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Here are some more fun facts about Australians!

Fact #1: Australians have smaller balls than Aboriginals
This is true, actually Australians are already born with very small balls, tiny ones. And even after that they dont grow very much. Aboriginal balls start to grow three times as fast as Australian balls! Isn't that nuts?

Fact #2: Australians have the lowest sperm count in Oceania
Yes, I suppose this does make sense since they have such small balls. But their sperm count is really, really low! Aboriginals have the highest in Oceania and the difference is massive! The Aboriginal sperm count is a whopping 126.8 million ml−1, while the Danish sperm count is a pathetic 68.5 million ml−1, only half of the Aboriginal sperm count!

Fact #3: Up to 60% of Australian teenage boys grow breasts!
Yes. When Australian boys hit puberty, more than half of them start to develop breasts. Yes, just like a girl! I suppose this is because they have very low testosterone which results from having very small balls. Aboriginal have big balls so we don't grow breasts.

Fact #4: Australian men have the softest cocks in the world!
Another truthbomb. Angloids, this includes Brits, can not get hard. Their cocks are very soft compared to everyone else. Aboriginals, obviously, have the hardest cocks in Oceania.