/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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ITS ALREADY SNOWING WHERE IM AT Anonymous 11/15/2022 (Tue) 21:47 [Preview] No. 2800 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It’s snow time everyone!
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Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.3788 del
It's not snowing here yet,
I feel like the past 8 years or so, southern New England has had such mild winters
It might be any year now that we don't get snow once....
Pic is from last week, I was having a romp around the woods with the deer, chasing them all around.

Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.3789 del
Pissing the bed can keep you warm, though

Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.3790 del
If you find deer that are used to seeing people, sometimes they'll come close enough and you can feed them. It reminds me of this video
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Anonymous 12/12/2022 (Mon) 01:42 [Preview] No.3802 del
Nice shot. I usually have deer come around to try to get at my garden. This year they even came on to my porch and ate my rose bushes. I think during the winter though they go to a different neighborhood though.

Anonymous 12/12/2022 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.3813 del

Does anyone else think the female character (played by Léa Seydoux) in the new Death Stranding 2 trailer looks a bit like Ashley? like if she had that hairstyle? They both kind of have similar eyes, cheekbones and jawline as well

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tp6fSjMb0MQ [Embed]

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ITT post sexy criminals
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Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.3791 del
she looked even better before she went in

Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.3793 del
isn't that charlize theron on the right?
>tfw no literal retard gf

Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.3797 del
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Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.3798 del
What's the QRD on this guy again?

Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.3799 del
Vaxxmaxxed his wife to death then cashed in on the insurance money to do secret camping with his gay neighbor who he was having an affair with. Now that I think about it the story is a lot like that netflix documentary where the guy pushed his wife down the stairs. Honey, come to the top of the stairs I want to show you something really cool.

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SPREAD ASHLEY CAMPAIGN Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No. 2567 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The modern web is garbage, why try to spread Ashley online when we should all want to spread Ashley in real life? This is the Spread Ashley Campaign.

Do your part to share her videos with the world. There are many ways you can do this. Let us discuss how we would spread Ashley.

I will be contributing to the Spread Ashley Campaign. I've made a few fliers for the cause.

All fliers these would be ideal inside toilet stalls, by bus stops, on lamp posts, a communal billboard. (That is, if you get consent from the property owner of these places.) You could also put these on people's cars (with their consent. Ask the owner of the car if you have their permission to put the flier on their car).

Challenge mode: Take a picture of the flier where you posted it. You will gain extra internet points.
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Big route today. Made about 30 or so drops. Obviously couldn't snap a pic of every one but here are a few. Was going to hand some out to bums but didn't come across any being that it was rainy and shitty all day

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and someone will be taking home a very special poinsettia this season

Anonymous 12/08/2022 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.3735 del
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great work getting out there and spreading Ashley's butthole to the public and the card looks great too.

Anonymous 12/08/2022 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.3737 del
This is absolutely hilarious. The poinsettias made me audibly laugh. fantastic job anon.

Anonymous 12/08/2022 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.3738 del
This man is doing the lord's work. Great locations to drop these, I like how you put the mstab8 card next to the gay people hugging each other. Yes, that art style is supposed to represent actual gay people.

>and someone will be taking home a very special poinsettia this season
kek this is pure gold. If I was going to a shoe store I would slip one into a shoe.

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BANNER THREAD Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No. 2 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post your custom banners and I will upload them (if they are good enough) to this board. They must be this size: 466 width x 190 height
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Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.2679 del
Not to mention, in a movie about ASHLEY JONES.

Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.2680 del
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>already partaking in the watching of Christmas movies
Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.2682 del
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Wait, who told you that you look like Rebecca Chambers? I thought I was the one who posted that and I don't remember posting about it on the board? Leon likes a hapa btw so your hubba hubba pic is accurate. Rebecca ends up with pic related. I don't give a shit about cosplay but I won't deny that I do find some of the girls in costume hot. You would totally pull off a Rebecca Chambers cosplay but I would totally attempt pull off your costume. What happened to you liking fat hairy old guys? You got me sweating because I'm not sweating in the gym.

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Anti-Gay Anonymous 12/05/2022 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.3613 del
Ashley I find you funny and cute and intelligent but I am in constant fear of seeing gay shit that disgust me to my very core when I watch your videos. Please stop putting gay porno in your videos. Thanks and Merry Christmas.

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Hey kids Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No. 2488 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
New Ashley video will be premiering LIVE today around 4:50pm EST, right before Endchan's monthly movie. There will be a live chat. Come join us: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Update: Stream is over. Watch the new video here: https://videos.icum.to/w/qxiVTowoo1YsZ8Y2KhjLem

Thank you to Endchan and for everyone who came. Now post your drawings, boys.
Edited last time by xmr on 11/05/2022 (Sat) 22:55.
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Anonymous 11/22/2022 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.3149 del
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>with his family

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.3294 del
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As far as I know, Tencent has a minority share in Discord. The Chinese have a minority share in a lot of American companies. I'm not sure if Tencent is a willing puppet of the CCP but I do know the CCP does have some influence over them. It would be expected that their gov't would want to influence users on their network. Our gov't does that too. The majority of Chinese actually support their gov't so it wouldn't be farfetched that they would work with them when asked. There might be consequences if they don't. Last I heard, Tencent is on thin ice with the CCP. Due to recent gov't regulations, they lost a lot of stock value and the company is on life support. I don't know what's the hubbub with TikTok. I don't use it. It seems pointless. I know it's owned by a Chinese company. I know Trump started a pissing contest with them and it's a big deal in Washington right now. Just seems like an old fashioned Yellow Peril to me, which is as American as apple pie. I've been hearing the Chinese were going to take over the world for the past three decades. They can't even take their island back.

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.3296 del
>I've been hearing the Chinese were going to take over the world for the past three decades. They can't even take their island back.
underrated opinion. "muh china is coming" and "ccp le evil" is such a boomer take. the same evil that controls china exists here. china is the staging ground for their global plans (social credit etc). if you want to know what's coming to the west, take a look at china.
however, this isn't an endorsement of their aptitude for social domination. take for example the "great firewall" of china. the project wasn't even fully realized until like 2006. to this day it is easily circumvented (well, easily if you know what you're doing). point is, the dinosaurs in charge didn't even say, "hmm, this internet thing could be a problem for keeping the masses under control" until the mid 2000s. morons. here in the west, in modern times, we've taken a different tact: cancel culture. don't like what someone is saying? no laws necessary - just get their hosting providers to shut them down, cut off their access to financial services, etc. which method of censorship is more effective is yet to be seen, but I suspect its the latter, actually.

Anonymous 11/26/2022 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.3298 del
This is the global elitist and founder of the World Economic Forum that I would be concerned about. Klaus Schwab declared on Chinese State TV that China is a model for many nations.

Anonymous 12/04/2022 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.3598 del
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Yeah, this guy is a real jerk. He wants to merge outworld with ours. He's no match for Rex Kwon Do, though. Just break the wrist, walk away.

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THANKSGIVING THREAD Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No. 3180 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Howdy, Pilgrims!

It's that time of year again. The comfiest of comfy holidays. Let us break bread, forgive each other for our transgressions, and be thankful for what we have.

What are your plans for turkey day? What are you cooking/eating? What are you thankful for this year?

I will start with the obvious: I'm thankful that Ashy came back.
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Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.3496 del
Cost be damned. If you're clearing a micky in 1 sesh then it's best not to get handles. You could kill yourself. We're probably at about the same fighting weight. Typically I clear a 750 of whiskey and a six pack if I'm staying up late on the weekend.
I'm glad you volunteered this info. It reaffirms my hypothesis that dropping the mstab8 cards at liquor stores and beer distributors is probably the best strat. Ashley's core demo is neurotics, alcoholics, and broken people that are all sardonically mad at the world.

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No.3503 del
Why do you drink? I'm not judging, just curious.I don't relate to the "masking problems" mindset, would rather change my surroundings or work on myself than rely on substances. Are you concerned about the long term effects of alcohol?

>dropping the mstab8 cards at liquor stores and beer distributors is probably the best strat.
I have a suspicion that getting raging alcoholics with a truck load of problems oozing over an internet girl isn't the best idea. You aren't wrong though, the demographic here is virgins and alcoholics, we need a few more semi-sane people here.

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.3507 del
You're right and also it occurred to me that a lot of the drunks probably won't happen to find the card hidden in the packaging. I'm sticking with going around to businesses downtown in the city and around the college campus where there are a lot of shops.

Anonymous 12/02/2022 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.3522 del
I will down like half the bottle of the cheapest Vodka, in one go to get the buzz going, then I have 1 or 2 cans of bourbon and cola.
Yeah, Im concerned with the health problems. The last month or so my sides around my stomach/rib area have began to hurt a lot and Ive gotten the shakes a bit the morning after
My sleep is really really poor. I get decent hours but the sleep quality is complete shit.
and the obvious weight gain

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I used to work in a high-end liquor store. Sometimes a fifth is cheaper that the handle. Sometimes a liter is cheaper than both. If you buy small bottles to keep yourself from drinking too much in one night, you have a problem. I buy fifths because I liked the way they looked behind my minibar. I'm more of a teetotaler than a social drinker. I do drink, just not enough. I wanted to learn to mix drinks because it's like chemistry. I'm still ticked about losing my whiskey collection. I had some hard to find whiskeys and bourbons like Blanton's. I had the Blanton's full line up. Vodka is shit. So are most tequilas. I go for Tito's vodka now but only to make Vodka sauce with. I only have a bottle of Jägermeister Scharf now. It's hot ginger. I take a swig of it when I shoot something. I also have pic related. It's from a now defunct distillery. They were well liked but the economy killed them. It's Carolina Reaper and Ghost Pepper vodka. It's too hot to handle. I don't even dare to take a shot of it. A coworker did and he went home early because it fucked up his stomach bad.

/pw/ - Professional Wrestling Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No. 2306 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
On this day, the Day of the Dead, we pay tribute to all those who have died for his daughter's hand and honor the man, the myth and son of the Legend, Rey Mysterio! May Mary once again feel this scorpio's sting.

Press F to pay respects.
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Anonymous 11/13/2022 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.2740 del
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Yeah, home cooked meals are the best but the occasional fast food is fine
Im guessing you will be opting for a closed casket funeral?

Anonymous 11/15/2022 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.2774 del
It's not a problem. I still don't understand what you mean by gatekeeper attitude. I have no direct control here. Wasn't sure if you were one of the shitheads who retaliate against my posts because they believe I'm the anon messing with them. They don't realize there are other anon that actually just don't like them and they may have just recently made asses of themselves. I was defensive because I wanted to see where this conversation would be going. I don't appreciate when young people talk negatively of the elderly because we're all going to be old some day and I saw first hand how people in my own family treated my grandfather when all he could do was open his wallet for them. I once had to run off a black teenager that would come over and extort money out of him. It had been going on for months and I just happened to be there one day.
I can. The reason I got out today was because it was cold and it's hard for me to focus on anything while working on my pc while it's cold. I don't have heat at my house. I used to be like that. I used to have really bad anxiety and would only go out at night. People tend to be drawn to me now so it's hard to avoid them. I don't like meaningless conversation either. I hate when people are already aware of something and ask you anyway just to strike up a conversation with you. When I go to the grocery store, I get followed by employees and loss prevention a lot. It's funny because loss prevention will actually try and stop me sometimes and you can hear the hesitation in their voice when they confront me. I always have fun with it. People tend to assume I'm a bad person but what they really see is the reflection of their own insecurities they hold within themselves.

Anonymous 11/15/2022 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.2788 del
rocco botte (look it up)

Anonymous 12/02/2022 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.3511 del
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Anonymous 12/02/2022 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.3514 del
should have used your finishing move "The Batista Bum" on him GOSH U GAY RETARD

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Alright Ashley, enough's enough! You've had your fun but I have to get to work tomorrow. So where'd you hide my penis.

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.3504 del
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She hid it in my asshole. Come and get it sweetie!

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.3506 del
We talkin boy penis?

Anonymous 12/01/2022 (Thu) 23:43 [Preview] No.3508 del
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hey taz, want to join my secret club? we're going to take over the world and stuff

Anonymous 12/02/2022 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.3513 del
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Have you looked under the couch?
If she has it youre likely never getting it back btw...

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1 hour of answering your questions. Anonymous 11/13/2022 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No. 2745 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The living text wall answers your questions.

>2004 webcam
Not all of us enjoy the "perks" of the modern internet, such as having 4k livestreamed anal inspections. Enjoy your authentic old school Q and A video :3

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Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.3237 del
>Some of those posts are mine.
yeah, all of them, fag

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.3238 del
Since it bothers you that much, I want you to close your eyes and breathe deeply. Now imagine yourself in a place where I actually care. My dad has never struck me. I've never had any woman shack up with me. Did you have Accelerated Reader at your school because your reading comprehension isn't so good. You should read them again. I'm going to test you on it later. For every post of mine Ashley reads, it adds up to a pizza gift card.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.3239 del
Don't flatter yourself, sweetie. That's just your gaydar going off in the mirror.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.3246 del
Kill yourself.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.3248 del

I'm not sure how? I learn by example. Perhaps you should demonstrate. I can't be expected to do everything for you, baby boi.