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Cars are botnet Nanonymous No.20 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>23
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Cars are an unnatural separation of humans from nature. Every day, people get out of bed in their air-conditioned homes, walk into their garage and sit in their air-conditioned car, and drive it to their air-conditioned work. At every stage they are within a sealed, climate-controlled box. This results in them being ignorant about the outside world, seeing those who do not travel by car as subhuman, and losing touch with reality. Every day, they become increasingly more frustrated as they are stuck in traffic, not realising that they themselves are the traffic.

Every year the cars get bigger, and so do the people who drive them. By sitting in a car to travel, they lose their one opportunity to exercise in their day, between sitting at their desk, sitting on the couch, or lying on their bed. What's worse is that I am expected to pay for both the health bills of these fat fucks, as well as the very roads which enable their behaviour, despite not using them myself.

t. someone who can't afford a car

Nanonymous No.21 [D] >>22

Imageboards are botnet they are a separation from the natural way people communicate why the fuck are you here?

Nanonymous No.22 [D][U][F]
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>>21
Because we are living in the age of capitalism.

Nanonymous No.23 [D][U][F]
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>>20
tfw we are living in a classless society

Nanonymous No.24 [D]

I live too far into the country to not use a car. I need a car to actually get anywhere.

Nanonymous No.25 [D] >>27

Music is botnet it is a separation from natural tunes heard in the nature.

Nanonymous No.26 [D] >>27 >>28

Porn is botnet it is a separation from natural reward offered by nature.

Nanonymous No.27 [D]

>>25
You're right, but music makes me feel good in a way that is hard to describe. I feel like even without the botnet or any technology humans have made music - see mongolian throat singing etc.

>>26
You're right, but porn makes me feel hard

Nanonymous No.28 [D] >>29

>>26
>natural reward offered by nature
explain

Nanonymous No.29 [D]

>>28
he's talking about zoophilia

Nanonymous No.33 [D][U][F]
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>cars are botnet
how about the actual BOTNET in the damn motherfucking fucker cars?
Especially the more modern pieces of shit-piss.
Those fucking fucker fucks have all sorts of dog, horse, bull and human shit in them.
Ie THE FUCKING COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER OF FUCKING GASSER PEDAL IS FUCKING CONNECTED TO THE GLOWERS!!!! (meaning it goes thru the computer (BEFORE THE FUCKING ENGINE) you fucking stupid ass glowing ass blasted moron!)


WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO ABOUT THIS FUCKING SHITTY STEAMING, FUCKING BURNING, ASS-EXPLODED PILE OF *SHIT!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!

THEY HAD A GODDAMN "TESLA" (A SHIT-IN-MOUTH ASS FARTING
DISTURBANCE TO THE GRAVE OF THE ACTUAL FUCKING TESLA) BURN A GUY ALIVE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if one of aforementioned FELCH-SUCKING ASS-CLOWN Im-coroporate-feminist-ceo-fuck-you CARS DECIDES TO HAVE A "Princess Dianna" moment to the next TERRY FUCKING DAVIS they don't FUCKING LIKE!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!


THIS IS TOTAL *SHIT!!!!

THE FUCKING * THERE IS BECAUSE I CANT FUCKING LIST OUT ALL OF THE FUCKING KINDS OF SHIT THERE IS TO DESCRIBE THIS KIND OF SHIT

SHIT SHIT

P FUCKING S (penis fucking shit?)
this is actually a serous post but with as many curses as I could think of added into it