/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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Is Ashley Rich? Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No. 1369 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
And if not does she know any rich girls? I'm asking because I have no money and no job and when my parents die it would be nice if a rich girl would marry me and make sure I have a comfortable life.
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Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.1420 del
The pool is still there and whenever I ride by, I glance at it and think about how my life could have ended right there and I would have never known anything else. Life was good in 1992. All the good things that have happened for me and all bad things that have happened to me would have never happened. I would have never known any of this. So I've learned to be appreciative of things but I do believe that things happen for a reason, even the bad things. I often wonder if I had died, would my brothers have had a better life? Maybe my parents wouldn't have gotten divorced and taken better care of them. My dad was a good dad. I don't think my mom gave him a fair shake. He did everything for her. She wanted a horse and he went and bought her a horse even though we had nowhere to keep it. All he did was work to get things for her and when she left him, he just gave up on life and turned to drugs. It's probably why I don't open up to women even though I have been asked on plenty of dates. I know how the game is played and I just don't want to play it. I don't want to be with someone who is just going to think she has me wrapped around her little finger because I do things for her and get tired of me for another guy who doesn't even love her. I actually live where we lived before my parents got divorced. It's more like a mausoleum than a home. Had my fair share of grave robbers. My family has wanted to sell it so many times but I won't let them. It was supposed to be given to me, at least, that's what my grandmother has always told me. It's all up in the air now because my uncle refuses to deal with his mommy issues.

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.1421 del
Welp, Imma go kill myself now. Maybe this Domino's pizza will be the diarrhea that does me in.

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.1422 del
Don't kys, think about all the ashley videos you'll miss out on

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.1424 del
that's pretty fucked up dude.
people are what people make them, that aint gonna change.

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.1428 del
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>She wanted a horse and he went and bought her a horse even though we had nowhere to keep it.


I... I mean I'm sorry you went thru all that. Hope you enjoy your pizza!

Derrick's Mom Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No. 1375 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Derrick's Mom

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.1378 del
FBI making slider threads
what are they trying to hide

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.1379 del
We want to hide the poop nigger threads because they are gross to look at and we at the Bureau prefer to look at cute girls.

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No. 1068 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
how to stop being in lov with a CIA/israelite/fbi literal (;)) honey pot?

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Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.1070 del
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I just want to marry/kill her so bad :(

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.1373 del
Can we petition the CIA to clone Ashley so we all get our own Ashley?

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You are in The Walmart and this fucking guy slaps your "girlfriend's" ass... What do you do?

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.863 del
Bend him over and fuck him in his tight hairy pussy

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.868 del

do mi ti, why not me?

Anonymous 10/04/2022 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.951 del
Give him a sweet bonus.

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.1370 del
I have no girlfriend, which means I'd probably be dreaming, so I'd say, "Pinch me, I must be dreaming!"

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.1372 del
I spread my cheekes as far as I can

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Does Ash actually play MTG? Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No. 1047 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Also what games you cucks playing these days?
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Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.1224 del
Oh yeah, my mom wouldn't like you at all. We can't have a cute girl stealing away her only son not in prison.

Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.1249 del
I'm not ashley so your mom would just think that you're gay bruh

Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.1251 del
meant to respond to >>1224

Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.1253 del
Hey, it's cool. We can figure things out as we go. I won't give up you if you don't give up on me.

Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.1254 del
whoa whoa easy with the homoeroticism there buddy. are you trying to get me banned or something?

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/ashleyj/ anti-tranny general Anonymous 09/17/2022 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No. 315 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

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Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.864 del

goth styx was pretty hot. if he had been gen x he would've got all kindsa pussy in the 90s.

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.866 del
I bet Alex Jones would beat off to him

Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.1168 del
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Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.1232 del

trying to figure out how to delete this cp thread so in the meantime ill just edit the thread until i can figure out how to delete it. new topic, talk about anything else.

UPDATE: Notice that when you hit reply, this thread 404s. I think I did delete it correctly, because I've deleted this cp thread before and it worked. Endchan is messing up, not my problem. Unfortunately, this thread will probably never be deleted and permanently broken. The only way to get this thread deleted globally would be by a globy. Probably would get deleted in a few seconds if I posted scat, though, but I can only edit the text in this post.

UPDATE 2: Now the thread isn't 404'ing. What do you guys want to talk about? Or should I just delete this thread? Why did anyone give me power? I don't know what to do. Tell me what to do, I don't know what to do.
Edited last time by xmr on 10/08/2022 (Sat) 18:52.
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Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 21:10 [Preview] No.1200 del
>cum isnt free
how much does it cost when you cum?

Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.1205 del
It costs dignity. I don't have a lot to spare but I'm not going to jerk off and cum on a picture. It's degenerate and also it feels akin to some kind weird of satanic ritual or something. I'm sure it'll be a funny joke and I'm sure someone here will do it for head pats.

Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.1209 del
Go look at yourself in a mirror and come back with an update on your dignity.

Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.1212 del
to be fair to ash monero isnt comparable to some blatantly obvious erc20 pajeet rugpull token. either you haven't looked into it or you don't know what you're talking about anon

Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.1213 del
Free cum? XMR accepted? XRP preferred?
Take my crypto?
Where is the address?
How do I access the cum?

While we wait for Ashley to produce new content, let's have a funny images thread. Anything goes. Have a laugh and contriboot some content. I'll start with a few.
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Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.1161 del
breakin da law breakin da law

Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.1164 del
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i hate trannies so much it's unhealthy, but i don't actually have that many tranny hate pics

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I just realized he's wearing their flag colors on his tie. subliminal messaging?

oh I have a huge folder, here's some more

Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.1169 del
nice. i just realized there's already an anti-tranny thread so i'll probably take my outbursts there when i need to

this is a lot like me and ashley

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yo Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No. 1012 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I made the original 8chan music thread from years ago, anyone wanna start it back up?
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Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.1044 del
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I just like slow comfy piano music anymore.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.1045 del
How about you start a new board called /ashleygay/ and go be a faggot there.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.1062 del
very good choice
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Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.1063 del
We already have a music thread you mental midget

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.1073 del
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