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thanks but I think there are about 5 people here who post regularly if my writing-style-judging skills are up to snuff. the only one you can tell for sure is Seabee cause he namefags, but he posts without his name like 1/3rd of the time (that's right buddy I'm onto you).
I was trained in the fires of /a/ where people can pick out cancerous tripfags just from their writing style among hundreds of posters.

and yeah, we should do SNL style bits here. I'm trying to tempt Ashley into participating. oops I wasn't supposed to say that part out loud.
give me a prompt and I'll start.