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Anonymous 12/29/2021 (Wed) 11:54:35 [Preview] No.2455 del

Anonymous 12/29/2021 (Wed) 14:32:48 [Preview] No.2456 del
Good lord that toned stomach.

Seabee 12/29/2021 (Wed) 18:56:47 [Preview] No.2457 del
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Ashley "look a like" can take a back seat to the real deal.

Anonymous 12/29/2021 (Wed) 23:23:01 [Preview] No.2458 del
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perfect for drawing a dick on with sunscreen at the beach

Anonymous 12/30/2021 (Thu) 03:43:41 [Preview] No.2459 del

Anonymous 12/31/2021 (Fri) 02:14:57 [Preview] No.2462 del
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The only known picture of her and Brittany Venti together

Anonymous 12/31/2021 (Fri) 04:08:44 [Preview] No.2463 del
email Brittany and apologize to her immediately.

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Anonymous 12/31/2021 (Fri) 05:09:04 [Preview] No.2465 del
she's a solid 7 imo

Anonymous 12/31/2021 (Fri) 05:28:12 [Preview] No.2466 del
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Brit is an honorary WHITE.

Anonymous 12/31/2021 (Fri) 12:10:36 [Preview] No.2467 del
no, the Ash cannot bee replicated nor duplicated, she WAS a once in a lifetime talent

why? so she can burp in my face? did u see her on Destiny/Lauren Southerns stream, she couldnt stop burping, actually fucking disgusting unironically pointy elbows, etc etc

Seabee 12/31/2021 (Fri) 17:04:52 [Preview] No.2468 del
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>no, the Ash cannot bee replicated or duplicated, she WAS a once in a lifetime talent.

I always said about the Ash, "Before her there was none and after her there will be no more."

Happy New Year, Ashlings. Stay sober....or not.

Anonymous 12/31/2021 (Fri) 19:52:53 [Preview] No.2469 del
anon, apologize immediately, I'm not joking.
email Britney right now, and say "I'm very sorry for saying you look like ET and that you burp a lot and have pointy elbows".

Anonymous 01/01/2022 (Sat) 05:46:51 [Preview] No.2470 del
He better definitely apologize for pointing out that she's got heavy hangers.

Anonymous 01/01/2022 (Sat) 15:07:37 [Preview] No.2472 del
her titties are the nearest thing to a redeeming quality and I bet they smell like vinegar underneath.

Anonymous 01/01/2022 (Sat) 15:35:03 [Preview] No.2475 del
i hate using endchan, nothing seems to work right

Anonymous 01/01/2022 (Sat) 19:14:49 [Preview] No.2476 del
that's not true, she got arrested for fighting antifa fags at may day, and she instigated the funniest Shia LeBeouf camera sabotage
...I'm not one of her simps or anything but let's give credit where credit is due

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 13:11:32 [Preview] No.2477 del
yeah i probably should email her Im sorry.... does that mean i have to send 2 emails since her eyes are so apart she needs to read them off two separate monitors...

>her titties are the nearest thing to a redeeming quality and I bet they smell like vinegar underneath.
i agree and is that what boob sweat smells like?

are using any addons like noscript? i hate the captcha but its not as bad as f4chons new-ish one omfg....

Seabee 01/02/2022 (Sun) 18:22:38 [Preview] No.2478 del
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A survey was performed a few years back that determined that men find women with far set eyes (hypertelorism in which the distance between the eyes is greater than the width of the eye from corner to corner) more attractive than women with normal or close set eyes. Would the Ash be cute if she had normal set eyes? Probably, but not as. As far as Britney is concerned I don't know who she is or what she does and I don't have an axe to grind regarding her but I'm afraid even far set eyes don't help her in the lookin' good department.

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 19:32:42 [Preview] No.2479 del
you prefer clicking the squares with streetlights for five minutes and feeding google's AI to the new one where you type 5 characters?

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 19:38:06 [Preview] No.2480 del
>f4chons new-ish one omfg
The 4chan one is better than the one here. This one is prone to fucking up sometimes.

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 22:15:12 [Preview] No.2481 del
Brittany does some political videos and mostly tries to involve herself in as much youtube drama as possible
for some reason that's ringing a bell but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Seabee 01/02/2022 (Sun) 22:49:15 [Preview] No.2482 del
If it is true that she does some political videos and got arrested for fighting antifa fags then I've developed some respect for her. A perfect example of the ancient proverb, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend". Thanks for the skinny.

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 23:20:33 [Preview] No.2483 del
she's based sometimes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dqSpuPvpekI [Embed]

Anonymous 01/04/2022 (Tue) 21:45:35 [Preview] No.2487 del

Anonymous 01/05/2022 (Wed) 01:48:15 [Preview] No.2492 del
she didn't follow the eyebrow rule

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Anonymous 01/09/2022 (Sun) 06:37:20 [Preview] No.2535 del
I would ngl

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Seabee 01/09/2022 (Sun) 17:35:17 [Preview] No.2537 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eTY5EGjMMH0 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/09/2022 (Sun) 18:03:36 [Preview] No.2538 del

Seabee 01/09/2022 (Sun) 19:34:06 [Preview] No.2539 del
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Anonymous 01/09/2022 (Sun) 22:48:43 [Preview] No.2540 del
the great war took its toll on Seabee

Laughing_Boy 01/10/2022 (Mon) 03:44:47 [Preview] No.2541 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R9vxHN8_jSE [Embed]

Seabee 01/10/2022 (Mon) 05:02:07 [Preview] No.2542 del
Behold! The Cow hath verily cast himself upon yon chicken and consumed it unto himself!
I fear lest the same shall not come upon us.

Anonymous 01/10/2022 (Mon) 05:38:04 [Preview] No.2543 del

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Anonymous 01/10/2022 (Mon) 07:36:34 [Preview] No.2545 del

Anonymous 01/10/2022 (Mon) 07:39:50 [Preview] No.2546 del
10/10 would milk

Seabee 01/10/2022 (Mon) 15:16:59 [Preview] No.2547 del
The answer to the query of how many didn't lies herein.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oYJ-UjCWeUw [Embed]

Anonymous 01/10/2022 (Mon) 19:05:06 [Preview] No.2548 del
You was really expecting me to do math? I'm not a gook

Seaqbee 01/10/2022 (Mon) 20:12:44 [Preview] No.2549 del
No sweat, bro. The only math you need to know.

Anonymous 01/10/2022 (Mon) 20:47:18 [Preview] No.2550 del
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I thought it was a philosophical question? Why do the cows eat the chickens? It's so obvious. Prion disease. I shouldn't get the jab. If a doc tries to shoot his shot, he's gonna get a jab to the face. This is all about gun control. They trying to take our guns. These hands are registered weapons

Anonymous 01/10/2022 (Mon) 23:36:33 [Preview] No.2551 del
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Maybe we should ask when Ashley will return? https://twitter.com/GematriaClub/status/1477715516269547521?s=20

Seabee 01/11/2022 (Tue) 01:17:39 [Preview] No.2552 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WTdO-w3xnpw [Embed]

Anonymous 01/11/2022 (Tue) 01:24:05 [Preview] No.2553 del
I have a feeling your right gun is a higher caliber than your left LB

Seabee 01/11/2022 (Tue) 01:41:43 [Preview] No.2554 del
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Patience, grasshopper, patience

Anonymous 01/11/2022 (Tue) 05:02:04 [Preview] No.2555 del
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Anonymous 01/12/2022 (Wed) 05:35:45 [Preview] No.2556 del
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Aunt Cass seems to think I have a type

Seabee 01/12/2022 (Wed) 20:38:55 [Preview] No.2557 del
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Aunt Cass ain't got nothing on Mama Cass.

Anonymous 01/13/2022 (Thu) 14:24:50 [Preview] No.2558 del
i just want to spank ash's bottom
why does god deny me this

Anonymous 01/13/2022 (Thu) 17:34:29 [Preview] No.2559 del
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>but I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart

Seabee 01/13/2022 (Thu) 18:19:45 [Preview] No.2560 del
Tis a cute butt, who can blame you, but you must have forgotten to take the oath, "I will abstain from all intentional wrong-doing and harm".

My intentions are more altruistic. I'd like to take her to dinner, converse intelligently with her to find what makes her what she is, what makes her tic.

Anonymous 01/13/2022 (Thu) 20:20:06 [Preview] No.2562 del
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That's stupid. I'm going to kidnap her, lock her in my car and drive through liberal shitholes with maga shit on my car so she'll give me that sweet, sweet stockholm syndrome love and then when the police drop her off at home, she'll argue with her family about how much of a great person I actually am when the news labels me a domestic terrorist

Seabee 01/13/2022 (Thu) 22:42:53 [Preview] No.2563 del
Wow, you're so alpha. Girls orgasm just meeting you. But the Ash is onto your act.

Anonymous 01/13/2022 (Thu) 22:57:36 [Preview] No.2564 del
that's actually pretty based

Anonymous 01/13/2022 (Thu) 23:41:47 [Preview] No.2565 del
I'm just trying to save Ashley's eggs. You got a problem with that Seabee? https://youtube.com/watch?v=dO9dwDKUMU8 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/14/2022 (Fri) 02:51:26 [Preview] No.2566 del
>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this

Seabee 01/14/2022 (Fri) 05:48:19 [Preview] No.2567 del
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That was an EGGceptional video. Is he the original Fedora Meme Guy?

I don't have a problem with you trying to save the Ash's eggs as long as you don't try to fertilize one of them. That would hopefully be my job.

Anonymous 01/14/2022 (Fri) 05:59:13 [Preview] No.2568 del
I'm gonna fertilize Ashley's eggs and then I'm gonna fertilize YOUR eggs Seabee.
I'm gonna beat you up Seabee!!

Anonymous 01/14/2022 (Fri) 20:12:53 [Preview] No.2569 del
who the frick is seabee and why do they enjoy such hard fuggins?

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 00:44:33 [Preview] No.2570 del
I remember anon posting something about Seabee being a boomer. If he fertilized Ashley's eggs, they'd have retard chickens

Laughing_Boy 01/15/2022 (Sat) 03:42:54 [Preview] No.2571 del
Seabee thinks he's real tough cause of his basic training or whatever, but he'd better not put me in a situation where I have to show him my training.

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 05:56:45 [Preview] No.2573 del
You know nothing of my work.

I'll be sleeping in a room right next to Kaleigh. And then she'll hear, like, thunder or something, and she'll run into my room all scared and stuff. And I'll be like, "Hush, my darling. It's just ionized air molecules expanding." And she'll be like, "Oh, hold me." And then I'll, like..."That's not the only thing expanding."

Laughing_Boy 01/15/2022 (Sat) 06:31:22 [Preview] No.2574 del
Who the FUCK are you? Don't talk about my future wife ever again. My beautiful wife who I love.
Actually, I hate her, and she is ugly. But I'm willing to settle for her. Kaleigh please message me so I can settle for you.
Any minute now, she's gonna message me. Any minute now.

dillweed 01/15/2022 (Sat) 07:17:54 [Preview] No.2575 del
oh bby, my wap is salivating, condition me, my pavlov

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 08:45:56 [Preview] No.2576 del
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holy fucking fuck it's Ashley!

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 15:58:25 [Preview] No.2609 del
cringy rose/ash zoomer hybrid

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 16:57:33 [Preview] No.2610 del
I don't know if this counts as look-a-like, but this may be her Japanese spirit animal

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 18:20:14 [Preview] No.2611 del
I think endchan dropped your pic. let me guess, it's a pokemon

Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 08:37:21 [Preview] No.2624 del
Who's she?

Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 08:41:13 [Preview] No.2625 del
Mia Khalifa

Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 13:42:46 [Preview] No.2626 del
would put it in her pooper

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 03:40:41 [Preview] No.2627 del
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Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 05:33:58 [Preview] No.2628 del
ribbitie on tiktok

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 07:21:27 [Preview] No.2629 del
Why did you choose to share these videos and not the ones where she is more like Ashley?

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 07:30:57 [Preview] No.2630 del
Could you please stop posting my wife here

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 07:33:00 [Preview] No.2631 del
that would be the "non binary" flag right behind her

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 09:24:52 [Preview] No.2632 del
I can't find Non binary on a map?

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 13:30:18 [Preview] No.2633 del

Seabee 01/22/2022 (Sat) 16:08:56 [Preview] No.2634 del
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It's between Intercourse and Gayville

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 17:09:52 [Preview] No.2636 del
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It wouldn't upload (it's a gif) and it demoralized me so I gave up. I'll try one more time

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 18:03:15 [Preview] No.2637 del
after posting I realized I probably misunderstood you and that you were referring to ribbitie, that you thought she was a jap for some reason, and felt like a retard, but I was just gonna pretend it didn't happen and hope nobody said anything, but I am relieved to know my original interpretation was correct

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 03:15:06 [Preview] No.2640 del
Can I haz two Ashleys?

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 05:01:20 [Preview] No.2641 del
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Me. No matter how hard they try, there is only one girl for me.

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 05:21:27 [Preview] No.2642 del
this chick is the anti-Ashley

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 06:06:46 [Preview] No.2647 del
You do realize "Ashley" doesn't actually believe any of the shit she pretended to for attention, right?

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 07:16:06 [Preview] No.2651 del
hold on, was this post her?
I assumed it was LB being a retard again but it was almost at the same time...

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 07:28:46 [Preview] No.2652 del
Way back in like 2015, some of us on irc thought LB was actually Ashley because they showed up right after Ashley had left. Seriously though, you're not implying that LB has been Ashley this entire time are you?

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 07:39:47 [Preview] No.2653 del
no I'm saying that's the kind of shit he would say, but sometimes I look at post times to try to tell who the same posts are by since it's a slow board.
I would definitely be surprised though, although I assume some things were a slight enhancements of the truth, like hating mexicans for example was maybe incongruous with uh... you know.

Laughing_Boy 01/23/2022 (Sun) 08:06:20 [Preview] No.2654 del
I understand your assumption. That's because Ashley is my soulmate

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 01:56:24 [Preview] No.2672 del
Ashley is clearly jealous of all the attention we were giving this girl that she had to come out of hiding. Ashley, you better make a new video or else I'm going to stalk someone else younger

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 03:18:58 [Preview] No.2675 del
well don't make her such a tempting offer

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 04:08:50 [Preview] No.2681 del
this girl looks nothing Ash, where is the baldness and skin rife with scabies huh?!?

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 05:18:36 [Preview] No.2682 del
I don't care what Ashley looks like, she could be some grotesque 4'11" 86 lbs. wideclops with a hairy belly and wonky teeth. I'm still gonna fit a ring on that E.T. finger, even if I have to wrestle her dad on the neighbors front lawn and then when he says if you are serious about marrying my daughter, we don't have to fight and offers to bribe me by paying for everything, I'll say No way, Jose! because to me, your daughter is worthless and then I would get into bottom position and say no homo as her dad tops me

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