Not Ashley but I just did a perimeter check and we’re safe for the time being. Also gave Ash an ocular pat down and she cleared it. You’re good bro

It's safe as long as you aren't one of them queers or trannies. In which case, we will bend you over, inspect your anus for any hidden devices, fish them out of you (not gayly), and send you on your way.

>>2331
fyi this is a very nice bear

how to find a gf like this ?

>>2324
Honestly never understood the fart thing but the fact that she is so eager to please that she would do it is hot.

>>2325
Bro she is eager to please so she gets paid by OnlyFans.

>>2325
That's like when a McDonalds worker in a commercial says they love their job. They just want a paycheck.

>>2328
You mean she's eager to cheese?

>>260
You need to stop jacking off to food porn and get out of your mothers basement.

>>163
bump

This exists.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/683537788/big-corn-soft-knobbly-dildo

literally nothing

>>163
Same thing I did the eight years prior, and eight years before that. Absolutely nothing.

Sorry, I meant to post this in the other thread and accidently made a new thread. I'm not good at computer.

>>816
>>817
ugh any newfag niggers you bring to this site i will relentlessly troll and call a fag and tell to kill themselves

>>816
>>817
you can post it in the other thread and we'll let this one get slid into oblivion by this is a lot like me and ashley threads. I'll save whatever you make and post them around too. >>820 is just analravaged that ash isn't his gf keep your chin up and spread ashley as wide as you can.
btw I think 4chan has a 4 MB file size limit so your file is too huge, just like your penis, king.

>>817
it's not your fault, it's endchan's fault for having a bad design for replies vs thread making. How do I know? Because I've done it often my own self, despite being an Internet whiz kid.

Would cum be cannibalism? Would period blood be cannibalism? Would flaked off skin cells? I think anything ethically sourced or consumed incidentally should be acceptable. Which is why I volunteer myself to trim Ashley's toenails with my teeth.

Not sure you could classify that as ethical as it would give her intense mental trauma

>>2168
Would that trauma be any worse than the trauma she has already experienced? Makes me wonder what you could get someone to agree to if you were both trapped together in an elevator for an extended period of time. Would they share their secrets? Would they tell you their deepest darkest desires? Would they eat your cum... to survive? There is only one way to find out. Ashley, meet me at the Four Seasons Hotel.

>>2169
One time I got stuck in an elevator for 41 hours.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BLIrdpcZH00 [Embed]

I know what the lady likes.

>>2026
She did before she became a vegetarian. She got tired of all the meal prep and eating baked chicken every night. She fell for the vegan gains meme.

>>2028
This bitch >>2022 looks like uncooked chicken

I hacked her Hannah Montana linux Thinkpad and stole a recent photo of Smashley.

Look at that svelte and sexy goblin

>>2070

I could've used this during the cum tribute challenge. Instead of swinging rope at cereal bowl or a date rape role play pic.

Died from a fentanyl overdose, so post-wall she's likely unrecognizable, and a gay actor that made the nigger community worse who is probably dead for real at this point from aids.

Rose and Ash are exceptions to the rule. Nothing stays gold. Everything goes to shit.

>>792
that's Tupac dumbass

>>774
Mostly I'm glad her sense of humor hasn't change. To wit: "I'm not your tiktok whore. Do not simp meaning:

Being overly obsessive with the thought of having a chance with me. I'm happily married to a man 15 years older than me."

Heh heh. Good ol' Ash. She almost had me going with that one.

this is A LOT like me and Ashley

>>2122
Is this meme format supposed to look like it's from a social media post? I've seen this format for years and was curious if it's supposed to look like it was posted on Facebook or something.

>>2124
I think it's supposed to resemble a Twitter post.

>>2116
Chester's proportions are insane. His head is like 3 feet tall. That means his entire body, feet to neck, is only 2 feet tall. He's like a real life bobble head, if bobble heads raped little kids (allegedly).