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Hello. You have just stumbled upon the world's funniest female comedienne's fan page, Ashley Jones.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, technology enthusiast, free software advocate, and female comedienne. She made her debut in 2014 at only 15 years old.

Visit my website for written and video content: https://icum.to

RULES:
1. Do NOT talk positively about trannies or gays.
Tranny sympathizers WILL be banned

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Art and pictures

Can we get a fan art thread going? Artwork, filtered pics, banner ideas, AI-generated stuff, etc

Anything Ash related old or new

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Film & Television Thread

Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.

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You know what this board needs.. besides an abortion. A music thread. And right now, it's time to share the jams that make you laugh... the tunes that make you cry... and the songs that you keep groovin'.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jUP-x4dZIgI [Embed]

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Parcopresis

Welcome to /x/ - x-lax. This is not a thread for the faint of shart. We hope you enjoy your descent into the depths of madness. Whatever you do... don't shit your pants.

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Official 2023 Cuckies Submission Thread #1

I promised a surprise on January 1st. Here it is. I'd like to formally announce the 1st annual 2023 Cuckies Awards™®©. This is an hour-ish long Grammys-style awards ceremony intended to honor the biggest cucks, buffoons, weirdos and their victims, weirdness, stupidity, examples of societal decay, and general fuck ups of the year.

In this thread we gather together to share pictures, news stories, webms, and videos as submissions for the annual Cuckies Awards™®© show. All formal submissions for the cuckies will go here.

Examples from 2022: 1) The entire Canadian public watching the Canadian Shop teacher with juicy fake tits give his students wood. 2) Anyone who invested in LUNA or thought it was a good idea to trust a centralized exchange ran by a curly haired jew sex pervert. 3) The owner of the suitcase that was stolen by that bald government tranny. 4) All the guys in my movie who thought I had a penis.

The ceremony will be airing pre-recorded but live in early December 2023, date TBA. Formal attire to attend The Cuckies is required. I will be wearing a swanky black dress, gloves, and any costume jewelry I find while thrifting this year. I need your help with this one guys, if we want a fantastic show, submit your best stuff. A panel of experts (me) will be picking. Taking suggestions for categories, ideas for the show, etc. It's going to be well produced. We will even have "commercials" (by me), "musical guests" (by me), and more.

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Antiques Guy vs Ashley

(Based on a true story) One day, asking a stranger for a quick favor turns into a 90-minute hellscape fiasco.
https://videos.icum.to/w/rnfkwZ5sxuLLhvsWLw7AgE

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DIY WITH ASHLEY Episode 1

Stop drinking NWO juice and start drinking NWA juice. (Natural Water by Ashley (Not to be confused with the hiphop group Niggers With Attitude juice (Nigga juice (cum)))).
https://videos.icum.to/w/guAaawMBFcbG6g5yHXJpSp

This originally showed live on https://cytu.be/r/endcorner before Endchan's monthly movie >>4346.

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Ashley's Book Club

A thread dedicated to those who enjoy any literary works ranging from various genres and categories can be posted and discussed here.

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Song name

Does anyone know what song Ashely used in her video 'Mother Undercover'? I used Shazam but it didn't work. Thanks

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Friday the 13th

What is everyone planning on doing for Friday the 13th?

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"this is a lot like me and ashley" general

post your this is a lot like me and ashley's here

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Ashley look alikes

Post Ashley look alikes

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Weird Science Magic and Technology

Post your sign and vaccination status.

>The Salt Lake County Health Department in Utah ranked the COVID-19 vaccination rates of the different star signs, and found that scorpions — despite having a stinger — don’t like to get pricked.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/health-department-ranked-vaccination-rates-by-zodiac-sign-scorpios_n_61718d9be4b079111a547888

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Ashley Videos

Post Ashley clips or OC new or old

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Happy New Year, Ash and Ashlings.

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>>4326
May an individual submit more than one entry over the year for the Cuckies?

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MERRY CHRISTMAS ASHLEY!!

Hey Ashley, I bet this comes as a big surprise for you, but we all got together and made you a card. Merry Christmas, we love you!

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gay liota

>gay liota

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NO ASHLEY ALLOWED THREAD, OTHER ANONS WELCOME

ASHLEY IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!! SHE MAY NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD!! STAY OUT ASHLEY!!

ALL NON-ASHLEY ANONS GET IN HERE!!

We mean it Ash, STAY OUT.

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Guess who just made her annual Christmas video. Also link to 2 songs she just made. Damn, she's like Ash, she doesn't age.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wO2hesJd7k4 [Embed]

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i can make her straight real quick

I can make her straight real quick

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Mandela Effects

Just came across a Mandela Effect nobody else has noticed.

Bomb-omb or Bob-omb?

I've always known it to be bomb-omb, bob-omb makes no sense. If you write out Bomb-omb it's bomb twice, which makes more sense than Bob-omb. What do you remember? Also, post more Mandela Effects.

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>>4000 GET

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TikTok Tranny | Movie Trailer (2022)

Ashley made an entire movie.
https://videos.icum.to/w/86YFVGb3tXPc5NBpTU8Q3b

A formerly internet famous tomboy realizes her days of internet fame are long gone. No longer receiving the online attention she craves, she turns to drastic measures to reclaim her stardom. Even if that means becoming a "female to male to female" transgender to get TikTok famous. Follow her journey to deceive hundreds of thousands of internet users in her quest for online attention, with the raunchiest, most offensive, and tone deaf documentary of recent times.

December 3rd, 2022. Premieres livestreamed free on Endchan's Cytube channel: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Times: 4pm EST | 3pm CST | 2pm MST | 1pm PST

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alo

hi its izos , alo

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HO HO HO

Enjoy the custom .css, I tried my best to make it usable while still having character for the season. If any of you don't like it, you're a baby bitch.
BUTT WAIT. There's MORE.

I made a GTK3 theme for Linux. Please, for the love of god, somebody humor me and install the theme. The theme has:
Blue Christmas GTK3 theme
Red folder icons
3 Christmas cursors
Blue Christmas terminal appearance
Wallpaper
Animated Christmas tree click-and-drag desktop widget
Look and install the theme: https://icum.to/making-gtk-theme-linux/

I managed to make a click-and-drag Christmas tree desktop widget. Bring a little Christmas cheer to your desktop if you use Linux. Hope things work as intended. Feedback is welcome.
https://icum.to/how-to-make-animated-desktop-widget-for-linux/

My homepage is also Christmas themed. Again, only baby bitches don't like festive .css and html, which adds soul and life to the internet. You aren't a lil baby bitch, are you?
https://icum.to

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Hey, in the years you've been gone, have you kept up with playing guitar?

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ITS ALREADY SNOWING WHERE IM AT

It’s snow time everyone!

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Does anyone else think the female character (played by Léa Seydoux) in the new Death Stranding 2 trailer looks a bit like Ashley? like if she had that hairstyle? They both kind of have similar eyes, cheekbones and jawline as well

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tp6fSjMb0MQ [Embed]

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ITT post sexy criminals

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SPREAD ASHLEY CAMPAIGN

The modern web is garbage, why try to spread Ashley online when we should all want to spread Ashley in real life? This is the Spread Ashley Campaign.

Do your part to share her videos with the world. There are many ways you can do this. Let us discuss how we would spread Ashley.

I will be contributing to the Spread Ashley Campaign. I've made a few fliers for the cause.

All fliers these would be ideal inside toilet stalls, by bus stops, on lamp posts, a communal billboard. (That is, if you get consent from the property owner of these places.) You could also put these on people's cars (with their consent. Ask the owner of the car if you have their permission to put the flier on their car).

Challenge mode: Take a picture of the flier where you posted it. You will gain extra internet points.

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BANNER THREAD

Post your custom banners and I will upload them (if they are good enough) to this board. They must be this size: 466 width x 190 height

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Hey kids

New Ashley video will be premiering LIVE today around 4:50pm EST, right before Endchan's monthly movie. There will be a live chat. Come join us: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Update: Stream is over. Watch the new video here: https://videos.icum.to/w/qxiVTowoo1YsZ8Y2KhjLem

Thank you to Endchan and for everyone who came. Now post your drawings, boys.

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THANKSGIVING THREAD

Howdy, Pilgrims!

It's that time of year again. The comfiest of comfy holidays. Let us break bread, forgive each other for our transgressions, and be thankful for what we have.

What are your plans for turkey day? What are you cooking/eating? What are you thankful for this year?

I will start with the obvious: I'm thankful that Ashy came back.

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/pw/ - Professional Wrestling

On this day, the Day of the Dead, we pay tribute to all those who have died for his daughter's hand and honor the man, the myth and son of the Legend, Rey Mysterio! May Mary once again feel this scorpio's sting.

Press F to pay respects.

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Alright Ashley, enough's enough! You've had your fun but I have to get to work tomorrow. So where'd you hide my penis.

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1 hour of answering your questions.

The living text wall answers your questions.

>2004 webcam
Not all of us enjoy the "perks" of the modern internet, such as having 4k livestreamed anal inspections. Enjoy your authentic old school Q and A video :3

https://videos.icum.to/w/jBPocH2A7EdMm1D9CrRRC4

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I'm actually frightened out of my wits. (((They))) really are trying to kill us all.
Have you seen this??
https://rumble.com/v1wac7i-world-premier-died-suddenly.html

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Hey, Ash, I hit on an idea to maybe broaden your fan base.
Sometimes I go on youtube and it's algorithm shows a video you made back in 2014-2015. Sometimes the comments aren't disabled and people ask where is she or I miss her or cool vid etc. Some of the comments are recent, like 2 or 3 months ago. I can reply to the comments and say that she's back and give your web site and your icum.to site. Doing that triggers the notification bell on the youtube site for the person who wrote the comment and eventually they'll see the notification and maybe visit your sites. I don't want to do anything without your permission, so what do you think?

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Cum Tribute General

Let's make this clear. This is NOT a gay thread at all. I need videos of men jacking off or cumming to pictures of me, I know at least 2 exist and I can't find them. This is for a future video I'm working on at the moment. If you for some reason don't have those videos saved, you are welcum to cumtribute your own.

Do not post them in this thread. Post them on the old gay tranny board, that way I can get what I want without messing up this board with gay shit. Visit the old board at your own risk, while you wont get any viruses from this board, you might get the HIV virus from the old board.

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>>3000 GET

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Supporting Ashley is on sale!

It’s time to get into crypto if you haven’t. I know I told you September was the bottom but all my Weimar Fibonacci sequence technical analysis says THIS is the bottom! And if you want to see more of Ashley’s bottom around here it’s time to buy some XMR too. With democrats stealing their 2nd election in a row in broad daylight and no one doing anything about it the best advice I can give you is to empty your savings account and your 401k. Stocks aren’t safe, bonds aren’t even fucking safe, and the dollar will continue to go to shit. Why not put every cent you have into XMR? The 87000 new IRS agents that are being rolled out to enforce neo-feudalism won’t be able to take your money AND you get ease of access to supporting Ashley! More Ashley support means more Ashley! It’s just that simple! BUY XMR TODAY!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BATCH

Be careful driving this Halloween night. You never know who's out on the road, sweetie.
https://videos.icum.to/w/8PdMhYT2AkvHUUGmCAW8Qe

------
Website updates for Oct. 31. Read: https://icum.to/horsecock
You can submit your questions here as well.

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alo

rumours are tru. im bk . rdy or not here i be https://odysee.com/@edimap:6/WIN_20221109_16_28_55_Pro:f

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Last night I finally had my first Ashley wet dream. I've been thinking about her a lot lately and when I think about something for a consistent period of time I will dream about it. Have you guys ever had a wet dream of her? I really enjoyed it and am planning on trying out lucid dreaming.

Discuss your Ashley related wet dreams, masturbation stories, and fantasies. The more detailed the better

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alo

nice guatamalen rain jacket

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Why is she doing this

I just stumbled upon her website, who would waste so much time on that thing?
The only remarkable part of her website are the tech advices.
I don't know anything about her, I remember watching a video of her years ago in 4chin, so I guess she was based and probably autistic.
She seems to care about privacy, at the same time she posts pics of her online.
She preaches for women to only have one man, yet she asks for tributes and she keeps hornyposting.

If she's true to her words she should stop being a coomer and promoting these behaviors (especially during NNN).
If she truly needs money she could learn how to create a better UI and get a web dev job or something.

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>>2000 GET

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ashley, are you dangerous? you can tell me, this is a safe place

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Kissing

What does it feel like to kiss a girl, /ashleyj/?

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So what has everyone been up to for the last eight years?

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Done.

Does the quip about magic the gathering going woke mean she actually plays? I didn't know attractive people were allowed to play that game.

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Derrick's Jiggly Tits

Guys, hurry. Derrick needs your help, he's in a sticky situation.

https://videos.icum.to/w/xrQNZqdqH9gdtRRhfJWeHM

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My Coomtribution

AAAAAAAAAAAA HERES MY COOOOOMTRIBUTION HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM IM COOOOOOOOOOOOMING
also aids is fake go to dreameskimo.com and find the podcast on aids for more info. well aids is real and people died from drugs jews gave people not hiv. Fucking jews...

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Damn Ashley, you never told us that you got into bodybuilding...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_EwT47171y0 [Embed]


I would ease up on the spray tan though, makes you look like a black.

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Rose came back, Ashley came back. I'm convinced anything is possible. How long before these kings announce their return?

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this is a lot like me and ashley

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imagine not lifting bros

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Step right up!

Guesstimate the candy corn in the candy corn jar! The winner will be told they're a winner! And wouldn't that be wonderful for your self-esteem?

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Can I be a meme here?

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hi giys

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Someone requested this vid so here it is

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Did a genie visit her and grant her 3 wishes and one of her wishes was to never age? OR Is she a vampire? OR Is she genetically superior to everyone else on the planet?

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BREAKING NEWS

Why are they cancelling the doughboy? Has science go too far?
https://videos.icum.to/w/qCanZD6WKN9BJYu29vtf74

Is the bus driver now an Uber driver and this is why he’s always masturbating in his car now? Sick fuck
https://videos.icum.to/w/tsZJVQLegf9BkwUKKgqwAK

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new ashie vid

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Guess what day it is? How should I break it to my mom I'm super-straight? Post your flags.

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A.I. Art

How does Ashley feel about A.I. art? Pic very much related.

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Is Ashley Rich?

And if not does she know any rich girls? I'm asking because I have no money and no job and when my parents die it would be nice if a rich girl would marry me and make sure I have a comfortable life.

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Derrick's Mom

Derrick's Mom

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

how to stop being in lov with a CIA/israelite/fbi literal (;)) honey pot?

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You are in The Walmart and this fucking guy slaps your "girlfriend's" ass... What do you do?

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Does Ash actually play MTG?

Also what games you cucks playing these days?

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/ashleyj/ anti-tranny general

So what do you boys make of this latest bit of degeneracy that's been making the rounds?

Personally, I wish more people would follow rule #1 IRL.

>Photos and videos out of a Canadian High School are going viral as they show a male teacher wearing what appears to be large, prosthetic breasts in full view of young students.

>Shocking media first began to circulate on Twitter earlier this week, with multiple accounts sharing a mobile phone video and stills of a shop teacher demonstrating how to use a circular saw.

>The teacher is seen wearing an extremely prominent prosthetic bust, one which clearly outlines the nipples through his tight shirt. He is also donning a bright blonde wig and short-shorts.

https://nitter.dark.fail/reduxxmag/status/1570749355736592387
https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/
Open

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trying to figure out how to delete this cp thread so in the meantime ill just edit the thread until i can figure out how to delete it. new topic, talk about anything else.

UPDATE: Notice that when you hit reply, this thread 404s. I think I did delete it correctly, because I've deleted this cp thread before and it worked. Endchan is messing up, not my problem. Unfortunately, this thread will probably never be deleted and permanently broken. The only way to get this thread deleted globally would be by a globy. Probably would get deleted in a few seconds if I posted scat, though, but I can only edit the text in this post.

UPDATE 2: Now the thread isn't 404'ing. What do you guys want to talk about? Or should I just delete this thread? Why did anyone give me power? I don't know what to do. Tell me what to do, I don't know what to do.

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While we wait for Ashley to produce new content, let's have a funny images thread. Anything goes. Have a laugh and contriboot some content. I'll start with a few.

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this is a lot like me and ashley

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yo

I made the original 8chan music thread from years ago, anyone wanna start it back up?

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'son on the 'log

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Ashley poetry

fuck poems.

"Fuck Poems" by Ashley

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For me? It's Ashley cop

There is nothing more than I would want than to be pulled over by this qt3.14 and have her pat me down. Just imagine her hands brushing over my rock hard cock. As she realizes the gravity of the situation she slowly rubs my throbbing dick through my sweatpants until I cum and return back to flaccidity. From now on I always speed in that area of town knowing that Ashley will be the one to pull me over and give me a quickie before I hit the gym.

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https://icum.to

Mmmmm *yawns* that was a good nap.

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JOIN MY IRONICALLY NAMED RACIST TELEGRAM CHANNEL

https://t.me/rapmoneyupdates

JOIN RAP MONEY UPDATES FOR ALL MY VIEWS AND OPINIONS

ASHLEY IF YOU JOIN YOU CAN BE AN ADMIN

DONT YOU LIKE RAP AND MONEY??

JOIN NOW

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Why the heck is it so dead in here? Ashley deserves a better fanbase than you bunch of mutes.

Topics to discuss:

1. The weather

2. That video of the Ukrainian guy getting his dick cut off

3. Favorites works of Yiddish theater

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vocal threat

this is threat for ashlay to vocar
do another audible Ash!!
we want give

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Like ZZ Top once said, "She's got legs and she knows how to use them".

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modern woman

why do modern women debase themselfs

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100TH POST

Happy 100th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that 100 years ago in 1922 Gummy bears were made in the shape of bears after Hans Riegel, Sr., founder of the Haribo company, was inspired by trained bears that he witnessed performing at street festivities across Europe

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this is a lot like me and ashley

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Rare Ashley Pics

post pics of Ashley no one has seen

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secret messages for ashley

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bros where do you buy your breast milk now because I am fiending bad rn and need a warm glass of the good stuff.

since ashley is unvaxxed I was hoping she would consider selling me som breast milk. i will pay top dollar. ashley you might not know this but as a AFAB woman you can start lactating anytime you want if you have your breasts suckled multiple times a day for 10 or 15 minutes at a time. i don't think your breasts are large enuff to alough for your nipples to reach your own mouth so you will have to make bandit do it or get a breast pump. make sure you hydrate and in 3-4 weeks you will start tating.

WTB unvaxxed breast milk ASAP!!!

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welp, there's the anticlimactic answer to the old question, unsatisfyingly simple but makes perfect sense.

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Dear Ashley,

My mom gave me my weekly
allowance today. I was going to
get you a pizza gift card but I
was so hungry that I ordered me
a pizza instead and didn't
have enough to get you your gift
card. Please don't be mad. I will
be sending you my last slice. I
hope you like Domino's pizza. I
don't prefer them but they are
always late on delivery if you
order right before they close and
will send you a free pizza coupon
for your next order since they
were so late on delivery. Aren't I
a stinkin' Jew?

Loathe,
LB

P.S. The stamp was from my grandma. That's why it says love
on it. I don't want you to get any
ideas.

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#shitforashley

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this is a lot like me and ashley

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this is a lot like me and ashley

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She’s never coming back

Sad shit really. Move to n or kill yourself.

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this is a lot like me and ashley

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this is a lot like me and ashley

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hey ashley i know you like pepe but do you like... le wojak??

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this is a lot like me and ashley

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this is a lot like me and ashley

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this is a lot like me and ashley

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THE OFFICIAL /ashleyj/ ELEMENT SPACE IS UP

https://matrix.to/#/#ashleyj:matrix.org

JOIN

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I thought of a cool idea for Ash merch. For like twenty bucks she'll say she's your girlfriend, let five minutes elapse, and then break up with you. That way we can all say - without lying - that Ash is our ex.

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So I was driving home from work and decided to stop at a pizzeria and order a sausage pizza to go. I got home and noticed this warning on the pizza box. Glad I noticed it. Don't know what would have happened if I didn't notice the warning. Probably would be shitting cardboard for a week.

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i wanted to be the first one to post but i got distracted by the banners.

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