/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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RULES Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No. 1 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello. You have just stumbled upon the world's funniest female comedienne's fan page, Ashley Jones.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, technology enthusiast, free software advocate, and female comedienne. She made her debut in 2014 at only 15 years old.

Visit my website for written and video content: https://icum.to

RULES:
1. Do NOT talk positively about trannies or gays.
Tranny sympathizers WILL be banned
Edited last time by xmr on 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:57.



Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No. 48 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You know what this board needs.. besides an abortion. A music thread. And right now, it's time to share the jams that make you laugh... the tunes that make you cry... and the songs that you keep groovin'.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jUP-x4dZIgI [Embed]
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Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:34 [Preview] No.4807 del
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Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.4808 del
>>4807
At least post Jesus Hitler.


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>>4808
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1w_ew0HgE [Embed]


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.4852 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZES4XU1fTjE [Embed]


Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.4866 del
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Official 2023 Cuckies Submission Thread #1 Anonymous 01/01/2023 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No. 4326 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I promised a surprise on January 1st. Here it is. I'd like to formally announce the 1st annual 2023 Cuckies Awards™®©. This is an hour-ish long Grammys-style awards ceremony intended to honor the biggest cucks, buffoons, weirdos and their victims, weirdness, stupidity, examples of societal decay, and general fuck ups of the year.

In this thread we gather together to share pictures, news stories, webms, and videos as submissions for the annual Cuckies Awards™®© show. All formal submissions for the cuckies will go here.

Examples from 2022: 1) The entire Canadian public watching the Canadian Shop teacher with juicy fake tits give his students wood. 2) Anyone who invested in LUNA or thought it was a good idea to trust a centralized exchange ran by a curly haired jew sex pervert. 3) The owner of the suitcase that was stolen by that bald government tranny. 4) All the guys in my movie who thought I had a penis.

The ceremony will be airing pre-recorded but live in early December 2023, date TBA. Formal attire to attend The Cuckies is required. I will be wearing a swanky black dress, gloves, and any costume jewelry I find while thrifting this year. I need your help with this one guys, if we want a fantastic show, submit your best stuff. A panel of experts (me) will be picking. Taking suggestions for categories, ideas for the show, etc. It's going to be well produced. We will even have "commercials" (by me), "musical guests" (by me), and more.
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Anonymous 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.4712 del
I hereby nominate this screwball, former VP Al Gore, for his fake phony and fraudulent rant about "climate change" at Davos a few days ago where the elite meet to see how they can screw us telling us to eat bugs while they flew in on private jets eating their filet mignon that put out more polution than was coming out of their mouths.

Skip to 5:26 and end at 6:14 to save yourself some time.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4-br-n9xTOc [Embed]

Ash, do you think you should make your Cuckie header a sticky before it eventually gets buried with new threads and then out of sight out of mind?


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.4859 del
>>4712
I feel like we should be nominated for a Cuckies for this.
These elites get to destroy our planet whilst getting filthy rich and living extravagant lifestyles.
Meanwhile Im told to eat insects, walk everywhere and shower in less than 2 minutes.
And you just know they have bunkers ready to go hide in when shit really starts to hit the fan.


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.4860 del
>>4695
Thats hilarious and deserved for using Tik Tok
Good nomination


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.4861 del
>>4695
She's probably a cunt anyways.


Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.4865 del
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>Jordan Walker, the Director of Research & Development Strategic Operations at Pfizer, was seen assaulting a journalist on camera after being caught on camera saying that the pharma giant is working on “mutating” the Covid-19 virus strains for the development of new vaccines.

https://www.opindia.com/2023/01/pfizer-director-assaults-caught-on-tape-saying-pharma-giant-is-working-on-mutating-covid-19-virus-here-is-what-happened/



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Parcopresis Anonymous 10/25/2022 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No. 1934 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Welcome to /x/ - x-lax. This is not a thread for the faint of shart. We hope you enjoy your descent into the depths of madness. Whatever you do... don't shit your pants.
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Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.4855 del
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It's misspelled. Supposed to say 'Guys In Genes'


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.4856 del
>>4855
I think I have this guy's superpower.


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.4858 del
>>4851
I bet she loves staring at their bulges LIKE AN ABSOLUTE PERVERT


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.4862 del
>>4851
She is in luck. They let us wear jeans in the office on Friday.


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>>4851
yes, especially JNCOs



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Antiques Guy vs Ashley Anonymous 01/15/2023 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No. 4587 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
(Based on a true story) One day, asking a stranger for a quick favor turns into a 90-minute hellscape fiasco.
https://videos.icum.to/w/rnfkwZ5sxuLLhvsWLw7AgE
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>>4839
But that's where I keep my geodes.


Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.4845 del
>>4844
>The fuckin ill transparency pattern leggings


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.4849 del
>>4800
>So I need a tagline for the ad.
>What sounds better
>A. Thrift, Buy and Flip
>or
>B. Thrift and Flip

So A or B?

>>4845
??? i dont see any leggings?


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.4854 del
>>4800
Flip your shit


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.4857 del
Speaking of flipping shit. I worked with a guy who flipped houses on the side and he would come across some cool stuff abandoned by their previous owners. One day when I was helping him out we came across some old penthouse magazines, a Coca-Cola cooler, Zippo lighter, a tricycle and some tools left in a rotted shed. It was all vintage too so he got some extra money out of that. I wish I grabbed that Zippo before he did...



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Film & Television Thread Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No. 4124 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.
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Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.4829 del
>when my windfall finally blows in

Sorry my friend but all signs point to that not happening. You better run around in the sun while you still can because the darkness is coming and there’s no other side to that tunnel


Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.4832 del
>>4829
Care to elaborate, doomer? Is that a threat or a warning? I will be fine either way. I am dangerous.


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Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.4836 del
>>4833
I am darkness. Come at me, bro.


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DIY WITH ASHLEY Episode 1 Anonymous 01/06/2023 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No. 4428 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Stop drinking NWO juice and start drinking NWA juice. (Natural Water by Ashley (Not to be confused with the hiphop group Niggers With Attitude juice (Nigga juice (cum)))).
https://videos.icum.to/w/guAaawMBFcbG6g5yHXJpSp

This originally showed live on https://cytu.be/r/endcorner before Endchan's monthly movie >>4346.
Edited last time by xmr on 01/07/2023 (Sat) 21:28.
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Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 23:26 [Preview] No.4793 del
She's a small glass of milk


Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.4795 del
A petite Arby’s roast beef sandwich with a various selection of milks and eggnogs


Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.4799 del
>>4762
She streams on Twitch.
https://www.twitch.tv/eugeniacooney/clip/RealViscousSpindleBCouch-pfwypi-A8HUKjltM

After all these years, Im surprised her body hasnt given out and she isnt dead yet.


>>4790
She will be soon when I get her pregnant


Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 19:40 [Preview] No.4803 del
>>4790
She's mom of two.


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>>4799
2sp00ky4me





Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.4785 del
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Likely, another clever attempt by an anon in the Ashley Jones Discord server to doxx you, Ash. I wouldn't join. Be weary of clicking links here and joining websites that someone may have root access to. This was discussed before by some of (((them))). Ain't it funny how you don't see this thread on other endchan boards?



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Ashley's Book Club Anonymous 01/16/2023 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No. 4630 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.
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Anonymous 01/19/2023 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.4711 del
Baysed


Anonymous 01/20/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.4713 del
>>4711
looks interesting, QRD?


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I suggest this book.
I think we all could benefit from reading it, especially you.

https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/modifying-retarded-behavior_john-t-neisworth/2460571/


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This is a pretty good comic, it's basically an R rated version of the movie Homeward Bound set during a world-wide epidemic where humans have gone mad and started killing eachother, but what happens to their pets? Three canine friends venture their way out of the bloody streets of NYC in hopes of finding salvation somewhere in the now masterless world. Anyone familiar with Garth Ennis' work (Crossed, The Boys, Preacher) will enjoy this.

https://viewcomics.me/comic/rover-red-charlie