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Nanochan collective writing effort GM No.14300 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C]
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Today we write a story together frens. I'll setup the beginning

Introduction - William the hapa boy

It was a clear and peaceful day in the Kingdom of Nanovalon, in the middle of a old road in the outskirts of the kingdom, a young hapa boy was in the midst of his journey, his name was William and to the bare eye he may look like a 15 year old hapa kid like many others, but he was not a normal kid, after losing all his family to the evil ordes of the demon king Sakamoto, he decided to dedicate his whole life to his holy mission, freeing the queen hapase from her imprisonment and restoring the kingdom to its old hapa splendor.

Chapter 1 - The humiliation

William was thinking deeply about his mission and his pain, when suddently a unknown figure appeared on his path...

Nanonymous No.14301 [D] >>14304
The wizened, bearded, robed white man raised his staff and said

Nanonymous No.14304 [D]
>>14301
"I see you are also troubled the demon king Sakamoto. But, you would have to be a fool beyond anything logic has to offer if you think you can take him on like this. Here, take this bowl of shaved ice."

Nanonymous No.14305 [D]
Suddenly, a pack of wild negroes stampeded towards the boy.

Nanonymous No.14307 [D]
Recognizing the peons of the demon kings wrath, William decided that with his bowl of shaved ice, he would take a stand in order to have vengeance on Sakamoto. He raised the bowl above his head, faced the negroes, and shouted

Nanonymous No.14308 [D]
HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES
The negroes looked about in confusion, for they were not white. But William cared not, and he proceeded to throw the shaved ice at the lead nogger. The nogger, accustomed to scorching Sahara sun and dry sand of the desert, recoiled in shock at the sudden cold, wet feeling. The ice sucked energy out of the [man of African descent] and he shrunk in pain, writhing on the ground. Upon seeing this, the other negroes ran away in fear, and the lead nigger whimpered in fear. William lowered the bowl and returned it to the wizard. The wizard said

Nanonymous No.14309 [D]
"This is no ordinary bowl of shaved ice. It refills itself after use."

Nanonymous No.14310 [D]
William glanced back at the bowl and was surprised to see that, indeed, the bowl was once again full of shaved ice.

Nanonymous No.14311 [D]
William took the newly filled bowl of shaved ice and dumped it all in the mouth of the nigger who was still writhing in the ground. The nigger screamed and attempted to spit out the shaved ice but it quickly froze his brain and he died right there.
With a glint in his eye, William turned around and told the wizard, "Thanks for this gift. But since you are white, I will have to kill you too." He then took a handful of shaved ice from the bowl and smeared it over the wizard's face. The wizard screamed in agony.

Nanonymous No.14312 [D]
The wizard, although hurt, was not yet dead and he screeched in anger. He reached out a knobbly hand and jerked the bowl of shaved ice out of William's hand. The wizard raised his wooden staff ready to strike William. But William had been hit by his dog-eating chink mother many times in his youth, and he knew exactly how to handle this situation. While the wizard was just about to reverse the direction of his staff, William pushed him backwards. The inertia of the staff combined with William's movements caused the wizard to topple backwards and hit the ground.
William drew his pocket knife and prepared to kill the wizard. But the wizard was not going to go down so easily! He muttered a magic spell and William was blasted backwards ten meters while the wizard regained his footing.

Nanonymous No.14313 [D] >>14314
The wizard's face was frozen (heh) in pain. His tears turned into frozen rivers across his purple face. William rose the bowl to the sky to thanks the gods for the wonderful gift

Nanonymous No.14314 [D] >>14315
>>14313
(plz delete modz)

Nanonymous No.14315 [D] >>14316
>>14314
The Mods, the special police force of King Sakamoto, immediately rushed to the scene when they heard the wizard's cry for help. Upon seeing William, they shouted and rushed at him. William took handfuls of shaved ice and threw them at the ground. All of the Mods slipped to the ground at once, for they were unfamiliar with this magical shaved ice. While they were regaining their balance, William poured shaved ice over them, turning the bowl upside down to allow an infinite stream of shaved ice to pour out. The Mods froze into a solid block and died.
Then, William turned back to the Wizard. The wizard muttered "Stupid hapa piece of shit" but William just smiled and slammed the bowl of shaved ice into the wizards face, just like one might pieface someone at a party. The wizard's brain froze and he died as well.
But as he died, the bowl of shaved ice evaporated into steam. "Damn it. It seems like that bowl of shaved ice was powered by the wizard's magic and will now disappear since he's dead," thought William.

Nanonymous No.14316 [D]
>>14315
As William set off down the yellow brick road, he realized he learned a valuable lesson that day. "Whites are magic!" he exclaimed. He then cursed the road for being racist.

Nanonymous No.14317 [D]
Suddenly, William was knocked out. The last thing he heard was

Nanonymous No.14318 [D]
"ハハハ白人の少年"

Nanonymous No.14319 [D]
Chapter 2 - The escape

Nanonymous No.14321 [D]
William woke up in King Sakamoto's torture dungeon along with all the other hapas in the kingdom. Sakamoto had decided to embark on a race war against hapas.
William was chained up right next to Queen Hapase, who was stripped of all her royal clothing and was merely dressed in dirty old rags.

Nanonymous No.14322 [D]
William felt his face grow warm as he shifted uncomfortably, trying to hide his growing member from his fellow captives and his ancestor spirits. This was a holy mission, after all.

Nanonymous No.14323 [D]
"You look like someone I used to know" the queen said to him, apparently not noticing his discomfort. His response was interrupted by two guards slamming open the door, dragging in a

Nanonymous No.14324 [D]
Lesser hapa, with darker skin and a barely recognizable white facial structure. His back had been lashed and cut, his face wet with tears, blood, and pus.

Nanonymous No.14325 [D][U][F] >>14327
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"BUT I'M WHITE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME" the shitskin said, tears streaming down his face. William laughed at him. "Die in hell shitskin," he said.

Nanonymous No.14327 [D]
>>14325
"We have to get out of here or they will torture us!", said the great Queen. William looked down, with his face sweating, using his hapa brain power to elaborate a plan. A drop of sweat fall off his face and he has a epiphany. Looking to the Queen, he says:

Nanonymous No.14328 [D] >>14335
"The shaved ice wasn't powered by the wizard, but by my hatred towards whites!" As soon as he finished his statement, his and the queen's shackles were frozen off. The dungeon was filled shaved ice opening an escape route, and Sakamoto said, "I can't believe I'm having shaved ice for dinner" before being frozen to death.

Nanonymous No.14329 [D][U][F]
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Noriko-chan looked towards William, eyes sparkling with love. She hugged him, and William was getting an erection again. As she felt William's dick press against her, her face turned beet red but she didn't stop. In his ear, she whispered

Nanonymous No.14331 [D]
"You can rest now, William. I know you are a good boy full of good intentions, but you can't let your own hatred consume you like the cold consumes flowers in the winter. I don't want to see my hero frozen to death like the Wizard. Thank you for saving me".
Listening to her gentle voice, William fealt a shattering in his inner abyss. His body was suddently warm, as if all his tension built during these endless years have been sublimated.
"Well... this was not what I was expecting", he says with a little smile and bright eyes.
They look to the sky, once with dark clouds, now opening with some small sunshines in the horizon. The Queen gives one step ahead, as her hairs fly with the wind.

Nanonymous No.14332 [D]
One of the hapas still chained in the torture yard yelled out. "Hey lovebirds! We'd appreciate if you free us before running off to the bedroom!" Some people laughed.

GM No.14334 [D] >>14335 >>14358
William and Noriko, the hapa boy and the hapa queen, all seemed solved, the battle seemed over, but they forgot about one deadly detail, they forgot about king Sakamoto most deadly weapon, the monstruos general Nyaanon arrived to the castle with an army of mods, suddently a beastly scream broke the athmosphere:
nyaaaaaaaaaaa
the scream instantly broke the ice and liberated king Sakamoto.
Nyaanon was a huge cat, 3 meters high, with deadly talons and sharp teeth, his fur could emanate fire making him immune to the magical shaved ice, also the other higher grade mods were huge magical cats, transformed through a ritual called "Global voluunteer application", in fact also Sakamoto was a demon cat, although smaller, he used a special kind of magic called "Administrative power", the same magic that queen Hapse once had.
Now that William did not have the surprise element anymore, he could never defeat such a army.
He took Hapase by the hand and made an ice path to escape.

Chapter 3 - Queen Hapase's past
Hapase was saved, but at the price of the other hapas being eaten and tortured by the mods.
Hapase sat at the foot of a tree finally free but with a sad look, when she said...

OUT-OF-BAND COMMUNICATION! Nanonymous No.14335 [D] >>14338
>>14334
>broke the ice and liberated King Sakamoto
This is not possible. In post >>14328:
>frozen to death
"Frozen to death" means that he is dead, and dead people cannot be resurrected. Delet this.

Nanonymous No.14338 [D]
>>14335
" in wonder and surprise. William responded: "clearly this demon king is more powerful than we thought, to be able to come back even from death". As she heard him say this, hapase had an idea: "if we can't kill sakamoto, maybe we can

Nanonymous No.14342 [D][U][F]
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...get the administrative power back!", but after saying this Hapase remembered what happened to her and understood what that meant. "William i have to tell you something..." said Hapase, "Go ahaed my hapa queen." replied William, "The administrative power is a powerful kind of magic fueled by hapa purity, i'm not sure what magic Sakamoto used to steal it, but in normal circumstances a pure and virgin hapa is necessary to use it, when Sakamoto betrayed the Nanovalon royal family from the inside and he transformed himself into a demon cat, he...he...", a tear ran down Hapase's face "...he raped me!", Hapase exploded into tears "He raped me and he cummed inside me, i am sorry William, i am pregnant with a non pure hapa, all the hapa women in the castle were impregnated by the mods too, they said they were restoring the white race and they would have impregnated all our daughters in the future until their childs and child's childs were hapa no more. All the males hapas were castrated or killed, and now more hapas died to free me, i don't know if i can travel with you William, i am impure and unworthy and too much blood is on my hands...".
William didn't know what to say, after all his journeys, after he realized his dream of liberating hapase, only a bitter taste in his mouth was left, he replied to Hapase...

Nanonymous No.14345 [D] >>14358
"Dumb Bitch!" and in a rage threw her across the room. Her head barely dangling from her twisted neck.

Nanonymous No.14347 [D]
Hapase cried out, tears streaming down her face. Blood seeped out of her mouth. "I-i'm sorry," she gasped. William strode towards her and gave her a sharp kick to the stomach. "Stupid piece of shit whore, letting this shit happen." Still blinded by rage, he kicked her belly again. Blood was now pouring out of her vagina. Hapase's face remained calm, unable to feel pain since her neck was broken. She looked up at William with pleading brown eyes. "Let... let me tell you something...," she croaked. William leaned down to hear what she had to say, grabbing her head in his arms.
"Sakamoto raped me... but he never kissed me. Please... take my first kiss." She trembled involuntarily. William kissed her deeply, staring into her sorrowful eyes. Tears dripped down her face, making her eyes glisten. At that moment William felt incredible sorrow for this girl. He caressed her neck, feeling the place where the bones were broken. His other hand wrapped around her head, brushing against her face. Her eyes were full of confused emotion, and at that moment William felt an incredible possessiveness towards her. She may have been ravaged by Suckermooto, but he would fix that, and right all wrongs. A piercing magical light emanated from his hand, and he could feel the bones in her neck correcting themselves, nerves rejoining. Immediately Hapase winced - the effects of William's beating hitting her. Seeing the pool of blood and flesh between her legs, she said "I - I think that the baby's dead now. It feels good to not have Suckermooto's degenerate spawn within me."

Hapase was still shocked by William's sudden outburst of rage and then compassion. She felt more attached to William than ever, knowing that so many conflicted emotions were directed towards her. She couldn't help but cling to him, allowing him to hug her tightly. He was her savior, and there she pledged to be his property for life. She whimpered in pleasure as he patted her head, smoothing out her disorderly hair. He raised his hand from her head, and she felt tense as he moved his hand back to pat her head again. She melted into him, feeling his strong muscles against her cheek, moaning in a way that she would have been embarrassed to do just 10 minutes ago - but which felt so natural now.

Nanonymous No.14348 [D]
She wrapped her thighs around William, savoring the sensations it induced in her bloody wet pussy. William kissed her forcefully, sliding his hands over her hair again, and the combined sensations completely overwhelmed her. Her body shuddered against his, and she let out another breathy whimper. Oh, how quickly he was forcing her to abandon her purity for good - 16 years of abstinence destroyed in a moment.

Nanonymous No.14351 [D]
And then black.

Nanonymous No.14352 [D]
William woke in a field with the blue sunny sky forcing his eyes open. He looked around, only to see the lesser hapa from earlier 3 feet away from him. The lesser hapa's open slits had mysteriously closed and his face was dry with only minor scars.

Nanonymous No.14354 [D]
For a few minutes he could think only happy thoughts. To imagine that a fellow member of the superior race was all his, that they would be happy together forever, but slowly the horror of the previous day came back to him, despite trying to drive it from his mind. Resolve grew, and he decided that, even if he never managed to depeat the king, even if they were driven from the land, he needed to protect his queen at all costs. They would need shelter, to protect from the weather and from Sakamoto's emissaries. He walked into the glade and began arranging fallen branches and leaves into a ramshackle lean-to. But the branches he placed wouldn't sit still. They grew, elongating and changing shape to form pillars and buttresses. The handfuls of leaves he tossed became tiles the size of dinner plates. His ambition grew, first towards a simple house, but as the very trees of the forest began to bend under his hand, he began work on a great fortress.

Nanonymous No.14355 [D]
He then snapped out of his haze. Where was Hapase? And why was this shitskin next to him? Where was this place?

Nanonymous No.14357 [D][U][F] >>14364
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That is when William realized that the branches where hapa bodies and the leaves pool of hapa blood, he was drenched in blood and flesh and in his hand was Hapase's head, the shock made him lose grip on the head and when it fell on the ground one eye got out of his orbit.
"What the fuck!" screamed William, and then the lesser hapa behind him finally talked "Hello William, i have been watching you closely on your journey, i am the god of hapa purity and impurity, this is a vision of the future of hapas, you will fail William, you will try to rebuild the kingdom with the blood and flesh of hapas, but this will only aid our enemy and lesser hapa purity, this will be the outcome, i saw it in the flesh and blood of the hapas that died cause of you."
William did not believe what the lesser hapa just said "A god? You?! You're not a god shitskin, i'm gonna kill you for what you did to Hapase!", William used the bowl of shaved ice to freeze the lesser hapa, which did not make a single movement in the process, then he kicked him and he shattered him in a thousands of shaved-iced-meat pieces, "Get fucked shitskin!".
But the blood on the floor started taking a shape, the shape molded into the figure of the lesser hapa and finally Hapase's fallen eye started rolling on his body until it got into his empty eye socket, the lesser hapa was as new.
"If you want to restore the kingdom you are gonna need to become wiser than this William, you need to mature if you want to become the King."
Now William was starting to believe the lesser hapa words "C-can i really become king?", "Maybe, go to Haparock the sacred city of hapas on the summit of the sacred mountain, get there before the city falls. We will meet again.", "Wait a second..." and then black again.

Chapter 4 - The journey

William woke up again, Hapase was in his arms, her body warm but frail, she woke up "Is everything okay?" she asked, William replied "No, but i will make it right, i will become the King of hapas.".
Then they departed together for Haparock, a long journey across a now ostile kingdom awaited them...

META POST Nanonymous No.14358 [D][U][F]
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>>14334
>Hapase sat at the foot of a tree
>>14345
>"Dumb Bitch!" and in a rage threw her across the room.
>across the room.
???
>"Dumb Bitch!" and in a rage threw her on the tree repeatedly.
better

Nanonymous No.14364 [D] >>14372
>>14357
Now Haparock was many leagues to the Far East, and the duo was poorly prepared for such a journey. Nonetheless, they struck out at once praying to the spirits for their aid. Happily, they appeared to be quickly answered with a clatter of hooves and rumble of wagon wheels behind them. Turning around, they encountered a burly white man, who reigned in the horses and said

Nanonymous No.14365 [D] >>14379
"The jews did 9/11"

Nanonymous No.14366 [D] >>14368 >>14379
William replied, "and the jews are just an extension of the white race, both of which I despise!" and froze the cumskin to death.

Nanonymous No.14367 [D][U][F] >>14368 >>14376
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"Well well, what do we have here? Two poor bastards attempting to get cross our area? You better have a good excuse". The man got down of the horse, looking suspeciously to them. He had many scars, which William assumed was from the many years of wars in his area.
William was nervous with the man, but the queen raise her arm stopping him from saying anything. Instead, she explained: "Can you kind sir help us? We mean no harm, we just want to get pass this desert".
The man gave a smile and said: "We are known as "The Nanons" in this area. We share our food and knowledge with everybody, but you have to prove to be worth it".
William was calling names inside his head, impatient, but he contained himself and looking in the eye of a Nanon he said: "And what we have to do to prove it?"

Author's Note No.14368 [D] >>14371
>>14367
nah we're going with >>14366

Nanonymous No.14369 [D][U][F] >>14379
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Digging through the cumskin's supplies, William found a map.

Nanonymous No.14370 [D] >>14379
"Mt. Hakase?" questioned Hapase. "This must be a really old map. Suckermooto renamed it to
Mt. Sakamoto" didn't he?

Nanonymous No.14371 [D] >>14372 >>14374
>>14368
Then I'm done with this thread. We could do a allegory using the imageboard culture as the basis, but you guys just want to make it "funny" using /pol/ slangs.

Nanonymous No.14372 [D]
>>14371
I liked your effortpost better tbh.
t. >>14364 author

Nanonymous No.14374 [D] >>14375
>>14371
First come first served, bitch.
>BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT MUH CULCHA
Fuck off
>IM GONNA RAEG QUIT
>>>/pol/

Mods please delete this post, the two preceding and all that trash above it too

Nanonymous No.14375 [D]
>>14374
I won't decide which post to keep, but if a decision is made I'll delete all meta discussion in this thread

GM No.14376 [D] >>14388
>>14367
The man said "I am part of the Umaru tribe, one of the founder tribes of the Nanons, we have some really old traditions from when Nanovalon was created, i see that you are both hapas, we have some hapas in our tribe." there was some tension in the air, William was ready to strike at any moment, the orange cape of the Umaru-man moved with the wind, but Hapase said "Oh sure good sir, the Umarus served the crown once, until... *ahem* well anyway what you want us to do good sir?", the Umaru-man replied "We need a special liquid to use our take-it-easy magic, we call it Cola, it is a sweet but bitter tasting liquid, you can find it underground, there are entrances in the desert.", a small orange beast got out from the cape, looking at the two pure hapas with curiosity.
Finally William nodded and Hapase replied "Deal then.", the Umaru-man replied "You see this small Umaru-beast? This is domesticated, but inside those caves there are some way bigger and more feral, this will prove your worth, good luck i will wait at our camp, to the west".
The man took off, the two pure hapas walked for an hour until they found an entrance to the underground, an eerie howl came from inside...

Nanonymous No.14378 [D]
Lol this thread is fucked. Some wigger retard decided to diverge the storyline
Just delete it and start over

Lore and meta GM No.14379 [D] >>14381
>>14365
>>14366
That does not fit the story, this is a story about hapas and nanochan culture. Jews does not exist in Nanovalon and if they existed they were exterminated by the first hapa King using the administrative power, there are whites, asians and shitskins of various kind kept around for various reasons.
>>14369
>>14370
Haparock is in the middle of the Hapa kingdom where west and east meet and slightly to the north on the summit of a mountain, whites and asians met there in ancient times and the first hapa was made, the Sakamoto castle(before the urprising it was the hapa royal family castle) is to the South in front of the sea, that map is full of other poltardation that has nothing to do with the story.

i won't draw a map cause all the other locations are yet to be decided, but they should fit the story

t. OP

Nanonymous No.14381 [D]
>>14379
this doesn't work with wiggers infecting the thread and injecting their /pol/lard ideology

Nanonymous No.14388 [D]
>>14376
..., they were in fear, but somehow they needed to prove their worth. They entered deep in the cavern.

They couldn't see the beasts, only their eyes looking to them.

"I'm scared William, we need to get out of here" - Said Hapase

"Don't worry I will protect you, we need to find Cola to prove our worth."

After some hours they found a big fountain of Cola, it was impossible to take all of that:

"We need to bring some to prove that we found it, tomorrow I will bring them here" - said William.

Hapase then kneed to fill a bottle with the cola, William could see Hapase's pantsu.

It was when on of the beasts jumped from the darkness with a giant rock hard dick aiming to Hapase's asshole, William keeping his promise to protect Hapase proceed to spread his anus and take the dick in her place:

"William, are you okay?!" - Hapase was worried, but impressed that William was loyal to a point to give up his masculinity for her.

"Don't worry, fill the bottle, the hapa god will help us, belive in me" - said Wiliam in between moans. - "Fast, there are more coming!"

Hapase in anxiety dropped what she collected, more and more beasts were getting close to William...

Nanonymous No.14389 [D]
The beast ejaculated in William's asshole, pumping cola syrup backwards through William's digestive system.

His body fought against the flow, trying to push it back down, but it was impossible.

He vomited out thick black syrupy cola, feeling the beast pump more and more cum through him.

William could feel himself getting diabetes from the sickly sweet liquid.

His eyesight degenerated and his feet fell off from diabetes.

Then, William died from liver disease.

Hapase cried out in shock as her asshole was ripped apart by a beast.

Nanonymous No.14398 [D]
William woke up panting. "wow what a crazy dream" he thought. He climbed into his mech suit and went off adventuring.

The absolute state of nanochan Nanonymous No.14399 [D][U][F]
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I'm starting to understand why asukafag hates cumskins.

Nanonymous No.14400 [D][U][F] >>14401 >>14402 >>14409
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Well, /pol/ destroyed the thread, but the idea of collective writing is great. We should make another one OP, this time more serious.

We need:
- A genre: sci-fi, fantasy, etc.
- Narrative: comic, psychological thriller, etc.
- A world: the age (medieval, futuristic, etc), what is the culture, how is the political system, economics, technology, etc.
- A protagonist: back-story, motivation, personality, world-view, moral basis, other characteristics (the way he talks, clothes).
- A antagonist: back-story, motivation and personality
- Some side characters: give them distinctive personalities, back-stories and characteristics (look, clothes, etc)
- Plot: how it starts? what will the protagonist care/fight for? What message the story should communicate in the end?

We could use Campbell's structure, to simplify:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monomyth

And we could do a meta-structure using the "chapters" as you did here. Outlining beforehand is better, as this will keep us focused.

Suggestions? We would need mods cooperation too. If we succeed, we could even make a LaTeX distribution of it, under CC0.
I've seen other places doing this. See:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion's_Arm

Nanonymous No.14401 [D] >>14403
>>14400
Having the OP write everything except the dialogue is silly. If your going to do it collaborative, the whole effort should be collaborative. I recommend having an organizing thread for making decision like over-arching plot points, setting, etc, and an associated git repo for making the actual changes to. This has the added bonus that you don't need to beg mods to delete edits fro you.
>but that would never work
4/lit/ wrote a book together using (((google))) docs. It's shit, but it's still way better than this thread. Using proper collaboration software could only improve things.

Nanonymous No.14402 [D] >>14403 >>14405 >>14411
>>14400
>Having the OP write everything except the dialogue is silly.
I never said that OP should write everything. I only asked for suggestions of how we could make it work. Everyone is welcome to come up with suggestions about the above points mentioned.
>git repo
Hmmm... that would imply breaking anonymity (you would need accounts with names). We can, instead, create three threads:
- Development (the writing itself)
- Meta (planning and criticism)
- Refinement (correcting grammar issues and putting in LaTeX - could use diffs for that)

>added bonus that you don't need to beg mods
It would also make it more obscure. There's about ~10 people in Nanochan. How many were serious in this thread? I can count only three people (me, you and OP). How many of those would be willing to create a account on someones git repo? Two maximum (I wouldn't).

Nanonymous No.14403 [D]
>>14402 (me)
Meant to >>14401

Nanonymous No.14404 [D] >>14406
A few steps into the cavern William realized that Hapase was no longer with him. He thought to himself, "Perhaps Hapase entered the cavern when he was passed out." William pulled out a flashlight and proceeded further deeper into the cave. After a couple minutes he began to wonder how far ahead Hapase is. While lost in thought he almost ran into the wall of the cave. William was faced with a dilemma. The cave now forked. Which way should he go? Which way did Hapase go? Left or right what should he do? William took a leap of faith and went...

Nanonymous No.14405 [D]
>>14402
>imply breaking anonymity
Not really, you're just being pseudonymous, just like tripcodes. You could always commit with different accounts if you wanted to.

Nanonymous No.14406 [D] >>14410
>>14404
He went backwards and then started to cry because he couldn't decide. He sniffled and snorted. Then, his nerd glasses fell off his face and he stepped on them by accident.

OP No.14409 [D][U][F]
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>>14400
based digits
>We should make another one OP, this time more serious.
I would also like to try again cause i also really like the collective writing idea and yeah it was a mistake making it about hapas since they are controversial here.
I'm gonna make a thread on >>>/meta/ so that we solve the problem of having meta posts in the middle of the storytelling for once. I'll address the rest there.

>>>/meta/5099 There it is, the digits are also with us once again.

Nanonymous No.14410 [D]
>>14406
He started to wail. "BOO HOOOOOOOO" he cried, snot flying everywhere. He tripped over on a rock and hit his head on the ground. He got brain damage and became a vegetable. He lied on the ground for 2 days and then he died of thirst. The end. William btfo. The white race wins.

Nanonymous No.14411 [D] >>11412
>>14402
I was half-serious (who can be full-serious in an onion basket weaving forum). I was going to have William learn valuable, even god-inspired lessons about working together with people from other races.

Nanonymous No.14419 [D]
And the HAPA kid went back to school for more feminist and governmental indoctrination but he'll be back next summer.

Nanonymous No.14420 [D]
And then the wizard came back to life and created a black hole expanding at the speed of light to the edges of the universe, restoring what little dignity this story had.

Nanonymous No.14421 [D]
But then God intervened, and He destroyed the black hole. His voice boomed out across the heavens: "My humble and loyal servants, I grant you one last chance." Then everyone upon God's green Earth cheered, and begun to preach the gospel of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. And God was pleased.

Nanonymous No.14422 [D] >>14565
And then God, in His infinite wisdom, decided to resurrect William as the second coming of Jesus H. Christ. William's body healed, a holy Light emanating from him and his surroundings. And so the People gasped. As his consciousness was restored, his first words were:

Nanonymous No.14565 [D][U][F] >>14577
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>>14422
HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES
And, unlike the negroids of earlier, God trembled, for whites were his chosen people and thus he too was white. William himself was too strong to not have influence on the second coming of Jesus himself. With monomaniacal autism and exceptional divine power combined, Jesus could do with God what he wished on a whim.
Jesus decided to banish God to hell, where Satan would be have pleasures to an extent he never believed possible.
"Jesus, please, this will destroy the very fabric of the universe, of you!," God cried. But, Jesus-William cared not, because a universe ruled by a white is worse than no universe at all. Besides, with divinity combined with the most extreme autism possible, Jesus-William had enough power to take over any universe in the multiverse he pleased.
So, Jesus-William took God by the feet, spun him around like Mario spins Bowser in Super Mario 64, and said, "So long, gay God!," throwsing God into the firery depths of Hell.
As God neared the demonic place, Jesus-William felt the universe imploding, and he quickly made his way to the neighboring universe.

As he entered, he saw:

Nanonymous No.14577 [D] >>14578
>>14565
HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR AT EATING SHIT THAN WHITES
a big fat shit, expanding for millions of lightyears, there was nothing else in the entire universe other than the "Great Dump", after days of hunger and thirst he was forced to eat the shit and drink the diarrhea coming out of the Great Dump, after many years his body started to change and after 100 years his metabolism converted completely and he became a immortal coprophagous cockroach.
After many trillions of trillions of years he finally dug a tunnel long millions of lightyears to the center of the universe, only by eating shit.
At the center of the universe, at the center of the Great Dump, there was a blackasshole, the incredible gravity force sucked William inside the asshole.

As he entered, he saw:

Nanonymous No.14578 [D] >>14579
>>14577
your mother

Goodbye and thanks for all the keks Nanonymous No.14579 [D] >>14581
>>14578
On closer inspection it was Tomoko Hanasegawa, William's mother.
Wait wasn't she killed by the demon king Sakamoto?
He tried to rememeber but William's mind was slowed down by trillions of trillions of years of eating shit, infinite timelines were converging in that moment, William relived infinite amounts of time the trillions of trillions of years of eating shit, all was flashing before his cockroach eyes, but before he could find an answer Tomoko screamed "Eek" and crushed William with her shoe.

THE END

Nanonymous No.14581 [D]
>>14579
Then William woke up. His body had healed from the abuse, since Tomoko had decided to flush him down the toilet, where he ended up in a sewer.