/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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Parcopresis Anonymous 10/25/2022 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No. 1934
Welcome to /x/ - x-lax. This is not a thread for the faint of shart. We hope you enjoy your descent into the depths of madness. Whatever you do... don't shit your pants.

Anonymous 10/25/2022 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.1935 del
Should you need a guide, the resources in this post are not exhaustive and are merely meant to get one's pants dirty.

Are You Afraid of The Dark?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G3gebvDfwB8 [Embed]

Eerie, Indiana

Ernest Scared Stupid
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6NibeIdiIuI [Embed]

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Anonymous 10/25/2022 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.1944 del
Ernest always gets my pants dirty, just not for the reasons discussed in your post (not with shit (aka feces (aka excrement)))

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Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.2129 del
Anyone else enjoy watching this completely normal family?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LavY2K3-Vhs [Embed]

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.2179 del

candy candy candy candy

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X3FJePrGZb8 [Embed]

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Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.2186 del
Batman The Animated Series: Moon of the Wolf [1]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q-zFH2FopLc [Embed]
Batman The Animated Series: Moon of the Wolf [2]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9xMk2naim34 [Embed]
Batman The Animated Series: Moon of the Wolf [3]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9fFfqq7F-sg [Embed]
Batman The Animated Series: Moon of the Wolf [4]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yuBos0uIgbo [Embed]
Batman The Animated Series: Moon of the Wolf [5]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WHytkzgSi6M [Embed]

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.2187 del

Fuuuuuuuuuu... I checked, too.

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 23:38 [Preview] No.2188 del
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Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.2196 del
Casper the Friendly Ghost Hooky Spooky Halloween Special
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0knam4l-SVA [Embed]

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Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.2206 del
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Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.2207 del

Have you ever done an image search on google image- umm, I mean Yandex, for "eldritch garfield"
Some pretty cool artwork.

Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.2210 del
When Halloween Was Forever | The Real Ghostbusters Ep 8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y30_iB3vAUg [Embed]

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Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.4816 del
This guy on YouTube has been documenting apparitions in his house over the past few years and some of the footage he captured seems too good to be true. Many people have criticized his channel for being fake yet he's invited both regular people and ghost hunters from all over the US to visit his home and witness these strange entities for themselves. He disabled the comment section in some of his videos because he's a boomer, so there's no time stamps to navigate through some of his lengthy videos.

Skip to 15:50
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mqyig0UV-7w [Embed]

Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.4818 del
Ghosts are real. I saw one in my home and it was in the room with me long enough for me to mistake it for an intruder and then to realize it was a ghost. Not only that, but I freaked when I realized it was one of my dead relatives. It's one of those things that you have to experience for yourself. No one will believe you or understand until they experience it for themselves. I've been meaning to post my experience but I haven't. There was nothing fantastic about my experience. It was just a sighting. The only thing that makes my experience unique is that is was the ghost of a relative in the home they died in a decade earlier. I stayed in the room they died in. I wasn't made aware of this until after I saw the ghost. I didn't see the ghost in my room, though. I saw it walk from the kitchen to the dining room and stop at thew dining room table. As I began to creep forward to get a closer look, it turned and looked at me and that's when I realized it was a ghost of my relative and I fell backwards into the wall and onto the floor. The ghost was still standing there and I could see it clear as day. Then it turned and walked into the darkness of the living room. I woke my dad up with all the commotion and he ran in there and all the doors were still locked and could only be locked from the inside. When I was younger, I was one of those guys that would go into "haunted" places, now I don't take any chances.

Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.4827 del
I haven't witnessed any ghosts personally, although I've seen shadowy figures move in the corner of my eye but assumed it was just my imagination. Other than that, I haven't heard voices or seen objects fallen on their own. I've had plenty of experiences with sleep paralysis which made me believe my house was haunted until I did more research and realized it was just a sleeping disorder. I rarely get them now since I sleep on my side or stomach, it's only when I sleep on my back that makes the "old hag" appear in my room.

Scariest moment was when I was having a nap mid afternoon in my room and I "woke up" paralyzed and feeling great dread since I felt something in the room with me. I kept my eyes closed hoping to fall back asleep until I heard something from the end of my bed say my name and suddenly pounce on top of me and starting breathing very heavily down my neck. My body felt like it weighed a thousand pounds and it took me a great amount of effort to simply roll over. I eventually drifted back to sleep and when I actually woke up everything felt fine again. Now whenever I get the odd sleep paralysis, I just ignore it and keep sleeping. It's the same with nightmares, the more afraid you are the worse it's gonna get.

I would like to get a group of people together for some urban exploration, or trespassing if you will, at some of the abandoned factories, hospitals or anywhere that's potentially "haunted". But that can require lots of planning and preparation in order to be safe since you're dealing with asbestos, homeless people, syringes, mobile patrol units, etc. which is what turns most people off about the whole idea.

Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.4830 del
My experience wasn't sleep paralysis. I was awake coming out of the bathroom from taking a shower. It was around 5am. I was a night owl and would stay up playing Battlefield 1942 and watching Toonami. I wasn't exactly tired as I had slept during the day. Seeing the ghost walk from the kitchen to the dining room table and then to the corner of the living room was the daily routine of this relative. They would wake up, go to the bathroom that I was in to get ready for the day and then go into the kitchen to have breakfast and would walk over to the dining room table to go through the mail. Then they would go sit in their chair and read the newspaper.

Speaking of sleep paralysis, I was woken up from a dream about Ashley last night because a tomcat came through my pet door and tried to rape one of my cats while she was sleeping on me. It was fucking crazy. I was so startled that I couldn't even recall my dream, I just remember Ashley was definately in it. I do remember something grabbing me in the dream and then waking up and hearing cats fighting on me.

I've done a lot of urban exploring. There used to be lots of places to explore around here but sadly, most of them have been torn down or renovated this past decade.

Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.4831 del
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I loved playing Battlefield 1942 and its expansions back in the day. It's a shame that series has turned to shit now just like Call of Duty.

The school I went to used to be an insane asylum many years ago, some of the buildings were being renovated and there's been reports of workers having ladders kicked from underneath them, knocking, whispering, etc. Even students were getting strange vibes from inside the classrooms, especially the basement. There's also an underground tunnel with many passages beneath the campus where patients and staff used to walk through during the Winter. I had an opportunity to go down there one night with a group of people on my floor but I had to study for an exam the next morning and so I didn't go.

Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.4837 del
the only ghost ive seen is the one reflected back at me

Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.4838 del
Why does my house always wait til my computer and all my lights are off to start making weird noises while I’m in bed?

Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.4843 del
I used to have a Dell Latitude D830. I fell asleep while it was charging one evening and woke up to loud popping sounds and a flashing. Then I smelled smoke. I turned on my bedroom light and my laptop was smoking. I unplugged it from the wall and thought it was completely dead. I removed the battery and plugged it back up and it turned back on no problem.

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.4846 del
its just the house frame, adjusting to the temperature since timber expands and contracts as the houses temperature/humidity changes.
Or sometimes it can be air pressure building up then releasing in the water pipes as well

or its a spooky ghost or a someone in your home coming to rape and kill you

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.4847 del
You didn't turn your house off.

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.4850 del
Pretty sure I scared away the ghost that was at my old house because it got tired of seeing me masturbate all the time.

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.4851 del
What did Ashley mean by this? Does she love guys in jeans?

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.4855 del
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It's misspelled. Supposed to say 'Guys In Genes'

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.4856 del
I think I have this guy's superpower.

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.4858 del
I bet she loves staring at their bulges LIKE AN ABSOLUTE PERVERT

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.4862 del
She is in luck. They let us wear jeans in the office on Friday.

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.4864 del
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yes, especially JNCOs

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