Women of Nanochan, how do you deal with workplace discrimination? Since I'm here early (duh) I'll start with my story.
So yesterday, my manager and I were discussing a recent influx of misogynyst behavior from customers (I work at McDonald's).
Xhe asked me how I dealt with those misogynyst customers.
Then I started telling her a story about a racist sexist red neck white male who came in and stared at my breasts the whole time.
I was feeling very uncomfortable the whole time, but luckily the CEO of McDonalds, who is a global citizen of African descent, came into the store and demanded that I suck his dick.
As a 16 year old white female, I felt compelled to honor his request to try and pay back for centuries of racism and slavery.
I also wanted to show that racist red neck that women feel more attracted to persons of diverse backgrounds than to racist old white males like himself.
So I took off my shirt and let him rip off my pants, and he tried to rape my vagina.
I was very worried for him and didn't want him to go to jail by accident or get arrested by racist white cops.
So I loudly yelled "I CONSENT TO THIS SEXUAL ACTIVITY" to protect the global citizen of African descent from being victimized by my innate white racism.
I allowed him to ejaculate in my vagina and then I kissed him for good measure.
Then I continued serving the racist sexist red neck white male, and he had a disgusted look on his face.
He told me that I was contributing to "wh*te genoc*de".
So I decided to get rid of this racist sexist red neck white male.
I called the police and told them that the racist sexist red neck white male had sexually raped me.
To my relief, the policeperson who came to assist me was a polysexual aromantic transgender of diverse ethnic background. I felt very safe in the warm presence of this multicultural individual.
The polysexual aromantic transgender policeperson of diverse ethnic background then proceeded to shoot the racist sexist red neck white male in the head.
And then everybody clapped because racism is bad. Yay!
Edit: We all agreed to deny that the racist sexist red neck white male had ever come here. Then we hid the body. We don't want the racist white cops to come along and holocaust our most diverse and vibrant heroes of the community.
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>>13870 >What is filthy on being neet, connotations aside?
I was kid of just memeing, i mean i can't talk for other neets but i care about hygiene and keeping my room tidy and comfy cause it's where i spend most of my time and i've noticed that living in a filthy environment influences your behavior and motivation in bad ways.
So yesterday, my manager and I were discussing a recent influx of misogynyst behavior from customers (I work at McDonald's).
Xhe asked me how I dealt with those misogynyst customers.
Then I started telling her a story about a racist sexist red neck white male who came in and stared at my breasts the whole time.
I was feeling very uncomfortable the whole time, but luckily the CEO of McDonalds, who is a global citizen of African descent, came into the store and demanded that I suck his dick.
As a 16 year old white female, I felt compelled to honor his request to try and pay back for centuries of racism and slavery.
I also wanted to show that racist red neck that women feel more attracted to persons of diverse backgrounds than to racist old white males like himself.
So I took off my shirt and let him rip off my pants, and he tried to rape my vagina.
I was very worried for him and didn't want him to go to jail by accident or get arrested by racist white cops.
So I loudly yelled "I CONSENT TO THIS SEXUAL ACTIVITY" to protect the global citizen of African descent from being victimized by my innate white racism.
I allowed him to ejaculate in my vagina and then I kissed him for good measure.
Then I continued serving the racist sexist red neck white male, and he had a disgusted look on his face.
He told me that I was contributing to "wh*te genoc*de".
So I decided to get rid of this racist sexist red neck white male.
I called the police and told them that the racist sexist red neck white male had sexually raped me.
To my relief, the policeperson who came to assist me was a polysexual aromantic transgender of diverse ethnic background. I felt very safe in the warm presence of this multicultural individual.
The polysexual aromantic transgender policeperson of diverse ethnic background then proceeded to shoot the racist sexist red neck white male in the head.
And then everybody clapped because racism is bad. Yay!
Edit: We all agreed to deny that the racist sexist red neck white male had ever come here. Then we hid the body. We don't want the racist white cops to come along and holocaust our most diverse and vibrant heroes of the community.
Edit 2: thanks for the gold kind stranger!