/ashIeyj/ - Ashley Jones

Discuss the world's funniest female comedienne, Ashley Jones. My boyfriend is the Endchan owner. Also this board has a capital i

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Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No. 48
You know what this board needs.. besides an abortion. A music thread. And right now, it's time to share the jams that make you laugh... the tunes that make you cry... and the songs that you keep groovin'.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jUP-x4dZIgI [Embed]

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.59 del
Taking Back Sunday tried to do a podcast a while back but all they did was talk about the vax and about normie gay politics for an hour each episode.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aqAaMMlRZiU [Embed]

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.78 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FWKhM5wjSu0 [Embed]
This is a good little jam.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.80 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=45HPaTF0u7U [Embed]

This is a good little jam.

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.83 del
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This is a good little jam.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.124 del
We've got a thing that's called radar love
We've got a line in the sky
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aRlSHG5hRY4 [Embed]

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.125 del
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Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.126 del
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Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.127 del
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Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.128 del
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Anonymous 09/02/2022 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.145 del
is embedding still kaput?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=b5FjkO-u_ec [Embed]

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.161 del
Biden and Cornpop
Biden heard Cornpop talkin' smack
Biden told Cornpop, "You ain't black."
Cornpop said, "Cut the malarkey, jack"
Meet me on the bus, I'll be at the back"
"My legs be hairy, my legs be hairy and go blond in sunlight"
That's what Biden said to Cornpop
"My legs be hairy and go blond in sunlight"

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.162 del
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You got a bright future, boychik!

Anonymous 09/07/2022 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.186 del
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Anonymous 09/07/2022 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.187 del
what would be the first single for "her" debut album?

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Anonymous 09/07/2022 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.191 del

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Anonymous 09/07/2022 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.196 del
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Emo and this indie-almost-folkish music sound similar to me.

Anonymous 09/07/2022 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.197 del
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Anonymous 09/07/2022 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.198 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QXYM6-X8c3o [Embed]
In my opinion, I think Bright Eyes is an example of an emo indie folk band. The singer of Bright Eyes sounds like he's about to cry while also jacking off. Good music irregardless.

Anonymous 09/07/2022 (Wed) 20:29 [Preview] No.199 del
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I remember one of you posted a song from this band

Anonymous 09/07/2022 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.203 del
All those whiny emo bands are shit. Doesn't matter what genre the band considers itself. It's all the same recycled crap. There is essentially no difference between the emo band Taking Back Sunday and the punk band Anti-flag. They all have the same gimmick too or at least the more successful bands do. They hook you with a really good poprock single and then the rest of the album is total shit and everyone knows it's shit but you emo kids eat that shit up and claim it has meaning to you. It only means another nickel for nickelnose. I can assure you there are more emo bands out there that fly under the radar because a lot of them aren't even considered emo, but they totally are. It's almost laughable to claim Sunny Day Real Estate was their progenitor when Sunny Day Real Estate had actual talent. You can make sad music and it not be obnoxious. Remember when teen angst was fun and didn't make you want to cut yourself? https://youtube.com/watch?v=42V8CqWw0xM [Embed]

Anonymous 09/08/2022 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.205 del
Recycled crap is exactly what makes a genre. I will say that there is absolutely a difference between Taking Back Sunday and Anti-Flag, whether you like the bands mentioned or not. They might both fit within a rock category, but anti-flag is punk, and Taking Back Sunday is emo. To an outsider who probably listens to totally different genres, they may sound similar, as all black people music sounds the same to me, but there is a difference. There are sub genres within genres. Rock>emo. Rock>punk. This is why you won’t find my brother listening to Taking Back Sunday, it isn’t similar to the punk genre he likes. To him, Taking Back Sunday is weak and not angsty enough. Most bands that people think are emo are not emo. Ask modern kids what they think emo is and they list off the same bands, most commonly My Chemical Romance and Panic at the Disco. Those are corporate bands who have prioritized building an image rather than contributing authentic music to the genre. Good Charlotte is the peak example of this in terms of corporatization and inauthenticity.

Most actual emo bands are not popular because they are not strictly corporate products, especially not in the beginning. Perhaps you enjoy one song from an authentic emo album and dislike the rest because you do not genuinely enjoy emo music. It is what you said it is, whiny. Though not all of it is whiny, even within the emo genre there are pretty vast differences. Thursday sounds vastly different compared American Football, but both are in the emo genre. Look Mexico’s early stuff is a good example of emo without the whiny aspect. In the end, who cares about another person’s opinion on music? I just prefer that people understand there is a difference between genres. Zoomers think emo, scene, and goth are the same, while also thinking that MCR is emo. It’s kind of like how they’re rewriting LOTR to be a black power fantasy. Emo is not pop. MCR sounds like Queen except with more aids.

You’re slightly right about Sunny Day Real Estate. Rites of Spring is said to be the catalyst for the emo genre. Rites of Spring is punk in sound but emotional in lyrics, and pioneering emo bands were inspired by the lyrical style, evolving into bands like Sunny Day Real Estate. Sunny Day Real Estate is more mid-west emo, so you’d probably enjoy emo bands that follow the emo mid-west sub genre. The mid west emo genre is more laid back and slow, less whiny.

Anonymous 09/08/2022 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.211 del
Yeah, I'm used to being slightly right. It's better than being slightly wrong but only slightly. I probably wouldn't like most of the music your brother listens to either. I don't care much about whiny white boys and their my mom wouldn't get me McDonald's problems. See that's the real genre. Ain't it funny all those tunes push white kids to selfharm and suicide but black music empowers black youth to rise up. To what occasion, I do not know? Rape is not all that hard, I would imagine. I'm sure this isn't all by design. Complete freak accident. Has nothing to do with a decline. No, I like music that makes me as cool as a cucumber. Keeps me out of pickles. https://youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvo [Embed]

Anonymous 09/08/2022 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.212 del
>Ain't it funny all those tunes push white kids to selfharm and suicide but black music empowers black youth to rise up.
Not necessarily. The majority of black music promotes promiscuity, drugs, violence, essentially self harm presented in another form.

Anonymous 09/10/2022 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.219 del
Promiscuity and violence versus cutting and hanging yourself in the closet. Promiscuity and violence don't seem like such a drawback. I mean, people tend to enjoy sex and violence. Then again, if it's the wrong person you're getting promiscuous with, I can understand wanting to go home and hang yourself in the closet. My cousin was an emo kid who actually did hang himself in the cloest. Since you're the emo connoisseur, pick me a track you think I'd like just incase I decide to hang myself in my closet and it better be good or else I might hang myself in my closet, but not too good or else I might hang myself in my closet.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lpyz1j16J0E [Embed]

Anonymous 09/10/2022 (Sat) 23:20 [Preview] No.233 del
>Promiscuity and violence don't seem like such a drawback
Take a look at the results of this music and culture. It normalizes and promotes destructive behavior. Capital B black people (not the normal black people) have 10 kids, dad is gone, black kids are taught that to make it in the world, you have to sell drugs, get violent, or use your body. It’s a long term version of self harm, impacting many more people than just the people listening to this music. Now all zoomers, regardless of race, are brain dead by talking in ebonics and emulate the black culture shown in these music videos. The music all overtly revolves around materialism, killing, revenge, drugs, alcohol, sex. These days it’s especially targeted at females with the “my pussy is god” attitude by people like Cardi B or Megan Thee Stallion. Both of which have occult and masonry symbolism in their music videos. That essentially means the elite have given these artists their stamp of approval, likely even creating them, which is why their music is being played by every young person. They are the ones chosen to succeed and spread a certain curated message.

In regards to emo music, the only song I can recall that mentions self harm is Ohio is For Lovers, but much of Hawthorne Heights’ music is gay. https://youtube.com/watch?v=91iCDyrqD7Y [Embed]

Anonymous 09/11/2022 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.239 del
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Anonymous 09/12/2022 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.253 del
No You did, think twice before you act.

Anonymous 09/12/2022 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.258 del
Listen Ashley. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and make lots of videos, and you're gonna watch your monero grow. You're gonna die an old... an old fat lady with pizza in her bed, but not here not this night. Not like this do you understand me? Watching your videos, Ashley, was the best thing that ever happened to me... it brought me to you. And I'm thankful for that, Ashley. I'm thankful. You must do me this honor, Ashley. Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Ashley, and never let go of that promise.

Anonymous 09/12/2022 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.259 del
Relax everything is going to be alright. Don't hope and then rope yourself.

Anonymous 09/13/2022 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.267 del
I try to relax, but all those faggots on the other board keep me from coming for Ashley. I'm not just gonna sit by and diddle myself to pp while some switch hitters try to give my waifu monkeypox. Ashley should be the only queen on that board. She's not their fag hag.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yem_iEHiyJ0 [Embed]

Anonymous 09/19/2022 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.361 del
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Anonymous 09/21/2022 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.386 del
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9/21 Never forget the dancing darkies.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TqSw_KQxCmg [Embed]

Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.488 del
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musical blasphemy

Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.492 del
now THIS is a good little jam

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rjTFkOeusXM [Embed]

Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.637 del
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Anonymous 09/27/2022 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.648 del
vid related is how I feel about Bill Evans: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZO5IZ-qthOY [Embed]

Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.728 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WkkZjbnUfHI [Embed]

Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.729 del
I almost posted this on the other board months back.
Reminds me of Pennyroyal Tea performed by Nirvana on MTV Unplugged.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=w_SDgVOBo7U [Embed]

Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.745 del
hope I got the chords right

Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.748 del
See what I mean Ashley? Now Pivot is copying you. >>745

Pivot, figure out who you really are, man. Just be yourself. Like me. Be more like me. But don't be like me. Understand? Don't be like Ashley. You will never be a woman. You will just get banned.

Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 22:47 [Preview] No.749 del
next time wait until your parents leave the house so that you don't have to be so quiet when you record

Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.750 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ey4yAgLZlw [Embed]

Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.751 del
Didn't know you could play guitar Pivot

Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.753 del
Everyone here can, can't they?

Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.755 del
ashley will definitely want to suck your dick now bro

Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.757 del
/ashIeyj/ namefag rankings

God Tier: LB
Doing the Lord's Work Tier: Milkanon / Milkshley-Maker-Anon
Above National Average Tier: Dickanon
Probably Got a Girlfriend But Will Dump Her When He Finds Out Ashley is Back Tier: Uncutmeat88
Stopped Taking His VA Prescribed Meds Tier: Seabee
Faggot Tier: original /ashleyj/ BO
Ultra Faggot Tier: Pivot


Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.759 del
Where the Hell is Uncut? Is that what's going on? He has a gf now? How? Uncut is fun. He tried pestering me a lot, but I enjoyed it the same as I enjoy being pestered by Pivot. Pivot put me in prison on Discord and thinks he's won. All he has done is given me time to write my philosophical autobiography Mein Kraft. It's about my personal experience with power fantasies. Pivot's a good kid. He does livestreams with his friend and they remind me of hanging out with my brothers playing Playstation when we were kids. It's pretty comfy. I tune in while I'm working. I'm concerned about him though. He's too invested in Ashley. I'd hate to see him get his heart broken and become a tranny like all the rest of them that tried to date her. I'm immune to this though because I ate my vegetables as a kid and my mom didn't even have to tell me to.

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.760 del
link to livestreams?

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.761 del
>t. LB

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.764 del
If I had to listen to these chucklefucks for any longer than the 3 minutes of torture I've already endured I might actually have to blow my brains out

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.765 del
aaaand this is why namefagging is never a good thing

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.766 del
nope, you're just cringe

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.767 del
Okay, mom. I guess I'll have to spend the night at Pivot's house from now on. He's putting himself out there when he could be putting himself on /cuteboys/ instead.

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.768 del
Pivot post feet when? Let's turn him into a tranny

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.769 del
post his bussy pics (on the old board, don't want you to get banned)

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.772 del
I don't have Pivot's bus pics. I'm sure he will share them with you if you want. You can probably just find them with a quick Google search actually?

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.773 del
Did I really just listen to this fruitcake talk about his hatred of bodily hair for 15 minutes? Who listens to this garbage?
Ash, if you're reading this, I just want you to know that I would eat that furry little muffin of yours all night.

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.775 del
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wow, what a reaction
quit talking to yourself LB, I didn't put you in the prison, I can't change people's roles
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X2iAsjSpsyA [Embed]

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.776 del
it's getting pathetic how anytime someone calls you out on your faggotry you immediately think it's LB samefagging. face it bud, you're just unlikable

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.777 del
and who are you

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.779 del
not a namefag attention whore

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.780 del
ah, nevermind. btw I've never done anything to indicate my identity, so I don't think I'm an attention whore.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lPutToA0ZHs [Embed]

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.782 del
you literally indicated your identity in this thread you mong

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.783 del
I didn't. none of the people talking about me or my youtube channel were me.

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.785 del
oh how the tables have turned. dont you gotta go wax yourself or something?

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.786 del
Guys enough! Lets all make out... I mean up! Let's all make up!

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.787 del
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Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.790 del
that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. I'm an attention whore for responding in first person when other people are having a conversation about me?

I didn't intend for any of this to happen. shut the fuck up about namefags already.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M3hy11bgVRk [Embed]

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.791 del
Can you guys keep the tranny board behavior and literal faggotry (>>786) over on your tranny board please. Have some respect.

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.794 del
an argument for adding the captcha back would be that some people who are likely too stupid to solve it wouldn't be able to post any more
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ex05XUddWMk [Embed]

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.822 del
You'll have to eat my cum. Are you sure you're up for it?

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.825 del
Hey, Pivot, it's me, LB. None of those posts today were me and I'm not the one who posted your jewtube channel. You already shared it in the discord server, remember? I was told that you were the one who put me in prison. I'm not trying to make accusations, that's what I was told. I haven't been online all day. I had to do actual men's work today. Something you wouldn't understand being a smoothly shaven twink.

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.848 del
Pretty cool to hear another person talk about Ashley. It'd be cool to hear more of your thoughts on her in future episodes. Sort of like an Ashley fan series or something. Thoughts?

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.851 del
thanks, and yeah sure we'll bring it up again tomorrow. let's talk about it somewhere else though so I don't get called an attention whore

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oG9ZRBSqFgA [Embed]

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.852 del
will be tuning in, don't let these faggots get to you. you've got a good thing going

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.853 del
thanks man

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.854 del
Hey everyone welcome to /pivotj/, the board where we discuss pivot and other exciting namefaggot topics instead of ashley jones
>inb4 b-but I didn't bring myself up, boo hoo I'm not an attention whore (but please keep noticing me and I'll gladly discuss my faggoty youtube channel that nobody watches)

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.856 del
I considered creating a Pivot board for the lulz. He has some pretty disturbing art posted to the web. I decided not to go through with it though. One often regrets being too kind.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oO-NKHhNU1s [Embed]

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.869 del
Oh shut up and stop taking things so seriously. Lets just have fun.

Looking forward to the show tonight. Hope to hear you guys talk about ashleys videos and what you guys think. If you guys need topic ideas here some? Are you vaxxed? Do you think covid is real? The porn topic is interesting. What made you realize you had a problem? I went through something similar. Now I very rarely watch porn. How/when did you discover ashley? What do you like about her? Tbh it almost sounded like you werent stoked she was back and said mostly negative things, but I assume you liked some stuff upon her return. Have fun

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY [Embed]

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.883 del
I'm flattered you listened to the whole thing, yeah sure I'll have that stuff in mind
we'll start in like 2ish hours if you see this before then
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mIcoVEVII6k [Embed]

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.884 del
No need to be flattered bro. Us ashlings need to stick together

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PSoOFn3wQV4 [Embed]

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.890 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7iJU-S8T0-k [Embed]

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.892 del
good stream. needs more ashley talk tho
https://youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914 [Embed]

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.893 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ndlb4fic-eQ [Embed]

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.894 del
Who posted this?

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.895 del
their name says anonymous, so we may never know

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.896 del
It's nice to have a fan.

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.899 del

Anonymous 10/03/2022 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.904 del
damn I thought it was already too much
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8dags3mDT44 [Embed]

Anonymous 10/03/2022 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.909 del
just have fun with it. but tbh 90% of the chat was revolved around ashley. good show just needs more ash. give the people what they want.

this is a lot like me and ashley
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xSZBIs0gs0E [Embed]

Anonymous 10/03/2022 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.910 del
who else has impure ashley thoughts? that vid made me think of the unspeakable things id do to her

Anonymous 10/03/2022 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.913 del
damn dude 90s to early 00s was the best pop music

yeah we'll run out of stuff to talk about though, she has to give us more material
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yL74Zp87Vxk [Embed]

Anonymous 10/03/2022 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.916 del
That stream was better than your other stream. My favorite part was when you went to the bathroom. How come your posts are never that interesting? Maybe you would be more likable if you were as sincere about your beliefs as you were in your stream but you'll always be a smoothly shaven twink to me.

It's kind of annoying when you all post normie music that often gets played on the radio, but since I've never seen the video to this, I forgive you. Now look what you made me do.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LGD9i718kBU [Embed]

I've been having impure thoughts about bacon and cheese toast.

Anonymous 10/03/2022 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.919 del
LB, please never stop dabbing on pivot. he hates you so much but isn't socially adept enough to clap back. it's pure kino and I can't get enough of it

Anonymous 10/03/2022 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.946 del
If that's the case, he shouldn't be taking things so personally. I bust everyone's chops. I guess he never got the memo about men insulting one other for fun but not actually meaning anything by it. I think he only dislikes me because he projects his inadequacies onto me as if I'm the one preventing him from being with Ashley when it's Ashley he's been arguing with the most and he actually seems to like simping over my posts. The kid is clearly in the closet.

Anonymous 10/04/2022 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.949 del
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the mother of the next person who talks about namefags in this thread will die in her sleep tonight
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7M2dJKAzl5Y [Embed]

Anonymous 10/04/2022 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.950 del
That means we can still talk about Pivot because he's not a namefag, just a fag from discord. That dapper_dan guy is pretty cool though.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QOR0Q1yuPfQ [Embed]

Anonymous 10/04/2022 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.952 del
you mo fuggas have a real loose interpretation of no namefagging. at any rate, when did die antwoord turn into wednesday campanella?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cq56o0YH3mE [Embed]

Anonymous 10/04/2022 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.956 del
pivvy wants us to stop talking about namefags when we bully him but he sure had no problem spamming "fake ash" for a month and claiming everyone he didnt like was laughingboy including ashley lel. the dude has to loosen up. hes the reason we had to come to this new board in the first place. know your place bitchnigga
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NIYrJne42l8 [Embed]

Anonymous 10/04/2022 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.960 del
the indie electronic scene is basically all weebs, it's part of the culture now for better or worse
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MkqP2-JQqCg [Embed]

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Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.1018 del
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namefaggots need to gtfo, especially pivot. get a load of this fucking weirdo.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.1020 del
interesting you didn't go after LB

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.1021 del
hey listen you fucking psychopath, not everyone is LB. the other namefags on this stupid board are annoying, but you're an actual creep.
here's a sincere suggestion: stop obsessing over egirls that will NEVER BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND. stop jacking off to children's pony cartoons, work on your social skills and gee fucking willy maybe you can meet a girl in real life

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.1023 del
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Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.1024 del
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Pivot is my fren. If it's a namefag you're after? I'm your huckleberry...

Say when.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.1025 del
let me explain. I was in the Rose server trying to coax them into joining the Ashley server. I think I got at least like 5 of them in the last 6 months.

dog I'm pretty sure I've only been in heated arguments with 2 people here and one of them can see post IDs. on the trace chance you're not LB I really want to know who you are and why you're mad at me. I think you are LB though.

I feel like salvaging this music thread is a losing battle
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5jnZMW8C6wA [Embed]

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.1027 del
>let me explain. I was in the Rose server trying to coax them into joining the Ashley server. I think I got at least like 5 of them in the last 6 months.
yes, posting bizarre fanfics about rose cutting off your eyelids and pumping gasoline up your ass is just your way of recruiting new ashlings. makes perfect sense.
>dog I'm pretty sure I've only been in heated arguments with 2 people here and one of them can see post IDs. on the trace chance you're not LB I really want to know who you are and why you're mad at me. I think you are LB though.
you are by far the dumbest motherfucker on this board, "dog." I'm not LB, I'm not ash, I'm not a namefag like you and your faggoty little circlejerk pals. you think that if someone calls you out for being a freak it must be LB. it's just not possible anyone else thinks you're a weirdo, right? ponyfucker faggot

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.1028 del
In my book you're perfectly normal. I'd also love it if Rose hit me in my miserable face with a shovel
Sheesh chillax y'all

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.1029 del
Now let's all just take a breath and calm down. All this fighting will get you nowhere. This may come as a surprise to many of you, but I was in the Navy Seabees where I both built and fought. You might say that much like my underwear, I've seen some shit. If there's anything I learned in my time as a Seabee, it's that the unit that gets along stays alive. Now let's shape up men! HOO-AH!

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.1030 del
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This looks like rosefags. I can tell from some of their posts and from seeing quite a few rosefags in my time. All rosefags need to go back to their circle jerk server. Imagine being a rosefag and using reddit unironically.
What is this shit? It's disturbing. That's what it is. I recognize a lot of you faggots.

This is why you don't try to convert rosefags. You brought this on yourself. Don't flatter yourself. You don't live in my head rent free. When have we ever been in an internet fight? I must not have noticed. Don't try to drag me down to your level. I wouldn't let rose shit on me to impress literal faggots. I'd toss her recovering heroin addict looking no-ass off a double-decker into the Thames. The thread is fine. The last few music threads had off topic posts as well. Now it's a issue? Learn to take your licks and I don't mean having rosebuds rim your asshole. Stop blaming me for your delusions and leave me to mine.

If you're not Ashley, how about you and Pivot both go fuck back at your place, rosebud?

We can make it happen. Ashley has a blue wig. I have a shovel. You can use your imagination.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.1034 del
Nice to meet a fellow Seabee, where did you deploy?
Please use another Seabee insignia so people won't think that I'm you and you're me.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.1035 del
Holy jizzass, you mother fuckers make me long for the days of the tranny board. I was going to open a pol thread with a post about Schizoanalysis, but it would probably just get spammed by memes from 2016. Other than the Ashley milker posts this place is a waste. God bless you AI Ashley milkers poster, god bless you, sir.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.1038 del
Even though this place is autistic it can still be entertaining. Tranny porn is just repulsive and if you long for it you might be gay.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.1039 del
Guys I just can't stop thinking about how cool LB is and how much I hate Pivot. I really think Ashley should give LB a chance.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.1040 del
Isn't this thread a good example as to why the name field is disabled? The topic is ashIeyj. Not namefag general.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 21:59 [Preview] No.1046 del
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You can go psychoanalyze dickanon and discuss why he was recently banned from /agatha2/ for requesting cp. Schizoanalysis is an interesting topic. I'd prefer Ashley to start the next thread because she seems far more capable than all of you. Ashley already has nice milkers. I don't need your fantasy women.

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.1054 del
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Glad I'm not the only one. I don't hate Pivot though. Don't let him live in your head rent free. He hasn't earned that privilege. A chance at what? I haven't asked for anything. I don't need anything from Ashley to be happy. I value my independence. I'd be concerned Ashley would try to make me codependent on her lifestyle and attempt to force me to be like one of those cringe vegan guys. I wouldn't want to make her cry every night I sneak out on her for a hamburger.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=naO0kU3iZ5s [Embed]

Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.1064 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qWVc-xVZxho [Embed]

Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.1157 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XWnEj9YwKVY [Embed]

Anonymous 10/08/2022 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.1166 del
nice that's a staple jazz standard, every jazz musician ever has done an Autumn Leaves cover
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CIiNa1Ww9OE [Embed]

Anonymous 10/09/2022 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.1260 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dj9eU4kL61Y [Embed]

Anonymous 10/10/2022 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.1292 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YiVPC8QHsQM [Embed]

Anonymous 10/10/2022 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.1293 del
Neat. I'm not the only one appreciates it.
Pretty. Reminds me of something Nobuo Uematsu would do for a Final Fantasy. Might have to post some of that soon.
I wanted to post this but it just gets too much radio play. I love this song but I don't think Ashley likes Pink Floyd. Most girls don't. I heard their shows were sausage fests.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OUK-_5amoow [Embed]

Anonymous 10/10/2022 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.1302 del
was trying to think of a good song to dedicate to Ashley
I think they broke up before I was born but I saw Australian Pink Floyd once and it was almost all boomers and none of them wanted to stand up and got mad at me when I did
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UBAO9WcdrOM [Embed]

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.1364 del
...this one's for you, Ash
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7VeIdo3anqQ [Embed]

Full song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4FNUPrFqLo4 [Embed]

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.1367 del
listen to this https://youtube.com/watch?v=8xRsEqcew-g [Embed]

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.1368 del
I think I remember this being posted on wizchan before.

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.1374 del
that was pretty cool. some prog rock starts to feel like it's trying too hard to be classical though
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cec6Ctg0i0g [Embed]

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.1433 del
this is a lot like me and ashley
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OUVOsTsrF2w [Embed]

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.1439 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6WYPNk260Q4 [Embed]

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.1442 del
That's a nice little piano ballad you got there. It deserves more views. Gives me Hey Jude vibes. He may not be able to stop thinking about Maryanne, but I can't stop thinking about the Cheers intro. Maryanne is a lucky girl to have so many songs written about her. We could easily fit Ashley's name in that song and it would be perfect. Kind of disappointed it died off toward the end instead of building up to a band. It feels unfinished.

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.1446 del
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Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.1447 del
this is a lot like me and /ashleyj/

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 18:18 [Preview] No.1457 del
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Sush you know you love us. We're the only ones weirder than you are.

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 21:14 [Preview] No.1461 del
What is the album or band? Can't find anything under "do cats really"

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.1464 del
yeah I agree it's kind of undercooked, he needed a better pianist than himself and some studio musicians for that album

my first guess would be This Town Needs Guns but there are roughly 2 trillion math rock bands with that exact same sound and shazam isn't getting it for me

Anonymous 10/12/2022 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.1474 del
Sorry I don't know it is either. It was posted on a music thread without explanation.

Anonymous 10/14/2022 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.1517 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AzjKuNgFhCc [Embed]

Anonymous 10/14/2022 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.1519 del
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Anonymous 10/14/2022 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.1529 del
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Man, I'm such a hypocrite 😭
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lzi7ljJiLJQ [Embed]

Anonymous 10/15/2022 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.1541 del
I'd been meaning to listen to this album for a while, it was really good
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X0M92AWLpE8 [Embed]

Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.1583 del
I haven't listened to the whole album yet. The album cover caught my attention. I actually found it a while back. I went ahead and posted it because it was still sitting in my browser tabs from like a month ago. It's very reminiscent of the old Toonami bumpers. Would be a good tune to listen to while driving at night, but right now, I'm craving some Hi-C.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NUKgN-nC93c [Embed]

Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.1590 del
not just elevator music I promise!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o2YqCTVRFUg [Embed]

Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.1594 del
I admit I found Franz Gordon and Johannes Bornlof through a similar playlist
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O_MWYN3YXW0 [Embed]

Anonymous 10/17/2022 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.1618 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8j58CMy0OmA [Embed]

Anonymous 10/18/2022 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.1649 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aZgkSfohSF4 [Embed]

Anonymous 10/19/2022 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.1683 del
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Anonymous 10/20/2022 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.1778 del
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*nods in cowboy hat*

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hCebq5lLgos [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q3fP6y0TUdw [Embed]

and a classic...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y79f-DZLaNc [Embed]

Anonymous 10/20/2022 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.1798 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=djr6T2C8Gfs [Embed]

Anonymous 10/20/2022 (Thu) 17:14 [Preview] No.1801 del
>>1798 cute

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8ApA2W8f2vg [Embed]

Anonymous 10/21/2022 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.1837 del
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Anonymous 10/22/2022 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.1848 del
If you can finish listening to this ballad with a dry eye you're a better man than I am.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JaEGlYFhnRc [Embed]

Anonymous 10/22/2022 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.1856 del
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Damn shame what they did to that dog.

Anonymous 10/22/2022 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.1858 del
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Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.2139 del
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Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.2153 del
Does anyone else hear songs from the 70s and 80s and get 2nd hand nostalgia? What I mean is it's not that you actually lived back in those times but it just seems like a simpler and more meaningful existence before the societal ruination of the 2000s. It's probably just a romanticized fabrication in my own head that's only derivative of the media of the era and maybe if I was back in those times I would hate things just the same. Something about it though. It doesn't feel as soulless and plastic as today.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4gLVqjIvokc [Embed]

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.2154 del
I mentioned this once before. I got interested in music from the 60s and 70s when a few guys in my platoon used to sing some of that music acapella and they were really good.Then when my 4 year enlistment was up I would listen to the "oldies" on some internet radio stations from all over the country. I'd never disparage what kind of music others like but I agree it's simpler and more meaningful to me than the majority of what is played today. Only my opinion,guys, so don't get down on me, I respect what you listen to.

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.2156 del
Yeah this kinda but I mean it’s not so much the music itself as it is the fact that it makes me think of a time when the western world was a better place.

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.2157 del
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I was only a toddler at the time, but I certainly miss the cold war and AIDS.

Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.2173 del
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I think it has more to do with you being young and innocent at that time. You were ignorant of the world around you. Simply riding along with your parents into town seemed like an adventure. Everything seemed bigger than it was. Things were simpler back then. Everyone didn't have access to the internet 27/7. There was mystery to life. No one could instantly look something up to find out if it was true or not. Even though you thought the kid in your class who said his dad works at Nintendo was full of shit, you still kind of wanted to believe him. There wasn't so much content available to digest because most creators had no way to share their ideas. We had to recycle the same shit for entertainment purposes which left us watching the same films, listening to the same songs and playing the same games over and over again. We cherished those things more because they gave meaning to our lives. Now we are overwhelmed with new content 24/7 which leads us to put away those childish things of our youth so we can consume new things to escape the monotony of our daily lives. It leads us to lower the value of these things and leads to those producing them to lower the value of their creations to keep up with the demand. Can you remember every meal you've eaten? I've noticed since covid happened, family and friends have become nostalgic for when they were younger but bad things have always happened, you just didn't notice them because they didn't affect you. You either heard about them or saw them on the tv and they were no different than experiencing fiction. Now bad things have come to our doorsteps and we're constantly being bombarded with the negative connotations. People want to escape, but there is nowhere to go but inside their own heads. You probably did dislike things back then, you just can't remember them exactly. You may even go back and watch something you disliked in the past only to discover it wasn't so bad and vice versa. When I was a kid, I wasn't the biggest fan of Hey Arnold! even though I did like tv shows like that and was a big fan of Ed Edd n Eddy and Recess. I used to hate Drake & Josh when I was in high school but my little sister loves that show now and it's kind of grown on me from watching it with her. I used to love Green Day and now I can't stand them and even listening to their old songs makes me cringe. I think every generation has their societal problems and popular culture hits and misses. Sometimes awful content will see a revival with a cult following from a new generation. Even things that are just plain awful can get fans from becoming a meme because of how awful they are. Association is a powerful influencer. Ever notice how they will put an old song in a new movie and suddenly it's top of the charts on iTunes? I know they are producing awful shit right now but they've always inserted political agendas into content. Maybe they concealed it better in the past because they knew most people wouldn't openly accept it so it took a true artist to get away with it. I don't think they try anymore because they think it's unnecessary. They cut corners with artistic expression because it saves them time and effort and they know people are going to consume it regardless of how awful it is. Just look at all the effort that went into making The Lord of the Rings trilogy compared to The Rings of Power. I think a lot of your feelings are based more on your outlook on life. What you need to understand is the past is never coming back and there is nothing you can do about the present world around you. You only have control over yourself. Take solace in knowing that nothing in this world lasts forever but neither do you. You should be enjoying your life and looking forward to your future. Perhaps you should look into stoicism. Meditations by Marcus Aurelius is a good start.

Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.2195 del
Alessandra Mussolini - Love Is Love (1982)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ty9_H3gmuBs [Embed]

Anonymous 11/01/2022 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.2212 del
A lovely theory but I wasn't alive during those times and I feel the same way when I hear music from the 50s as well. The western world was a better place then. I'm talking about the phone zombies, the trannies, everyone is anti-social, the global conglomerates masquerading as humanists, the gay burlesque shows at school functions, the attack on the nuclear family, the balkanization of society, toxic unnatural chemicals in the food, niggers and welfare migrants raping and murdering with impunity, kids watching a twitch streamers rather than having a childhood, the plague of political polarization and indoctrination through social media, the coming neo-feudalism. I could go on but the point is that we are approaching the hard times that the weak men created. It's soulless. It's not just an outlook on life. Things are quantifiably shittier. This is more of a nostalgic romanticizing about a better time when things made sense. Not perfect obviously but maybe a goldilocks era of technology and society. Sometimes the music or films of those decades can spirit me away there for a moment.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs [Embed]

Anonymous 11/03/2022 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.2307 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jJigvqxjA [Embed]

Anonymous 11/05/2022 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.2466 del
Adam Sandler supposedly related the story about how the actor for Mr. Belvedere came in the writers room to read a script at their table, but he accidentally sat on his own balls and he was so injured they had to stop taping for two weeks. Don't know if it's true for certain but it sounds plausible. Great show btw, and the daughter wore some sexy outfits.

Anonymous 11/12/2022 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.2712 del
I heard this story not too long ago when some dude was interviewing the hot chick from Saved By the Bell. Tiffani Thiessen is the definition of milf material. I've sat through a few of her shitty movies just to gawk.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0X0OnTsdtmE [Embed]

Anonymous 11/28/2022 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.3350 del
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Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.3371 del
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I missed that show growing up somehow. And now that I've heard "Screech"s testimony of what a bunch of sleazeballs the males leads were I'm glad I missed it. Also the girls on the show (except the black one) were having sex with those goons, which makes me repulsed by them in turn

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.3372 del
Dustin Diamond was a con, even got into porn when celeb sex tapes were a thing. The book he wrote was full of lies, he was doing what he could to make a buck. The rest of the cast outside of the show never had a bad track record except for Dustin.

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.3383 del
Dustin Diamond is Jewish.

Anonymous 12/06/2022 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.3707 del
We're bringing the music thread back, guys! Let's go!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G09Qx-UGQLQ [Embed]

Anonymous 12/07/2022 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.3715 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qoVHupBCTMY [Embed]

Anonymous 12/07/2022 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.3721 del
Songs about 2 minutes in length are too short, especially for a good song like this one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=02hHRnfh6SY [Embed]

Anonymous 12/14/2022 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.3842 del
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I don't normally listen to rap music but this album has released my inner negro.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pvHITC20iy8 [Embed]

Anonymous 12/19/2022 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.4067 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=NJ3aiM8K6D0 [Embed]

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.4082 del
Peter Steele, what a man. How happy I was to learn he posed nude for Playgirl. Sadly he's cut and it looks mad dry, and I learned that he heavily regretted doing the shoot because only gays subscribe to Playgirl. Also it feels cucked to jack off to a picture/video of a man having sex with another woman.
to be honest I might have rubbed down to the Terry Davis jack off video. He's cute

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.4083 del
Not sure how much you’re joking but if not thanks for the confidence boost

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.4084 del
That video was for Diana ONLY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yUi_S6YWjZw [Embed]

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.4099 del
>name yourself "Peter Steele"
>claim to have 11 inch cock
>publicly admit you suffer from paranoia
I totally believe this guy. He was most likely an 8 inch. Girls are stupid. No one whips out a tape measure when they fuck. Lots of above average guys can't get it up without assistance. How do I know this? My cousin was a porn actress. She said all the guys have to use pills and pumps before shoots. Which makes sense to me. I heard my friend had a big dick. He can't keep a gf. I was told by two girls he tried to fuck that I'm friends with he can't get it up. His fiancee said the same thing when she left him. He left his penis pump out one time. I saw his generic Viagra subscription on the counter. Dude wasn't even seeing anyone at the he time. He's a few years younger than me. He also has a small shoe size. I thought we were the same shoe size but he's two sizes smaller than me. Myth busted.

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.4100 del
>He can't keep a gf.
Do people care about sex this much? Sad

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.4101 del
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>Lots of above average guys can't get it up without assistance.
You sure that's not just because of the porn situation? You're fucking a stranger. There's a bunch of people in the room. Some of them are giving direction and making you stop and start. Sounds distracting. Don't know about the above average thing because my cock is only the size of a Celsius energy drink. That's funny though I always thought the penis pump thing was fake.

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.4102 del
>No one whips out a tape measure when they fuck.
Speak for yourself buddy. The good lord saw fit to bless me in the cock department and I never hesitate to get out the ruler yardstick. It's deeply satisfying to see your girl realize, perhaps months later, that your penis is larger than many of the household objects she uses on a daily basis (like the water heater). I never have trouble getting an erection either.

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.4103 del
Yeah, I'm sure you all have the sex drive of an Olympian and huge cocks that make the ladies go ahegao. That's why Ashley got so many huge cock cum tributes from you all.

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.4104 del
I just admitted to having a six inch dick and that I would be too nervous on a porn set to get it up. We keep it pretty self-deprecating around here. >>4102 is clearly joking

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.4105 del
Not if you're a cuck and get off to watching your wife get screwed by other guys. If you're not, then she is going to do it behind your back. Pick your battles.

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.4106 del
>she is going to do it behind your back
So what you are trying to say is that all women are whores?

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.4107 del
I post one of my favourite bands and the lead singer's cock suddenly becomes the topic of discussion lol.

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.4108 del
> >>4102 (you) is clearly joking
was it the yardstick or the water heater that gave it away?

this is insane thinking. if a woman you're seriously dating or even married to cheats on you even once, that's game over. If you stick around, that's on you. Have standards. I know this is an unpopular opinion, but not all women are degenerate whores. MANY and perhaps even MOST are, I'll give you that. But rather than lamenting the fact that you can't get one of the non-whore ones, spend a few years improving yourself so that you can actually pull a good one. Or don't, that's fine too, I think there's a lot of merit in the bachelor/escortmaxxing lifestyle in (((current year))), but don't play this sour grapes game where you make yourself believe every single woman ever is swallowing 50 cocks a day either.

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.4109 del
His cock looks like a burn victim. I once heard my mom talking about the doctor that did the circumcision for my brothers and I. She said he was the best and it must be true because my dick doesn't look like an acid attack victim. I still have my frenulum and you definitely need that. It's like the clit of your dick. He must have been the Michaelangelo of circumcision. Imagine being known for that talent. Some men are carpenters, he was a circumciser. Both worked with wood.

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.4110 del
I don't know, man, I just don't like my occupation associated with circumcised penises, but maybe it's just me. But I guess both have studs in common.

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.4111 del
Wow. Mention dicks and this board springs to life.

Well speaking of snipping things are you guys coming to the endchan birthday stream in a few hours? I'm sure if Ashley went you would go.

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.4113 del
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Sorry shiban but ashley hasn't made an official statement yet

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.4114 del
That's actually your mom, and not me.
Edited last time by Shiban on 12/20/2022 (Tue) 20:06.

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.4118 del
I don't know who's trolling who now. So you're cool with your woman staying over at my place tonight? Or do you even have a woman?

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 22:07 [Preview] No.4119 del
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Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.4120 del
this is a music thread guys get it together
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7X8SEr3Bw2I [Embed]

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.4121 del
Will there be cake? Only if Ashley is there. I want my cake and eat it, too.

Anonymous 12/20/2022 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.4122 del
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Here you go. No clue about ash. She's been kind of quiet.

Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.4132 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fdXQucDOed8 [Embed]

If only he put some stats into swimming instead of singing/songwriting, guitar, charisma and looks he would still be here with us... RIP

Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 18:51 [Preview] No.4143 del
Just like they save, sell, and use aborted baby pieces for their sick cult, they do the same with baby's foreskins. This is extra twisted, but if a woman has a miscarriage and she informs her doctor, some doctors will pressure the woman to bag up the pieces and bring it to the doctor - only to never receive the pieces of the baby back with no answers. Just because it's normal in the west to have your baby's dick skin cut off doesn't mean it's right.

I like how Al Stewart's voice sounds kind of gay. Anyone collect vinyls? I have this on vinyl.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ak_MTXQALa0 [Embed]

Anonymous 12/21/2022 (Wed) 20:49 [Preview] No.4151 del
>Anyone collect vinyls?
I have roughly a box full from a few years ago that I bought from various flea markets and thrift stores.
The pièce de résistance being this lovely gem:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eXDMxKklcmk [Embed]

Anonymous 12/23/2022 (Fri) 00:09 [Preview] No.4175 del
Dude, you're preaching to the choir. I don't support circumcision. I was just saying the doc did a good job with mine because my dick doesn't look deformed. I did collect vinyl. Not anymore. Only record I have left is Hurley by Weezer. It really pisses me off because I had one of those large antique record player cabinets I inherited from my great grandparents and I managed to get my dad's records back which were taken by his gf after they had broken up when they were both just out of high school. She had them the entire time in storage and thought I should have them.

Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.4195 del

I never understood the appeal of vinyls.
Is it the the size or the do they sound better?
or simply just a collection thing?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CsLhNxzwK1Y [Embed]

Anonymous 12/24/2022 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.4196 del
I've spoken to a few audiophiles, people who have excellent hearing and can distinguish high quality sound, and they say the best quality sound comes from vinyl played through a tube amplifier as opposed to a digital amp.

Anonymous 12/26/2022 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.4256 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pc7KoR_SLDE [Embed]

Anonymous 12/27/2022 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.4266 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JvBbRazeFd0 [Embed]

Anonymous 12/28/2022 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.4284 del
Ashley, do you listen to Kid Six? https://youtube.com/watch?v=OJtSg5FOdos [Embed]

Anonymous 12/29/2022 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.4287 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6jYIjWIlK18 [Embed]

Anonymous 12/30/2022 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.4307 del
San just does the Tim and Eric “lol edgy/awkward = funny!” Kind of shit. The actual content was more Nick and Charles. There I said it.

Anonymous 12/30/2022 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.4308 del
They are keeping World Peace II from happening. San saved Marky after Nick punched her in the nose and Charles stole her clothes. Nick and Charles mugged her. San hugged her. I don't understand all the hate he gets. He saved her. It's clearly all her fault for being born female in the first place.

Anonymous 12/30/2022 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.4310 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xWDVFLDnv74 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/02/2023 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.4338 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=-zJyggS0FGM [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yb2-VvF_aJI [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HGY9ihl4Fh4 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/03/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.4372 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=KMUrlud3UBo [Embed]

Anonymous 01/04/2023 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.4407 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WLl1qpDL7YA [Embed]

Anonymous 01/05/2023 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.4411 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bUVK8Y2Yd_8 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/06/2023 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.4434 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=diNTgUY3sBk [Embed]
Love this song

Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.4435 del
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Half an egg lookin, zoomer haircut havin, pole dancin little piece of jailbait ass. delicious.

Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.4440 del
I'd hear this song played over the radio a lot the past several years and it would always remind me of her but then I'd get sad because I'd think to myself I'd never actually see her again.

Anonymous 01/07/2023 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.4447 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k4FMNPFy6Fw [Embed]

Anonymous 01/08/2023 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.4457 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3RjBlBr5MB0 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.4460 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=9Mr_vdG1clE [Embed]

Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.4501 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=mTh7xihAmtE [Embed]

Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.4506 del
Wow never though I would see Mad Season song linked here...

Mad Season is a tragic example of a talented bunch of musicians that all ultimately succumb to their addictions, with the sole exception of lead guitarist (of Pearl Jam fame) Mike McCready.
My fav song of theirs is "Slip Away" which sadly doesnt even feature original vocalist, Layne Staley but Mark Lanegan, of "Screaming Trees" fame. both of whom are dead due to drugs.
McCready, the sole surviving member would say about the song (Slip Away)
"Slip Away,' which I wrote, was kind of my feeling at the time how [Mad Season] was slipping away. The guitar solo at the end of that, you can hear the pain that's in that. That's my pain of how this whole thing was all falling apart when Baker and Layne were dying... Mark [Lanegan] put lyrics to that and they mean something different now... but I'm getting a little deep in to what the lead is. You'll listen to it and you'll hear pain."

https://youtube.com/watch?v=G8g_7CDwbmI [Embed]

Anonymous 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.4511 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gjhX4sOvUIw [Embed]

Anonymous 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:38 [Preview] No.4537 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg [Embed]

Anonymous 01/12/2023 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.4540 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1cLxbAQMeWE [Embed]

sound of ashley fucking niggers and then becoming nigger

Anonymous 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.4553 del
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RIP Jeff Beck

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZYmZnVR51SQ [Embed]

Anonymous 01/16/2023 (Mon) 18:45 [Preview] No.4627 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ihUlBCw9t1A [Embed]

Anonymous 01/17/2023 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.4659 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N6iJnXYpXEw [Embed]

Anonymous 01/17/2023 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.4661 del
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Sean Yseult <3

https://youtube.com/watch?v=58PZHd5GbaU [Embed]

Anonymous 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.4681 del
Bobby Caldwell is/was very talented. He now is basically a Frank Sinatra impersonator. Interesting fact, they call this type of music "Blue Eyed Soul", they sound like a brotha but are white. His music might make an appearance in a future Ashley video, similar to the old days.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YtEHQGaB4nU [Embed]

Anonymous 01/18/2023 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.4682 del
Hall and Oates and the Righteous Brothers were also considered notable artists of "Blue Eyed Soul".

Anonymous 01/18/2023 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.4683 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bdfYJdpB-HA [Embed]

Anonymous 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.4689 del
I remember my buddy was showing me some of his music awhile back, I had no idea at the time he was white. Not bad.

Anonymous 01/19/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.4703 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9ZZSyO28RUg [Embed]

Anonymous 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.4705 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=waJz6hNShdo [Embed]

Anonymous 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.4708 del
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>His music might make an appearance in a future Ashley video, similar to the old days.

a singing music video?!?!

Anonymous 01/19/2023 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.4710 del
My whole life I always thought this was a black guy that sang this. Turned out I was only half wrong
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM [Embed]

Anonymous 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.4719 del
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Happy friday bros.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dNup_awYjUI [Embed]

Anonymous 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.4720 del
Hell yeah Friday baby. Out of the office and into the ashley.

Anonymous 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:48 [Preview] No.4721 del
>into the ashley
That's assault, brotha!

Anonymous 01/21/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.4724 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BHAp7maHwwA [Embed]

Anonymous 01/21/2023 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.4725 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kWVET0PvbCo [Embed]

Anonymous 01/21/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.4726 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fyEmgDSesrA [Embed]

Anonymous 01/21/2023 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.4727 del
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When I was a kid, my uncle was not impressed with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 on my Sega Genesis and took me to Circuit City to buy me a Panasonic 3DO. The electronics guy sold him on getting me Way of the Warrior. I get home and my mom sees a talking skull on the tv and hears this song. She immediately took the game from me and put it on top of the refrigerator and I never saw it again. https://youtu.be/p_FvGgQrBY4?t=74

I can only listen to Rob Zombie whenever I play vehicular combat games because of this game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6zdf3L3rQM&list=PLBXjxHiDIV-ZllyLklV9D1ABK2DoeItlQ&index=8

Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.4744 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SXOzGY46In0 [Embed]


Anonymous 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.4774 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Giy23Z3QU8 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/23/2023 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.4775 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jaa7RCdksC4 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/23/2023 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.4778 del
you guys ever heard of this hidden gem of an album?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zJTl4EyY_Hk [Embed]

Anonymous 01/23/2023 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.4782 del
takes me back to 2013 when everyone on /mu/ was circle jerking over this album

Anonymous 01/24/2023 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.4788 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=NF-gDkhE-Ak [Embed]

Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.4796 del
One of my faves of Live From Daryl's House (Daryl Hall) is when he jamms with Diane Birch. Skip to 2:38 if you just want to listen to the jamm session.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6q7jt27OD24 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.4797 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vk8Z883RvOw [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OsXLu22Fyec [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Po6p_3zuhQo [Embed]

Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.4798 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j8NTPQR0lc8 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:34 [Preview] No.4807 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=1mCExFZBxX0 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.4808 del
At least post Jesus Hitler.

Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.4811 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1w_ew0HgE [Embed]

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.4852 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZES4XU1fTjE [Embed]

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.4866 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=9_tmwzkwpIM [Embed]

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