Anonymous
09/29/2022 (Thu) 03:20
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I can see it now. Rolling out of bed before dawn after kissing my still sleeping wife on her head. Heading out to the barn with my assault weapon and tossing some goyslop at my feet as an Ashley runs up to feed. Aiming directly between her eyes and firing as the other Ashleys run scared. Hoisting the Ashley up high with my tractor to exsanguinate her. Then scalding her in hot water and scraping her clean. Now it's time to remove the Ashley's head. I'm going to need my wife's help with that. She brings me my big knife and we take turns eviscerating the Ashley carcass. She enjoys this as much as our son Derrick does but he's off to school. Can't help his pa out in the field today. Come to think of it, I noticed one of my guns missing from the rack? Anywho, once we split the Ashley down the middle, we take her carcass to the cooler to butcher her into chops for Sunday Supper. My wife, Ashley, loves the taste of her own meat.