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friends Anonymous No.3923 [D][S][L][A][C] >>3928 >>3930 >>3940

oh god i need some friends

Anonymous No.3925 [D][U][F]
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Anonymous No.3926 [D]

You're going to have to post more cute anime girls than that, cianigger-kun.

Anonymous No.3928 [D]

>>3923
Why?

Anonymous No.3930 [D][U][F] >>3931 >>5416
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>>3923
I understand. Friends are useful for a lot of things. Like inviting you to BBQs or picking you up when your car breaks down, or sharing your sorrows when you're sad, or your joys when you're happy. You reciprocate, of course. That's friendship: mutually beneficial relationships not founded on ties of blood.

I haven't had a friend in 9 years and 7 months. It's a sad feeling. But I struggle on. In a few years, I plan to move to the middle of nowhere and build a small earth-rammed home. Or, perhaps, I'll find a cave I can live in. I'll draw water from a well, and live and eat simply. I'll read. At night, I'll contemplate the stars through my telescope.

Eventually I'll die, alone, and will be soon forgotten.

I anticipate that, every so often, I'll feel a stirring in my heart; it will grow into a thrashing, a raging flame that heats my whole being and threatens to consume me; a need for companionship. Sexual desire. A need to be more than I am and was.

But it will pass. I will pass. What was me will be no more and will return to become the elements from which it came. In two generations, no-one will remember that I ever existed.

It's peace, of a sort.

Anonymous No.3931 [D] >>3934

>>3930
Lol fgt just grab a random hot girl and kidnap her, you're gonna be living innawoods so the zogbots don't get ya

Anonymous No.3934 [D][U][F] >>3936
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>>3931

Anonymous No.3936 [D][U][F] >>3937
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>>3934
Get out tranny janny ur waifu is ugly

Anonymous No.3937 [D][U][F] >>3938
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>>3936
>tranny janny


Anonymous No.3938 [D][U][F] >>3939
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>>3937
Get that nasty chink out of here. 2d > 3d

Anonymous No.3939 [D][U][F] >>5421
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>>3938
>2d > 3d
Wrong. It has been scientifically proven that:

2d converted to 3d (cosplay) > 3d > 2d


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>>3923
OP I got a 20 year old chiptune for you my solitary brotha.


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Anonymous No.5416 [D][U][F]
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>>3930
>desire things you don't already have
This will be your doom.

Anonymous No.5421 [D]

>>3939
Western cosplays maybe