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DIY WITH ASHLEY Episode 1 Anonymous 01/06/2023 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No. 4428
Stop drinking NWO juice and start drinking NWA juice. (Natural Water by Ashley (Not to be confused with the hiphop group Niggers With Attitude juice (Nigga juice (cum)))).
https://videos.icum.to/w/guAaawMBFcbG6g5yHXJpSp

This originally showed live on https://cytu.be/r/endcorner before Endchan's monthly movie >>4346.
Edited last time by xmr on 01/07/2023 (Sat) 21:28.


Anonymous 01/06/2023 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.4429 del
>>4428
YAY! CAN'T WAIT ASH! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! :o


Anonymous 01/06/2023 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.4430 del
Judging by the picture I thought Ashley was going to show us how to kys until I read her post. These DIY videos sound like fun, looking forward to the rest of this series. :)


Anonymous 01/06/2023 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.4431 del
If Ashley accidentally cuts off one of her fingers during her diy then she will have normal sized fingers


Anonymous 01/06/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.4432 del
Whenever Ash straps on a tool belt it makes me want to shiver me timber. I'll be there, yeah, I'll be there.


Anonymous 01/06/2023 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.4433 del
Ashley's back!!!


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.4437 del
>>4428
I want to milkshop this pic but I'm too busy playing black desert online. Someone help


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.4438 del
>>4428
Ashley, I have a leaky pipe. Can you come fix it for me?


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.4439 del
>>4428
I hope she does an episode about drywalling. I just make a huge mess when I try it


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.4443 del
Added it to my proton cal.


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.4444 del
>>4428
I have nothing to interesting to add, but Im looking forward to tis and will de my best to be at its premier, thankyou Ashley


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.4446 del
Wow the wait was worth it. I figured she was going to do this or the camping thing and it’s probably too cold for the camping thing. Is this shot in her garage? Another oxygen tank thing? How many of those does she need? How much water could she possibly be carbonating? I’m excited in more ways than one. I might have to rub rub to cum cum for this one.


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.4448 del
I'll be working so I won't be able to attend the stream unfortunately. I could watch it in the washroom with the volume cranked up on my phone for everyone to hear but I'd rather wait until I get home and watch it while having a cold brew.


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.4449 del
>>4448
dw man, we will update you if anything interesting happens during the stream


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.4450 del
>>4448
nothing happened


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 21:28 [Preview] No.4451 del
We all just joked around then gave ash attention for her vid then she left. Pretty much how these things shake out. I got a “heh” response out of her from a joke so I’m happy.


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.4452 del
>>4451
Usually I stay for the movie but I have to do a few things today ;_; Post your carbonation rigs and what you'll be flavoring your drink with.


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.4454 del
>>4452
Unironically going to buy a rig to make open sourced carbonated water. I will probably go heavy on it for a few months then get bored. The thing is I know you're on to something because I've bought club soda and mixed it with fresh lemon and just that alone is 10x better than canned sparklings.
Once again, the video was actually good. Well thought out, nuanced, comedy meets concept- good stuff.


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.4455 del
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>>4446
I hate you.


Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.4456 del
It was a good vid, funny and inciteful but her tool board looked kinda bare. You can have one of my hand saws if you want, Ash.


Anonymous 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.4458 del
CO2 in carbonated drinks comes from those same power plant emissions. Instead of being released into the atmosphere as a global warming gas the CO2 is captured from power plant exhaust, purified and sold for carbonated drinks. CO2 in this carbonated form is harmless and is actually healthy for the body. It enhanses digestion and reduces constipation.


Anonymous 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.4459 del
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Great video, Ash! I actually want to try this out. I also drank a lot of Pepsi/Coke when I was a kid until I developed too many cavities one day and had to cut back on that crap. Now I mostly drink Bubly and green tea. I still enjoy my bourbon and beer after a long day at work to help me wind down but I try to keep it to a minimum. Anyways, It was a nice educational video with plenty of comedy to keep it entertaining. I enjoy the raunchy humour in your previous videos but once in awhile changing it up to a more viewer friendly style like this without pornography and profanity can be refreshing. You mentioned in your Q&A video that you're working on some future content that's less comedic and a bit more "serious" which sounds exciting. You put a lot of work in your TikTok Tranny movie, perhaps that will inspire you to create more documentaries later on? Either way, it's something worth looking forward to. That's my 2 cents, I'd type out more stuff but I'm tired as shit and this post is looking blurry now, it must be the Wild Turkey doing it's magic so I'll leave it at that. Keep up the good work, Ash!

PS, FIX YOUR POSTURE


Anonymous 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.4461 del
>>4438
>leaky pipe
does that mean your anus is leaking? and the only way to stop it is to have ashley shove her wrench up there?


Anonymous 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.4462 del
during the stream ashley said that her "cute little titties" (her words, not mine) were being "squished" by the suspender straps, and to not worry, because they're "still totally perky".

Thoughts?


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Anonymous 01/08/2023 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.4464 del
Ashley's o-ring is being fumigated for bugs


Anonymous 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.4465 del
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To anyone who didn't make it for the stream


Anonymous 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.4466 del
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Anonymous 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.4467 del
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>>4466
>Hopes you enjoyed, thanks fo rwatching and bullying me :3


Anonymous 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.4468 del
>>4461
That would throw a wrench into the things.


Anonymous 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.4469 del
>>4467
actualpictureofashley.jpg


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.4470 del
I'm coming up with around $180 for everything. Does that sound about right? Also I'm assuming the c02 will last a year-ish?


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.4471 del
>>4465
Ashley has a nice rack. She just needs more tools on it.


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.4472 del
>>4470
CO2 lasts depending on how much you go through it, the pressure you set, etc. If you make a few drinks a day, then you'll have to replace/refill once every few months. With very frequent use (4 drinks a day at 45psi) you'll replace/refill it about every 3 months. Remember, after you buy a tank you only pay for the CO2 refills ($30-$50 per tank refill). They will swap out your tank for another tank they have ready, filled with CO2. Just like if you buy a propane tank for a grill. No need to buy a tank over and over again, your first tank bought is the largest upfront cost that you won't have to pay for again, since when you "refill" (replace) it will be replaced for new tanks in which you only pay for the CO2 inside the tank.

$180 sounds a bit high, but might be right due to inflation. Speaking on inflation, this thread did not inflate my ego i'm still hunchin', stay mad faggots. After you get everything to set it up, your cost goes down significantly. $30-50 per the occasional refill is your only cost henceforth. You might be shocked at how much you're spending on store bought drinks such as soda or seltzer. $50 or more bucks a month is probably where I was at when buying drinks at the store. If you're like me, the tank will quickly pay for itself.

Whatever you do, don't forget to take off your anime girl stickers off your tank before swapping it out.


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.4473 del
>>4472
I have to adjust for inflation because there is a lot of dong in my pocket. I'm holding on to it. It's my favorite currency because it has Colonel Sanders on it.


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.4474 del
>>4472
>this thread did not inflate my ego
I'd drag my cock through a mile of broken glass to motorboat your hunch. Your ego will be fine.


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.4475 del
>>4428
@0:54seconds that's my post! I did it! I made it into an Ashley Jones video and I didnt even have to show my penis! woooo!

Anyways, this was a nice little video, something different. For a DIY video, the cummunication is excellent. The way you present the information is concisely done and you explain what youre doing in a clear manner. I encourage you to make more of them if you got more ideas for some. You've got a nack for this style of video

Your music choices are always on point, do you pay for them or are they royalty free ones?
I love how at the 1:00 mark, Bandit nearly faceplants trying to jump up onto the bench. What a lovalble little bulldozer

That sodastream ad is wild, its a fucking drink making machine not some big social commentary about how special you are for being a tranny, omg why is there soo many! oomg stop holy shit!

At 10:25 it kinda looks like you accidentally make yourself laugh, which throws you off for a second. Just a cute, funny little moment.

I appreciate that you are waste conscious and are re-using bottles rather then discarding them. But I couldnt help but notice those were derricks piss bottles and you mention hardly washing them. Im guessing this gives it a bit of extra flavour, is this a tip you recommend?

Your tool rack is looking a little empty. People often call me a tool, so I will gladly volunteer to hang myself from your rack.


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.4476 del
>>4472
>I'm still hunching
She's hitting the wall face first bros


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.4477 del
>you will never pull out and dick barf hot ropes of holy grail cum all over Ashley’s hunch


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.4478 del
We laugh out loud at you non-hunchies.
We can use the power of our hunch to hold our newly crafted CO2 Soda waters. It can also hold other items such as chicken tendies and ya mothers panties as well as much more!
Tables... tv trays... drink holders... look at what those non-hunchies need to mimic a fraction of our power.

its supposed to be a Thinkpad he is using btw


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.4479 del
>>4478
I’m glad you included the pic. I read this as the hunch actually stores the carbonated water kind of like the hump on a camel. Thank you and have a great day.


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.4480 del
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Does anyone know where a brotha can order a back brace with XMR?


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.4481 del
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>>4478
>look at that subtle carbonated water
>the tasteful thickness of the thinkpad
>omg
>it even has wood paneling

I wish it came with higher res, gj anon


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.4482 del
She doesn't have a hunchback. The bell tower in her garden is just a coincidence.


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.4483 del
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I wonder if that contraption can be combined with something like this.


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.4484 del
I had another dream about Ashley. We were in a kitchen and she was recording herself cooking with a phone. She was eating a fish stick and searing a fish filet in a pan on the stove. She pulled off the skin and said she doesn't like that part but couldn't feed it to the cat because it had spices on it. I said I thought you were a vegetarian and she replied she's allowed to eat fish because she's a lesbian and women smell like fish. Then she face palmed and said she probably shouldn't have said that out loud. I think she was live streaming. I went over to a microwave and started making ramen in a large white bowl. Ashley told me not to eat that because it's bad for me and said here, have a fish stick and stuck her finger on my mouth.


Anonymous 01/09/2023 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.4485 del
>>4484
Anon... why
Are you doing okay?


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:15 [Preview] No.4487 del
>>4485
No. I've been craving fish sticks all day but it's futile to get vrm go to the grocery store if Ashley won't be here to feed them to me. What do you mean why? It was a fucking dream. You tell me why.


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.4488 del
I think your brain was confusing fish sticks with cheese sticks


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.4490 del
>>4488
I think it would be better with just the pug.


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.4491 del
everyone's a critic...


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.4492 del
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Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.4494 del
>>4492
This part of the video made me lol because she said it right after I let out a big yawn


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.4495 del
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>>4487
>You tell me why


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.4497 del
>>4494
you yawned while watching her video? are you bored or some kind of faggot? gay liota


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.4498 del
>>4492
this is an ashley insult thread now. go cry to mommy. mmm. mmm. yeah.


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.4499 del
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>>4497
I work long hours


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.4507 del
>>4499
Thank you for your conservus


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.4508 del
At this point I'm sure any post calling ashley hot is made


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:46 [Preview] No.4509 del
Fuck I pressed post
Im sure most of those posts are made by ashley herself, or maybe seabee...
Seabee you always post your sign right


Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.4510 del
>>4509
Me and Ashley are the only posters on this board, Seabee is another one of her gimmicks


Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.4512 del
Yee I’m pretty sure at this point that Seabee is a made up character that Ashley created to communicate with the cucks while she was gone. Or it’s some kind of ai bot thing. Either way thank you for your service, fearless downer


Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.4513 del
>>4509
>>4508
don't be stupid anon, she's short, has cute features, is aging surprisingly well despite her hispanic heritage, and apparently has perky tits. you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.


Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.4514 del
>>4509
I always post my Seabee insignia when I post. I'll always take credit or discredit in the eyes of this board for what I post.


Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:55 [Preview] No.4515 del
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Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.4516 del
Glad you are back babe.


Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.4517 del
>>4513
Ok ashley


Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.4522 del
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>>4488
lol this great, nice song and pretty decent bukkake technique from Ashley, especially the side to side motion, allowing her face to get covered from all angles. Loses a few point for not having the mouth open enough and tongue out more

sharing this but it isnt mine, but liked it a lot and figured some of you might never ever see it, so here it is...
https://old.reddit.com/r/FansofRose/comments/106s0ef/ashleys_like_al_borland_except_instead_of_a_beard/


Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.4523 del
you have to go ba.. wait cool post upvoted


Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.4524 del
>>4513
It would be cool if we could get Ashley on censored.tv wouldn't it
>>4522
Stop comparing rose to ashley it’s apples and oranges


Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.4526 del
>>4522
I'm fine with this actually. The running joke on Tool Time was everyone likes Al and no one likes Tim.


Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.4527 del
Ashley and Rose have nothing in common apart from I would like for both of them to give me head and Ashley can snowball the cum to Rose because I like Ashley better so she gets first dibbs.


Anonymous 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.4529 del
It's like there are two rosefags that keep inserting rose into everything. No one here cares about your anorexic slag. I only keep up with the Joneses. https://youtube.com/watch?v=soVrjpadRV0 [Embed]


Anonymous 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.4530 del
I don't mind Rose, she's cute but her videos are a little boring.


Anonymous 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.4532 del
has rose ever said anything about her vaginal shaving habits? I bet she shaves smooth.

let's take a poll. HOT OR NOT: ashley's big hairy muff tribbing out with rose's slimy shaved british minge?


Anonymous 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.4533 del
Ashley has more ass than Rose


Anonymous 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.4535 del
Ashley has perky tits. Rose doesn't have any. Ashley is cute. Rose looks like a vampire.


Anonymous 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.4542 del
>>4532
>>4533
>>4535
Ashley cope


Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.4566 del
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Was this nude posted on the other board ever confirmed to be Ashley? She does have some nice perky tits.


Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.4567 del
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Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.4568 del
>>4532
Ash on chemo wins any time, however...


Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.4570 del
>>4566
>>4567

Cant be
Even Ashley doesnt have a Baphomet skin suit so realistic unlike Elon Musk


Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.4571 del
>>4566
Sucking on those things would be like taking a bite out of a chinchilla


Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.4572 del
>>4571
Chinchilla fur is super soft.


Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.4573 del
>>4572
They also stink. Soft fur and stinky, just like Ashley's twinkie


Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.4574 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JwBigk5FkAE [Embed]
Don’t talk shit on chinchillas they are very cute and well behaved boys


Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.4575 del
>>4573
Ashley smells like sugar cookies.


Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.4576 del
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>>4570
You don't know Ashley like I do. I've done extensive research on her. Ashley is Illuminomi. She's on the Tryadderall Commission and a member of the Build-A-Bear Group. She also an alium.


Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.4577 del
Ashley, I have a suggestion for your next DIY video. https://youtube.com/watch?v=FKYMogG5Y0U [Embed]


Anonymous 01/14/2023 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.4578 del
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The urge to bitch about full frontal genitals having millions of views on youtube while if you talk about the vax the algo will instantly strike your video is strong.

That being said I think ash said her pussy is way more hairy


Anonymous 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.4580 del
>>4577
She should shave all the hair and save the hair for when she's in chemo so she can wear a pube wig.


Anonymous 01/15/2023 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.4581 del
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i miss alien anon


Anonymous 01/15/2023 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.4582 del
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>>4581
Sorry, I've been busy with personal stuff! Here's a short one for you
https://voca.ro/1jQgMWqI7YPp


Anonymous 01/15/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.4584 del
when will someone do a bianca on ashley?


Anonymous 01/15/2023 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.4586 del
You're going have to explain that one. I’m not up to date on egirl shite


Anonymous 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.4601 del
>>4586
She basically got what she wanted. She would post all the time that she wanted to be a famous egirl and wanted someone to kill her. Her simp killed her and made her a famous egirl. She's literally only known for dying.


Anonymous 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.4716 del
speaking of egirls, would you still love ash if she got thicc fat like bonbi?

I would, because personally I love fat bitches. Well, not fat, but like just a hair's breadth away from being fat. Like you know if for her next meal she goes to a restaurant and gets the cheeseburger instead of the salad, she would officially classify as fat, but before that single meal she's not quite there yet. She's one meal away from being a certified lardass, is what I'm saying. That's what I'm into. I bet ashley's latina genetics would kick in and she'd have an plump little pooper.

Let's keep this discussion respectful, guys.

>>4582
moar


Anonymous 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.4717 del
how is someone that attractive so un-sexy?
Just feels forced and shitty. Put my Dick to sleep. Ash would look good with a few pounds but most food isn’t open source so she doesn’t really eat. But just the thought of her in a skirt is bonerfying. She just has that primal energy. Doesn’t need to put on silly bdsm outfits


Anonymous 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.4722 del
>>4716
No, Being fat is unattractive and unhealthy. And Bonbi could lose some weight just a little bit.


Anonymous 01/21/2023 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.4728 del
Eh she is fine don’t pretend like you wouldn’t. As long as women aren’t morbidly obese they can get whoever they want btw. We’re living in a time of pussy hyperinflation.


Anonymous 01/21/2023 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.4729 del
>>4728
The thinner but not anorexic the better.


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.4730 del
You can never be too thin(anorexic excluded) or too rich.


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.4731 del
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Hey, hey, hey, mamacita! It's Fat Ashley. I just want some cheese sticks.

I'll give Ashley a cheese stick. It has a warm gooey center. I really like watching Ashley devour cheese sticks. I think it's called feedy fetish.

Side note, in general I really like chubby Ash. I like that she isn't afraid to eat, I especially like if she has a slightly unkempt look, some body hair, is cute, and it just looks sexier to be pudgy. I also heavily prefer younger Ash, age 15-23. I would say 6, but I can't think of a 6 year old fat girl I find attractive. I'll update this after watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Btw, did you all know the Honey Boo Boo is only 4'6"? And she has a black bf and lives right down the road from me. I can save her, bros. Ashley, you have serious competition.


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.4732 del
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>>4731
I too would like to feed our beloved queen cheese sticks but how in god's name do you make them?


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.4733 del
>>4730
stick figure chicks like this gross me out. ugh.


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Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.4735 del
>>4730
Cool halloween decoration


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.4736 del
>>4731
It's weird how all fat people look the same. She looks like every secretary at a school or the DMV.


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.4739 del
>>4730
Who dat?


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.4740 del
>>4739
Skeletor


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.4742 del
Imagine liking fat people


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.4743 del
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>>4731
>tfw no fatshley gf to shovel Mukbang into your mouth hole as you both grow fat and old together


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.4750 del
>>4742
That chick's body looks unhealthy.
inb4 sour grapes, 2/10 would not bang, you're a homo, etc.
I find her legitimately unattractive. If you think that's a sexy female form, you might want to get your T levels checked.


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.4754 del
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>>4742
I don't mind a smaller frame. Ashley herself seems a bit underweight


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.4756 del
>>4750
>not fattie
>unhealthy
let's here more fat cope


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.4757 del
This is a reall thing. My neighbor who is 300+ lbs and on heart medication told me I was unhealthy for doing a 48 hour fast…


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.4759 del
>>4756
>>4757
fuck bros I 100% agree there's nothing unhealthy about being underweight and your comments aren't totally taking the original statement out of context. picrel, it's a REAL woman. she's so fucking sexy!!!! brb, gotta go get my soy latte and reup my viagra prescription, not sure why I've been feeling so tired lately but I doubt it has anything to do with my test levels. hope I don't see any 115 pound fat whores while I'm out!! cya later bros :)))


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.4760 del
That one poster that always has the extreme hyperbolic behavior that he's accusing other people of having


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.4761 del
>it makes me angry you dont jack off to what i jack off to


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.4762 del
>>4759
If Eugenia could lose like 5 pounds she'd be perfect.


Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.4763 del
>>4754
>unemployed
>living in a trailer
>has lungs
kek


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.4790 del
is Ashley a milf


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 22:39 [Preview] No.4791 del
What? She’s hardly old enough to be an ILF


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.4792 del
>>4790
Absolutely:
M Marvelous
I Iconic
L Lovable
F Filmmaker


Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 23:26 [Preview] No.4793 del
She's a small glass of milk


Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.4795 del
A petite Arby’s roast beef sandwich with a various selection of milks and eggnogs


Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.4799 del
>>4762
She streams on Twitch.
https://www.twitch.tv/eugeniacooney/clip/RealViscousSpindleBCouch-pfwypi-A8HUKjltM

After all these years, Im surprised her body hasnt given out and she isnt dead yet.


>>4790
She will be soon when I get her pregnant


Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 19:40 [Preview] No.4803 del
>>4790
She's mom of two.


Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.4805 del
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>>4799
2sp00ky4me



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