I want a rare video in this thread

>>2201
I wasn't expecting feels. Why would you do this.

>>2202
>this will never be the last thing you see every night right before you smooch her goodnight and after you've pumped her full of babybatter

>>2204
why would you kiss a girl? are you trying catch the cooties? and what the fuck is baby batter?!

>>2205
You're a silly goose.

>>2210
damn I thought I had the webm
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mg9HOvWmPZM [Embed]

Since various videos are posted here.
Christmas stream: >>>/operate/11877

Also see our announcement: >>>/operate/11865
Then try out our new frontend: https://magrathea.endchan.net

>The Woman "Stuck" Inside the Body of an 8-Year-Old
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s7In-KGxduU [Embed]

Shauna has the same problem as Ash. She so smol that only creeps on the internet want to diddle her no no spot, so she compensates by going on axe throwing dates with powerful kangz.

>>2386
Only a BWC will save her. I volunteer for this task.

>>2386

"I'm a tiny child-like woman who can't find a normal guy. Better go out with a massive negro."

"How about you fuck other midgets?"

"Eww, no. Just coons, please."

>>2390
ashley pls

>>2386
she could get plenty of guys on twitch, or omegle

Forgive me if this be untoward, but does anyone have a copy of the fake Ash porn vid from ages back?

>>2424
Do you mean this?

>>2424
>>2425
sauce?

>>2426

the one i posted was from an archived 4chan thread about ash.

>>2425
yo wth, that actually looks like her

>>2424
>>2425
Good lord yes. Time to fap.

>>2427
oh that's interesting
could you share the link perhaps?

Is this her? I forgot where/when this was from.

>>2425
I still have that link https://motherless.com/A599159

>>2432
No, I posted that on the old /ashleyj/ board on 8ch. If I remember correctly, that girl is Asian.

Ashley's beaner genetics are catching up with her. I'm afraid she doesn't have much longer until her avocado is overripe https://youtube.com/watch?v=sJcm8S33aK [Embed]

>>2433
I remember you posting that pic. I remember some guys really thought it was the Ash. What fools these mortals be.

>>2434
I don't know why jewtube is being a faggot but you can copy and paste the link in your browser. This girl looks like Taylor and Ashley did the fusion dance wrong. I'd still put my beef in her taco.

>>2437
>>2438
still would

>>2436
it says the video is gone, did it get deleted?

>>2441
I posted the videos >>2437 >>2438 What happened was I didn't copy the M at the end of the address and I didn't notice it at first because my search history kept correcting it for me when I put it in my browser.

>>2442
sometimes the internet treats you like an angry jewish slave owner treats a young buck

WTF ASHLEY DON'T KISS LOGAN LERMAN DON'T FALL IN WITH HOLLYWOOD GUYS

Sam's been putting stuff on youtube again lately, we'll see how much longer the channel lasts
I'm of the opinion he should just cycle through channels regularly like Rucka Rucka Ali until everyone agrees on which not-youtube to exodus to
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vgS3C-twbw4 [Embed]

>>2929
yeah no argument from me

>>2450
(((lerman))) oh lord that wasn't her celebrity crush was it?

>>2445
how is that? by not spending it?

>>2935
no way it was a famous actor, it was probably some youtube vlogger

>>2941
no no no, a BUCK

>>3237
it should have been a black guy ordering sprite from a black woman but she say the sprite machine down and tell him they have coke but then he says i don't want no pepsi, pepsi gay. how the hell the sprite machine down but you got coke? followed by her yelling sir and reexplaining herself and him lip smacking and going shieeet. it would have been a more accurate portrayal of McDonalds

remember when she auditioned for American Idol... judges were kinda harsh though

>>3276
very nice
I have a crack theory that she isn't actually tone deaf and just sang shittily to be funny
I really want to hear her actually try to sing for real

>>3276
Let me tell you something. If I was there, and they treated her like that, I'd have opened up with my semi-auto on the whole god damn crowd. NOBODY WOULD HAVE LEFT THAT ROOM.

I LOVE YOU ASHLEY

>>327
>I LOVE YOU ASHLEY
Unfortunately that fact has not created in her a sense of obligation.

>>3278
>I LOVE YOU ASHLEY
Unfortunately that fact has not created in her a sense of obligation.

>>3281
It will when she's standing amidst the corpses of her enemies.

he's still based, we shouldn't have doubted him
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VypZg4eTJgY [Embed]

But he's ripping off Percy Dovetonsils.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OWL_NFyO3BI [Embed]

>>3292
this guy must be the root of modern ironic humor

>>3277
yeah probably, she sings alright on Biased Dad
I want to know if she kept up with her guitar playing, its something she enjoyed and her long, ET like fingers are well suited for such an instrument.
maybe that could be a new vocaroo... a song or something...

>>3294
her hands are normal, but her singing on Biased Dad was definitely not alright. I grit my teeth involuntarily whenever she starts playing that song in the videos.

>>3294
Any day now..

>>3304
Where the FUCK is the image I'm trying to post. Why is endchan like this?

Hey, Mary, what do you think of endchan?

>>3308
I wish I was as horny as some of the people here!!!

someone bumped the thread and then deleted their post

Another singing video.
You might have to adjust the volume.

bonus meme

>>3391
>>3392
god i love ashley

>>3400
on point stock reaction image

>>3400
that's not the line for ashley. it would be made of mostly hispanic and latino men. a few traps. a brit and a german. some middle aged man. marky. and the rest would be average joe americucks.

>>3404
you forgot the indians
and the american indians

>>3405
I dont get it? its a line for dudes that love her?

>>3400
>>3404
Put a beard on the old dude in the sweater and that's literally me in like ten years.

>>3421
ah you're not that old uncut
just dump your rares, it'll make you feel 28 again

>>3410
yes. seabee cleverly posted a photograph of men in a line in lieu of just rehashing the old joke "get in line". you'll also notice the watermarks, he is prudent and does not blow money on just any generic image service.

I'm 34 but no one ever guesses I'm over 25. If I get clean shaven and put on whatever fashion the hipster kids are now wearing, people mistake me for being 18-21. It's supposed to be a thing, but it's not really a thing to card people where I live. I get carded a lot especially at casual dining restaurants when ordering alcohol where it really shows because I'm the only one asked at the table to show ID. At Walmart a few years back, I bought a boron citrate supplement and for some reason needed to show ID at register to buy it. The black woman at the register was shocked when she realized I was over 30 and was like honey, i don't know what you doin' but it werkin for ya. I think in ten years, I might look 30. Idk? I actually have a problem that most guys on /r9k/ don't have or believe I have and that's my friends get envious of the attention I get from girls to the point where they make up stories about me thinking it will increase their chances. At my last job, where I worked with my roommate. We had this new employee who was a hot blond so he proceeded to make sure it was known that I had stds, lmao. And it worked. I don't have stds, but she had no interest in going out with me afterward even after we already had made plans. She went out with him and found out he had ED and that was the end of that. I'm no longer friends with this dude and the girl moved back home after college, lol.

>>3428
wait are you Uncut?

>>3429
No, I'm LB. I look nothing like pic related. I don't think uncut is here. He would have revealed himself by now.

man I wish 4chan had an average age as high as this board
I was making fun of Seabee before but he may be at or below the mean

>>3430
but you were also born in 88 right? and you're also uncut right?

>>3431
I enlisted in the Seabees as soon as I graduated high school in 2010 so do the math, heh,heh. I don't look my age either, people think I'm younger than 29 (oops, I did the math for you).

>>3436
ah, a summer baby.
an accidental pregnancy during fall break perhaps

>>3432
No, I'm not uncut. I'm currently looking for him. I have his jewtube account somewhere in my history. I'll post it so we can message him.

>>3441
no no, you're not Uncut, but you are uncut, correct?
here's his jewtube though https://www.youtube.com/c/UnCutMeat1988

>>3442
Cool, thanks. He deleted all his videos? Okay, so who are you then? If you know Uncut, you must be from #AIDF. Smegma? Carnifex? Sincity? Shiest?

>>3442
No, I'm Uncuckedmeat1987

>>3443
nah I'm drawfag, I came here last year and don't know anyone. idk I found that a few months ago during one of my internet detective ventures and saved some of the playlists.
if I remember right though, I think he updated these playlists a couple months ago when they previously hadn't been updated for 4 or 5 years, so I would bet that he is at least lurking here.

uncut had some dank bideos

>>3446
>cuckcentration camps
top heh

>>3429
>>3430
>>3432
>>3441
>>3442
>>3443
>>3444
>>3445
Now Im not saying hes the The Batman but ive also never seen them both in the same room...

>>3469
what do you want uncut
let's make a trade

>>3444
I dunno about "uncucked" bro it sounds like your roommate cucked you with the coworker girl.

>>3469
It was "1988" in his name actually, I think Ashley remembered him being more based than he really was.

I forgot to mention he is obsessed with morbidly obese women, yet his fiancée was thin as a rail and every girl he gone after especially the ones I was interested in that he showed no interest in until I was talking to them was of a healthy weight. He literally brought home this giant 6ft morbidly obese mexican woman that had the biggest cankles I have ever seen. When they went to the store, she rode around on one of those elderly scooters. When she walked around our apartment, things on the shelves would rattle and fall over and the floor creaked. She popped, not a spring, but a wooden rail under his mattress. To save the relationship with his fiancée, he thought that having his mother and aunt come over and kick out her mother would fix things. This dude took my cat and gave it to an adoption organization telling them I was a bad owner. He then tried to do this again with my little sister's cat that I was watching for her. He won't talk to me now because he's afraid I'll beat him up and in the past he told his parents that I was trying to kill him so he needed to move to another state. They found out later, it was to fuck another fat chick who dumped his ass in less than a month and left him stranded there with no way to get home for like a year. When he finally got back, he expected that girl to mail him his stuff and she decided to keep it all, lmao. Dude is so fucked up on pills right now, he suffers from daymares and night terrors because he has insomnia from staying up all night for the past few years to play Destiny. He claims he has anxiety and depression he probably does now, but it originally was a scam to get sympathy from girls and collect disability from the gov't. Dude is the saddest piece of shit I know.

sry 4 tl;dr. This is the girl

>>3474
>>3476
he seems like a swell fellow

>>3478
she looks like discount Ash

>>3472
>It was "1988" in his name actually,
Fuck you're totally right! I guess i remembered him as just 88 because that's what she says in that last vocaroo that I totally havent listened to too much. So, basically its pee's fault and not mine! whatever, anyway... it was a just dumb video joke.

>>3485
yeah it's fine don't worry about it.
he isn't quite that based, it's just I assume his birth year

>>3497
fight me cuck

>>3486
don't gimme that ashley, save that look for when i send you my peepee

>>3500
is that the left arm of the forbidden one?

>be uncut
>marky not responding
>get wasted on diet coke and downers
>lose control
>post all my ashley rares on endchan

>>3501
The Ash when you send her a pic of your "peepee".

>>3445
mind doing one of these with Ash?

>>3509
that's a pretty good idea. I'll add it to the list, sorry though idk when I'll draw again I'm sort of not a super euphoric amphibian lately.

Ashley check it out

may cause feels

>>3783
Spoiler Alert: It was Ashley's dad aLL along who was the Mexican looking in through Ashley's window. He was trying to convince her to stay. His connection with Ash is quantifiable. "Tell me not to sell the house Kaleigh. Stay in your room and make the videos. All of this is one little girl's bedroom. I have to find a way to tell her. That's it. The guitar."

-.. --- -. .----. - / ..- ... . / - .... . / --. .-. . . -. / ... -.-. .-. . . -. / -.- .- .-.. . .. --. .... --..-- / -... .. .- ... . -.. / -.. .- -..

maybe we were the biased dad all along

>>3788
Seabee, did you write that or plagiarize it? I'm stealing it and putting it in next hit pop song for normies to consume about a black bull hooking up with a white chick featuring Daft Punk

>>3789
we need more black bvlls to save Evropa

>>3789
It's just a few lines from the song "The Way We Were". It just seemed so apropos to Anon's post.
You can find the full lyrics at:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CVC3MZpQnmk [Embed] Lyrics start at 0:37

>>3808
>>3809
>>3810
(the runtime is actually 4:21 but webrowsers might auto round upwards to 4.22)

>>3841
Wow, well done. Evocative, poignant and hauntingly surreal yet sadly nostalgic.

>>3841
what anime

Ashley, you busy playing games when this could be us

>>3843
ty
>>3845
the anime is Berserk
and the video source I used is https://youtube.com/watch?v=e_IIORCnBxI [Embed]
and the music is Trois Gymnopédies: Première Gymnopédie https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-sWkmBoU3Q [Embed]

pls forgive me

>>4064
The world is burning and Ash is all alone without anybody to save her. Oh god. Oh god the horror.

>>4064
best thing to come out of this board in years

>>4064
I think I know what the Ash is doing. She's culling the herd. She's pretty good with makeup so she made herself look like that and added some padding under her clothes. That way she gets rid of all who only like her on a superficial basis. She is then left with those who admire her for her charm, charisma, personality,talent and sense of humor.

>>4067
idk man I think she just ate too much pizza and played too much fallout

>>4069

she really does like fucking with our heads.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k9JQFEkeM7Y [Embed]

>>4064
I don't get it. They look pretty much the same these days. Although the T is really doing a number on their hairline.

>>4080
Want to play Runescape?

>>4080
Not our little girl, not my bug!

Ashton: *coughs* "I was once a woman. Remember me as I was and not as I am."

>>4080

ashton? more like weighs a tonAHAHAHAHAH fuck you dapper_dan i stole your joke.

>>4080
what is your motive

these are truly the end times aren't they? covid-19, flashpoint ww3, coming famine, steve's return to blue's clues and now ashley but as a man. god helps us

>>4085

I for one welcome Ashton with open arms. You are loved. You are valid. My Garfield mug that I've been drinking from since I was born apparently is filled enough lead to turn my brain into Freddie Gray.

>>4086
Dude, you have a Garfield mug‽

>>4087

I got this photo off the net, but it's the same design. I'm guessing all cartoon glasses from the 80's are more lead than glass.

>>4080
You cant outrun them Ashton.
They know what you did...
no amount of pronouns will save you from the hand of Justice.

>>4198
it's 2222 and they still won't let Chris chan be

>>4200

People doubted the Dimensional Merge.

Why would I fap to Ashton when I can just fap to Natalie? Imagine this babyboi ridin' bitch on your hog. Arms wrapped tightly around your waist. Bare-ass blowing in the wind. You pull over so they can tinkle in the bushes. Assless chaps have all the boys a-barkin'. A father quickly herds his kids back to the Toyota Sienna. Just a great day at the park. Fun was had be all

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>>4266
So the spam messages are being custom tailored now I see. I wonder if anyone actually uses these links.

they're probably gonna do it even more now cause 1026 was opening them

>>4270
At least we'll have more visitors

pug rocket
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Iaj6lApFuaY [Embed]

>>4547
With all due respect to the Ash, that's some funny shit, Anon.

>>4547

the hiccups, man

>>4645
Video unavailable
This video has been removed by the uploader

did Ash upload a video and then chicken out?

>>2201
had a dream that i watched buster scruggs with ashton. pee didn't care for it.

song is Mr Kitty - After Dark

>>5096
Yeah, some shadows are funny and some are really cool.

>>5097
i was once convinced that the shadows on my cave wall were a handsome androgyne school shooter named derrick. then i rejected metaphysics and the school of athens.

>>5098
I can't believe dericks mom didn't get him vaccinated. I thought she loved him maybe even a little too much

>>5098
And as Sigmund Freud so aptly and tersely put it, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

>>5102
Sucking on that tongue I bet would taste sticky sweet from all the Pepsi.

>>5103
She does have a nice tongue among other things. Her first tongue kiss was in a butcher shop

>>5104
woah. what do you think love making with Ashley would be like?

>>5105
In a word, Nirvana. In two words, pure bliss. Any other term to quantify the experience would just besmirch and belittle said experience. I must stop now, I'm starting to have impure thoughts. Bless me father for I have sinned.

>>5107
tell me what you're thinking. it is only human to commit a sin

>>5108
A Close Encounter Of The Third Kind

I sat down on my couch and was about to listen to some music from my MP3 player when the doorbell rang. Cursing under my breath thinking it was probably a salesman of some sort I considered ignoring the person on the other side of my door.Something told me to answer though and I got up and opened the door.

And there she stood in all her glory. The first I noticed were her eyes. They were the most spectacular shade of green. She is the only girl I know that can literally talk with her eyes, so very expressive. And her eyes asked if she could come in. I said, "Please come in," and she did.Standing only a few feet from her I was able to detect her scent. It was a fragrance only worthy of the gods.

She was wearing a short pleated gray plaid skirt short enough to reveal her long slender legs, quite contrarian to her petite 4'-11" frame. A white blouse and ankle length boots completed the ensemble.

We sat on the couch and I asked if she would like something cold to drink. She replied, "Pepsi please." I poured an ice cold can of Pepsi into a glass and gave it to her. She took a few sips and placed the glass on my coffee table having the courtesy to place the glass on a magazine so the condensation wouldn't harm my table. She noticed that it was a conservative publication. She said that she figured that I was more of a subscriber to a Playboy type magazine. I told her that I wasn't interested in Playboy type magazines since she was the only girl I was truly interested in. She asked if I was being superficial and I told her that there was a lot more to her than her extreme cuteness such as her charismatic personality, her cool mannerisms, her talent, her intelligence, her off beat sense of humor and I asked if I should continue. She smiled and said that's enough for now.

She took a few more sips of Pepsi, set the glass down and placed her arms around my neck and swung herself onto my lap, her short skirt giving me a quick flash of her aqua and white striped pure cotton panties. She opened her mouth and pressed her lips against mine and I could feel her warm Pepsi tainted saliva enter my mouth.

She got off my lap and with her delicate hand took my hand and we set off to my bedroom.

TO BE CONTINUED

>>5110
I'm on the edge of my seat. only you have the thread and needle to weave words so masterfully as to breathe life into such a poignant fantasy. if I was a woman I fear I may be caught in your alluring web.

>>5111
CONTINUED

And then we played Battle Toads.

THE END

>>5110


A Close Encounter Of The Third Kind (continuing)

She kicked off her boots and unbuttoned her blouse revealing a white bra that I estimated housed a pair of small pert perfect breasts somewhere between an A and B size. She removed the bra and I was rewarded with the sight of the most perfect pert little breasts with the most perfect pink little nipples.

She removed my T shirt and began kissing my chest and stomach moaning as she did. She then removed her skirt exposing those aqua and white striped cotton panties revealing to my distinct pleasure a perfect camel toe which alerted me to things to come. She removed my pants and boxer briefs revealing my extreme excitement which she gently stroked. She removed her panties and set herself on the bed laying on her back. I knelt over her and began kissing every square inch of her petite body as moaning sounds emanated from between her lips. I turned her over on her flat little tummy and was rewarded with the site of the tightest most perfect little butt I had ever seen. I began kissing that butt and my olfactory glands were rewarded with a slight and barely perceptible aroma of musk which only tended to increase my excitement.

I rolled her onto her back again and began to pleasure her clitoris and slowly moved to her vagina. I entered a finger into her womanhood and couldn't help but notice how wet she had become. Her vulva and surrounding area was nicely shaved with just a hint of a landing strip which she coyly referred to as her happy trail. Our eyes locked and we knew we were ready. I reached for a condom which she slapped out of my hand with great trepidation saying that we should throw caution to the wind. I agreed. I slowly entered passing her vaginal vestibule and entered her quite snug vagina. We began to rock and roll our movements becoming in sync and not wanting this moment to end but it was all for naught. Within a minute we both achieved orgasm simultaneously both our orgasms becoming one. After a period of heavy breathing we both collapsed and cuddled. She fell asleep as I admired her beauty. She looked so sweet and innocent and pure as she slept in the arms of Morpheus. I too soon fell asleep. We both awoke at the same time and gently kissed each other on the lips. I asked if she was hungry and she said, "Yes, lets order a sausage pizza my treat." and gave me a wink and her patented smile that only she is capable of.

The End

>>5111
>poignant fantasy

fantasy?....maybe.....maybe not. I report, you decide.

>>5117
a good false ending before the climax, like any good horror movie

>>5118
>>5119
what can I say, you never cease to amaze me

>>5127
Immediately thought of Take On Me.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914 [Embed]

Dude, with enough autism and by using ai voiceware, you can create new Ashley videos. Our goddess can be returned to us.

>>5129
That's a good point, something I'd like to see. There's a program that Hollywood uses for some movies, Forrest Gump to name one in which Forrest is inserted in the same scenes with former president Johnson and it looks so realistic. If someone here could do similar using Ashley vids the possibilities would be endless and would be like having new Ashley videos,

>>5127
wow, that must've taken some time to do all of those frames individually.
rosefags would be glad to have half our autism/dedication

>>5129
I wanted to add music to it, but at only 6 seconds I couldn't find anything suitable for it.

>>5131
Nah, it was pretty easy. i used VLC to take screencaps like every 3/4 of a second or whatever, of that moment of the video, then just used cutoutpros cartoon selfie filter on each screencap. From there just load each screencap in my video editor one by one and make sure each screencap is in order and the same duration.
There are 37 individual screencaps, but I'm lazy and didnt bother cleaning up/adjusting any of them so yeah, it could have been very SLIGHTLY better...

>>5131
>rosefags would be glad to have half our autism/dedication
also FUCK ROSEFAGS

>>5132
I don't think you need to touch it up when it's an animation, no one will see the slight errors
but you could hypothetically do another one with multiple frames per second, just food for thought

>>5133
that's a fine looking young lesbian

>>5133
Why can we just have both?