>>4940
What a coincidence that you mention giving me pizza. When I come back I was planning on accepting pizza gift cards. You better keep up your end of this deal. Ashton needs to keep this weight on. I can't even look at a vegetable without a new alter fronting our system due to trauma. My protecting alter, Dakota (he/him), keeps us littles in the system safe when we see a vegetable. 'Course, what Dakota does with said vegetable is unspeakable. He's piled up so many soaked 'cumbers under the bed. 'Cumber+'gina=inedible 'cumber. Dakota is telling me to stop writing this.

Jokes aside, I'm going to fucking hold you to this. Remember what you said. IN. PERPETUITY.