/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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gay liota Anonymous 12/29/2022 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No. 4288 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>gay liota
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Anonymous 12/30/2022 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.4303 del
Forgot to post this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1ciuvcF6jWY [Embed]

Anonymous 12/30/2022 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.4306 del
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>play ingdota

Anonymous 12/30/2022 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.4311 del

asian pagoda

Anonymous 12/31/2022 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.4312 del
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>girl I'd love to show ya (show ya)

Anonymous 12/31/2022 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.4313 del
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>a refreshing club soda

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NO ASHLEY ALLOWED THREAD, OTHER ANONS WELCOME Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No. 4023 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]


We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.
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Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.4236 del

Is it just me or is Figment and Spyro the same person? Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together? Are they blood relations?

Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.4237 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8jgIWVrDxuQ [Embed]
Merry Christmas Ashley and /ashleyj/

Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.4242 del
I didn't know Figment existed until today. I don't think they are the same dragon. Figment clearly has jaundice. Spyro is just another forgotten child actor who is still coming to terms with the fact that they aren't cute anymore and are in the closet like Macaulay Culkin. The same fate that Ashley chose.

Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.4245 del
I think its time to present the card in a brand new thread yeah? OP wanna do the honours?

Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.4247 del
on it

Guess who just made her annual Christmas video. Also link to 2 songs she just made. Damn, she's like Ash, she doesn't age.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wO2hesJd7k4 [Embed]
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Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.4233 del
Ashley is the best 4chan queen. Fuck everyone else.

Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.4234 del
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taylor foreskin extreme coming in hot with a fichtean synthesis - blue eyed beaner.

Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.4240 del
I'm pretty sure that's Jessica Alba in Fantastic Four.

Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.4241 del
I wonder why Ashley and Rose are always discussed together. Why is that?

Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.4243 del
I wasn't aware this was a thing? I thought it was Ashley and Andy Milonakis always being discussed together.

i can make her straight real quick Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No. 4095 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I can make her straight real quick
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Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 18:46 [Preview] No.4142 del
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I can make her lesbo again

Anonymous 12/23/2022 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.4189 del
I can make her make me a sandwich

Anonymous 12/23/2022 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.4190 del
That’s a tall order. She doesn’t know how to microwave cheese sticks

Anonymous 12/23/2022 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.4191 del
straight quik you say? too rich for my blood.

Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.4193 del
I'd warm my cheese stick in her oven

Mandela Effects Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No. 3347 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just came across a Mandela Effect nobody else has noticed.

Bomb-omb or Bob-omb?

I've always known it to be bomb-omb, bob-omb makes no sense. If you write out Bomb-omb it's bomb twice, which makes more sense than Bob-omb. What do you remember? Also, post more Mandela Effects.
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Anonymous 12/22/2022 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.4169 del
I had another dream about her after recently watching her movie half way through. Ashley was working with some YouTuber who wanted her involvement in some web series that was one of those fake reality show sitcoms and Ashley was going to be working with a troupe of other internet famous comedians. It was like the show Community but they only interacted with one another on a Zoom call. A camera man would follow her around and she did interviews like on all NBC sitcoms about the random Vine videos she made. Ashley started taking acting lessons and her costars became jealous of her because she quickly stole the show with her method acting. One of her female costars who was Cecily Strong from SNL for some reason boasted about having a celebrity stalker. So not to be outdone, Ashley had contacted me and told me to come see her but I accidentally walked in during filming to talk to her and since it was a reality tv show, I didn't realize they were filming. It was like the show To Catch a Predator but Ashley would try to shoo me away and plug her ears and say I'm not really there like a schizo but then tell me not to go when I was leaving and it was confusing. They couldn't reshoot anything so I was just kept in the show but not given a credit and people kept asking in the comments what's going on and who is that guy because of her weird behavior towards me and the mystery memed us to internet celebrity status. I was added to the show but in the intro, I still had no name. It just said featuring and showed my face. I was sleeping on her couch in the background of her interviews. I was in her shower and she came into the bathroom to talk to herself in the mirror but she was really talking to me because that's the only privacy we had. We were being investigated by the FBI because of our crypto and episodes of the show were being used as evidence but that only made the show blow up even more. The FBI agent wanted her autograph but I told her not to sign anything without a lawyer present. Ashley's dad didn't want me shacking up with his daughter because I was a nobody. Ashley told me she liked me but she was waiting on some guy she met over the internet but that guy was me and she didn't know because she somehow catfished herself. Ashley was dipping McDonald's french fries into peanut butter and eating them and it became their new dipping sauce and all the Rick and Morty fans freaked out again.

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Anonymous 12/23/2022 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.4177 del
yo based

Anonymous 12/23/2022 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.4186 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ToFdvE7y9BA [Embed]

Anonymous 12/23/2022 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.4187 del
looooooooool so funny
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q [Embed]

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>>4000 GET

Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.4037 del
God damn it Derrick

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Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.4141 del
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Trying to shoot up a Walmart with horse dildos. That's so Derrick

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TikTok Tranny | Movie Trailer (2022) Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No. 3209 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ashley made an entire movie.

A formerly internet famous tomboy realizes her days of internet fame are long gone. No longer receiving the online attention she craves, she turns to drastic measures to reclaim her stardom. Even if that means becoming a "female to male to female" transgender to get TikTok famous. Follow her journey to deceive hundreds of thousands of internet users in her quest for online attention, with the raunchiest, most offensive, and tone deaf documentary of recent times.

December 3rd, 2022. Premieres livestreamed free on Endchan's Cytube channel: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Times: 4pm EST | 3pm CST | 2pm MST | 1pm PST
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Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.3959 del
>let's say davinci resolve is feeding its masters all kinds of information about you
If you are not following security measures related to your threat level that's a you problem.
Regardless you won't find any FOSS video editor that let you do anything remarkable.
>inb4 you can't trust FOSS are you even reading the source code?
If you want to be secure stay offline.

Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.3960 del
This guy is really more fucked up than I thought. So not only did he murder his wife, now he's a part of the adrenochrome club?

Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.3965 del
>If you are not following security measures related to your threat level that's a you problem.
do you mean threat model? if so you're right but I'm not sure what you mean here exactly.
>Regardless you won't find any FOSS video editor that let you do anything remarkable.
remarkable no (a hard no), but for the very basics several of them are good enough. you can even cut/combine with ffmpeg if your neckbeard is long enough.
>If you want to be secure stay offline.
underrated, 100% agree.

Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.3979 del
Yep threat model, I need to sleep.
>I'm not sure what you mean here exactly.
You run stuff you are not sure of in a sandbox environment, if you have the need to do so. It's up to you to decide how and when.

Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.4064 del
The thing that really frosts my balls is that this piece of shit, hypocrite, elites, head of the World Ecnomic Forum Klaus Schwab who wants everyone to eat bugs will be sitting at his dining room table eating filet mignon. It's the do as I say not as I do with these pieces of shit and our government will be right there kissing his wrinlled ass.

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alo Anonymous 10/20/2022 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No. 1754 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hi its izos , alo
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Anonymous 10/26/2022 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.1984 del
concerning how? I'm sorry anon, but college will probably destroy the person you used to know. best case scenario she avoids a good portion of the indoctrination and "only" escapes with a worthless degree and $40,000 in debt, but I wouldn't count on it

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I came home to my cat up in a tree with a SpaghettiOs can stuck on her head. Uh-Oh SpaghettiOs.

Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.4003 del
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>It's my fault the bird died
No it wasnt, like the other anon said, most ppl wouldnt have cared and left it there to die.
You didnt, you cared enough to take it with you, but despite all the years of domestication cats are still very much predatory animals and will hunt

I have that problem too

>They like to sleep at the foot of my bed together and it's like having a heated blanket.
one of the best things about cats, especially if they purr whilst lying there


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Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.4006 del
Rip Sam
Nothing stays gold forever.
Stay gold Sammy boy. Stay gold.

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HO HO HO Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No. 3460 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Enjoy the custom .css, I tried my best to make it usable while still having character for the season. If any of you don't like it, you're a baby bitch.

I made a GTK3 theme for Linux. Please, for the love of god, somebody humor me and install the theme. The theme has:
Blue Christmas GTK3 theme
Red folder icons
3 Christmas cursors
Blue Christmas terminal appearance
Animated Christmas tree click-and-drag desktop widget
Look and install the theme: https://icum.to/making-gtk-theme-linux/

I managed to make a click-and-drag Christmas tree desktop widget. Bring a little Christmas cheer to your desktop if you use Linux. Hope things work as intended. Feedback is welcome.

My homepage is also Christmas themed. Again, only baby bitches don't like festive .css and html, which adds soul and life to the internet. You aren't a lil baby bitch, are you?
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Anonymous 12/07/2022 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.3727 del
This is great. Makes me wish there was a Monkey Island-esk retro Ashley video game.

Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.3931 del
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crap we forgot to make one of these

Anonymous 12/16/2022 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.3934 del
Oh shit that's perfect. ash get off your ass and make it happen!

Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.3939 del
oh hey she did it, nice work anon >>3931

Anonymous 12/17/2022 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.3940 del
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Well god damn. Thank you guys. All I did was photoshop a Garfield picture. It's not like I'm Ashley's favorite retard or anything.

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Hey, in the years you've been gone, have you kept up with playing guitar?
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Anonymous 12/13/2022 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.3830 del
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the dance move thing she's doing with her hands gets progressively smaller as she goes from black to white to asian. You're going to want to familiarize yourself with dick and fart jokes to fully appreciate Ashley's unique brand of humor

Anonymous 12/13/2022 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.3832 del
Familiarize yourself with dick and fart jokes? Is that some sort of gay thing?

Anonymous 12/13/2022 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.3833 del
In my experience she's got the sizes pretty accurate.

Anonymous 12/13/2022 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.3834 del
I-I mean th-that's only because of porn I've seen. Porn with women!

Anonymous 12/13/2022 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.3838 del
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>In my experience
So there's either a gay man or another female here apart from ashley AND they both burn coal. What a day