james the british guy is the perfect plant bros. acts like a harmless kay simp on dashland but hes sebastian’s main european handler. flies in quiet, attends the vip telegram meets, and reports back everything. Kay uses him to keep tabs on the uk fans while bryn feeds him lines about acacia’s next “appearance.” hes not just a fan hes their cleaner. every time someone gets too close to the mansion truth, james is the one sliding into dms with the calming “shes just a normal girl mate” routine. connect it. the brit is compromised.