>>4301
Forgot to post this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1ciuvcF6jWY [Embed]

>>4301

asian pagoda

>>4213

Is it just me or is Figment and Spyro the same person? Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together? Are they blood relations?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8jgIWVrDxuQ [Embed]
Merry Christmas Ashley and /ashleyj/

>>4236
I didn't know Figment existed until today. I don't think they are the same dragon. Figment clearly has jaundice. Spyro is just another forgotten child actor who is still coming to terms with the fact that they aren't cute anymore and are in the closet like Macaulay Culkin. The same fate that Ashley chose.

I think its time to present the card in a brand new thread yeah? OP wanna do the honours?

>>4245
on it

Ashley is the best 4chan queen. Fuck everyone else.

taylor foreskin extreme coming in hot with a fichtean synthesis - blue eyed beaner.

>>4234
I'm pretty sure that's Jessica Alba in Fantastic Four.

I wonder why Ashley and Rose are always discussed together. Why is that?

>>4241
I wasn't aware this was a thing? I thought it was Ashley and Andy Milonakis always being discussed together.

>>4095
I can make her lesbo again

I can make her make me a sandwich

That’s a tall order. She doesn’t know how to microwave cheese sticks

straight quik you say? too rich for my blood.

>>4190
I'd warm my cheese stick in her oven

I had another dream about her after recently watching her movie half way through. Ashley was working with some YouTuber who wanted her involvement in some web series that was one of those fake reality show sitcoms and Ashley was going to be working with a troupe of other internet famous comedians. It was like the show Community but they only interacted with one another on a Zoom call. A camera man would follow her around and she did interviews like on all NBC sitcoms about the random Vine videos she made. Ashley started taking acting lessons and her costars became jealous of her because she quickly stole the show with her method acting. One of her female costars who was Cecily Strong from SNL for some reason boasted about having a celebrity stalker. So not to be outdone, Ashley had contacted me and told me to come see her but I accidentally walked in during filming to talk to her and since it was a reality tv show, I didn't realize they were filming. It was like the show To Catch a Predator but Ashley would try to shoo me away and plug her ears and say I'm not really there like a schizo but then tell me not to go when I was leaving and it was confusing. They couldn't reshoot anything so I was just kept in the show but not given a credit and people kept asking in the comments what's going on and who is that guy because of her weird behavior towards me and the mystery memed us to internet celebrity status. I was added to the show but in the intro, I still had no name. It just said featuring and showed my face. I was sleeping on her couch in the background of her interviews. I was in her shower and she came into the bathroom to talk to herself in the mirror but she was really talking to me because that's the only privacy we had. We were being investigated by the FBI because of our crypto and episodes of the show were being used as evidence but that only made the show blow up even more. The FBI agent wanted her autograph but I told her not to sign anything without a lawyer present. Ashley's dad didn't want me shacking up with his daughter because I was a nobody. Ashley told me she liked me but she was waiting on some guy she met over the internet but that guy was me and she didn't know because she somehow catfished herself. Ashley was dipping McDonald's french fries into peanut butter and eating them and it became their new dipping sauce and all the Rick and Morty fans freaked out again.

>>4170
yo based

looooooooool so funny
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q [Embed]

God damn it Derrick

>>4000
based

Trying to shoot up a Walmart with horse dildos. That's so Derrick

>>3955
>let's say davinci resolve is feeding its masters all kinds of information about you
If you are not following security measures related to your threat level that's a you problem.
Regardless you won't find any FOSS video editor that let you do anything remarkable.
>inb4 you can't trust FOSS are you even reading the source code?
If you want to be secure stay offline.

>>3946
This guy is really more fucked up than I thought. So not only did he murder his wife, now he's a part of the adrenochrome club?

>>3959
>If you are not following security measures related to your threat level that's a you problem.
do you mean threat model? if so you're right but I'm not sure what you mean here exactly.
>Regardless you won't find any FOSS video editor that let you do anything remarkable.
remarkable no (a hard no), but for the very basics several of them are good enough. you can even cut/combine with ffmpeg if your neckbeard is long enough.
>If you want to be secure stay offline.
underrated, 100% agree.

>>3965
Yep threat model, I need to sleep.
>I'm not sure what you mean here exactly.
You run stuff you are not sure of in a sandbox environment, if you have the need to do so. It's up to you to decide how and when.

>>3955
The thing that really frosts my balls is that this piece of shit, hypocrite, elites, head of the World Ecnomic Forum Klaus Schwab who wants everyone to eat bugs will be sitting at his dining room table eating filet mignon. It's the do as I say not as I do with these pieces of shit and our government will be right there kissing his wrinlled ass.

>>1981
concerning how? I'm sorry anon, but college will probably destroy the person you used to know. best case scenario she avoids a good portion of the indoctrination and "only" escapes with a worthless degree and $40,000 in debt, but I wouldn't count on it

I came home to my cat up in a tree with a SpaghettiOs can stuck on her head. Uh-Oh SpaghettiOs.

>>1953
>It's my fault the bird died
No it wasnt, like the other anon said, most ppl wouldnt have cared and left it there to die.
You didnt, you cared enough to take it with you, but despite all the years of domestication cats are still very much predatory animals and will hunt

>>1959
I have that problem too

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>>1972
Cute!
>They like to sleep at the foot of my bed together and it's like having a heated blanket.
one of the best things about cats, especially if they purr whilst lying there

>>1973

>>4003
Rip Sam
Nothing stays gold forever.
Stay gold Sammy boy. Stay gold.

>>3717
This is great. Makes me wish there was a Monkey Island-esk retro Ashley video game.

crap we forgot to make one of these

>>3931
Oh shit that's perfect. ash get off your ass and make it happen!

>>3934
oh hey she did it, nice work anon >>3931

Well god damn. Thank you guys. All I did was photoshop a Garfield picture. It's not like I'm Ashley's favorite retard or anything.

>>3828
the dance move thing she's doing with her hands gets progressively smaller as she goes from black to white to asian. You're going to want to familiarize yourself with dick and fart jokes to fully appreciate Ashley's unique brand of humor

>>3830
Familiarize yourself with dick and fart jokes? Is that some sort of gay thing?

>>3830
In my experience she's got the sizes pretty accurate.

>>3833
I-I mean th-that's only because of porn I've seen. Porn with women!

>>3833
>In my experience
So there's either a gay man or another female here apart from ashley AND they both burn coal. What a day