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When I was little I was playing in garden with broom stick chasing birds with it. I baited one with an apple and actually hit it. Got scare and threw it in the bush so parents would not find out. Feel very bad about it to this day.
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>>400
Speaking of birds, I used to make toy bows out of bulldog clips and rubber bands, and arrows out of chopsticks from a chinese restaurant. I shot a sparrow and damaged its wing, or at least I think I did.
When I was a kid I dropped a cat from chest height to see whether it would land on all fours. The cat did indeed land upright but I still kind of felt bad later.
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My dad gave me pet baby turtles as a kid so I played with them. My idea of "playing with them" was squeezing their shell and chest in between my fingers until the moisture of their skin ran out.
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When I was a "cool teenager" I saw my friend's mother in the street who was a very sweet lady that was always nice to me. At the time I was walking with a girl and was worried the interaction would cause an "uncool" scene so I tried to pretend not to see her, which of course she noticed so she politely didn't say anything. That was over a decade ago and I still feel ashamed.
>taught my 3-year old brother to say "Fucking Bitch" when I was 9 or 10
>Irish neighbor babysitting my brother, sister and I
>told my brother "No," to something
>Brother got mad
>kicked her and called her a "Fucking Bitch" in front of her 3 kids
>all the kids (6 of them) laugh
>she never babysits us again
>missing those potatoes
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>>406
Who cares what lainposters think anyways? You got stuck on Babbies First Philosophy: The Anime.
I convinced a noob Runescape player to give me his password then dumped his items lolz
Was in front yard playing catch with my neighbor bro and we noticed a gopher. Hit him with the baseball and he got loopy. We caught him and shoved him in an empty gatorade bottle and switched from baseball to football. When I caught the bottle, I spiked it while yelling "touch down motherfucker".
Not something I am proud of, at all.
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>>384
According to one of my ex-girlfriends, I raped her. I was visiting her at her family's house. They wouldn't let us stay in the same room, so I was in a guest room and she was in the room she'd had as a kid. On a Sunday morning, her parents and siblings had gone to church, but she hadn't, so I went into her room to fool around. She was okay with kissing, but didn't want to have sex, I think because she was worried about her parents coming home. I took her pyjama pants off even though she was resisting a bit. I was really horny and I guess I thought she was just playing hard to get, so I went ahead and had sex with her and at some point she stopped resisting. I nutted just as her parents opened the garage door (lol). We dated for years, and I promptly forgot all about it, but years later she asked if I remembered "those times I raped her" (there were a couple of similar incidents). Apparently it didn't bother her enough to leave me.
>>507
If she didn't say no, it wasn't rape. Years later she mentioned it because she got brainwashed by a friend or professor.
>>508
This was over a decade ago, so I don't remember all the details, but I'm pretty sure she said no several times.
When I was young I was at a lake near a place I would always go on vacation. I was like 11 or 12 years old. It must have been mating season for frogs because there were lots of them and in the open.
I killed like 50 frogs for no reason whatsoever except to have fun. My 12 year old self thought it was nice to throw gigantic rocks at them hoping their inards would spill.
I'm not a psychopath, I don't hate animals, I have like 2 dogs, a cat and a parrot I would most likely risk my life for.
I'm not a vegan since I can't afford it and I need meat anyway for my dogs but god damn this shit still haunts me.
Most likely it's because I hadn't fully comprehended the concept of life. Something like a Schopenhauer.
When I was in my preteen I remember that me and my buddies came across a sleeping homeless man. We really wanted to fuck with this guy for some reason, so we looked for something to do. A little bit away from his makeshift camp thing was a sleeping dog, his we presumed. We snuck over to it and one of my friends clamped it's mouth shut while me and another carried it away. We got to my friend's (the one muzzling the dog) house. There we got an actual muzzle and some gardening tools (shovel, garden weasel, and a hoe). We brought the dog to the nearby creek (I say creek but it was more like a section of land that would flood in the rainy season then go dry), and we started with the hoe, beating it on the head. It scrambled around kicking up shit and so my other friend hit it with the shovel. I had the weasel, and I hit it in the stomach. It started bleeding due to the punctures, so I hit it again. Then my buddy hit him in the stomach with the hoe, sharp side down. The dog's entrails spilled out, much to our disgust. We decided to knock it off, realizing what kind of shit we could get into. What followed wasn't to bright, as we thought that bringing it back to the homeless man's camp was the best move. So we did, though it was rough as the entrails kept spilling out and we had to put them back in over and over again. Anywho, we left it there at the camp. We never got caught, and I don't know what happened to that guy, but he kept coming back anyways, so maybe it didn't phase him.
>>507
Women evolved to be rapefuck toys. They orgasm during rape. That's why they fantasize about it and prefer rough sex with alphas.
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>>516
Then your retarded. Its technically rape. How would you feel about it if your daughter was kissing a boy and he decided he would do whatever he wanted to her against her wishes?
Its rape. And its the reality of rape, that not all rape looks like a big african american home invading, or grabbing a woman in an alley. Its probably better than being violently raped by a stranger, but its still rape.
When I was a teenager my relative's cat scratched me hard on the leg and I then proceeded to pick it up and throw it against the wall. It didn't suffer lasting damage, nor did I really think it was unjustified, but most people would probably consider that depraved.
>>1787
I can't believe someone would think this isn't true. rape fantasy is THE most prevalent sexual fantasy for women. Or maybe you're just a woman who's ashamed of it.
>>2895
It's not fucking normal at all. I don't think these people are likely to be serial killers (except for the dog guy) but no one I knew abused animals as a child even out of curiosity and I always cared for animals just as much as humans even when I was very young.
>>2935
I've already explained why you might not think it's normal despite it being pretty normal. Just because you perceive it as "fucked up" behavior in current modern society does not make it so. You need to look at behavior's in the context of much more primitive and isolated societies, which is how most people lived not 1 generation ago. Shooting some squirrels for fun would have never been deemed a disgusting thing back then, and it shouldn't now either. This is why no one with a 115+ IQ takes psychology seriously. You can't create a science out of constantly changing social norms.
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I have consensual sex with my waifu and pat her head while we cuddle.
We hold hands in public too.
>>2937
You claim it's normal without providing any evidence besides "I said so". Shooting squirrels isn't animal abuse. Hitting a gopher with a baseball bat, shoving it inside a bottle and spiking it or disemboweling a homeless man's dog for no reason is. Go be an edgelord somewhere else.
>>2962
Do you think kids gutting a fucking gopher would be seen as some sort of inherent evil act 100 years ago? If not then it doesn't make them fucked up people. Killing rodents is normal behavior. Killing dogs is perhaps the only one that could even remotely be considered degenerate, but that is by far the minority of stories posted. This has nothing to do with being "edgy". I'd rather not perpetuate this idea that boys should be hyper isolated feminised faggots scared of killing anything at all. That's how you create a generation of people who don't have the grit to get shit done when there are shit-skins plaguing the entirety of western civilization.
>>2938
The shit-skins lack of empathy is why they are out breeding you and out murdering you. Learn to compartmentalize your womanly emotions or die nigger.
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