Anonymous 08/26/2022 (Fri) 03:30 No.5650 del
>>5607
I can see it now. Ashley and Seabee sitting together holding hands while watching reruns of the Twilight Zone on MeTV. Ashley says, "Hey, I used to watch this with my grandpa!" Then Seabee begins lightly rubbing the dorsal side of her hand with his thumb and replies, "I thought I was your grandpa?" Ashley lets out a squeak as she looks away to blush. Seabee says to her, "My prescription meds came earlier... and uh, looky what else came." Ashley turns back to Seabee. Her mouth now gaping like a whore's butthole, "Seabee!" "That's right, babe. Bengay... and not just any Bengay either. This Ben's really Gay and he gets my dick so hard. It has added sil... silden... afil... sil-den-afil, sildenafil. So yeah, how about uh you and I head upstairs and uh try it out?" Ashley leaps out of the La-Z-Boy as Seabee tells her, "Now hold on, babe, you mind grabbing my walker for me, my hip's been actin' up again." Ashley meanders her way down the hall and up the stairs, barking at Seabee as he slowly follows behind in a stairlift growling at her like a dog. The emotional suport dogs have no idea what's happening and begin running to all the windows barking back. The other elderly residents, their visiting relatives, nursing staff and the children's choir who volunteered to sing for seniors that day look on in horror at what they are witnessing. Ms. Wanda, the sassy big black nurse lady says, "That Mista Seabee sho'nuff av a way wit dem yung thangs." The young feminist nurse standing next to her says, "I thought that was his daughter? Isn't this sexual harassment?" Ms. Wanda replies, "Gurl, all I'm sayin' is ya betta watchout!! or that Mista Seabee'll throw dat thang on ya, hunny!" as she slaps her on the butt and giggles. "Now, if ya'll excuse me, I got some sheets that are gonna need changin'." as she heads down the hall laughing to herself only stopping for a brief moment to wipe her brow and exclaim, "Lawd av mercy! Woo!"

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