0:00 - Episode Opening
1:02 - Jack Rhysider Explains DNMs And How They Work
2:17 - Vice City Sponsors
4:01 - Preview Time: Weird Al
6:55 - THX Bass Test
7:28 - CaptainBlackeard Radio Opening
8:26 - Patriot Tease
9:34 - Hey There Segment
11:25 - Rick Derringer - Real American

14:13 - Segment 1 - "America Mother Fuckers"
15:46 - Versus Metallica Commercial
18:21 - Rocky Segment #1
22:30 - Dear Leader's Best Golden King Oriental Pearl New Lucky Magic Dragon Joy Happy Endings Dark Net Store

25:03 - Segment 2 - "Freedom and Filthy's Experiences With His Local Indian Casino"
28:20 - Jimi Hendrix - Freedom