/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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this is a lot like me and ashley
Dangerously close to completely violating rule 1. In your twisted little fantasy, you see yourself as a girl. Consider this a wa
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Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.536 del
asholes is pretty good to be tbh

Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.537 del
I think it was ashlings in the before times if I remember correctly

Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.543 del
haha like because she's mexican? ash ¡olé!

Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:17 [Preview] No.548 del
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Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.566 del
it's good, it's about a bunch of traumatized mentally ill people and it's borderline pyschological horror so I find it very relatable

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this is a lot like me and ashley

Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.547 del
Which nigger are you? or are you the "woman"?

Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.565 del
Kill yourself nigger lover

hey ashley i know you like pepe but do you like... le wojak??

Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.484 del
The real question is, does she like the black sun??

Anonymous 09/26/2022 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.560 del
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Yes, she loves her black son.

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this is a lot like me and ashley

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Anonymous Board owner 09/25/2022 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.483 del
>if you joined with a stealth alt account
This will literally never happen. I do not use chat apps and Element is simply a suggestion as an alternative to Discord. You guys have fun, but anyone who is leading you on that they're me will always be a catfish. Just saying this because I know for a fact people thought they were talking to me, when they 100% weren't.

>You should start an official chat somewhere
Here we are, this is as close to an official communication medium as you'll get. I have no interest in "chat" type applications, this board is the most I will participate in or set up. As >>482 said, having too many areas for communication will make each place slower. Don't get me wrong, I don't care if you guys want to have a bunch of chat rooms. The whole point of this is to have fun and if that's what you want to do, then go for it. It's just not my thing and having 1 dedicated place might be more fun and speed things up for everyone.

Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.490 del
If we made an ashleyj minecraft server would anyone play?

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Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.502 del
I never did get into minecraft even though I was in high school when it first got super popular and literally all of my friends played it. I will join if you make a gmod server though

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I thought of a cool idea for Ash merch. For like twenty bucks she'll say she's your girlfriend, let five minutes elapse, and then break up with you. That way we can all say - without lying - that Ash is our ex.
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Anonymous 09/23/2022 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.401 del

what kind of evil cunt doesn't like bunbuns?

Anonymous 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.402 del
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I think Ashley should make more Tik Tok videos. I like watching her dance.
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Anonymous 09/23/2022 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.403 del
Marky loves animals, she's only cruel to orbiters and I don't have a problem with that.

Anonymous 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.411 del
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So I was driving home from work and decided to stop at a pizzeria and order a sausage pizza to go. I got home and noticed this warning on the pizza box. Glad I noticed it. Don't know what would have happened if I didn't notice the warning. Probably would be shitting cardboard for a week.
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Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.392 del
Seabee, you lied to me. I thought we were friends? I just discovered James Woods posted that pic on twitter. Was the sausage pizza ever real? I also noticed I spelled frivolous incorrectly but would you look at that, the i is next to the o on the keyboard, now I have an excuse for the spelling nazi. Why don't you just go get you a real New York style pizza or are you afraid Spider-Man will beat you off?

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.393 del

since we're being pricks about this let me point out that it's an obvious joke. "nigga, our pizza smell so good you might try to eat it before you open the box."

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.394 del
Are you calling me, Seabee and James Woods stupid? Eating a pizza box may be a joke to you, pal, but I assure you we take this matter quite seriously. The pizza is hardly food as it is and now you expect us to eat the box for your entertainment? Let me get this straight: you think that eating a box is funny?

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.395 del
Heh, heh, and James Woods posted said pizza box on my Facebook page. I posted it as a satyrical little story sort of tongue in cheek and whether the reader of my post took my trip to the pizzeria as gospel is obviously up to the reader.
On another side note, I always liked James Woods as an actor but haven't seen him in any recent movies. I just wonder if he's not getting any acting gigs because of his outspoken politically conservative views which as you know is anathema to the Hollywood big wigs.

And yes, I'm still your friend.

Anonymous 09/23/2022 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.396 del
>why don't you just go get you a New York style pizza

Forget about Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Domino's Pizza. I've had more than my share of New York style pizza. I've always said that you can't beat the pizza made by an independent mom and pop pizzeria and that includes a Sicilian pie

Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No. 3 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i wanted to be the first one to post but i got distracted by the banners.
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Anonymous 09/17/2022 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.343 del
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Allahu Aqua!

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.389 del
Is that a sea monster?

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.390 del
No, it's a sea monkey.

Anonymous 09/22/2022 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.391 del
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happy to see this get bumped. i found another one on twitter.