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Dying Anonymous No.2793 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>2794 >>2795 >>2814 >>2826
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>less than 1 PPH
This board is dying. What the fuck should we do? I thought I had finally found a replacement for pigchan.

Anonymous No.2794 [D][U][F]
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>>2793
I'm afraid we're gonna have to start panicking... immediately.


Anonymous No.2795 [D]

>>2793
>Waah my dead board is dying even more
>t. hakase
Make more threads faggot and post in existing threads. It isn't exactly as if it's something you can't fix.

Anonymous No.2796 [D] >>2797

>weeb
>muh pph
pottering

Anonymous No.2797 [D][U][F]
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>>2796
*Poettering


Anonymous No.2800 [D] >>2808

>what should we do
Just keep posting. I'm here for the long haul and won't leave until this place is deleted tbh. Not everything is about pph but, you could try to shill for more tor users to come here when tor gets banned on a board on pigchan.

Anonymous No.2801 [D]

use the overboard

Anonymous No.2804 [D] >>2808 >>2814

I kind of like only having to refresh once or twice a day here. Even a quality fast moving board is meta-cancerous to your life because you waste all day refreshing and shitposting when you could be lifting weights and learning C.

Anonymous No.2808 [D]

>>2800
>>2804
these. shitposting is a good habit to lose since it's as useless as MMO grinding. just another ADDiction

Anonymous No.2809 [D][U][F] >>2811
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c'est la vie


i guess we should all just move to >>>https://4chan.org/

Anonymous No.2811 [D]

>>2809
>not 4channel.org

Anonymous No.2814 [D] >>2816

>>2793
Right now there isn't any real advantage to posting here over other alt-chans except from a technical perspective, which only a minority of anons actually care about. Plus, there hasn't been very much shilling for this board yet.

>>2804
>learning C
It's time to stop posting, Lainchan.

Anonymous No.2815 [D] >>2833

>there isn't any real advantage

What about freedom, file types, and someone who doesn't datamine his own users and has no wish to create revenue from the site itself?

>There hasn't been very much shilling for this board yet

Who says we can't make that happen?

Anonymous No.2816 [D] >>2819 >>2832 >>2846

>>2814
There's been some shilling, also the Nanochan 8/tech/ thread which has a lot of eyes. I've posted it at a few other places myself, but I don't really care about the low traffic and I don't think anyone does either. There's already a nice core of users and the slower pace is refreshing. It is cool and interesting enough to keep me returning until it actually goes offline.

>lainchan
>C
I don't know what this is supposed to mean since C is the white man's programming language and I would guess that triggers the marxist soybois over there.

Anonymous No.2819 [D] >>2821 >>2822 >>2832

>>2816
>learning c
It's given that you should already know c. If you are still learning it, it is because you are only putting in token effort to try and impress people.

Anonymous No.2821 [D] >>2822 >>2832

>>2819
This. C is very simple to learn and has incredibly good documentation available. Any people who are perpetually "learning" it are just virtue signalling.

Anonymous No.2822 [D]

>>2819
>>2821
I don't see any Caucasian knowledge virtue signalling in this thread. You sound like butthurt lain niggers tbh.

Anonymous No.2826 [D][U][F]
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>>2793
>This board is dying. What the fuck should we do?
When in danger,
When in doubt,
Run in circles
Scream and shout!


Anonymous No.2829 [D]

>When in deadly danger,
>When beset by doubt,
>Run in little circles,
>Wave your arms and shout!

doNot No.2830 [D] >>2831

The caterpillar thought it was going to die, little did it know that it was going to turn into something beautiful, A ButterFly

Anonymous No.2831 [D][U][F]
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>>2830
>A ButterFly
I wouldn't call that "something beautiful" but then again neither are the other things I'd like to stick my dick into.


Anonymous No.2832 [D] >>2837

>>2816
>>2821
>>2819

If you can't appreciate the overwhelming advantages in tooling and packaging that more popular modern languages have, then you probably don't spend much time writing anything useful.

Anonymous No.2833 [D] >>2834

>>2815
And you do it all out of the goodness of your heart?

Anonymous No.2834 [D]

>>2833
>underestimating the power of autism
Don't do that.

Anonymous No.2836 [D]

>PPH has never been this high
>oy vey this board is dying goys let's just kill ourselves

Anonymous No.2837 [D] >>2840 >>2896

>>2832
Wait until hakase rolls out his imageboard written in C. Judging what he's done so far with Lua I think it's going to blow your shit out of the water.
>inb4 >t. hakase

Anonymous No.2840 [D]

>>2837
hakase can't inb4

Anonymous No.2896 [D] >>2897

>>2837
>Wait until Hakase upgrades the site to have multiple memory allocation errors and unexpected behavior

Anonymous No.2897 [D] >>2898

>>2896
>The quality of code written by pajeets is representative of c as a whole

Anonymous No.2898 [D] >>2906

>>2897
>implying C doesn't make a pajeet out of anybody who writes it
Pro tip: it does.


life is Anonymous No.2899 [D]

>What the fuck should we do?
we need more ponie porn

Anonymous No.2906 [D]

>>2898
<FUCK IT WRITE IT IN ASM

Anonymous No.2908 [D] >>2910 >>2912 >>2917

C is for UNIX weenies

Anonymous No.2909 [D] >>2912

nanochan written in m4 when

Anonymous No.2910 [D]

>>2908
Write it in Haskell then.

Anonymous No.2912 [D]

>>2908
>MUH UNIX WEENIES
Go back to pig/tech/
>>2909
>m4
Isn't that the cancerous GNUshit macro language which always throws tons of errors whenever I try to compile things that use GNUpoo configure scripts?
Steer clear of POO, avoid GNU

Anonymous No.2917 [D]

>>2908
>SJW insults
Tsk.

Anonymous No.2978 [D] >>2979

I think the problem is the train wreck the content has become already. Look at the overboard. How many threads do you see that scream "neck beard sex offender"? Nearly all of them, right? Develop a clear mission and Purge the degenerates.

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>>2978
>neck beard sex offender
Hi sweetie.

Anonymous No.2982 [D]



No.

Anonymous No.2985 [D]

Yes.

Anonymous No.2987 [D]

Maybe