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©anadAnon Beach Update ©anadAnon 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:21:40 [Preview] No. 15
This is the thread where I post about what happens at the beach and you read about it.

Ambiguous 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:25:02 [Preview] No.16 del
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witch beach
cool css btw holy shit

Ambiguous 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:28:09 [Preview] No.17 del
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Ha, country balls.
Appropriate. I have a real coontail cap down in a box somewhere, only mine is from the Appalachians.

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Ha, country balls.
Appropriate. I have a real coontail cap down in a box somewhere, only mine is from the Appalachians.

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The beach. The naval of life where the grit of matter meets æther and we dip our feet and have summer fun in something that would swallow us whole given half the chance.
That beach.

t. Hideo Komjima

#/DAVEY 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:41:18 [Preview] No.20 del
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haha yeah, i can change it. theres a limited selection but im game.
https://bronnen.net/int/ canada ball same as ylilauta.org/international/
https://kohlchan.net/int/ canada ball
i miss mintboard's canada ball. it was a leaf clubbing a seal. brutal

https://polandball.fandom.com/wiki/Canadaball has different variants of country ball history

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#/DAVEY 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:50:38 [Preview] No.22 del
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im not sure if this is a symptom of phoneposting but my post looks funny.

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Ambiguous 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:55:41 [Preview] No.24 del
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>i miss mintboard's canada ball
bronnen referenced

#/DAVEY 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:01:43 [Preview] No.25 del
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i had to check, because i check daily since the DDOSing has begun.
its back up
>for how long tho?

©anadAnon 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:02:26 [Preview] No.26 del
I actually have a handmade Canadian Army poppy pin made from seal fur too.
There's a reason I hold the copyright to this name.

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It looks funny because no one is checking those sweet dubs

#/DAVEY 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:06:46 [Preview] No.28 del
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if you want it ill toss it up
>pic of mint canada ball

#/DAVEY 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:09:40 [Preview] No.29 del
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tanks. glowing trips,quads and quints are on this bored. should i strive for glowing dubs?

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Beach tales, vol.1 : beach slags

The other day after a pleasant and far too effortless swim I was sunning on my towel at a local beach. Some feet behind me were a trio of beach slags who proceeded to go into how the fattest, greasiest haired one needed to set up an OnlyFans‚ĄĘ soon to continue her profitable (???!) Foot modeling career. A taller slag regaled her with her inside knowledge as a successful breast model on said site. She did indeed seem to have nice breasts but was burdened by a face that looked like a pug had just chewed on a lemon. They went into details too foul to recount, all within earshot of oblivious children running about in the buzzing frenzy of the summer heat. A third slag, possibly older, say with them looking embarrassed the whole time. She had the sort of skin that reminds you of really good pepperoni.

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Nay, it's good as is. Kinda hard to make out that it even is Canada unless you know the inside jo√ęk.

Ambiguous 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:20:41 [Preview] No.32 del
mintboard is under attack or bronnen?

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You should strive for all of your dubs to be glowing regardless of the board settings

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it was mintboard all week, im not making it up. however, fellas on the gort are in deep denial about having denied service.
funny you mention bronnen, one of mintboards regulars knee grow slayer has been riding out the strom there.
im not involved in the politics there, i just noticed their site has been on and offline all week.

#/DAVEY 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:29:30 [Preview] No.35 del
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would love to hear the story behind the inside joke some day

#/DAVEY 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:32:10 [Preview] No.36 del
clever gril

©anadAnon 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:35:29 [Preview] No.37 del
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Most people don't realize that the only reason we club baby seals to death in Canada is because that's the only thing that gets us hard any more.
Dunt actually know if there's a board specific reason for that joke, tbh. The Canadian seal clubber as national identity thing is a recent invention.

#/DAVEY 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:59:34 [Preview] No.40 del
>its a mystery, however its now a meme/ country ball
it struck a chord with some autist in spurdo land. the lore is prolly more interesting than my google search.

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Rainbow text here feels a lot rainbowyer
The dreams are starting to turn real and claw at my mind and soul again.
Time to hit the hay

#/DAVEY 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:19:24 [Preview] No.45 del
glad you found the place alright!
later skater:D

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i was just looking at the main page and came across this.
>didnt know there was a canadian exception for endchan domains?
maybe this will make posting faster?

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It seems cool until you realize it's actually part of a scheme to ruin the internet by flooding it with leafposts.

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i like it! imagine if there was a MEMBER'S ONLY domain for Aussie posters. i wouldnt want that kinda blood on my hands

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Beech Reeport :

Took a bit to combobulate after getting body slammed by the waves yesterday. Probably some of the strongest I've experienced there yet, even just standing in the shallows with them crashing down feels like a leg work out. Extremely fun to swim in but I miscalculated by not bringing some sort of rain covering because a huge summer thunderstorm and downpour hit about two hours in. Waddled home in the middle of it while getting absolutely soaked to the bone. Wouldn't have it any other way.
The heavy rain brought a lot of frogs, toads and snakes out of their probably temporarily flooded burrows.

An oddity : for swimming I went to a secret beach where no one wears clothes. It's a pretty far walk to get to no matter how you approach it (like 30 minute walk minimum along a hot beach) and as I was leaving I see a couple getting there where the guy was actually wearing one of those tight fitting masks. On the beach in 31¬įC (87.8¬įF) weather. His gf seemed to have enough sense to not give a shite. Getting there right for a monsoon and wearing a dumb facediaper on the beach the whole time.
Absolute babyworld

Ambiguous 08/28/2020 (Fri) 20:57:15 [Preview] No.102 del
are you still living near prince edward island? when i was in maine the waves were bretty intense near the krags, not so much the beach.
northern atlantic high tides and low tides are sooper dooper noticacle, doo to all the s33 w33d

Ambiguous 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:52:29 [Preview] No.188 del
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Double beach updoot:

Yesterday I went to the dog beach, no dogs there though, not even many people. This was probably because it was overcast. Water was super calm, easily managed to practice different strokes and treading water for nearly an hour without touching the bottom. Left as things we're gearing up for another downpour, perfect timing too because some friends were just leaving for a drive on the way back and were able to drop me at my house.

Today I was at the NUde beach and it was very windy and wavy. Few people there though it's usually super popular on weekends. The waves were brutal today but a lot of fun. Sort of like an endless series of linebackers crashing against you and evaporating. Also the kind of water which is genuinely dangerous due to the undertow and various riptides that form from the sandbars. Another unseen thing is huge fucking logs, completely submerged, lurking out there. Nearly had one bash me real good and probably would have broken a leg or an ankle if I was going faster. Endured about 2 hours total of getting body slammed and struggling against constantly shifting tides. Worst part is the long walk back over all that sand.

©anadAnon 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:26:58 [Preview] No.189 del
PEI is an interesting place due to the variety of beaches on such a small island. Most notably the red clay cliffs idea and the white sand dune beaches. No, I don't live close to there anymore though, winters are super brutal, snow up to your neck affairs. Nice people and good taters though.

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>nude beach

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Beach update : trippple dippp

Few days back : fairly calm waters but overcast and breezy. Felt warmer under the water once you were wet so I spent a lot of time diving.

The next day : muh mum was in town visiting for the day and we hit up the popular beach. I think for parents they sort of get locked in with ideas from when you were a child. She was insistent I didn't know how to swim, like I was perpetually 5 or something. She relented once we were in the water and said I was like a dolphin (I was both miffed and disgusted. Porpoises can fuck right off). Idyllic day. Perfect wind, water and sun.

Yestahday : hot and sunny with moderate waves. Hit nude beach and did very exhaustive high intensity swim. Was mostly there to lift my pouch and tan my ballbag in peace.

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Post beach update:

Just got back in from a very nice time. Very wavy, got absolutely bodyslammed until I felt like I was going to pass out. Excellent long swim punctuated by various cute girls.

Found out just how weaponized people are getting on the way there when I overheard several conversations about le ebil anti-vaxxxers and how they're inherently tied to white supremacist Christian kkk members. These are the people who will take perverse glee in sending their neighbor (you) directly to the gulags for scaring them with thoughts that the tv already scared them into being especially scared by. They would literally stab their best friends in the back just to cling to an empty life of nothing but fear and lies.
Sad times or maybe I'm just exhausted why not both!?

Ambiguous 09/02/2020 (Wed) 23:06:59 [Preview] No.375 del

Wait, Canada has beaches?

They look cozy though

Don't bully seals ok?

Ambiguous 09/03/2020 (Thu) 00:25:08 [Preview] No.379 del
Canada has beaches with 3 oceans,many of them quite beautiful.
We also have the most islands (52,455) after Finland, Norway and Sweden.

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>Don't bully seals ok?
ok, can i bully my cat?
he might deserve it
he got skunked last night. i gave him a dawn dish soap shower and he still kinda smells bad. i knew not having peroxide in the house was going to haunt me. anyway, he keeps jumping on my lap, i let him stay, but he smells like shit. fyi - skunks in my area love eating wild onions. how do i know this? my stinky ass cat smells like digested wild onion skunk bladder broth! this will linger on for a few months. fuck!

Ambiguous 09/03/2020 (Thu) 06:07:30 [Preview] No.398 del
Might try a toothpaste bath. I've had to assist in giving some to my friend's husky who likes to hunt skunks and muskrats. Seems to do the trick ok, though I still can't remember any dog ever smelling nice.

Ambiguous 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:10:55 [Preview] No.420 del
Beech udpate :
Woke up and was angry, working out only made me sweaty and angry. I was fixin for a fight, and I got one down at the beach. Big sassy bitchslap waves and a super strong current made for a good way to work off all the misplaced rage. The water was way angrier than me and I had a great time swimming like a motherfucker just to stay in place against the current. Good stuff.

Downside : lots of wind, lots of sand everywhere. Made laying on a towel unpleasant and almost necessitated goggles. Just meant I spent more time in the water tbh which I guess is good.

©anadAnon 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:21:12 [Preview] No.421 del
>>420 (whoaaaa)
Cannot for the life of me remember to fill in the name on here before I post. Should just keep a dedicated tab

Ambiguous 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:09:17 [Preview] No.425 del
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>Cannot for the life of me remember to fill in the name on here before I post.
its built to be anti-namefag i believe. ive been slowly giving up on it myself tbh

Ambiguous 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:24:51 [Preview] No.476 del
>Canada has beaches with 3 oceans,many of them quite beautiful.

Looks cozy. You guys even have a castle and everything.

>We also have the most islands (52,455) after Finland, Norway and Sweden.


Nah. That cat's ok

Ambiguous 09/05/2020 (Sat) 00:31:36 [Preview] No.486 del
Betch Utpade:

Cooler today but still nice and sunny. Everything felt extra cold because I've been neglecting to fatten up for winter. Still had a fairly good time. Had to reenact this exact scene from the video I posted yesterday. Dutch fella fell off his board and I swam out to grab it before it got carried off any further. Returning it felt scripted, any chance the universe has to throw Dutch people at me so they can find out in a roundabout way they know my Dutch relatives (through marriage) it takes. It's become so routine now it's like entering a fugue state whenever they're around.

Had a good time swimming, not as wavy so doing longer sets was easier. Made a lot of eyes with a Korean girl, but nothing came of it other than her dog wanted to be my bff. Put me in a pretty powerful depression and I'm contemplating extended fasting and meditation to ride out that depression into personal insight (ie crushing my own soul to the point it finally fights back) but all that requires time away from the net (which has been doing a fantastic job at provoking my anger mechanisms btw. Bravo).

Ambiguous 09/05/2020 (Sat) 03:12:23 [Preview] No.493 del
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i may have read too far into the narrative, but it seems like a detox is just what youre looking for!
>ive severely cut down on my intake and i feel great!
i think i had a splash of stockholm syndrome too
get better!

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>Le vid
I would probably have a better time online if I just looked at more cute girls. My anger more tends to stem from news specifically made to touch you intimately in your angry parts.

Diving towards the core of the depression is what I'm after. A powerful wave baring down on you isn't best handled head on, going underneath it, into the depths, allows it to pass over you. Going under means holding your breath and depriving yourself of something otherwise ubiquitous. Do this enough times and you get into the rhythm of it where you know when to pop up for air almost unconsciously no matter the kind of waters you find yourself in.

Ambiguous 09/05/2020 (Sat) 03:48:55 [Preview] No.498 del
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buy something styrish
>get penguin poon
>mate for life
>avoid polar bears
>eat fish

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Somehow the most solid advice of the pack. I'd only been using two question marks up until now.
??? < Just tried it, you really can feelthe difference

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Beesh Update :

Getting into those days that separate the men from the anime penguins. It's cold enough now that nobody even tries to get in the water for the last two days.

Yesterday : great big burly waves. The kind that can knock you on your ass and push you two meters back in one go. Was also raining, but relatively warm and humid. Swam very hard until I was starting to lose feeling in my extremities.

Today : warmed up and the sun came out as soon as I left. Still nobody out on the beach, though it was fairly early. Very calm waters for extended treading water with curious seagulls floating by. Got a good 35 mins in without even touching the bottom.

Problem : I feel like I'm going to have to get serious about specific swimming exercises if I want to keep getting the same results (fatigue, general full body ache) I did at the start.

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Ambiguous 09/09/2020 (Wed) 13:21:50 [Preview] No.704 del
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You're the one who caused this. I'm here to remind you there's consequences to your actions. That you would mock me for my sorry current state is nothing short of an ancient Greek epic set in cy+5

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>You're the one who caused this.
im honored and humbled tbh
who knew i helped create the backstory of Pengu.
bretty neet :^)

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Baych Ubdayt :

Hazy humid day that seemed to clear up as soon as I got on the beach. Super calm waters, very quiet and peaceful. More people at the beach today, but they were all afraid to get into the water until I got in. (That seems to happen a lot, especially with children)
Nice long swim but everything feels like easy mode when it isn't cold or really wavy.

Fun stuff : one young lad, possibly 3 or 4, managed to get away from his mother as she was changing him into swim trunks and he ran around in nothing but a shirt and hat laughing like a madman as his mother tried to catch him for several minutes. Absolute legend.

Ambiguous 09/10/2020 (Thu) 19:26:22 [Preview] No.762 del
Ň™pd√¶t de Beache :

Overcast but warm, had the beach to myself. Replied to a few beach posts (someone had drawn a bunch of cool stuff in the san, gave them some (you)s and encouragement) on the way to muh spot. Water was nearly completely still and everything was extremely quiet, something welcomed after all the people bringing radios to the other beach yesterday (why? They'll leave them on and go for a walk.)

Satisfying swim, some geese watched lazily while practicing trying to swim as quietly as possible (something you need a calm day to even attempt) Spent something like an hour total, but been getting the feeling of needing to get some blubber on my frame. Very cold deeper waters, didn't let it stop the swim though. Have a bunch of snacky foods en route now.

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Beach update :

Hit up beach after doing a roofing job. Learned a lot and seemed to win everyone over once again. On the way to the beach there was what I thought was a cop car parked at the corner, it had caution tape on the back, same model, but as I got closer I saw the license plate was "hahasike". Gave me a big laugh. It even had the push bumper on the front. P.Sweet ride.

Day turned out lovely and hot, cleared up as I got to the beach and I had a good little swim to cool off. Bonked muh grabber tip (I think I'll be fine, it's not changing colors or swelling) so swimming was a annoying even if the cold water helped.

Ambiguous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 20:28:39 [Preview] No.913 del
Bishidopu :

Big rain storm in the morning but it gave way to clear skies and a nice fresh humid heat. Water hasn't really heated up by then but it was still ok. Got scouted by a pair of beach slags, the only two other people there, they clearly wanted a lot of attention. I was almost ready to indulge as I looked over while flailing around in the water like a retard but then I took off the actual goggles as they got closer and realized they were better appreciated at a distance. After a good long swim with them repeatedly trying to draw my attention I dried out a bit just in time for them to move all their stuff close by to watch me put on clothes (?) The amount of bending and adjusting alone almost made me want to laugh. Wished em a good day as I headed off to sprint up a hill.

Bonus update : was swimming in calm waters, doing a little diving only to poke my head up right as a GREBE was coming up from its dive two or three feet away. Gave it quite the start, gave me one of those suspicious eyes while it curved it's snakey neck and fucked right off rather quick under the water.

I only left out this detail because it took some time to identify it.

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Batch Optet :

Probably the calmest I've ever seen the waters. Had Grebebro come say hi again as I was walking there there along the boardwalk. Way longer than the last visit , seemed genuinely interested and followed me in the water for several minutes.

Wasn't the only birbs following me around, a team of turkey buzzards put on a really nice airshow on the way. Turned out they were having a beach party. About 20 or so showed up and were my neighbors on the beach.

Good day for a swim, practiced quiet swimming and diving without making much noise.

Lots of other neat stuff happened but I can't talk about it.

Ambiguous 09/15/2020 (Tue) 07:27:06 [Preview] No.957 del
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my favourite part about these lunatic rants is the subliminal reconciliation. i think youre coming around:)

Ambiguous 09/15/2020 (Tue) 09:25:08 [Preview] No.963 del
Pardon the drive by commentary, but them's a fetish I've not seen before. The sexy drink I mean.

Huh. Interesting board aesthetic. Kinda silvery dark in here.

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Beach update :

Everything was normal and any poetic language I could use to describe my experiences would be wasted here. Water temp was very cold since it was an early swim. Kept at it until general finger/toe numbness set in then left to say hi to some friends.
Mr. Grebe made an appearance too, this time out of the water just sunning himself on the boardwalk. Sort of bigger out of the water than I thought he would be.

>lunatic rants
>(((subliminal reconciliation)))
What incredibly odd things to bring up in relation to my beach blog. You have a very low tolerance for lunacy if anything I'm writing here is triggering those alarms.
"Subliminal Reconciliation" is not something I was familiar with, but please, pray tell, what "script" am I about to reconcile myself to following?

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its called PTSD
Penguin Traumatic Swimming Disorder
the root cause, according to ancient alien philosophers, is Board Nuking
<board gets nuked, migration pattern and mating is disrupted
Penguin swims irradically until trauma is reconciled.

Ambiguous 09/15/2020 (Tue) 22:20:43 [Preview] No.966 del
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heres my solution

Ambiguous 09/15/2020 (Tue) 22:24:51 [Preview] No.967 del
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its a book revolving around the power of suggestion.
>Interesting board aesthetic

Ambiguous Board owner 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:53:46 [Preview] No.977 del
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This Thread Receives My Seal of Approval

Ambiguous 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:00:32 [Preview] No.1004 del
i wanna know

Ambiguous 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:25:38 [Preview] No.1011 del
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Bit confuse by this one, should I migrate elsewhere?
Thanks BO.
Tried migrating. Forgot my shoes.

P.S. that penguin was actually just trying to get away from Herzog's narration, it's sorta depressing.

Beaches Updates :

Water is getting cold thanks to chilly nights, makes swimming very refreshing and invigorating. Just as invigorating was meeting a large muscle fellow walking his massive pitbull mastiff mix. He was very happy to let me give it some scratchies while informing me that this was the dog's first time out from the pound. Doggie seemed to be enjoying his relative freedom while the muscle lad seemed to enjoy the work out of trying to hold his leash.

Sunny and surprisingly hot today, water still very cold in parts but there's a lot of little pockets of warm water (relatively sure it's not pee, was the only person in the water). Practiced diving and swimming from warm spot to warm spot. On the way back helped do some work on a friend's houseboat then played with their (chinook) Husky for a while (I can actually outrun it on a straight away).

Ambiguous 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:05:17 [Preview] No.1045 del
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>should I migrate elsewhere?

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Bêche Upped 8 :

Swam around with a bunch of geese today, pretty much had the beach to ourselves. Very good swim but the wind made getting out of the water brutally cold. In the water the cold just forces me to swim harder to try to warm up, but out of it soaking wet it really permeates your bones. Took a while to get the feeling all the way back in my extremities but was worth it.

Ambiguous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:15:50 [Preview] No.1057 del
you like tim horton's up there? had a few donuts from there, they were alright. the tim hortons experiment, at least in my part of the country seemed to have failed spectacularly. one was open for a year, one is closed, not sure how long it was open. one was open and closed in a few months just because the franchisee had fucked already. I like donuts though

Ambiguous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:40:27 [Preview] No.1058 del
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Timmies is not all that great for donuts. But this kinda depends on what flavors you like. I don't mind a sour creme glaze but their Boston cream is not so good. Maple cream is ok, but a bit too sweet for my tastes.

Timbits (donut holes/bites) are a pretty good bet though. A mixed box is sort of fun for all the different flavors. Can vouch that they're officially endorsed by the geese here too, those fucking honkers love the things.

Tim Hortons is a subsidiary of Wendy's. They also own that NY Fries place. They got into making cookie cutter rest stops across the country with all those places jammed in together like a taco bell/pizzahut affair.

Donut supremacy still remains stateside. A while back, there was huge fanfare and lines around the block when Krispy Kreme finally opened up shop here. Depends on your location but sometimes they'll have them at 7/11s in a pinch here.

The best donut places are always tiny local spots or small chains where you're getting the fresh stuff. An honorable mention goes to farmers markets with ancient donut making machines from the '40s which allow you to watch the whole process then season the fresh donuts to your liking.

Ambiguous 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:39:26 [Preview] No.1123 del
>only 1 tim hortons left in my city
i had to learn how to make apple fritters myself

Ambiguous 09/21/2020 (Mon) 15:51:18 [Preview] No.1126 del
ahhh. people were very excited when a krispy kreme opened around me during the early 00s but it closed in 10 years or so. They do provide donuts to various gas stations and stuff here also.

Yea, some of my local places got great donuts they're just out of the way for me to go to regularly.
There's an amish place and a farm that each do some great donuts.

Ambiguous 09/21/2020 (Mon) 16:09:31 [Preview] No.1127 del
ahhh. people were very excited when a krispy kreme opened around me during the early 00s but it closed in 10 years or so. They do provide donuts to various gas stations and stuff here also.

Yea, some of my local places got great donuts they're just out of the way for me to go to regularly.
There's an amish place and a farm that each do some great donuts.

Ambiguous 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:18:56 [Preview] No.1129 del
Fritters are great, even better home fresh so fuck Timmies (other than them showing you what a fritter is)
Personally I'm more of an apple strudel fan.
There's some Amish round here too, but the big entrepreneurial push for local food stuffs is the Mennonites. Loads of them around with huge families. Sometimes you'll catch the teen Mennonites holding hands at certain remote spots. Scandalous. They don't really do donuts, but have a lot of
Churros and things along those lines.

Have not found any good local donut places though, I'd almost fuck with Dunky Donuts just for a change.

Ambiguous 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:32:51 [Preview] No.1130 del
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Beach thingy happenings :

Not a whole lot to say, still been at the swimming every day. Getting a lot colder recently so I bring warm clothes. generally get about an hour's worth of swimming in and don't get back in due to how cold I am by the time I get out. Last two days were placid, today much wavier and fun. Would have enjoyed the day a lot more if I didn't have a pinch in my neck/shoulder, but it didn't slow the swimming down any. Fed a bunch of old deli meats to the turkey vultures which was kinda fun. They're big into hanging out at the beach too.

Ambiguous 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:11:48 [Preview] No.1132 del
does anyone really go out for doughnuts?
TIM HORTON'S was good before they franchised out to anyone(anywhere) , no franchise cap, no real expectaions.
<my grocery store has a tim hortons station. gas stations have tim hortons and tim hortons are within walking distance of other tim hortons.
<they do well and i dont know why.
their coffee is no longer good and their baked goods are no longer made by an on site baker.
i miss Timmys from the 90s early 2000s.
DUNKIN DONUTS==/KRISPY KREME=-= flopped in my area. the rest of the states may run on dunkin AND KREME
not upsate new york tho

Ambiguous 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:19:10 [Preview] No.1133 del
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ive been seeing something similar to turkey vultures in my area over the summer. their heads are black, but look very vulture like. the last import we had around here was perigrene falcons to take care of the pigeon problem we had.

Ambiguous 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:59:39 [Preview] No.1138 del
Sweet numbers!

You just lead me down an interesting and depressing rabbit hole.
What you're describing is the blackheaded vulture. This vulture and an interesting relationship with Turkey Buzzards:

>Turkey Vultures have an excellent sense of smell, and may be able to smell the gasses rising off of a carcass from 5-miles away. Black Vultures lack this ability, though they have learned to take advantage of the Turkey Vulture’s sense of smell. To locate food Black Vultures may soar high, looking for food with its excellent vision, as well as keeping an eye on Turkey Vultures. If a soaring Turkey Vulture smells a delicious meal, the Black Vultures will simply follow the Turkey Vulture as it descends down to the carcass. Turkey Vultures are more solitary when hunting than Black Vultures and often hunt alone or in small groups. Black Vultures, however, will often hunt in larger groups. Being more aggressive birds, a large group of Black Vultures can easily take over a carcass from a solitary, or a small group of Turkey Vultures.

>Turkey Vultures rarely attack living prey, and when they do it‚Äôs something small and helpless. The Black Vulture will occasionally kill skunks, opossums, night-herons, leatherback turtle hatchlings, and livestock ‚Äď including young pigs, lambs, and calves.

Yep, you guessed it. Black headed vultures are literally thieving parasitic nigger birds. Pls don't import any to my country, thanks

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Bitch Ugdate :

Nearly didn't make it to the beach today, got a bit sidetracked having girls sending me pics online. Sort of weird how I can have no luck for months, then suddenly I'm juggling the attentions of several lasses. Very engaging for muh dingus, but made me lose track of time.

Got out there while it was still relatively warm. Pretty calm but not waveless waters. Quality refreshing swim. Ended up "racing" a passing feller in a kayak when he challenged me. Pretty much toasted my stupid ass, but I'd already been swimming for a good 40-50 minutes at that point and was pretty gassed (not that I would have beaten him anyhow). A nice couple with a big mean looking fucker of a dog asked me how I could swim in such cold waters. Told the guy "it helps not to have a vagina between your legs". Still feel pretty guilty about it, prick move on my part to level something like that against a guy out with his girl. Will endeavour to apologize if I ever see him again.

Ambiguous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 05:23:01 [Preview] No.1184 del
<getting laid is healthy
>swimming is healthy

Ambiguous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 05:42:12 [Preview] No.1185 del
Not sure any of this will lead to irl sexytimes tbh. They were just random ladies I chanced upon online (don't have any dating or social apps) none live too close.

Kinda picturing you as Steve Brule handing me a porn with that last post. Lowering your glasses and and confiding to me
>For your health!

Ambiguous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 06:35:09 [Preview] No.1186 del
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>rub your dingus

Ambiguous 09/24/2020 (Thu) 00:45:49 [Preview] No.1282 del
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Baych Opdaye :

Very warm last gasp of summer type day, wasn't thinking I was going to be enjoying any lazy sunbathing but I got a fair amount in today between dips. Water was nice and warm. Convinced an old feller in a beach chair dipping his toes in to take the plunge.
>I haven't had a swim in more than 15 years!
Hey. You're welcome.

Sum single mum was also there bringing her youngsters to the beach and I ended up teaching them some rudimentary swimming stuff as well as keeping an eye on them so they didn't go too far out. Mum Solo felt this was an invite to start flirting and saying cringey shit like
<My kids really need a strong male figure like you in their lives...
What a mad lass. Not my scene at all, I can be that figure without tying myself emotionally or financially to someone else's children. Did my best for those poor youngsters, made sure they had a lot of laughs and fun, but I don't have high hopes considering the absolute state of the world and their delusional mother.

Continue to have random dogs fall madly in love with me. Was always friendly with them, but its never been like this. I've had several dogs just follow me away from their owners or their houses. One followed me all the way into town and I had to spend nearly an hour catching him, fashioning a makeshift leash and bringing him home.

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Ambiguous 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:37:11 [Preview] No.1306 del
NUde beach update :

Well looks like the last gasp of summer has turned into a prolonged erotic moaning. Even nicer day than yesterday. Positively balmy out, had to take the opportunity to tan the ol' rod and tackle so I made the long trek to the nudey spot. Was extremely wavy but much warmer than yesterday. Really got a great swim in today, I think about 2¬Ĺ hours total in a perpetual wave machine, very fun but man are some of those waves strong. Had several nice convos with old fellers passing by, for some guys it's a whole lifestyle in retirement. A few get there early to do some cleaning of driftwood as well as building up all manner of wooden structures along the beach. Said some key words to a nude beach honcho and I was let in on some rather interesting info about a hidden cave further down. Open sez me!

Oddness : there seemed to be a dedicated group of mainly older ladies pouring through washed up rocks and pebbles, presumably from all the waves. Not quite sure what kind of rocks they were looking for, but there was an almost manic focus to all of them that shied me away from asking.

There was also an inordinate amount of ded sneks to and from the beach. Cleared every single one I came across and helped any sneks on the roads off of them. I'm never quite sure if sneks and me get along, though I will say every live one I picked up was very quick to calm and wrap around my hand, weaving between my fingers. Two were extra curious and didn't seem to want the ride to end.

*Think* I saw grebeboi under the bridge with a Grenette. Could be mistaken, bill looked a bit off tbh.

Ambiguous 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:41:54 [Preview] No.1307 del
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*Grebette ffs

Ambiguous 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:00:34 [Preview] No.1318 del
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Das Rite

Ambiguous 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:47:05 [Preview] No.1352 del
Latest from sand meets water world :
Almost feels like it's a double update because I went to two separate beaches. First was nice, as usual me getting in seemed to draw a lot more people in to take a dip when it was fairly empty before. Had a long swim but packed up and passed by my friend's house to go to the long beach. As usual the Huskie was overjoyed and all over me. Hung out and talked with a ranger for a while then hit the other beach as the sun was getting lower. Did a whole lot of running and tag with the Husker, I think she was extra happy to play because no other dogs were there.

Hot and calm day, so it felt like stepping in bath water. Birds were out in force. The second beach had hundreds and hundreds of seagulls of various types filling the skies lazily. Watching them you realize that they do pretty much what I do in the water, flap about mindlessly and try not to crash into each other. The impression I get is that on warm calm days with no wind it's just a pleasure to fly around for no particular reason.

On windy days you only see the rare XtremeGulls that like to fly against the wind and demonstrate how well they can glide against the strong current by hovering nearby, matching your pace.
>I sea you bro
Must be great for the ol' flappers.

Big ol' beech day planned tomorrow too.

Ambiguous 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:47:43 [Preview] No.1393 del
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Beach Enddate :

Hmm, you see that first pic in the last post? How did I know that heading to the very end of the beach to find the caves? would end up being a slippery situation? (Pentaro on ice?) The very ends of the walkable shoreline is all clay thick rich clay. In the water this gets extremely slippery. I was sliding around as I finally got in the water at the very end after doing some things I'll only be able to talk about next year.

Extremely educational, rewarding and thrilling adventure of a day. Beach was packed for it too. Most legit Beach babes I've seen congregated together too, but I considered everyone and everything they were engaged in a distraction. I guess people got the message after those last days of hot weather and set aside Saturday to enjoy it. Even the nude beach was seemingly the most full I've ever seen it. I took a different tact today, in trademark badboy style I flouted nude beach conventions and went full dressed the length of the long beach. This was a good idea too as the further out you get the weirder the fellers. It's pretty much guys only past a certain point and many people at the beach feel not wearing clothes is some sort of interesting conversation topic. The clothes, steely intent and classic clip on shades signalled a mission they were best to keep their extremities away from my pressing business.

Swimming was very thrilling and downright cathar-tic after the timely trek down the shoreline. Warm and wavy close to the shoreline while cool and calm past the sandbars. Nearly took a header on the aforementioned wet clay just getting in. Had to be careful picking a spot as the clay cliffs routinely have huge heavy slabs break off. I may have seen a birb (heron?) Crushed in an almost wizard of oz style, crushed under a big chunk. Hey, ok, I got the warning, Sheesh.

odditites :
Middle aged nude feller brought and drove his RV truck down the beach. Looked p.fun tbh.
Double grebe action, saw him on the way to the beach then looked up right as I was walking across the bridge and he was perched up on a lamppost giving me the ol' grebeye. Whatta guy!
Turkey vultures seem to stop off here in massive numbers around this time of year. Passed by the dock and they were already starting to show up, counted about 22. They're really quiet and clean, seemingly curious even, but perhaps they're just polite with guests. They had a very rotten raccoon half for a little sun-dried BBQ party I guess. I'm expecting dozens more of them soon since I guess they migrate along here. (Bonus fun fact : some police departments have started training turkey vultures to locate dead bodies.)

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