/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.2469 del
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ashley, are you dangerous? you can tell me, this is a safe place

Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.2342 del
Not Ashley but I just did a perimeter check and we’re safe for the time being. Also gave Ash an ocular pat down and she cleared it. You’re good bro

Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.2344 del
It's safe as long as you aren't one of them queers or trannies. In which case, we will bend you over, inspect your anus for any hidden devices, fish them out of you (not gayly), and send you on your way.

Anonymous 11/04/2022 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.2365 del
fyi this is a very nice bear

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Kissing Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No. 1371 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What does it feel like to kiss a girl, /ashleyj/?
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Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.2324 del
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how to find a gf like this ?

Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.2325 del
Honestly never understood the fart thing but the fact that she is so eager to please that she would do it is hot.

Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.2328 del
Bro she is eager to please so she gets paid by OnlyFans.

Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.2329 del
That's like when a McDonalds worker in a commercial says they love their job. They just want a paycheck.

Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.2330 del
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You mean she's eager to cheese?

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So what has everyone been up to for the last eight years?
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Anonymous 09/13/2022 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.262 del
You need to stop jacking off to food porn and get out of your mothers basement.

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Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.876 del
literally nothing

Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.2205 del
Same thing I did the eight years prior, and eight years before that. Absolutely nothing.

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Does the quip about magic the gathering going woke mean she actually plays? I didn't know attractive people were allowed to play that game.

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.817 del
Sorry, I meant to post this in the other thread and accidently made a new thread. I'm not good at computer.

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.820 del
ugh any newfag niggers you bring to this site i will relentlessly troll and call a fag and tell to kill themselves

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.824 del
you can post it in the other thread and we'll let this one get slid into oblivion by this is a lot like me and ashley threads. I'll save whatever you make and post them around too. >>820 is just analravaged that ash isn't his gf keep your chin up and spread ashley as wide as you can.
btw I think 4chan has a 4 MB file size limit so your file is too huge, just like your penis, king.

Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.2199 del
it's not your fault, it's endchan's fault for having a bad design for replies vs thread making. How do I know? Because I've done it often my own self, despite being an Internet whiz kid.

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Derrick's Jiggly Tits Anonymous 10/22/2022 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No. 1849 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Guys, hurry. Derrick needs your help, he's in a sticky situation.

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Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.2167 del
Would cum be cannibalism? Would period blood be cannibalism? Would flaked off skin cells? I think anything ethically sourced or consumed incidentally should be acceptable. Which is why I volunteer myself to trim Ashley's toenails with my teeth.

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.2168 del
Not sure you could classify that as ethical as it would give her intense mental trauma

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.2169 del
Would that trauma be any worse than the trauma she has already experienced? Makes me wonder what you could get someone to agree to if you were both trapped together in an elevator for an extended period of time. Would they share their secrets? Would they tell you their deepest darkest desires? Would they eat your cum... to survive? There is only one way to find out. Ashley, meet me at the Four Seasons Hotel.

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.2171 del
One time I got stuck in an elevator for 41 hours.
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Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.2185 del
I know what the lady likes.

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My Coomtribution Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No. 2180 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
also aids is fake go to dreameskimo.com and find the podcast on aids for more info. well aids is real and people died from drugs jews gave people not hiv. Fucking jews...

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.2183 del
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#cooming4ash #cumtribution #cumjar

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Damn Ashley, you never told us that you got into bodybuilding...
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I would ease up on the spray tan though, makes you look like a black.
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Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.2028 del
She did before she became a vegetarian. She got tired of all the meal prep and eating baked chicken every night. She fell for the vegan gains meme.

Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.2029 del
This bitch >>2022 looks like uncooked chicken

Anonymous 10/28/2022 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.2070 del
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I hacked her Hannah Montana linux Thinkpad and stole a recent photo of Smashley.

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.2151 del
Look at that svelte and sexy goblin

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.2152 del

I could've used this during the cum tribute challenge. Instead of swinging rope at cereal bowl or a date rape role play pic.

Rose came back, Ashley came back. I'm convinced anything is possible. How long before these kings announce their return?

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.792 del
Died from a fentanyl overdose, so post-wall she's likely unrecognizable, and a gay actor that made the nigger community worse who is probably dead for real at this point from aids.

Rose and Ash are exceptions to the rule. Nothing stays gold. Everything goes to shit.

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.793 del
that's Tupac dumbass

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.2149 del
Mostly I'm glad her sense of humor hasn't change. To wit: "I'm not your tiktok whore. Do not simp meaning:

Being overly obsessive with the thought of having a chance with me. I'm happily married to a man 15 years older than me."

Heh heh. Good ol' Ash. She almost had me going with that one.

this is a lot like me and ashley
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Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.2116 del
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this is A LOT like me and Ashley

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Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.2124 del
Is this meme format supposed to look like it's from a social media post? I've seen this format for years and was curious if it's supposed to look like it was posted on Facebook or something.

Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.2126 del
I think it's supposed to resemble a Twitter post.

Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.2133 del
Chester's proportions are insane. His head is like 3 feet tall. That means his entire body, feet to neck, is only 2 feet tall. He's like a real life bobble head, if bobble heads raped little kids (allegedly).