Anonymous
01/05/2026 (Mon) 15:24
No.169209
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>>169184On the Sam been Jewish thing, a relative of his did a genealogy test that you could find online once upon a time and assuming that Gans is Jewish and not German/Dutch, he'd be 6 - 12% at most. And again, that's assuming that his mother is a Jew and not German or Dutch (Sam himself mentions he has German ancestry on the Harland pod). If it is the Jewish Gans he's 6 - 12%. Uncle H himself considered anything below 25% to be fine. So even in the worst case scenario, Sam still beats the allegations.
The more interesting revelations of the DNA test is that on his father's side he's descended from English aristocracy dating back to the 1300s. The Houses of Stanley and Warren to be specific. If you look up the Stanleys you'll find that there were multiple Lord Lieutenants of Ireland, meaning that Sam's relatives ruled over Skull's given that Skull is a mick. Sam's bloodline has been mogging Skull's for centuries. The Stanleys are the inspiration for the Lannisters in Game of Thrones btw.
The Hydes and the Warrens connected in the 1500s, the Hydes were amongst the first pilgrims into the New World and Sam's family hasn't left the New England area for almost 400 years. Literally the WASPiest background you can have.