>>499
I want to know what haircut she is rocking now and what color.

>>499
>>500
You and me both

she would look good bald

>>508
love the resolution on this one, she looks beautiful. I also like the red painted TOES.

She even looks good in a burka. She'd look even better in my car cruising down the Pacific Coast Highway.

Maybe it would be worth it if just to see her in person even for the few seconds that rifle would allow.

>>493
the sight of Ashley with a rifle shooting you is to die for alone

It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden
My love is stronger than my fear of death

I see the white puffing smoke from the rifle
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest

From out of nowhere Ashley repents
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side

Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for
One little kiss and Ashley goodbye

>>496
this is beautiful

>>454
Without a doubt.

>>455
were you on 8chan back in the day? was it cool and fun? ashley probably read a lot of posts form it.

>>456
Yes, I was on Ashley's board on 8 chan back in the day. It was fun but there was a few screwballs for a while that were rude and crude and most of the time would forget to take their meds, literally. There was speculation on whether Ashley read and answered posts under anonymous, but I think she did. I like to think she reads this board too but who knows. It was fun also when she was doing her vids on youtube, always looking forward to the next vid and making comments. Her vids are archived on youtube but most but not all comments have been removed. She also had a Google + e mail set up and any one could e mail her and she would return your e mail.

>>457
good to know you had a fun time, as for the rude screwballs I know what you mean. maybe she did post on 8chan but the thing I'm almost sure of is that she read most of the posts. I saw screenshots of her comments on YouTube and they are as funny as the videos. the email thing is cool, I would probably write a compliment to her and say that I love her videos and that she is funny.

>>457
>I like to think she reads this board too but who knows.
me too, she probably checked in to see at one point

>>445
I tried the "Call Me" ritual spell. You need a blue marker a sheet of paper and your phone.
1) Draw a bird, plane or angel with the marker
2) Hold the paper in your hand and say, "Element of Air I would like Ashley to call me, help me send the message to Ashley"
3) Write Ashley's name below the drawing and recite, "I would like to hear from you, call me"
4) Keep holding the paper and imagine Ashley calling you and ask an angel to help send the message to Ashley.
5) Fold the paper into 3 parts and place it under your phone and wait for Ashley to call, approximately 5 minutes.

I tried several times with no luck. There are more intrusive spells and rituals that involve demons and such and that is something I'm afraid to get involved in.

>>445
Dont do that bro you will be eternally separated from Ashley in hell accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior and you can be friends with her in heaven guaranteed

>>446
I will try, maybe I'll play an iconic ashley song before the ritual to help me succeed, if it doesn't work I'll start asking spirits and sketchy deities.
>>447
Ashley jones is my savior, only she can help me

>>434
its over for coca cola drinkers, never doubt the ash

>>428
don't tell me its the ancient egyptian aliens!!! we will not let (((them))) touch ashley, the ancient alien belly trail thing was enough.

>>429
It seems that (((They))) are causing the Ash to lose her "Precious bodily fluids." Maybe we should call General Jack Ripper.

why do (((they))) go after her, why the ash?

>>431
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, the answer is blowin' in the wind.

1) (((They))) recognize her superior intelligence and realize that she has the ability to expose them so they fear her.

2) Jealousy, plain and simple. They gaze upon those slightly far set emerald green eyes and that extremely cute face with that amazing smile and her beautiful, thick pixie hair and then (((They))) look upon their own ugly countenance and feel nothing but contempt for her.

>>432
I suspected jealousy, and you are right about her redpilled intellect, (((they))) fear the ash

>>357
I can't imagine that feel when no Ash in tights to warm me on these cold nights (hard for me to imagine a negative) but I can imagine the feel of her freshly shaved body pressing softly and tenderly against my own body as our eager flesh intertwines on a cold winter night.

>>359
I bet she warms better than an oven in auchwitz

>>355
>>357
She looks like a monkey.

>>389
'She' was in transition

>>389
she was just evolving to be the cutest homo sapien ever.

>>336
If she went full thot at least she'd come back to money-whore. We might not want her but she'd be here.

Okay my first run with the new time machine didn't go as planned. I tried to talk to her younger self but when I put my hand on her shoulder to get her attention she bit it. I'll give it another shot once my hand heals.

>>365
It was most probably a love bite. Be flattered and wear the wound as a badge of honor. Keep us posted on your travels and tell the Ash we all miss her.

>>365
If the bite leaves a scar at least you'll have something to remember her by.

>>364
Her last video "Chikk Angel" made on 4/21/15
She made a video later that same day "Uninteresting Rambling Ponyboy" where she steps out of character and says that she might not make anymore videos. It was her swan song.

>>366

I meant on her own channel, but...

...seriously, I want her to come back so bad I need to hear her voice God I miss her

>>368
I love her uninteresting ramblings, like that one where she talked about losing her dog and finding it again.

>>368
I love that laugh

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d3cs_BLYCUA [Embed]
rip

LMAO, you all realize anon is trolling you, right? Taylor is trans mtf and has identified as bi, pansexual, bi-gender, agender, then a lesbian tomgirl like Chrischan, now he is bi again although in a cis relationship with a weeb Korean-American guy that identifies as bi. Taylor was a fucking manlet with a tiny dick about five years back.

>>148
Quit posting this la creatura anon. She's not a cute like Ashley, she's a fucking man yo.

>>177
holy shit I got rick rolled, well it is a top tier trap and its not gay. I was going to show my friend this pic >>168 saying that she is hot, god damn.

I gotta know