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Seabee 11/22/2021 (Mon) 20:49:57 [Preview] No. 2159
Check Out her tirade. She's Ashley 2.0 on steroids.


Anonymous 11/23/2021 (Tue) 00:37:46 [Preview] No.2160 del
>>2159
She seems a bit too zoomerish.


Anonymous 11/24/2021 (Wed) 00:50:54 [Preview] No.2165 del
Remember that little girl who used to make those vids with all the swearing and whatnot? Weird looking kid, went to Red Ice or something and privatized her videos. Can't remember her name at all.


Anonymous 11/24/2021 (Wed) 01:25:04 [Preview] No.2166 del
>>2165
LtCorbis?


Seabee 11/24/2021 (Wed) 03:57:39 [Preview] No.2167 del
>>2166
Yes, Lt.Corbis

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DAVHwJoVgPk [Embed]


Anonymous 11/24/2021 (Wed) 16:44:00 [Preview] No.2170 del
>>2166
>>2167
Yeah, there we go. I miss this midget. Whatever happened to her?


Seabee 11/24/2021 (Wed) 17:06:29 [Preview] No.2171 del
>>2170
She moved to another website where you have to pay to watch her stuff. I forget the site. I heard that her older brother wrote the stuff for her and she just parroted it in her own inimical way.


Anonymous 11/25/2021 (Thu) 02:13:02 [Preview] No.2172 del
>>2167
cringe


Anonymous 11/28/2021 (Sun) 05:55:39 [Preview] No.2185 del
>>2160

painfully zoomerish. agonizingly so.

never heard of LtCorbis before. seems very rehearsed but funny.


Anonymous 11/28/2021 (Sun) 07:03:05 [Preview] No.2186 del
is Ashley technically a zoomer?


Seabee 11/28/2021 (Sun) 15:31:26 [Preview] No.2187 del
>>2186
Zoomer..... Anyone born after 1996. So if you take the square root of i in the polar form and plug it into the appropriate differential equation the result is axiomatic. The Ash is a Zoomer


Anonymous 11/28/2021 (Sun) 18:55:37 [Preview] No.2188 del
>>2186

in age, but not in manner. unless she's changed.


Seabee 11/28/2021 (Sun) 20:28:12 [Preview] No.2189 del
She always struck me as a girl not concerned about the mindless norms of girls her age. I guess that was part of her charm. I also hope she hasn't changed.


Anonymous 11/28/2021 (Sun) 22:38:20 [Preview] No.2190 del
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SHIT
MY WAIFU CAN'T BE A ZOOMER
I'M OUTTA HEAH


Anonymous 11/29/2021 (Mon) 20:30:54 [Preview] No.2192 del
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>>2190
>New Waifu


Seabee 11/29/2021 (Mon) 21:15:50 [Preview] No.2193 del
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>>2192
Grandma Betty was well on her way to becoming a waifu about 85 years ago.


Anonymous 11/30/2021 (Tue) 06:54:48 [Preview] No.2195 del
If I can't have an ashley gf, I will get a qt latina gf instead. There is one working at my local starbucks that doesn't look like an oompa loompa


Anonymous 11/30/2021 (Tue) 07:26:29 [Preview] No.2196 del
>>2195
Aight man tell us how it goes


Seabee 11/30/2021 (Tue) 15:36:54 [Preview] No.2197 del
>>2195
Starbucks girls are hot. A starbucks girl once gave me my coffee order. I tasted it and told her it tasted like dirt. she looked at me so very nonchalantly and said that it should, it was ground this morning.


Anonymous 11/30/2021 (Tue) 21:48:19 [Preview] No.2199 del
>>2195
I wish I could approach people like that but I am way too autistic and unattractive to elicit a positive response.


Anonymous 12/02/2021 (Thu) 04:23:59 [Preview] No.2206 del
>>2199
You have to leave your room Ash and we'll approach you


Anonymous 12/02/2021 (Thu) 05:25:19 [Preview] No.2207 del
>>2206
I do go outside to work, go to the library and to jog but I still remain fairly solitary. I think I am going to try to branch out and join a club soon to meet new friends. As for a having relationship, I don't think that's in the cards for me.


Anonymous 12/02/2021 (Thu) 08:23:00 [Preview] No.2208 del
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I like this thing. just please don't add a bunch of annoying shit that makes the text unreadable like the old board

>>2207
yo don't answer him like you're her lol you'll give me a heart attack
and yeah it's hard when you're not in school anymore, you ever talk to coworkers or anything?
it's not all looks either, I'm pretty decent looking but the autism will still mess you up


Anonymous 12/02/2021 (Thu) 12:43:28 [Preview] No.2209 del
>>2208
Yeah I didn't like it either. I don't know if the wood paneling is overkill. Also the picture I posted is not finished yet and all the text would be readable if I added it.


Anonymous 12/02/2021 (Thu) 18:08:34 [Preview] No.2211 del
>>2209
I think it's probably fine as long as the post cells are opaque
are you changing the text or background colors?


Anonymous 12/03/2021 (Fri) 04:02:33 [Preview] No.2213 del
>>2211
How's this look?


Anonymous 12/03/2021 (Fri) 05:28:35 [Preview] No.2214 del
>>2213
very nice, looks more like an actual website. here's a couple things I'd change:
-to make the bg pic look more like her wall I'd darken it and raise the saturation (I can do it if you want)
-I'm in general not a fan of rounded borders but that's just my taste (reminds me of twitter) maybe make the radius smaller
-I'd lighten the shade of pink slightly to contrast the text better, sort of like on red boards on 4chan
-make sure the cursor image applies to the hover form, when it's over links and such


Anonymous 12/03/2021 (Fri) 15:23:01 [Preview] No.2215 del
>>2213
Board looks great. Ashley would be proud. In fact, I'm sure she's looking down from heaven and smiling right now.


Anonymous 12/07/2021 (Tue) 17:27:12 [Preview] No.2231 del
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How about making the background a repeating texture of her skin?


Anonymous 12/07/2021 (Tue) 17:30:23 [Preview] No.2232 del
>>2231
I'm trying to one-up that but I can't think of anything nearly as creepy


Anonymous 12/07/2021 (Tue) 20:39:35 [Preview] No.2233 del
>>2231
>trying to get us to lick our monitors
You sinister son of a bitch.



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