/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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'son on the 'log

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Ashley poetry Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No. 989 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
fuck poems.

"Fuck Poems" by Ashley
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Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 20:29 [Preview] No.1001 del
my queen the autist
so graceful doth she shitpost
I have a boner

I cried

sounds like Lil B

Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.1002 del
Entering her was like a religious experience
Only those judged worthy by her could play
An earth shaking orgasmic eruption has not been had since
By the one who had her that day

Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.1005 del
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Probably Ashley then. I can haiku too.

Came home to Ashley
Scissoring cute lesbian
Short androgynous haircut

Caught Ashley again
Scissoring with her girlfriend
Table of coupons

We play on the bed
Ashley and her friend made out
Like bandits in Monopoly <-- One syllable over, but...

It don't matter... None 'a this matters... And I learned something today.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.1026 del
I just barely realized you're posting that pic out of necessity because the name field is removed. carry on in peace.

man of the ocean
searching for his one true love
sees a black mermaid

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.1031 del
>black mermaid
I don't put stock in fish stories. I'd be more inclined to believe you if the mermaid was white. Everyone knows blacks can't swim and here is why.

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For me? It's Ashley cop Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No. 626 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There is nothing more than I would want than to be pulled over by this qt3.14 and have her pat me down. Just imagine her hands brushing over my rock hard cock. As she realizes the gravity of the situation she slowly rubs my throbbing dick through my sweatpants until I cum and return back to flaccidity. From now on I always speed in that area of town knowing that Ashley will be the one to pull me over and give me a quickie before I hit the gym.
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Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.984 del
I don't drink soy milk. The only milkers milkin' here are Ashley's.

Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 18:22 [Preview] No.994 del
So you drink breast milk 🍼

Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.995 del
The 1,000 poster gets to kill themselves

Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.996 del
Not it.

Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No.997 del
Not just any breast milk. Only unvaxxed milkshley breast milk. Does my body good. Gives me hard bones.

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Anonymous Board owner 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No. 413 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Mmmmm *yawns* that was a good nap.
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Anonymous 10/03/2022 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.923 del
Oh forgot to mention picrel “vegan bacon” is all soy crap

Anonymous 10/03/2022 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.925 del
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I think the most important factor in the Ashley Diet is that you shouldn't be enjoying food. All good things in life are achieved through a path of temperance, pain, and sacrifice. Also you don't wanna hurt no aminals.

Anonymous 10/03/2022 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.948 del
I can't imagine Ashley eating fish.

Anonymous 10/04/2022 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.958 del
Yeah goy feed sounds like a good choice.

Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 00:46 [Preview] No.979 del
Is that goy feed kosher?







Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.886 del

Why the heck is it so dead in here? Ashley deserves a better fanbase than you bunch of mutes.

Topics to discuss:

1. The weather

2. That video of the Ukrainian guy getting his dick cut off

3. Favorites works of Yiddish theater
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Anonymous 09/21/2022 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.375 del
I would like to clarify that by murder porn, I mean true crime documentaries. I meant to put informative murder porn, like from that one episode of Southpark. https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/wdzx1f/south-park-hot-load-case-files

Anonymous 09/21/2022 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.376 del
Roger that. Ashley enjoyed reading true crime stories. She showed some crime books she was reading on one of her live streams.

Anonymous 09/21/2022 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.377 del

Me and Taylor are watching theync.com videos and doing lines off a bloody knife. It's the only way she can get through her second job as a barista.

Anonymous 09/21/2022 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.378 del
Women are such children.
>see funny video
>wonder how to get internet points
>pose like a retard with a fake smile for internet virgins to beat off to
Isn't that bitch supposed to be working? What the fuck are you doing watching clown videos and taking selfies during work? Get back to your dish washing job, Maria

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.834 del

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vocal threat Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No. 56 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
this is threat for ashlay to vocar
do another audible Ash!!
we want give

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.57 del
do it now or i will fuck

Anonymous 09/04/2022 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.172 del

hey! this inane thread inaugurated page two of the board.

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.832 del

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Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No. 44 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Like ZZ Top once said, "She's got legs and she knows how to use them".
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Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.108 del
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this is getting dangerously close to a tranny discussion...

...but look at friggin hairy potter here

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 22:21 [Preview] No.109 del
We're not saying anything positive about these trannies. This is a safe space to discuss anything negative about gays or trannies. For example, even though this woman is cosplaying as a man, she fails to exercise the restraint of a man. If most men had a pussy, they wouldn't post a picture on the internet. They would kill themselves, rightfully.

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These are the same people saying you're a bigot for not allowing drag queens to perform lap dances on children. This woman is so delusional that she craves being raped in order to be put in her place. It was truly a mistake allowing women to be on their own. They need strong men to protect them, or else they start doing this shit.

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modern woman Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No. 52 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
why do modern women debase themselfs
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Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.90 del

Money. Honestly, if I could get paid for spreading my buttcheeks, I probably would. When I was thirteen I hung out at my friend's house which was not too far from where his dad worked as a mechanic. We would go to the garage to get snacks from the vending machine. One day my dollar was too crumpled and a young guy who also worked there lent me some money. But he didn't just hand a dollar to me. He kissed it and stuck it down my waistband. I looked at my friend like, "that's weird, right?" But after like the third time it happened I would walk in and be like, "yo, where's my dollar?" Eventually, my friend's dad caught the guy doing it and beat him up.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.94 del
Thank you for sharing this incredibly interesting story. Did the guy ever touch your dick? Do you know what happened to him? Did your friend's dad get in trouble or did the guy stay quiet?

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.96 del
So as a little boy you were naturally drawn to prostitution? Had you grown up these days, you'd be looking forward to creating your onlyfans account and texting pedophiles pictures of your sweet, tight, little, hairless, butthole. Do you feel special that a pedophile found you attractive? I'm glad I was never molested, but sometimes it would have been nice to know that I was so sexy that a pedophile took all the risk and molested me.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.102 del

I'm just saying that if I could ahegao and buy a house I probably would. If anything it's Calvinist work ethic.

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.829 del

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100TH POST Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No. 100 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Happy 100th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that 100 years ago in 1922 Gummy bears were made in the shape of bears after Hans Riegel, Sr., founder of the Haribo company, was inspired by trained bears that he witnessed performing at street festivities across Europe

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.101 del
we build we fight~

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Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.828 del