/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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RULES Anonymous 08/29/2022 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No. 1 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello. You have just stumbled upon the world's funniest female comedienne's fan page, Ashley Jones.

Who is Ashley Jones? She is a globally recognized, world renowned, no longer underage, technology enthusiast, free software advocate, and female comedienne. She made her debut in 2014 at only 15 years old.

Visit my website for written and video content: https://icum.to

1. Do NOT talk positively about trannies or gays.
Tranny sympathizers WILL be banned
Edited last time by xmr on 09/24/2022 (Sat) 01:57.

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Antiques Guy vs Ashley Anonymous 01/15/2023 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No. 4587 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
(Based on a true story) One day, asking a stranger for a quick favor turns into a 90-minute hellscape fiasco.
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Anonymous 02/07/2023 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.5008 del
unironically badass. gj dude

Anonymous 02/07/2023 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.5009 del
Those look really great!

Anonymous 02/07/2023 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.5013 del
Thanks ashfam. I’m trying to think up a way to distribute stickers to everyone while keeping anonymity. Really the only way I can think to do it is PO Boxes. It would be cool to have the same stickers popping up all over the country like the Toynbee tiles mystery.

Anonymous 02/07/2023 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.5014 del
I would try to find a small business printer or hobbyist-ran type site. They would be more willing to work with you on a special request.

Communicate with the owner that you want to get stickers for members of your online group, but since everyone in the group is privacy minded, you want to pay for the stickers without knowing the address of the recipients.

Ask if you can open an account with a $100 credit (or whatever). You want that credit to apply toward the creation of a set number of special coupon codes. Say each order costs $5 to fulfill. You would get 20 coupon codes. The coupons are only valid for Ashley-related stickers. Any modern online sales platform managed by a non-retard should be able to accomplish this quite easily.

Distribute the coupon codes to trusted Ashlings only.

Since the coupons are valid for only 1 order, and it has to be a pre-designed Ashley related sticker, the odds of having people "steal" this way are pretty slim.

Unless ashlings think that you're collaborating with a sticker website to get their addresses, there's no reason not to simply place the order. If they want to use a P.O. box or whatever, that's up to them.

Anonymous 02/07/2023 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.5015 del
Good idea. There are five or six big name sticker websites. I’m sure one of them will do something like that. There’s nothing but 10 or so of us it shouldn’t be a huge pain in the ass for them. Alternatively I could maybe set up an inbox on the ashley jones clip channel. If you have a P.O. Box or some kind of anonymous address that you could pick them up at I can send them there. We’ll think of something

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Anonymous Board owner 02/06/2023 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No. 5000 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>5000 GET

Anonymous 02/06/2023 (Mon) 21:40 [Preview] No.5001 del
Was going to save this for Valentine’s Day but here

Anonymous 02/06/2023 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.5002 del
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Anonymous 02/06/2023 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.5003 del
Tilt your head back. Here comes the hot mozz. Swallow it bitch. Swallow it all. Ughhhhnnggg

Anonymous 02/06/2023 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.5004 del
That's a lot of smegma.

Anonymous 02/07/2023 (Tue) 13:15 [Preview] No.5012 del
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Valentines accessories, is this a sign for the Valentines day livestream?!?!?

pic related

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DIY WITH ASHLEY Episode 1 Anonymous 01/06/2023 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No. 4428 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Stop drinking NWO juice and start drinking NWA juice. (Natural Water by Ashley (Not to be confused with the hiphop group Niggers With Attitude juice (Nigga juice (cum)))).

This originally showed live on https://cytu.be/r/endcorner before Endchan's monthly movie >>4346.
Edited last time by xmr on 01/07/2023 (Sat) 21:28.
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Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.4917 del
well fuck, i had no idea i was carbonating my drinks with MO2 (monkeypox O2)

Anonymous 02/05/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.4987 del
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I love Dr. Pepper but dear Lord is it awful for you. How can I make my own with this? I know I could buy the syrup, but that's where everything unhealthy is, not the water itself. I guess the 42 tastes or whatever of Dr. Pepper are supposed to be secret but any way to replicate them?

Anonymous 02/05/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.4988 del
Mix Almond, Amaretto, Black Licorice, Blackberry, Caramel, Carrot, Cherry, Clove, Cola, Ginger, Juniper, Lemon, Molasses, Nutmeg, Orange, Pepper, Plum, Prune, Raspberry, Root Beer, Rum, Tomato, and Vanilla. You’ll be able to to find liquid flavoring for a lot of those.

Anonymous 02/06/2023 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.4998 del
Thank you. Would you happen to be able to point me to a resource with the amounts of these liquids I would need to add to get a close taste? If not, I'll probably just wing it and write about it on my blog.

Anonymous 02/06/2023 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.4999 del
Nah I just copied that from the first thing that came when I searched dr pepper ingredients. You’re on your own from there

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No. 48 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You know what this board needs.. besides an abortion. A music thread. And right now, it's time to share the jams that make you laugh... the tunes that make you cry... and the songs that you keep groovin'.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jUP-x4dZIgI [Embed]
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Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.4945 del
>ashley canceled the UK tour.....

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.4966 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PYNUy8B782Y [Embed]

Anonymous 02/05/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.4983 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Lqsx2Jn4hE [Embed]

Anonymous 02/05/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.4985 del
Shaddap You Face
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AthpTsmMfEg [Embed]

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=_SsVY_1jy-o [Embed]

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Official 2023 Cuckies Submission Thread #1 Anonymous 01/01/2023 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No. 4326 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I promised a surprise on January 1st. Here it is. I'd like to formally announce the 1st annual 2023 Cuckies Awards™®©. This is an hour-ish long Grammys-style awards ceremony intended to honor the biggest cucks, buffoons, weirdos and their victims, weirdness, stupidity, examples of societal decay, and general fuck ups of the year.

In this thread we gather together to share pictures, news stories, webms, and videos as submissions for the annual Cuckies Awards™®© show. All formal submissions for the cuckies will go here.

Examples from 2022: 1) The entire Canadian public watching the Canadian Shop teacher with juicy fake tits give his students wood. 2) Anyone who invested in LUNA or thought it was a good idea to trust a centralized exchange ran by a curly haired jew sex pervert. 3) The owner of the suitcase that was stolen by that bald government tranny. 4) All the guys in my movie who thought I had a penis.

The ceremony will be airing pre-recorded but live in early December 2023, date TBA. Formal attire to attend The Cuckies is required. I will be wearing a swanky black dress, gloves, and any costume jewelry I find while thrifting this year. I need your help with this one guys, if we want a fantastic show, submit your best stuff. A panel of experts (me) will be picking. Taking suggestions for categories, ideas for the show, etc. It's going to be well produced. We will even have "commercials" (by me), "musical guests" (by me), and more.
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Anonymous 02/05/2023 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.4982 del
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I nominate myself for not getting to give her the pounding of her life while she's wearing them.

Anonymous 02/05/2023 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.4984 del
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I nominate myself for falling for a girl on the internet.

Anonymous 02/05/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.4986 del
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Everyone here gets a cuckie obviously

Anonymous 02/05/2023 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.4990 del
I would like to nominate myself for the biggest tech retard award.
I bought a laptop and a VR headset without knowing that VR headsets NEED a Display Port to work. Now despite my $2k+ "gaming laptop" it doesn't have a Display Port, and so my VR headset wont work and I am left a several grand in the hole.

Anonymous 02/05/2023 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.4992 del
This is a good example of a Boomlennial. Finally got the money to blow on dumb shit you wanted when you were younger but now you’re too out of touch to do it right.

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Film & Television Thread Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No. 4124 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.
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Anonymous 02/01/2023 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.4931 del
It would just be an homage art project. Obviously we’ll all have an Ashley sized hole in our hearts that we will secretly take to the grave

Anonymous 02/01/2023 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.4932 del
I'd rather take her to the grave then have a woman live rent free in my heart
Take the Derrickpill

Anonymous 02/01/2023 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.4933 del
>I'd rather take her to the grave then have a woman live rent free in my heart.

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.4963 del
There was only one, and she is gone. Forever

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.4967 del
We should get her a bidet present so she will have a clean baby butt

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Parcopresis Anonymous 10/25/2022 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No. 1934 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Welcome to /x/ - x-lax. This is not a thread for the faint of shart. We hope you enjoy your descent into the depths of madness. Whatever you do... don't shit your pants.
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Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.4882 del
Nice work. Obviously the Ashely thing was a joke. Although I do wonder where she goes when she is not around.

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.4896 del
>Although I do wonder where she goes when she is not around.

Ive heard rumors she goes to the bathroom a lot. Like a lot, a lot.
Thats probably where she got her pronouns (poo/pee) from.

Anonymous 02/01/2023 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.4936 del
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Ashley is a dung eater.

Anonymous 02/01/2023 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.4937 del

Damn I would actually like to see that sexy bitch eat dung. Super thick coating from the neck down. It’s warm and creamy and she feels so good she starts rubbing one out. All while she’s laying on a comfy bed of (poopoo/peepee) cracklin all over her body. Fuck it’s got me chubbs

Anonymous 02/03/2023 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.4959 del
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Ashley is alredy in an rpg.

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Art and pictures Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No. 538 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can we get a fan art thread going? Artwork, filtered pics, banner ideas, AI-generated stuff, etc

Anything Ash related old or new
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Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.4949 del
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I'd be down for some lizzards and inner earth ramblings.

Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.4950 del
Just watched American Psycho for the first time in ages.

I chuckled!

sage Anonymous 02/03/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.4953 del
drink bleach, fucktard

Anonymous 02/03/2023 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.4954 del
That post is 69 days old, anon.

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Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.4785 del
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Likely, another clever attempt by an anon in the Ashley Jones Discord server to doxx you, Ash. I wouldn't join. Be weary of clicking links here and joining websites that someone may have root access to. This was discussed before by some of (((them))). Ain't it funny how you don't see this thread on other endchan boards?