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Catchphrases Nanonymous No.1145 [D][U][F][S][L][A][C] >>1149
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Nanons, I am going to have sex with my weeb girlfriend today! Give me catchphrases for us to say as we make love. Could be just for me to say, just her, or both.

Nanonymous No.1147 [D] >>1148
Call her <your-waifu-name>. That sure helps to determine if she is a normie slut who would be offended by that and jealous of your waifu or a weeb soulmate who would call you some bishounen name also.
- Oh, Sailor Moon!
- Oh, Tuxedo Kamen!
Trust me, it's a good development of a relationship.


Nanonymous No.1148 [D][U][F] >>1151
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>>1147
Alright, thanks
You're absolutely right. We actually already do that. For basic bitch husbando and waifus, I'm Jumin Han and she's Hatsune Miku. When it's more intimate, she's Misaki Nakahara and I'm Light Yagami. Deeper stuff is a secret.

Nanonymous No.1149 [D]
>>1145
Post her ahegao pics i know you have some!

Nanonymous No.1151 [D]
>>1148
I just wanna say if you're not "Yukki-kun~" and she's not Gasai-san, your relationship is shit essentially.

Nanonymous No.1156 [D]
Make her call you Nii-chan