/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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I'm actually frightened out of my wits. (((They))) really are trying to kill us all.
Have you seen this??
https://rumble.com/v1wac7i-world-premier-died-suddenly.html


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.3175 del
ya, its cleaning house time. here is the real thing. The vax is a soft extermination but dont worry, they have a plan for the those who didnt get the vax too.


Anonymous 11/23/2022 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.3179 del
Wow I thought this was just going to state the facts of VARES. They actually open it with the fact that elites are deliberately trying to kill people and lower birth rates



Hey, Ash, I hit on an idea to maybe broaden your fan base.
Sometimes I go on youtube and it's algorithm shows a video you made back in 2014-2015. Sometimes the comments aren't disabled and people ask where is she or I miss her or cool vid etc. Some of the comments are recent, like 2 or 3 months ago. I can reply to the comments and say that she's back and give your web site and your icum.to site. Doing that triggers the notification bell on the youtube site for the person who wrote the comment and eventually they'll see the notification and maybe visit your sites. I don't want to do anything without your permission, so what do you think?
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Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.3088 del
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Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.3090 del
>>3084
OK, whenever one of your vids pops up while I'm perusing youtube and the comments aren't disabled I'll give it a try.

Sure, you can be my mascot and you're probably a quick learner, ever use a nail gun? You'd look pretty hot wearing shorts, a tool belt and work boots.


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.3093 del
>>3085
I've only got one truck, a pick up, so no space for vinyl wrap since by State regs I have to have the name of my contracting company on the door panels. Was a good idea though.


Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.3100 del
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>>3084
Oh man, Ashley already has beautiful milky white skin but Ashley with a tan sounds pretty hot. Too bad I can't have both... or can I? Ashley with bikini tan lines? Best of both worlds.


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>>3100
>Ashley with bikini tan lines?
anon... oh god.



Cum Tribute General Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No. 1093 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's make this clear. This is NOT a gay thread at all. I need videos of men jacking off or cumming to pictures of me, I know at least 2 exist and I can't find them. This is for a future video I'm working on at the moment. If you for some reason don't have those videos saved, you are welcum to cumtribute your own.

Do not post them in this thread. Post them on the old gay tranny board, that way I can get what I want without messing up this board with gay shit. Visit the old board at your own risk, while you wont get any viruses from this board, you might get the HIV virus from the old board.
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Anonymous 11/17/2022 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.2869 del
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I hope she finds a place to include my cum in the big video, but I'll understand if she doesn't. It'd be nice. I mean, you can't have everything in life, but I admit I'll be a bit bummed if I don't see it.


Anonymous 11/17/2022 (Thu) 21:59 [Preview] No.2872 del
>>2869
i kinda regret not doing one. mine would've been unique, but i also don't know how i feel about exposing myself, even anonymously.


Anonymous 11/17/2022 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.2873 del
You blew it. Ashley asked for your cum. Opportunity of a life time.
-You'll never be in an ashley video
-You'll never have had ashley look at your cum and tell you what she thinks about your cum
Now you're a broken man on a Halifax pier. It's over.


Anonymous 11/19/2022 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.3014 del
>>2873
goddamn them all, I was told we'd shoot our seed to american girl fire no cum, shed no tears


Anonymous 11/19/2022 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.3016 del



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>>3000 GET


Anonymous 11/19/2022 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.3002 del
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>>3000
Congratulations on the GET, but have you figured out how to make cheese sticks yet?

didnt think so...


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Supporting Ashley is on sale! Anonymous 11/09/2022 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No. 2629 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It’s time to get into crypto if you haven’t. I know I told you September was the bottom but all my Weimar Fibonacci sequence technical analysis says THIS is the bottom! And if you want to see more of Ashley’s bottom around here it’s time to buy some XMR too. With democrats stealing their 2nd election in a row in broad daylight and no one doing anything about it the best advice I can give you is to empty your savings account and your 401k. Stocks aren’t safe, bonds aren’t even fucking safe, and the dollar will continue to go to shit. Why not put every cent you have into XMR? The 87000 new IRS agents that are being rolled out to enforce neo-feudalism won’t be able to take your money AND you get ease of access to supporting Ashley! More Ashley support means more Ashley! It’s just that simple! BUY XMR TODAY!
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Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.2675 del
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>mfw a currency is on sale


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.2704 del
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>>2675
monero is "on sale" relative to USD. USD has been going "on sale" for over a century. picrel is actually outdated now. $1 in 1913 dollars is equivalent to about $30 today.


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.2706 del
>>2704
forgot to add that the right hand side of this image is ashley's typical shopping list


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.2709 del
>>2706
>30 Hershey's chocolate bars
>10 rolls of toilet paper
Is that for eating those 30 bars of Hershey's chocolate? 10 rolls of toilet paper almost seems too little for that, especially since chocolate is a diuretic. One wouldn't know where the chocolate ends and where the shit begins.


Anonymous 11/12/2022 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.2727 del
>>2709
How much is ex-lax worth? I ate an entire bar of ex-lax as a kid thinking it was just chocolate.



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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BATCH Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 23:43 [Preview] No. 2190 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Be careful driving this Halloween night. You never know who's out on the road, sweetie.
https://videos.icum.to/w/8PdMhYT2AkvHUUGmCAW8Qe

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Website updates for Oct. 31. Read: https://icum.to/horsecock
You can submit your questions here as well.
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Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.2690 del
>>2684
I saw somewhere that you can use a papaya to practice going down on a girl. I've been told that if she wants that she will show you how to do it and not to worry about it though.
>>2687
I love blood oranges. My family makes jelly from blood oranges and palm fruit and that shit is amazing. I heard there are too many variables to determine the taste of pussy but the absolute worst is clean pussy fresh from a bath. I heard pussy tastes like a bloody lip or licking your arm pit but the smell can deceive you making you think it tastes something like vanilla. I also heard that if you can eat tuna fish straight out of the can, you'll have no issue and I eat that tuna all the time. Also heard the same thing about Clamato.
>>2688
That's looks pretty good. I'm thinking Arby's. Gonna get some curly fries and mozzarella sticks too.


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.2691 del
>>2689
>click on image to enlarge
>image only expands by about 3 pixels


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.2701 del
>>2691
yeah I was in a hurry to find that particular image and that was the first one I found. your cat pic isn't that big either buddy


Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.2703 del
>>2701
Brb gonna find a 350MB cat picture


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alo Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No. 2661 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
rumours are tru. im bk . rdy or not here i be https://odysee.com/@edimap:6/WIN_20221109_16_28_55_Pro:f


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.2662 del
fronyin nigaz give me da hibijibis


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.2664 del
frontin nigaz give me da hibijibis


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.2667 del
>>2661
izosmios is that you in the video?

sit back, relax... you've earned this one.



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Last night I finally had my first Ashley wet dream. I've been thinking about her a lot lately and when I think about something for a consistent period of time I will dream about it. Have you guys ever had a wet dream of her? I really enjoyed it and am planning on trying out lucid dreaming.

Discuss your Ashley related wet dreams, masturbation stories, and fantasies. The more detailed the better
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Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.2610 del
Sounds like parasomnia. Take some over the counter Benadryl before bed and it will probably go away. Just be aware you can get dependent on sleep aids. You can try some more natural stuff like rearranging your room, buying new bedding, or maybe something like aromatherapy even.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.2613 del
>>2601
This board probably has around 8-15 active users, which is fine. I don't think anyone is spamming this board.


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.2614 del
>>2608
I think dreams are more than meets the eye. It's more than just neurons firing off in a brain. I just had a really odd experience with dreams. My dog is 3 years old and he's lived with me ever since he was 8 weeks old. His entire life he has been treated with love and respect, never hit, never injured, always has plenty of food and treats. He's never been in a negative situation, the most that has happened is he gets chased around for having my shoe in his mouth, but he thinks it's funny. He's never in a bad mood.

Twice in the past week he has woken up himself up by suddenly snarling and growling, about to attack something. Last night it happened again and it's clear the dream was very distressful. His eyes were huge, wide open when he woke himself up. He was confused and scared. I have no clue how my dog can be having some clearly very negative dreams, probably being attacked, when his entire life he has no context for bad, let alone bad enough to growl like he's being attacked. It's weird that it's in a short span of time. I think there's truth that you can be attacked or harassed by evil spirits while dreaming. How else can a puppy with 0 negative life experience or context for being attacked be violently attacked in his dreams?


Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.2615 del
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>>2614
Maybe the DNA remembers? A predator/prey instinct imprinted over many generations? Maybe he's seen big dogs or something and his imagination did the rest.
I hope your pupper gets some good sleep


Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.2652 del
>>2610
I dont want to buy Benadryl but I got some Camomile tea, dunno if that hippy shit will work though.
My room is too small to rearrange.



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alo Anonymous 11/07/2022 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No. 2543 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
nice guatamalen rain jacket



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Why is she doing this Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No. 2464 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I just stumbled upon her website, who would waste so much time on that thing?
The only remarkable part of her website are the tech advices.
I don't know anything about her, I remember watching a video of her years ago in 4chin, so I guess she was based and probably autistic.
She seems to care about privacy, at the same time she posts pics of her online.
She preaches for women to only have one man, yet she asks for tributes and she keeps hornyposting.

If she's true to her words she should stop being a coomer and promoting these behaviors (especially during NNN).
If she truly needs money she could learn how to create a better UI and get a web dev job or something.
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Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.2468 del
>>2467
The only thing you need to know is how to leave.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.2485 del
>>2464
>She seems to care about privacy, at the same time she posts pics of her online.
like how actors dont want people to know everything about their personal lives but still appear in movies dont care about privacy either right


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.2486 del
>>2464
>She seems to care about privacy, at the same time she posts pics of her online.
While I understand the confusion, you can be private and still have photos of yourself online. It is not a "one size fits all" issue. There are many different layers of privacy, who do you want to be private from? Corporations? Advertisers? Governments? Everyone? Celebrities are in movies for all to see, yet many celebrities go great lengths to live a private personal life. However, they can still NOT be private from data collection/corporations if they feed their information to certain services, like buying things online with a credit card, using social media to watch videos, etc. So while a celebrity may have privacy from the general public, they can also not have privacy from corporations via data collection. As you can see, there are many different layers of privacy.

In terms of data collection, you must temper how much/what information you put out there about yourself, and there are many ways to do this. Not having a public image being one of them, an one of the most "obvious" ones, but it would be foolish to say it ends there. Public figures can still be private in specific regards. Richard Stallman is a great advocate for data collection privacy, though he is a public figure, he lives a life that keeps his data safe from corporations. Facebook or Google and whoever they sell data to will not know what he ate for dinner because he does not allow their technology to invade his life.

For example, you can have a public face, and depending on which platforms you participate in and how you handle your data, you can still continue to stay private from data collection and live a private life, if data collection is your concern. It also depends what information you reveal about yourself to the public, as that can also be used as data collection to corporations. I have gone great lengths to stay private from data collection, because it is odd that a faceless corporation can know someone's buying habits or even when a woman typically ovulates, as women are more likely to buy when they menstruate. Most people do not understand how much data collection goes on and how advanced and targeted it is, and many refuse to accept this undeniable truth that data collection is rampant. Though someone can create videos, there are many ways one could continue to stay private from data collection, as they do not need to know every minute piece of someone's personal life, such as when they ovulate, what time they typically wake up, how well they sleep, how long they spend on the toilet (because the GPS on your phone can determine how long/what room you're in), your heart rate and general health via smart watches and even smart phones, etc. These are all actual things companies collect. Moral of the story, privacy is not a one size fits all issue. You have to consider who or what you want to stay private from, and then take the necessary steps.

>If she truly needs money she could learn how to create a better UI and get a web dev job or something.
I think you answered your own question, if I needed money I definitely wouldn't go about it this way. But if people who like me want to support the funding of future videos, hosting, to say thanks, etc. with Monero, there is that option. I also like to eat pizza and Panda Express, so if someone wants to feed me a succulent Chinese meal, there is also that option. Never required or expected, but why not take it? I find that every single normie Youtuber monetizes their videos with ads, has sponsors, a Patreon, Paypal donation link, affiliate links, etc.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.2505 del
>>2486
How does Ashley protect herself from remote viewers though? That's what I do. When I want to know something about Ashley's personal life. I just use my imagination.


Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.2507 del
>>2486
It's nice to know you're actually doing well. I had some concerns but I wasn't going to be that guy and offer to jump in and save you. I like that you're independent. Most women aren't. Nice to know you're not with a man for his paycheck. I was starting to think that you needed me to buy you a pizza. I like you but I'm not sure if I can buy you a pizza. Have you ever read "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie"? I don't want to go through all that. What do you like from Panda Express? I don't prefer Panda Express because the food tastes bland like the Chinese frozen meals from the grocery store. Finding a good Chinese restaurant is hard. I usually hit three separate Chinese restaurants in my area to get what I like.