also this is so funny
>Kind gentleman is not friends with sebastian, he just banters with him in that telegram chat. Keeping an eye on their enemies is all he and kay are doing in those chats.
you can just say this intead next time: Erm... I (kind pedrophile) only joined the pedrophile chatrooms and downloaded copious amounts of child porn to keep an eye on kays enemies. Oh why are you even asking about me being in dms with a pedrophile that runs a business reselling child porn?!?! The stuff where I call him a friend in private dms is just BANTER.