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Film & Television Thread Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No. 4124
Discussions of movies and TV shows shall be posted here. Anyone hosting streams can share their link here also.


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.4125 del
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Tonight's stream
7pm EST / 4pm PST (midnight UTC, 21st 11am AEDT)
Edward Scissorhands
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 00:08 [Preview] No.4126 del


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.4133 del
Anyone here looking forward to the Last of Us series?
I think the game is a lil bit overrated, however, after seeing this trailer
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EVyDWbsucRA [Embed]
I was pretty excited...
but after the Offical Trailer
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uLtkt8BonwM [Embed]
Im not so sure.
Im tired of being sucked into well made trailers and only for the end product to not be as good and with video game to film/TV track records, my enthusiasm for this series has admittedly died down a little


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.4134 del
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>>4133
Don't ask questions
Consume more propaganda


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.4135 del
Here's the Xmas movie list: >>>/operate/18310
I added Garfield that was linked here. If there are other stuff lemme know.


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.4136 del
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Hello, you are all invited to our Christmas Special on the 26th.
Art done by Asley, thank you.


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.4139 del
>>4135
A Christmas Story
Gremlins
Home Alone
Miracle On 34th Street


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.4140 del
>>4133
I'll be the one to say it. Look how they massacred my ftm boy.


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No.4144 del
>>4136
>Art done by Asley
ash made that pic?


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.4146 del
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>>4133
I totally forgot about this. I don't watch trailers anymore since they spoil everything within a couple of minutes. Teasers are fine though. Based on the images I've seen I'm not liking the casting choices they made besides Pedro Pascal as Joel.
>>4140
Kaitlyn Dever would've been better as Ellie if she was a few years younger. She was great in Justified.


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.4147 del
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Am I the only one who really liked Sabrina the Teenage Witch AND who thought it was funny as Seinfeld?


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 19:02 [Preview] No.4148 del
>>4147
I prefer Buffy The Vampire Slayer


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.4149 del
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>>4148
but did Buffy have *this*?


Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.4150 del
>>4136
Am I correct that 7AM UTC 12/26 is 2AM 12/26 Eastern time?


Anonymous 12/22/2022 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.4157 del
don't you mean 0200, private puppers?


Anonymous 12/22/2022 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.4161 del
>>4139
>A Christmas Story
I have to check that out.
>Gremlins
Added.
>Home Alone
Others too suggested that one, added. I was hesitant previously, because you open the tap you get Home Alone (if you are lucky the first one), but I have not seen it for years now so whatever.
>Miracle on 34th Street
Which one? I found out there is an old original, and several remakes.

>>4144
Yes.

>>4150
Sure, why not.


Anonymous 12/22/2022 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.4163 del
Which movie do you guys prefer?
for me its the sequel. I thought it was even better than the original, but I must confess I dont understand the point of that 7 min long scene of her murdering that hooker. Like that scene came completely out of nowhere, was incredibly graphic and doesnt to fit into the storyline AT ALL. But despite that I still loved it and recommend it.


Anonymous 12/22/2022 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.4164 del
>>4157
I just figured I'd make it easy for you civilians


Anonymous 12/22/2022 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.4165 del
>>4161
A christmas story is the one narrated my Gene Shepherd with little Ralphy wanting a BB gun for Christmas and he keeps getting told that he'll knock his eye out.

I like the original Miracal On 34th Street/1947 with Natalie Wood, but take your choice if you like.


Anonymous 12/22/2022 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.4166 del
All I want for Christmas is an ashy vid


Anonymous 12/22/2022 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.4168 del
>>4167
Does Kevin Spacey molest a teenage boy in that?


Anonymous 12/22/2022 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.4171 del
>>4167
Denis Leary is a joke stealing faggot


Anonymous 12/22/2022 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.4172 del
Dennis Leary was the favorite comedian of this girl I used to hang out with. She said I reminded her of him. I've never seen The Ref. I suggest Batman Returns, Die Hard or Gremlins 2.


Anonymous 12/22/2022 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.4174 del
According to Rotten Tomatoes (lol) this is the top rated Christmas movie of all time. I used to put Turner Classic Movies channel on when I was hungover in bed and I think I've seen it but can't remember. Meet Me In St. Louis (1944)
It would be sad to see how nice St. Louis used to be back then compared to the hellscape it is today.


Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.4223 del
>>4147
you know how cats will often just chill in your bedroom. you ever think that Salem ever took a bit of a sneaky-peaky at Sabrina whilst she was getting undressed?
That cat in the TV sitcom version is a male too, he had to have at least once or twice, right?
Maybe even Sabrina was kinda into it, but neither would bring it up. just a fun little secret they would keep between themselves


Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.4232 del
>>4223
Well it ain’t much but I’ll beat off to it


Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.4235 del
i had a girlfriend who said her cat licked her nipples every time she used her vibe. if that turns you on, try to keep in mind she was fat. like a south asian american ferrera fat. she was literally mindy kaling.


Anonymous 12/25/2022 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.4238 del
>>4174
This is why it’s the number one Christmas movie. Frank Sinatra didn’t write ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’. It was from this movie and it’s about having a shitty Christmas. When he release his cover he changed the lyrics.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CreWsnhQwzY [Embed]


Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.4254 del
I haven't watched any Christmas movies this year since I've already seen them a million times, the classics atleast. I did however watch the Garfield Christmas specials which was comfy. Other than that I just watched Highlander, No Country For Old Men and The Jerk. I'll probably throw on Jingle All The Way and Friday After Next before I head back home in a few days. If anyone is still streaming movies tomorrow night I might join in depending how busy I am.


Anonymous 12/28/2022 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.4278 del
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>>4235
I don't believe you.


Anonymous 12/28/2022 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.4279 del
There once was a dog with a tongue
Who knew he could lick anyone
He found him a girl
Thought he'd give her a whirl
And wow did that lucky girl cum


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Anonymous 12/28/2022 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.4281 del
*slaps car roof*
This baby can go from Christmas movies to women fucking dogs in 6 seconds flat


Anonymous 12/28/2022 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.4282 del
>>4280
based anon. everyone spread the word that this shit is propaganda.


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Anonymous 01/02/2023 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.4346 del
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Full Contact
January 7th
At 8 and 21 UTC (3am and 4pm EST; 8am and 7pm AEDT)
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

In case noone reads the Site Announcements, today we're expecting some outage from 16:00 UTC (10-11am EST or so, 8 PTSD).


Anonymous 01/03/2023 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.4371 del
>>4346
wow this movie looks badass, can't wait!


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.4445 del
i feel like this documentary could sweep The Cuckies...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dO40vM_bM9c [Embed]
(GLHF trying to watch it legally, thanks HBO Max)


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.4486 del
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Been watching some westerns lately and came across this one. It's got some Blood Meridian vibes in terms of grittiness and brutality. Excellent casting also, would recommend for the whole family to watch.


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.4489 del
Nice to see there are fellow Cormac fans here. I’ve just about read all his stuff.


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.4493 del
>>4489
It's a beautifully written novel, even though it contains horrific and graphic imagery, there's plenty of memorable passages throughout the story that makes you empathize with the characters, despite them being cold blooded killers spawned from the Devil's cock. The lengthy description of the terrain and weather conditions the riders encounter are some of my favourite parts. I also like the choice of black powder weaponry used during that time period, the rotating rifle and dragoons used by Glanton are pretty badass. My firearms instructor had a revolver similar to his which I got to handle during my practical exam, been wanting one ever since lol. I love this book. One of my favourites next to Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham.
>They is four things that can destroy the earth, he said. Women, whiskey, money and niggers.

I'll have to read up the rest of McCarthy's books this year, the most recent one I finished was The Road, it wasn't quite as exciting as Blood Meridian but it was still very grim, depressing and even nerve racking in certain parts (the cellar, marching cannibals with leashed catamites). It's also one of the very few books that made me cry. I haven't spoke to my dad in years so this book hit me pretty hard.
>you have my heart

tl;dr I luv 2 reed berks


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.4500 del
I cried at the end too. Cities of the Plain and No Country for Old Men are also good stories but the stories are just vehicles for these profound existential dialogues that Cormac has to share. I guess that’s kind of his thing. The suicide case in The Sunset Limited kind of killed me inside a bit. All worth a read.


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.4502 del
Confident writers are not slaves to grammar.


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.4503 del
Correct. Any major publisher will have an editor go through a book before it’s printed . Stephen King wrote 59 novels in 45 years. He just shits them out and gives them to janny to clean up.


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.4504 del
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>>4503
I liked The Stand before it was cool.


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.4505 del
>>4493
>My firearms instructor
Go on...

Why haven't you talked to your dad in years? I'd he dead like mine?


Anonymous 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.4543 del
>>4505
It was part of my hunting course. He and his wife had a large collection of revolvers, rifles and such displayed in one of the rooms of their house. They gave me the grand tour after my exam which was cool, very nice couple. As for my dad, heart failure.


Anonymous 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.4545 del
>>4543
I wonder if those two ever had sex while playing with their guns. Gun play, some people like nipple play and some like gun play. He probably holds the gun to her, unloaded of course, while they fuck. Once that gets boring they load the gun for the thrill. Also it's stupid to show your big gun collection to someone else. Good way to get yourself robbed.


Anonymous 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.4551 del
>>4545
They don't normally show their collection to strangers but I gained their trust because I was more engaged in the program than the other students who were on their cellphones most of the time. I would also converse with them between breaks and listen to their stories while everyone else left to grab coffee. If you're good enough at talking to people sometimes there's perks you get out of it.


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.4745 del
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One time, my Dad and I... saw this movie a few days back.
Complete garbage, nothing worthwhile at all.
The action sequences were a snooze fest, none of the characters interesting, and apart from maybe 2 jokes, not funny at all.
The worst thing is it just bullshits its way thru with computer hacking/gadgets
why even bother presenting the audience with a problem if the solution is almost always pulling bullshit technology outta your ass. It completely eliminates any feeling that a character is in danger.
1.5 stars out of 5


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.4747 del
>>4745
Lock Stock and Snatch are Guy Richie's only good films. I remember trying to watch Rocknrolla years ago and got about halfway through before turning it off because it was boring as shit and none of the characters were funny.


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.4748 del
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>>4745
This niggas doing a magic trick


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.4749 del
>>4745
Aubrey walled


Anonymous 01/23/2023 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.4777 del
>>4747
Agreed, though I didnt mind Rocknrolla.
The Gentlemen was decent too and the Man from U.N.C.L.E. is supposed to be as well


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.4786 del
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Movies suck now. The most entertaining movie I've seen in months has been TikTok Tranny. Such a brilliant and original idea. I like how Ashley made it her own. The execution was completely Ashley and unlike anything I've seen. I enjoyed the humor. I don't know why anon had a conniption fit? They need to get a grip... on their dicks to relieve some stress. I hope you simps gave her a fucking money gift. It's not like it's going towards a girlfriend.


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.4789 del
>>4786
I wish ashley could stop posting anonymously


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.4794 del
When I win the lottery I'm going to let Ashley financially dominate me until I'm living on the streets shoeless and eating thrown away pizza crusts out of garbage bins next to Little Caesars.


Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.4825 del
>>4789
Nah, just her loyal simp. Not even shilling. Just an honest opinion. I'd like to see another movie done by her but I mean, she wouldn't realese another one anytime soon. That would be unheard of.


Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.4826 del
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>>4794
When my windfall finally blows in, I'm going to make it rain. Ashley deserves the finer things.


Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.4829 del
>when my windfall finally blows in

Sorry my friend but all signs point to that not happening. You better run around in the sun while you still can because the darkness is coming and there’s no other side to that tunnel


Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.4832 del
>>4829
Care to elaborate, doomer? Is that a threat or a warning? I will be fine either way. I am dangerous.


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Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.4836 del
>>4833
I am darkness. Come at me, bro.


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.4853 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=nFFZUHyuDcI [Embed]



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