>"Hello sir this Jamal speaking, just wanted to inform you that you will do nothing significant in your entire life and basically everyone else will do everything."
>Hello, hakase? You dirty cumslut, again whoring yourself? Anyway, some nigger posted low quality thread, could you do something with it? I don't give a shit you have clients, come to chan IMMEDIATELY!
>>6390 >"Sir why are you being descrimminory, I do not apreciate that, please calm down sir. This is very high quality thread we have been send here to improve the diversity rating of this board. By letting you answer me I elevate you to my level, the level of a 'brother' you ought to be thankful.
>>6391 >"Sir this is not hakase this is Jamal. Now if you'd please stop using such foul language I'd apreciat that. Anyway, did you know its black history month? Yea. If there is a trouble in your life that I can help you with feel free to tell me sir, you seem very troubled."
>>6399 >"Yes sir my phone is taped, as is yours and your pc by the friendly neighborhood cia. They ensured me that they keep my data safe so I trust them. I am glad to hear you are understanding sir. Would you like to hear about black history month (Day 7).
>>6400 >"Sir no need to get racial on me. I will provide support to all sorts of neets and geeks as long as you can talk appropriately.
>>6404 >"We get a list of numbers of lost souls that basically waste all their precious time on the internet reading content less walls of text sir. So if you need help with anything feel free to vent or ask me.
>"Hello sir this Jamal speaking, just wanted to inform you that you will do nothing significant in your entire life and basically everyone else will do everything."