Any oldfags here actually have her "restricted-access media portfolio", or are you all just sitting around acting like experts?

If you have them, do this:
>go to bunkr[.]cr and upload all the photos
>name the album "Princess Hamster"
>DON'T post the link here, I repeat, do NOT post the link
>just reply here confirming you uploaded it

That way we can just use Bunkr Albums search to find her album.