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Happy Friday, Umaru-chan! We appreciate the light you bring to this imageboard, but I would like to politely remind you that Sylphynford is, in fact, best girl.
>>5792 No, I'm serious faggot. Did she talk like a girl, act like a girl, admit she is a girl, etc.? Do you suspect she is a girl through any other means?
>>5799 Fuck you. All I wanted was answers. Tell me about (((Hapase))) or I'll assume she is a jewish piece of filth, and you are too because of jewish nepotism.
It's that time of the week again when you have the chance to prove to your parents that aborting you wouldn't have been beneficial to them!
Purchase your FREE Umaru Shitposting Set today for ONLY $279.95 and start posting the cuties right now!
A few of the MANY health benefits of posting Umarus:
* recalibrates your senses to normal: you'll again desire full depth 3D women over shallow 2D's
* puts hair on your chest, reverses the effects of MTF HRT
* drains the Jews of their Lain energy and harnesses it for you
* increases your dick size if you're a guy
* reduces your mudflaps if you're a girl
* reduces your appetite for gay nigger cock
In addition to all the above, you'll automatically become a member of the Church Of Symbioticism. For more information register your FREE 30-day trial membership on the >>>/umaru/ board and enroll in our Umarukin certification program.
What are you waiting for cadet? Get your USS right now before we run out of cloud storage!
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