/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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Song name Anonymous 01/03/2023 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No. 4375 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does anyone know what song Ashely used in her video 'Mother Undercover'? I used Shazam but it didn't work. Thanks

Anonymous 01/03/2023 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.4376 del
Hit Me with Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar

Anonymous 01/03/2023 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.4377 del
thanks kind anon

Anonymous 01/04/2023 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.4399 del
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Here is a challenge, Ive always wanted to know what this song playing in the background is. I really love the part towards the end at about 2:11 or so

The video is "uninteresting rambling fears and pepsi cans"

Anonymous 01/04/2023 (Wed) 16:37 [Preview] No.4400 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zcskSIlS9pE [Embed]

Did anybody ever find the music video for "strawberry blond hair" from the ponyboy rambling video?

Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.4751 del
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What was the pic she was replicating here? Was it mordecai?

Friday the 13th Anonymous 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No. 4554 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is everyone planning on doing for Friday the 13th?
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Anonymous 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.4565 del
Update: Things got better. Went out to eat with some coworkers for lunch. Closed a deal. Left one of the mstab8 cards on a vending machine. TBH though my old job would get me pissed off like in that skit. A combination of putting up with a ton of stress and not feeling adequately compensated for it. My new job is more of a fight but I work on my own terms and the money is way better. People put up with shitty jobs without realizing they could do better and be happier.

Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.4569 del
A fucking leaf.

Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.4579 del
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We survived to see the 14th but life will never be the same as it was on the 12th. Now this thread is going to stink up the front page for a month.

Anonymous 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.4709 del
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Sorry anon, I would delete it but I forgot the password for it.
Also, Im the biggest retard here.
You see when i posted this I got Friday the 13th mixed up with Halloween. I thought it was a special occasion like Halloween and wanted to know what ppl had planned for it.
Yes Im that retarded

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"this is a lot like me and ashley" general Anonymous 12/12/2022 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No. 3815 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
post your this is a lot like me and ashley's here
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Anonymous 01/02/2023 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.4345 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EtxADoAB30c [Embed]

this is a lot like me and Ashley :(

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Ashley look alikes Anonymous 12/13/2022 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No. 3827 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post Ashley look alikes
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Anonymous 01/06/2023 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.4426 del
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the appeal is the internal anus hair

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I prefer Ashley without a peel.

Weird Science Magic and Technology Anonymous 01/02/2023 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No. 4348 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post your sign and vaccination status.

>The Salt Lake County Health Department in Utah ranked the COVID-19 vaccination rates of the different star signs, and found that scorpions — despite having a stinger — don’t like to get pricked.

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Anonymous 01/04/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.4393 del
it was just a 'rasslin reference

3:16 for Steven Austin

and 619 for Ashley's father, Ray Mysteriano

Anonymous 01/04/2023 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.4401 del
So you're telling me Ashley and I should settle down in Wichita. What's in Wichita besides a based area code and prefix?

Anonymous 01/04/2023 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.4402 del
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Seems kind of depressing but I'd move there for ash.

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Anonymous 01/05/2023 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.4410 del
Ahhh Wichita. I spent a week there one night.

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Ashley Videos Anonymous 10/24/2022 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No. 1924 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post Ashley clips or OC new or old
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Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.4249 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY [Embed]

Anonymous 12/31/2022 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.4315 del
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god i wish that deliciously refreshing can of Pepsi were my balls

Anonymous 12/31/2022 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.4317 del
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>people thought this was a 19 year old adult woman
wow how were so many people fooled

Anonymous 01/04/2023 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.4398 del
>but officer in her "people making doritos are fucking idiots" video she said was 18 and did 1 semester of college, so she HAD to be atleast 18!
>Yeah, well tell that to the Judge pal

Happy New Year, Ash and Ashlings.
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Anonymous 01/01/2023 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.4324 del
Happy new year for all, Specially Ashley.

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Anonymous 01/01/2023 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.4331 del
2022 has been nothing but a constant struggle for me. The only good thing to come out of it was Ashley and my kittens.

I had two dreams about Ashley last night.

I woke up in a bed in a dark room and there was someone in the bed with me. So I turn the light on my phone and it was Ashley sleeping next to me. Then I heard a noise. So I try to wake Ashley up but she won't get up. I get out of bed and went towards the bedroom door to open it and I was in this house with an open plan where the kitchen, living room and dining room where all the same room. All the lights were turned on. The TV was on and the dishwasher was running because I could hear it humming. There were Christmas decorations still up and aluminum trays of food and half empty bottles of alcohol and soda on the counter. I felt like someone was in the room with me but I didn't see anyone and began walking down a hallway towards a door left ajar with blue light coming from the room at the end of the hallway. Then a door opens on the left side of the hallway and a light turns off and Ashley walks out and goes into the room with the blue light and shuts the door behind her. It freaked me out because I knew Ashley was in the room with me and I turned around to go back to that room and Ashley was standing there behind me and she said it was only Ashley. And that's when I realized that it wasn't Ashley. It was another Ashley because Ashley's name isn't actually Ashley. The Ashley in the hallway was her daughter she named Ashley.

Then I woke up, went wtf and went back to sleep and I had another dream about Ashley.

I was in a bedroom that looked a lot like my friend's old bedroom. There was a lamp turned on and some hanging shelves near the ceiling with books on them. There were these wires running along the ceiling to an old laptop in a docking station attached upside down to the ceiling. I thought this was strange and got it down and sat at an old wooden computer desk to open it. The first thing I noticed was my /ashleyj/ folder on the desktop but I was confused because this was not my laptop. I open the folder and it's full of Ashley nudes. Then Ashley walks in and is really upset with me for using her laptop. I tell her it has my /ashleyj/ folder on it though and she tells me those pics are for her. Then she leaves the room. I look back at the screen and there is a nude selfie of Ashley in a bathroom mirror with an onlyfans watermark and I realized that Ashley had started an onlyfans so she could pay herself to masturbate to her own pics.

Anonymous 01/02/2023 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.4344 del
Happy new year to everyone!
lets hope our lives can get just that lil bit better, not expecting much, but a slight improvement would suffice

May an individual submit more than one entry over the year for the Cuckies?

MERRY CHRISTMAS ASHLEY!! Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No. 4248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey Ashley, I bet this comes as a big surprise for you, but we all got together and made you a card. Merry Christmas, we love you!
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Anonymous 12/31/2022 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.4314 del
>Ashley likes chubby dudes
>We all want lose weight

what a cruel twist

Anonymous 12/31/2022 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.4318 del
decisions,decisions, decisions

Anonymous 01/01/2023 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.4320 del
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Ashley, I'm ready for our date to the grand buffet.

Anonymous 01/01/2023 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.4322 del
Sorry, Anon, I win. She's mine. See you at the All You Can Eat.

Anonymous 01/01/2023 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.4333 del
Sure, you can come along on our date ...if you can get up. Ashley can only hand feed one one of us. Don't think I won't tip you over on your rascal scooter, Seabee.

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gay liota Anonymous 12/29/2022 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No. 4288 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>gay liota
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Anonymous 12/30/2022 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.4303 del
Forgot to post this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1ciuvcF6jWY [Embed]

Anonymous 12/30/2022 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.4306 del
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>play ingdota

Anonymous 12/30/2022 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.4311 del

asian pagoda

Anonymous 12/31/2022 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.4312 del
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>girl I'd love to show ya (show ya)

Anonymous 12/31/2022 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.4313 del
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>a refreshing club soda