>>5453
Seabee, I just want you to know that I wrote you a really nasty post. It was worse than that review I left on Yelp that got me a visit from the FBI. I decided against posting it because I had a moment of clarity and realized you were just confused like our commander in chief and I was raised to respect my elders. But Ashley sitting here next to me has also read it and she says it makes her so hot and bothered that I have to post it. So I look her in the eyes and I tell her, "Now see here woman, take hold of yourself. You're my soon to be wife in the eyes of God and you will submit to your husband and accept his decision on the matter. Seabee is a nice guy and he never dindu nuffin'." And you know what she says to me? She says to me, "Well, I ain't already your wife. Maybe I'll just message Seabee behind your back since he's a real man like my step brothers." And I says to her, "What's that supposed to mean? I thought you said your step brothers were dweebs?" Then she stormed off without answering me. So Seabee, if Ashley contacts you, I fully expect you to do the honorable thing and send that brazen little hussy back to her husband*.

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