>>6399

I know this was a shitpost, but since things are dead around here I might as well hazard a somewhat humorous story. When I was fifteen I had to take a piss at Walmart. I hate using public bathrooms, but at the time this particular Walmart was still pretty clean. It was at night and I was there with some friends mostly hanging out because we were lame and had nothing better to do. I started toward the doorway and this 20-something dude just standing there darted inside. When I got in the stall door was wide open and he was on the toilet. I went to the urinal and he started loudly moaning and sort of muttering under his breath. Being the naive retard that I am my first thought was, "Poor guy, he must have some sort of bowel problem." I was genuinely worried whether I should seek help for him. I found out later that was a standard come-on and Walmart at night was a big cruising spot. Pretty much consistently after that some dude would wag his dick at me hoping I'd blow him. Again, being an autist, I would be like, "No, thanks."