes the hand with your clothes*
Wow you might actually be a girl here

Nanonymous No.2359 [D] >>2360
>>2356
Can confirm. Was once in a group project with a girl who would wipe the glue on her hand, onto my arm or short sleeve

Nanonymous No.2360 [D] >>2361
>>2359
A girl touched you? Get the fuck out of here you chad.
She probably liked you, for females to touch men like that is communicating sexual desire

Nanonymous No.2361 [D] >>2362 >>2368
>>2360
Still a virgin to this day, surprisingly. I`ve had a hand full of chances, but I wish to only have sex with the mother of my children. Also, not religious.

As for the story, I`ll reveal the details so as to not edge any Nanons here. It was my freshman year of high school, and I was assigned a Spanish project with a small, perhaps 5' 3", petite religious girl. Chestnut hair, blue eyes. There were an additional two members, one being a shitskin girl, the other, a la Creatura. The day this happened, we were at la Creatura`s residence, upstairs in his bedroom. There were three of us, Christian Girl, la Creatura and I. The project involved a poster board, so adhesive use utilized. Christian girl and I sat next to each other on la Creatura`s bed. As in, super close. Butt cheeks touching every so slightly. The bed wasn`t that big, either. A single, if I remember correctly. Shitskin girl hadn`t shown up yet, and la Creatura made an absence downstairs to do some work. Meanwhile, Christian girl and I continued to labor on the project. At some point she got glue on her hand and started to wipe it on la Creatura`s bed. I objected, saying to wipe it on me instead if you`re going to do that. She did this once, and then a second time and then a third. Before I knew it, my entire arm and sleeve were covered in adhesive. Of course, she had a smirk of satisfaction across her face, playing her guilty little persona all women do. Apart from this, nothing else significant occurred that day, besides one other thing. Remember how I mentioned the bedroom was upstairs? After she smeared me with glue, we went downstairs at some point to fetch another part of the project. Later, on our way up the stairs, she went first and I followed. She took her time climbing each step, and I attempted my best to keep my eyes on the steps that I took. As we came close to the top she looks down and back at me, our eyes meet, and she gives me that same guilty look.

Nanonymous No.2362 [D] >>2363 >>2364 >>2371
>>2361

Too long didn't read

Nanonymous No.2363 [D] >>2364
>>2362
Your loss, it's pretty good. I got to the part where he described the bed's dimensions.

Nanonymous No.2364 [D] >>2365 >>2368
>>2362
Nigger IQ.

>>2363
That was the best part.

Nanonymous No.2365 [D] >>2368
>>2364
For a "high IQ nigger" you sure fell for the "christian girl" meme

Nanonymous No.2367 [D][U][F]
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Star phlease I am dying from thirst. All I require is a drop of your vaginal juices.

Nanonymous No.2368 [D] >>2369
>>2365
>>2361(me)
>>2364(not me)

Ah, but at what point did I fall for it, fren? I apologize if a story on the internet makes you feel such emotion, I didn`t anticipate a misunderstanding between frens!

Nanonymous No.2369 [D]
>>2368
OK calm down everybody and let's get back on track to what really matters and what this thread is all about, licking star's feet.

Nanonymous No.2370 [D]
Cope harder, nigger. You`re just an oldfag whose dropped the ball, and now takes his anger out on other`s. On the internet, no less.

Nanonymous No.2371 [D]
>>2362
to summarize in few words:
a girl teases anon

Nanonymous No.2374 [D]
A lot of text for a foot thread.

Nanonymous No.2375 [D] >>2381
A lot of non-Star posts for a Star thread.

Nanonymous No.2376 [D] >>2377
STAR COME BACK I LOVE YOU

Nanonymous No.2377 [D]
>>2376
This, but unironically.

Nanonymous No.2381 [D] >>2387
>>2375
you fags scared her

Nanonymous No.2383 [D][U][F]
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>you fags scared her away
You are our star-chan,
Our only star-chan.
You makes us happy when skies are gray.
You'll never know star, how much we love you.
Please don't scare our star-chan away.

Nanonymous No.2387 [D] >>2631
>>2381
I don't understand. Why would a lady be scared of a couple of gentlemen wanting to lick her savory, sweaty soles?

Nanonymous No.2631 [D]
>>2387
>I don't understand. Why would a lady be scared of a couple of gentlemen wanting to lick her savory, sweaty soles?

I don't understand either.

Nanonymous No.2641 [D] >>2642
As a gentleman, I would be scared of a lady wanting to lick my savory, sweaty soles.

Nanonymous No.2642 [D][U][F] >>2643
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>>2641
That's understandable. Unlike the female body, the male body hasn't evolved over many millions of years to be kissed and licked everywhere. We males have evolved to be fighters and dominate the niggers such that our 3D-beautiful-butterfly females can gestate in complete safety.

Nanonymous No.2643 [D][U][F] >>2644
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>>2642
>the male body hasn't evolved over many millions of years to be kissed and licked everywhere.

Except the penis which has evolved to dispense a tasty nutritious treat for the ladies who lick it.
With my diet my sperm is delicious.

Nanonymous No.2644 [D] >>2645
>>2643
>With my diet my sperm is delicious.
Disgusting. A real man's diet should consist of defeated niggers and no fruit whatsoever.

Nanonymous No.2645 [D] >>2648
>>2644
>A real man's diet should consist of defeated niggers

Mom I don't want to eat niggers, I think they deserve human rights!

Do you know how hard your father worked to catch a 200lbs buck?! Eat your nigger and then go to your room!

Nanonymous No.2648 [D][U][F] >>2650
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>>2645
Hue.

Nanonymous No.2650 [D] >>2653
>>2648
Tell me honestly.Are you attracted to that slant eyed Jap whore?She is okay in my book but wouldn't be my first choice.

Nanonymous No.2653 [D][U][F] >>2655
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>>2650
I like her and her pics are expressive.
>wouldn't be my first choice.
Do you have an umaru which would be?
>inb4 no

Nanonymous No.2655 [D] >>2656
>>2653
I like the natural look so maybe if you post a natural blonde Umaru.

Nanonymous No.2656 [D][U][F] >>2657
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>>2655
That's actually a pretty difficult request lel. I found only pic related and I'm not 100% sure even.

Nanonymous No.2657 [D]
>>2656
>That's actually a pretty difficult request lel. I found only pic related and I'm not 100% sure even.

That's because only 1% of the world's population or lower is natural blonde.The few people who are born blonde usually get darker hair as they age.It's what they call "dirty blonde".

I have pictures of myself in which I am blonde but past the age of 15 my hair became light brown.Furthermore when my hair gets greasy it's dark brown.