Anonymous 08/09/2022 (Tue) 03:16 No.5294 del
I absolutely hate pedos. Everytime I read an article like this, I get so flustered because I imagine if this was Ashley, at 15, being molested and raped and taken advantage of by some sick pedo every night and not me. We really need to just kill all pedos. All they do is steal all the prime cunny from honest well intentioned men like myself. You wouldn't catch me sneaking in through a child's window at night, I can assure you. I would knock on Mr. & Mrs. Vargas's front door with flowers for her mom and introduce myself. "Hello Mr. & Mrs. Vargas, my name is Pedro." Then I would inform them that I am interested in taking Kaleigh out for a malt and that I would have her home by 8pm. Her father would invite me into their home and show me his wrestling trophy. Her mom would call down to Ashley in the basement and Ashley would slowly come up the stairs and say "Yeah moms, what's up?" Ashley would have her hair slicked back and be wearing tight jeans and a leather jacket. Her mom would say this fine man wants to take you out this evening and then she would take Ashley by the arm and they would peek out the curtains together. "You see that Kaleigh? That's a Cadillac." And Ashley would say, "Gosh mom, I don't care. This guy is probably a total ding dong." Mary would say, "Young lady, don't you use that foul language in this household. Now you go in there and you introduce yourself to Mr. File. Ashley would say fine and walk into her father's den and tell me "Let's just get this over with." Ashley and I would be happily married for over 60 years and have many children and grandchildren. This is exactly how things would have happened in 2014 if only that damn Obama hadn't become President.