I've gone and done it again. It always happens when I need to keep my cool.
During the seventh-inning stretch at the baseball game, I went into the
urinal area and pissed right into my mouth. God, it tastes so bad. I think I
got the front of my shirt all wet. I just hope we can come back from 3 runs
behind. All right, I need to get back into the stands, now that I'm refreshed.