>>4428
YAY! CAN'T WAIT ASH! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! :o

Judging by the picture I thought Ashley was going to show us how to kys until I read her post. These DIY videos sound like fun, looking forward to the rest of this series. :)

If Ashley accidentally cuts off one of her fingers during her diy then she will have normal sized fingers

Ashley's back!!!

>>4428
I want to milkshop this pic but I'm too busy playing black desert online. Someone help

>>4428
Ashley, I have a leaky pipe. Can you come fix it for me?

>>4428
I hope she does an episode about drywalling. I just make a huge mess when I try it

Added it to my proton cal.

>>4428
I have nothing to interesting to add, but Im looking forward to tis and will de my best to be at its premier, thankyou Ashley

Wow the wait was worth it. I figured she was going to do this or the camping thing and it’s probably too cold for the camping thing. Is this shot in her garage? Another oxygen tank thing? How many of those does she need? How much water could she possibly be carbonating? I’m excited in more ways than one. I might have to rub rub to cum cum for this one.

I'll be working so I won't be able to attend the stream unfortunately. I could watch it in the washroom with the volume cranked up on my phone for everyone to hear but I'd rather wait until I get home and watch it while having a cold brew.

>>4448
dw man, we will update you if anything interesting happens during the stream

>>4448
nothing happened

We all just joked around then gave ash attention for her vid then she left. Pretty much how these things shake out. I got a “heh” response out of her from a joke so I’m happy.

>>4451
Usually I stay for the movie but I have to do a few things today ;_; Post your carbonation rigs and what you'll be flavoring your drink with.

>>4452
Unironically going to buy a rig to make open sourced carbonated water. I will probably go heavy on it for a few months then get bored. The thing is I know you're on to something because I've bought club soda and mixed it with fresh lemon and just that alone is 10x better than canned sparklings.
Once again, the video was actually good. Well thought out, nuanced, comedy meets concept- good stuff.

>>4446
I hate you.

It was a good vid, funny and inciteful but her tool board looked kinda bare. You can have one of my hand saws if you want, Ash.

CO2 in carbonated drinks comes from those same power plant emissions. Instead of being released into the atmosphere as a global warming gas the CO2 is captured from power plant exhaust, purified and sold for carbonated drinks. CO2 in this carbonated form is harmless and is actually healthy for the body. It enhanses digestion and reduces constipation.

Great video, Ash! I actually want to try this out. I also drank a lot of Pepsi/Coke when I was a kid until I developed too many cavities one day and had to cut back on that crap. Now I mostly drink Bubly and green tea. I still enjoy my bourbon and beer after a long day at work to help me wind down but I try to keep it to a minimum. Anyways, It was a nice educational video with plenty of comedy to keep it entertaining. I enjoy the raunchy humour in your previous videos but once in awhile changing it up to a more viewer friendly style like this without pornography and profanity can be refreshing. You mentioned in your Q&A video that you're working on some future content that's less comedic and a bit more "serious" which sounds exciting. You put a lot of work in your TikTok Tranny movie, perhaps that will inspire you to create more documentaries later on? Either way, it's something worth looking forward to. That's my 2 cents, I'd type out more stuff but I'm tired as shit and this post is looking blurry now, it must be the Wild Turkey doing it's magic so I'll leave it at that. Keep up the good work, Ash!

PS, FIX YOUR POSTURE

>>4438
>leaky pipe
does that mean your anus is leaking? and the only way to stop it is to have ashley shove her wrench up there?

during the stream ashley said that her "cute little titties" (her words, not mine) were being "squished" by the suspender straps, and to not worry, because they're "still totally perky".

Thoughts?

>>4462
kys

Ashley's o-ring is being fumigated for bugs

To anyone who didn't make it for the stream

>>4461
That would throw a wrench into the things.

>>4467
actualpictureofashley.jpg

I'm coming up with around $180 for everything. Does that sound about right? Also I'm assuming the c02 will last a year-ish?

>>4465
Ashley has a nice rack. She just needs more tools on it.

>>4470
CO2 lasts depending on how much you go through it, the pressure you set, etc. If you make a few drinks a day, then you'll have to replace/refill once every few months. With very frequent use (4 drinks a day at 45psi) you'll replace/refill it about every 3 months. Remember, after you buy a tank you only pay for the CO2 refills ($30-$50 per tank refill). They will swap out your tank for another tank they have ready, filled with CO2. Just like if you buy a propane tank for a grill. No need to buy a tank over and over again, your first tank bought is the largest upfront cost that you won't have to pay for again, since when you "refill" (replace) it will be replaced for new tanks in which you only pay for the CO2 inside the tank.

$180 sounds a bit high, but might be right due to inflation. Speaking on inflation, this thread did not inflate my ego i'm still hunchin', stay mad faggots. After you get everything to set it up, your cost goes down significantly. $30-50 per the occasional refill is your only cost henceforth. You might be shocked at how much you're spending on store bought drinks such as soda or seltzer. $50 or more bucks a month is probably where I was at when buying drinks at the store. If you're like me, the tank will quickly pay for itself.

Whatever you do, don't forget to take off your anime girl stickers off your tank before swapping it out.

>>4472
I have to adjust for inflation because there is a lot of dong in my pocket. I'm holding on to it. It's my favorite currency because it has Colonel Sanders on it.

>>4472
>this thread did not inflate my ego
I'd drag my cock through a mile of broken glass to motorboat your hunch. Your ego will be fine.

>>4428
@0:54seconds that's my post! I did it! I made it into an Ashley Jones video and I didnt even have to show my penis! woooo!

Anyways, this was a nice little video, something different. For a DIY video, the cummunication is excellent. The way you present the information is concisely done and you explain what youre doing in a clear manner. I encourage you to make more of them if you got more ideas for some. You've got a nack for this style of video

Your music choices are always on point, do you pay for them or are they royalty free ones?
I love how at the 1:00 mark, Bandit nearly faceplants trying to jump up onto the bench. What a lovalble little bulldozer

That sodastream ad is wild, its a fucking drink making machine not some big social commentary about how special you are for being a tranny, omg why is there soo many! oomg stop holy shit!

At 10:25 it kinda looks like you accidentally make yourself laugh, which throws you off for a second. Just a cute, funny little moment.

I appreciate that you are waste conscious and are re-using bottles rather then discarding them. But I couldnt help but notice those were derricks piss bottles and you mention hardly washing them. Im guessing this gives it a bit of extra flavour, is this a tip you recommend?

Your tool rack is looking a little empty. People often call me a tool, so I will gladly volunteer to hang myself from your rack.

>>4472
>I'm still hunching
She's hitting the wall face first bros

We laugh out loud at you non-hunchies.
We can use the power of our hunch to hold our newly crafted CO2 Soda waters. It can also hold other items such as chicken tendies and ya mothers panties as well as much more!
Tables... tv trays... drink holders... look at what those non-hunchies need to mimic a fraction of our power.

its supposed to be a Thinkpad he is using btw

>>4478
I’m glad you included the pic. I read this as the hunch actually stores the carbonated water kind of like the hump on a camel. Thank you and have a great day.

Does anyone know where a brotha can order a back brace with XMR?

She doesn't have a hunchback. The bell tower in her garden is just a coincidence.

I had another dream about Ashley. We were in a kitchen and she was recording herself cooking with a phone. She was eating a fish stick and searing a fish filet in a pan on the stove. She pulled off the skin and said she doesn't like that part but couldn't feed it to the cat because it had spices on it. I said I thought you were a vegetarian and she replied she's allowed to eat fish because she's a lesbian and women smell like fish. Then she face palmed and said she probably shouldn't have said that out loud. I think she was live streaming. I went over to a microwave and started making ramen in a large white bowl. Ashley told me not to eat that because it's bad for me and said here, have a fish stick and stuck her finger on my mouth.

>>4484
Anon... why
Are you doing okay?

>>4485
No. I've been craving fish sticks all day but it's futile to get vrm go to the grocery store if Ashley won't be here to feed them to me. What do you mean why? It was a fucking dream. You tell me why.

I think your brain was confusing fish sticks with cheese sticks

>>4488
I think it would be better with just the pug.

everyone's a critic...

>>4492
This part of the video made me lol because she said it right after I let out a big yawn

>>4494
you yawned while watching her video? are you bored or some kind of faggot? gay liota

>>4492
this is an ashley insult thread now. go cry to mommy. mmm. mmm. yeah.

>>4497
I work long hours

At this point I'm sure any post calling ashley hot is made

Fuck I pressed post
Im sure most of those posts are made by ashley herself, or maybe seabee...
Seabee you always post your sign right

>>4509
Me and Ashley are the only posters on this board, Seabee is another one of her gimmicks

Yee I’m pretty sure at this point that Seabee is a made up character that Ashley created to communicate with the cucks while she was gone. Or it’s some kind of ai bot thing. Either way thank you for your service, fearless downer

>>4509
>>4508
don't be stupid anon, she's short, has cute features, is aging surprisingly well despite her hispanic heritage, and apparently has perky tits. you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

>>4509
I always post my Seabee insignia when I post. I'll always take credit or discredit in the eyes of this board for what I post.

Glad you are back babe.

>>4513
Ok ashley

>>4488
lol this great, nice song and pretty decent bukkake technique from Ashley, especially the side to side motion, allowing her face to get covered from all angles. Loses a few point for not having the mouth open enough and tongue out more

sharing this but it isnt mine, but liked it a lot and figured some of you might never ever see it, so here it is...
https://old.reddit.com/r/FansofRose/comments/106s0ef/ashleys_like_al_borland_except_instead_of_a_beard/

you have to go ba.. wait cool post upvoted

>>4513
It would be cool if we could get Ashley on censored.tv wouldn't it
>>4522
Stop comparing rose to ashley it’s apples and oranges

>>4522
I'm fine with this actually. The running joke on Tool Time was everyone likes Al and no one likes Tim.

Ashley and Rose have nothing in common apart from I would like for both of them to give me head and Ashley can snowball the cum to Rose because I like Ashley better so she gets first dibbs.

It's like there are two rosefags that keep inserting rose into everything. No one here cares about your anorexic slag. I only keep up with the Joneses. https://youtube.com/watch?v=soVrjpadRV0 [Embed]

I don't mind Rose, she's cute but her videos are a little boring.

has rose ever said anything about her vaginal shaving habits? I bet she shaves smooth.

let's take a poll. HOT OR NOT: ashley's big hairy muff tribbing out with rose's slimy shaved british minge?

Ashley has more ass than Rose

Ashley has perky tits. Rose doesn't have any. Ashley is cute. Rose looks like a vampire.

>>4532
>>4533
>>4535
Ashley cope

Was this nude posted on the other board ever confirmed to be Ashley? She does have some nice perky tits.

>>4532
Ash on chemo wins any time, however...

>>4566
>>4567

Cant be
Even Ashley doesnt have a Baphomet skin suit so realistic unlike Elon Musk

>>4566
Sucking on those things would be like taking a bite out of a chinchilla

>>4571
Chinchilla fur is super soft.

>>4572
They also stink. Soft fur and stinky, just like Ashley's twinkie

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JwBigk5FkAE [Embed]
Don’t talk shit on chinchillas they are very cute and well behaved boys

>>4573
Ashley smells like sugar cookies.

>>4570
You don't know Ashley like I do. I've done extensive research on her. Ashley is Illuminomi. She's on the Tryadderall Commission and a member of the Build-A-Bear Group. She also an alium.

Ashley, I have a suggestion for your next DIY video. https://youtube.com/watch?v=FKYMogG5Y0U [Embed]

The urge to bitch about full frontal genitals having millions of views on youtube while if you talk about the vax the algo will instantly strike your video is strong.

That being said I think ash said her pussy is way more hairy

>>4577
She should shave all the hair and save the hair for when she's in chemo so she can wear a pube wig.

i miss alien anon

>>4581
Sorry, I've been busy with personal stuff! Here's a short one for you
https://voca.ro/1jQgMWqI7YPp

when will someone do a bianca on ashley?

You're going have to explain that one. I’m not up to date on egirl shite

>>4586
She basically got what she wanted. She would post all the time that she wanted to be a famous egirl and wanted someone to kill her. Her simp killed her and made her a famous egirl. She's literally only known for dying.

speaking of egirls, would you still love ash if she got thicc fat like bonbi?

I would, because personally I love fat bitches. Well, not fat, but like just a hair's breadth away from being fat. Like you know if for her next meal she goes to a restaurant and gets the cheeseburger instead of the salad, she would officially classify as fat, but before that single meal she's not quite there yet. She's one meal away from being a certified lardass, is what I'm saying. That's what I'm into. I bet ashley's latina genetics would kick in and she'd have an plump little pooper.

Let's keep this discussion respectful, guys.

>>4582
moar

how is someone that attractive so un-sexy?
Just feels forced and shitty. Put my Dick to sleep. Ash would look good with a few pounds but most food isn’t open source so she doesn’t really eat. But just the thought of her in a skirt is bonerfying. She just has that primal energy. Doesn’t need to put on silly bdsm outfits

>>4716
No, Being fat is unattractive and unhealthy. And Bonbi could lose some weight just a little bit.

Eh she is fine don’t pretend like you wouldn’t. As long as women aren’t morbidly obese they can get whoever they want btw. We’re living in a time of pussy hyperinflation.

>>4728
The thinner but not anorexic the better.

Hey, hey, hey, mamacita! It's Fat Ashley. I just want some cheese sticks.

I'll give Ashley a cheese stick. It has a warm gooey center. I really like watching Ashley devour cheese sticks. I think it's called feedy fetish.

Side note, in general I really like chubby Ash. I like that she isn't afraid to eat, I especially like if she has a slightly unkempt look, some body hair, is cute, and it just looks sexier to be pudgy. I also heavily prefer younger Ash, age 15-23. I would say 6, but I can't think of a 6 year old fat girl I find attractive. I'll update this after watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Btw, did you all know the Honey Boo Boo is only 4'6"? And she has a black bf and lives right down the road from me. I can save her, bros. Ashley, you have serious competition.

>>4731
I too would like to feed our beloved queen cheese sticks but how in god's name do you make them?

>>4730
stick figure chicks like this gross me out. ugh.

>>4730
Cool halloween decoration

>>4731
It's weird how all fat people look the same. She looks like every secretary at a school or the DMV.

>>4730
Who dat?

>>4739
Skeletor

Imagine liking fat people

>>4742
That chick's body looks unhealthy.
inb4 sour grapes, 2/10 would not bang, you're a homo, etc.
I find her legitimately unattractive. If you think that's a sexy female form, you might want to get your T levels checked.

>>4742
I don't mind a smaller frame. Ashley herself seems a bit underweight

>>4750
>not fattie
>unhealthy
let's here more fat cope

This is a reall thing. My neighbor who is 300+ lbs and on heart medication told me I was unhealthy for doing a 48 hour fast…

>>4756
>>4757
fuck bros I 100% agree there's nothing unhealthy about being underweight and your comments aren't totally taking the original statement out of context. picrel, it's a REAL woman. she's so fucking sexy!!!! brb, gotta go get my soy latte and reup my viagra prescription, not sure why I've been feeling so tired lately but I doubt it has anything to do with my test levels. hope I don't see any 115 pound fat whores while I'm out!! cya later bros :)))

That one poster that always has the extreme hyperbolic behavior that he's accusing other people of having

>>4759
If Eugenia could lose like 5 pounds she'd be perfect.

>>4754
>unemployed
>living in a trailer
>has lungs
kek

is Ashley a milf

What? She’s hardly old enough to be an ILF

>>4790
Absolutely:
M Marvelous
I Iconic
L Lovable
F Filmmaker

She's a small glass of milk

A petite Arby’s roast beef sandwich with a various selection of milks and eggnogs

>>4762
She streams on Twitch.
https://www.twitch.tv/eugeniacooney/clip/RealViscousSpindleBCouch-pfwypi-A8HUKjltM

After all these years, Im surprised her body hasnt given out and she isnt dead yet.


>>4790
She will be soon when I get her pregnant

>>4790
She's mom of two.

>>4799
2sp00ky4me