I assure you both that my name is not Chris and both my arms are of proportional length to my body.
>>5437
Neat. My grandpa was a devout Baptist. He made sure we were in church every Wednesday and Sunday regardless of what my mom wanted. It had mixed results with me as I came to dislike church a lot as I got older but that didn't turn me away from the faith. I was never going to be one of those faggy atheist kids at school. If reading the Bible was good enough for Patton, it's good enough for me. He was homeschooled with it. Bugs Bunny is where I got the name Laughing Boy from.
>>5439
Of course it's KJV. I don't do any of that new age christfag crap. I'm a southern Baptist. You forgot to open a tab for /mlp/. She will never be yours. Twilight Sparkle is an imaginary horse. Would it even matter if she was real? Don't make fun of my imaginary friends and I won't make fun of yours. Go find yourself a real womyn. Some even look like horse like Ana Kasparian and Sarah Jessica Parker.
>>5440
I've always liked this song, but I posted this cover because I like all the zebra stripe. I want a pet zebra. They bark like dogs so I'm going to train mine to bark at joggers that tresspass onto my property. I'm going to yell Yipes! Stripes! and just sit back on my porch with my qt wife and chew Fruit Stripe gum as a doctor, an engineer and a scientist run for their life from what they tell the police afterward was a Pokémon.