>>2681
I don't care what Ashley looks like, she could be some grotesque 4'11" 86 lbs. wideclops with a hairy belly and wonky teeth. I'm still gonna fit a ring on that E.T. finger, even if I have to wrestle her dad on the neighbors front lawn and then when he says if you are serious about marrying my daughter, we don't have to fight and offers to bribe me by paying for everything, I'll say No way, Jose! because to me, your daughter is worthless and then I would get into bottom position and say no homo as her dad tops me