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Anonymous 12/29/2021 (Wed) 11:54:35 [Preview] No.2455 del

Anonymous 12/29/2021 (Wed) 14:32:48 [Preview] No.2456 del
Good lord that toned stomach.

Seabee 12/29/2021 (Wed) 18:56:47 [Preview] No.2457 del
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Ashley "look a like" can take a back seat to the real deal.

Anonymous 12/29/2021 (Wed) 23:23:01 [Preview] No.2458 del
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perfect for drawing a dick on with sunscreen at the beach

Anonymous 12/30/2021 (Thu) 03:43:41 [Preview] No.2459 del

Anonymous 12/31/2021 (Fri) 02:14:57 [Preview] No.2462 del
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The only known picture of her and Brittany Venti together

Anonymous 12/31/2021 (Fri) 04:08:44 [Preview] No.2463 del
email Brittany and apologize to her immediately.

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Anonymous 12/31/2021 (Fri) 05:09:04 [Preview] No.2465 del
she's a solid 7 imo

Anonymous 12/31/2021 (Fri) 05:28:12 [Preview] No.2466 del
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Brit is an honorary WHITE.

Anonymous 12/31/2021 (Fri) 12:10:36 [Preview] No.2467 del
no, the Ash cannot bee replicated nor duplicated, she WAS a once in a lifetime talent

why? so she can burp in my face? did u see her on Destiny/Lauren Southerns stream, she couldnt stop burping, actually fucking disgusting unironically pointy elbows, etc etc

Seabee 12/31/2021 (Fri) 17:04:52 [Preview] No.2468 del
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>no, the Ash cannot bee replicated or duplicated, she WAS a once in a lifetime talent.

I always said about the Ash, "Before her there was none and after her there will be no more."

Happy New Year, Ashlings. Stay sober....or not.

Anonymous 12/31/2021 (Fri) 19:52:53 [Preview] No.2469 del
anon, apologize immediately, I'm not joking.
email Britney right now, and say "I'm very sorry for saying you look like ET and that you burp a lot and have pointy elbows".

Anonymous 01/01/2022 (Sat) 05:46:51 [Preview] No.2470 del
He better definitely apologize for pointing out that she's got heavy hangers.

Anonymous 01/01/2022 (Sat) 15:07:37 [Preview] No.2472 del
her titties are the nearest thing to a redeeming quality and I bet they smell like vinegar underneath.

Anonymous 01/01/2022 (Sat) 15:35:03 [Preview] No.2475 del
i hate using endchan, nothing seems to work right

Anonymous 01/01/2022 (Sat) 19:14:49 [Preview] No.2476 del
that's not true, she got arrested for fighting antifa fags at may day, and she instigated the funniest Shia LeBeouf camera sabotage
...I'm not one of her simps or anything but let's give credit where credit is due

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 13:11:32 [Preview] No.2477 del
yeah i probably should email her Im sorry.... does that mean i have to send 2 emails since her eyes are so apart she needs to read them off two separate monitors...

>her titties are the nearest thing to a redeeming quality and I bet they smell like vinegar underneath.
i agree and is that what boob sweat smells like?

are using any addons like noscript? i hate the captcha but its not as bad as f4chons new-ish one omfg....

Seabee 01/02/2022 (Sun) 18:22:38 [Preview] No.2478 del
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A survey was performed a few years back that determined that men find women with far set eyes (hypertelorism in which the distance between the eyes is greater than the width of the eye from corner to corner) more attractive than women with normal or close set eyes. Would the Ash be cute if she had normal set eyes? Probably, but not as. As far as Britney is concerned I don't know who she is or what she does and I don't have an axe to grind regarding her but I'm afraid even far set eyes don't help her in the lookin' good department.

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 19:32:42 [Preview] No.2479 del
you prefer clicking the squares with streetlights for five minutes and feeding google's AI to the new one where you type 5 characters?

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 19:38:06 [Preview] No.2480 del
>f4chons new-ish one omfg
The 4chan one is better than the one here. This one is prone to fucking up sometimes.

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 22:15:12 [Preview] No.2481 del
Brittany does some political videos and mostly tries to involve herself in as much youtube drama as possible
for some reason that's ringing a bell but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Seabee 01/02/2022 (Sun) 22:49:15 [Preview] No.2482 del
If it is true that she does some political videos and got arrested for fighting antifa fags then I've developed some respect for her. A perfect example of the ancient proverb, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend". Thanks for the skinny.

Anonymous 01/02/2022 (Sun) 23:20:33 [Preview] No.2483 del
she's based sometimes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dqSpuPvpekI [Embed]

Anonymous 01/04/2022 (Tue) 21:45:35 [Preview] No.2487 del

Anonymous 01/05/2022 (Wed) 01:48:15 [Preview] No.2492 del
she didn't follow the eyebrow rule

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Anonymous 01/09/2022 (Sun) 06:37:20 [Preview] No.2535 del
I would ngl

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Seabee 01/09/2022 (Sun) 17:35:17 [Preview] No.2537 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eTY5EGjMMH0 [Embed]

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Anonymous 01/09/2022 (Sun) 22:48:43 [Preview] No.2540 del
the great war took its toll on Seabee

Laughing_Boy 01/10/2022 (Mon) 03:44:47 [Preview] No.2541 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R9vxHN8_jSE [Embed]

Seabee 01/10/2022 (Mon) 05:02:07 [Preview] No.2542 del
Behold! The Cow hath verily cast himself upon yon chicken and consumed it unto himself!
I fear lest the same shall not come upon us.

Anonymous 01/10/2022 (Mon) 05:38:04 [Preview] No.2543 del

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Anonymous 01/10/2022 (Mon) 07:36:34 [Preview] No.2545 del

Anonymous 01/10/2022 (Mon) 07:39:50 [Preview] No.2546 del
10/10 would milk

Seabee 01/10/2022 (Mon) 15:16:59 [Preview] No.2547 del
The answer to the query of how many didn't lies herein.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oYJ-UjCWeUw [Embed]

Anonymous 01/10/2022 (Mon) 19:05:06 [Preview] No.2548 del
You was really expecting me to do math? I'm not a gook

Seaqbee 01/10/2022 (Mon) 20:12:44 [Preview] No.2549 del
No sweat, bro. The only math you need to know.

Anonymous 01/10/2022 (Mon) 20:47:18 [Preview] No.2550 del
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I thought it was a philosophical question? Why do the cows eat the chickens? It's so obvious. Prion disease. I shouldn't get the jab. If a doc tries to shoot his shot, he's gonna get a jab to the face. This is all about gun control. They trying to take our guns. These hands are registered weapons

Anonymous 01/10/2022 (Mon) 23:36:33 [Preview] No.2551 del
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Maybe we should ask when Ashley will return? https://twitter.com/GematriaClub/status/1477715516269547521?s=20

Seabee 01/11/2022 (Tue) 01:17:39 [Preview] No.2552 del
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Anonymous 01/11/2022 (Tue) 01:24:05 [Preview] No.2553 del
I have a feeling your right gun is a higher caliber than your left LB

Seabee 01/11/2022 (Tue) 01:41:43 [Preview] No.2554 del
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Patience, grasshopper, patience

Anonymous 01/11/2022 (Tue) 05:02:04 [Preview] No.2555 del
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Anonymous 01/12/2022 (Wed) 05:35:45 [Preview] No.2556 del
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Aunt Cass seems to think I have a type

Seabee 01/12/2022 (Wed) 20:38:55 [Preview] No.2557 del
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Aunt Cass ain't got nothing on Mama Cass.

Anonymous 01/13/2022 (Thu) 14:24:50 [Preview] No.2558 del
i just want to spank ash's bottom
why does god deny me this

Anonymous 01/13/2022 (Thu) 17:34:29 [Preview] No.2559 del
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>but I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart

Seabee 01/13/2022 (Thu) 18:19:45 [Preview] No.2560 del
Tis a cute butt, who can blame you, but you must have forgotten to take the oath, "I will abstain from all intentional wrong-doing and harm".

My intentions are more altruistic. I'd like to take her to dinner, converse intelligently with her to find what makes her what she is, what makes her tic.

Anonymous 01/13/2022 (Thu) 20:20:06 [Preview] No.2562 del
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That's stupid. I'm going to kidnap her, lock her in my car and drive through liberal shitholes with maga shit on my car so she'll give me that sweet, sweet stockholm syndrome love and then when the police drop her off at home, she'll argue with her family about how much of a great person I actually am when the news labels me a domestic terrorist

Seabee 01/13/2022 (Thu) 22:42:53 [Preview] No.2563 del
Wow, you're so alpha. Girls orgasm just meeting you. But the Ash is onto your act.

Anonymous 01/13/2022 (Thu) 22:57:36 [Preview] No.2564 del
that's actually pretty based

Anonymous 01/13/2022 (Thu) 23:41:47 [Preview] No.2565 del
I'm just trying to save Ashley's eggs. You got a problem with that Seabee? https://youtube.com/watch?v=dO9dwDKUMU8 [Embed]

Anonymous 01/14/2022 (Fri) 02:51:26 [Preview] No.2566 del
>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this

Seabee 01/14/2022 (Fri) 05:48:19 [Preview] No.2567 del
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That was an EGGceptional video. Is he the original Fedora Meme Guy?

I don't have a problem with you trying to save the Ash's eggs as long as you don't try to fertilize one of them. That would hopefully be my job.

Anonymous 01/14/2022 (Fri) 05:59:13 [Preview] No.2568 del
I'm gonna fertilize Ashley's eggs and then I'm gonna fertilize YOUR eggs Seabee.
I'm gonna beat you up Seabee!!

Anonymous 01/14/2022 (Fri) 20:12:53 [Preview] No.2569 del
who the frick is seabee and why do they enjoy such hard fuggins?

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 00:44:33 [Preview] No.2570 del
I remember anon posting something about Seabee being a boomer. If he fertilized Ashley's eggs, they'd have retard chickens

Laughing_Boy 01/15/2022 (Sat) 03:42:54 [Preview] No.2571 del
Seabee thinks he's real tough cause of his basic training or whatever, but he'd better not put me in a situation where I have to show him my training.

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 05:56:45 [Preview] No.2573 del
You know nothing of my work.

I'll be sleeping in a room right next to Kaleigh. And then she'll hear, like, thunder or something, and she'll run into my room all scared and stuff. And I'll be like, "Hush, my darling. It's just ionized air molecules expanding." And she'll be like, "Oh, hold me." And then I'll, like..."That's not the only thing expanding."

Laughing_Boy 01/15/2022 (Sat) 06:31:22 [Preview] No.2574 del
Who the FUCK are you? Don't talk about my future wife ever again. My beautiful wife who I love.
Actually, I hate her, and she is ugly. But I'm willing to settle for her. Kaleigh please message me so I can settle for you.
Any minute now, she's gonna message me. Any minute now.

dillweed 01/15/2022 (Sat) 07:17:54 [Preview] No.2575 del
oh bby, my wap is salivating, condition me, my pavlov

Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 08:45:56 [Preview] No.2576 del
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holy fucking fuck it's Ashley!

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 15:58:25 [Preview] No.2609 del
cringy rose/ash zoomer hybrid

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 16:57:33 [Preview] No.2610 del
I don't know if this counts as look-a-like, but this may be her Japanese spirit animal

Anonymous 01/19/2022 (Wed) 18:20:14 [Preview] No.2611 del
I think endchan dropped your pic. let me guess, it's a pokemon

Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 08:37:21 [Preview] No.2624 del
Who's she?

Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 08:41:13 [Preview] No.2625 del
Mia Khalifa

Anonymous 01/21/2022 (Fri) 13:42:46 [Preview] No.2626 del
would put it in her pooper

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Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 05:33:58 [Preview] No.2628 del
ribbitie on tiktok

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 07:21:27 [Preview] No.2629 del
Why did you choose to share these videos and not the ones where she is more like Ashley?

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 07:30:57 [Preview] No.2630 del
Could you please stop posting my wife here

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 07:33:00 [Preview] No.2631 del
that would be the "non binary" flag right behind her

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 09:24:52 [Preview] No.2632 del
I can't find Non binary on a map?

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 13:30:18 [Preview] No.2633 del

Seabee 01/22/2022 (Sat) 16:08:56 [Preview] No.2634 del
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It's between Intercourse and Gayville

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 17:09:52 [Preview] No.2636 del
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It wouldn't upload (it's a gif) and it demoralized me so I gave up. I'll try one more time

Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 18:03:15 [Preview] No.2637 del
after posting I realized I probably misunderstood you and that you were referring to ribbitie, that you thought she was a jap for some reason, and felt like a retard, but I was just gonna pretend it didn't happen and hope nobody said anything, but I am relieved to know my original interpretation was correct

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 03:15:06 [Preview] No.2640 del
Can I haz two Ashleys?

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 05:01:20 [Preview] No.2641 del
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Me. No matter how hard they try, there is only one girl for me.

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 05:21:27 [Preview] No.2642 del
this chick is the anti-Ashley

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 06:06:46 [Preview] No.2647 del
You do realize "Ashley" doesn't actually believe any of the shit she pretended to for attention, right?

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 07:16:06 [Preview] No.2651 del
hold on, was this post her?
I assumed it was LB being a retard again but it was almost at the same time...

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 07:28:46 [Preview] No.2652 del
Way back in like 2015, some of us on irc thought LB was actually Ashley because they showed up right after Ashley had left. Seriously though, you're not implying that LB has been Ashley this entire time are you?

Anonymous 01/23/2022 (Sun) 07:39:47 [Preview] No.2653 del
no I'm saying that's the kind of shit he would say, but sometimes I look at post times to try to tell who the same posts are by since it's a slow board.
I would definitely be surprised though, although I assume some things were a slight enhancements of the truth, like hating mexicans for example was maybe incongruous with uh... you know.

Laughing_Boy 01/23/2022 (Sun) 08:06:20 [Preview] No.2654 del
I understand your assumption. That's because Ashley is my soulmate

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 01:56:24 [Preview] No.2672 del
Ashley is clearly jealous of all the attention we were giving this girl that she had to come out of hiding. Ashley, you better make a new video or else I'm going to stalk someone else younger

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 03:18:58 [Preview] No.2675 del
well don't make her such a tempting offer

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 04:08:50 [Preview] No.2681 del
this girl looks nothing Ash, where is the baldness and skin rife with scabies huh?!?

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 05:18:36 [Preview] No.2682 del
I don't care what Ashley looks like, she could be some grotesque 4'11" 86 lbs. wideclops with a hairy belly and wonky teeth. I'm still gonna fit a ring on that E.T. finger, even if I have to wrestle her dad on the neighbors front lawn and then when he says if you are serious about marrying my daughter, we don't have to fight and offers to bribe me by paying for everything, I'll say No way, Jose! because to me, your daughter is worthless and then I would get into bottom position and say no homo as her dad tops me

Anonymous 01/24/2022 (Mon) 12:24:32 [Preview] No.2697 del
>grotesque 4'11" 86 lbs. wideclops with a hairy belly and wonky teeth
>that E.T. finger
>then I would get into bottom position and say no homo as her dad tops me

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Anonymous 01/25/2022 (Tue) 11:17:12 [Preview] No.2704 del
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That heifer needs some bbc

Anonymous 01/25/2022 (Tue) 12:55:15 [Preview] No.2706 del
That cow better still be living the life it wants or so help me I'm going to minecraft all over this godless country.

Anonymous 01/26/2022 (Wed) 16:35:01 [Preview] No.2715 del
surf the kali yuga, bra. cowabunga! https://youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM [Embed]

Anonymous 01/28/2022 (Fri) 04:02:17 [Preview] No.2737 del
how come you know so much about hinduism anon

Anonymous 01/28/2022 (Fri) 10:44:27 [Preview] No.2738 del
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my mom lets me eat two wieners
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MDnO9LoMems [Embed]

Anonymous 01/28/2022 (Fri) 18:19:44 [Preview] No.2744 del
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that's a really good album as well

Anonymous 02/19/2022 (Sat) 22:17:53 [Preview] No.3121 del
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same actress?

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Anonymous 02/20/2022 (Sun) 17:20:54 [Preview] No.3132 del
ah snap just found out that's Elsie Fisher. she does not look good with short hair.

Anonymous 02/20/2022 (Sun) 23:46:25 [Preview] No.3135 del
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no she doesn't. she has maisie williams face. someone here obviously has the face blindness to even compare those dwarf-women to ashley's ethereal beauty and grace whose presence is like that of an angel descending from heaven extending a nice cool refreshing pepsi to quench my thirst and lift my spirit

Anonymous 02/21/2022 (Mon) 04:14:36 [Preview] No.3141 del
is this a #rare pic? I don't have them all memorized but I don't think I've seen it
I need more rares
Uncut dump your rares, today's the day

Anonymous 02/21/2022 (Mon) 04:53:45 [Preview] No.3143 del
I don't recognize it, either. People sitting on rare Ashes need to be... corrected.

Anonymous 02/21/2022 (Mon) 04:58:10 [Preview] No.3144 del
It was posted on this board months ago

Anonymous 02/21/2022 (Mon) 05:05:53 [Preview] No.3146 del
I want you
to dumb your rares

Anonymous 02/21/2022 (Mon) 05:28:10 [Preview] No.3148 del
Where is uncut now? I haven't seen him in years. He didn't die of covid did he?

Uncutmeat1988 02/21/2022 (Mon) 06:08:35 [Preview] No.3150 del
I couldn't just unleash her rares upon the world. They are far too powerful. You cumbrains would lose it. Only I, the keeper of the sacred pp can contain their power and only Ashley can rid the world of them once and for all by posting a bideo telling me to delet them

Anonymous 02/21/2022 (Mon) 06:19:19 [Preview] No.3151 del
ooo shoulder length hair. and is she wearing a jersey?
I would also take a video over getting all the old pics but we've been barking up that tree for a while

Anonymous 02/21/2022 (Mon) 12:07:25 [Preview] No.3153 del
I heard Uncutmeat has a really thick cock, like PEPSI can thiccc

Anonymous 02/21/2022 (Mon) 12:23:25 [Preview] No.3154 del
Here then

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UIxD1WjT8Rw [Embed]

Anonymous 02/21/2022 (Mon) 12:51:15 [Preview] No.3155 del
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Anonymous 02/21/2022 (Mon) 13:00:40 [Preview] No.3156 del
wow, she looks different now... dunno about the glasses and bald head though. cool she still played her instruments, she got got pretty good at them!

Anonymous 02/21/2022 (Mon) 15:15:56 [Preview] No.3157 del
I watched the whole thing and at some point she said "you can dump the private pics Uncutmeat" I forgot where it was though I was doing something else while watching it

Anonymous 03/04/2022 (Fri) 10:02:12 [Preview] No.3247 del
Found Ashley https://youtube.com/watch?v=tt8FE3aPhKc [Embed]

Anonymous 03/04/2022 (Fri) 15:23:28 [Preview] No.3248 del
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bootleg Ashley seems to have also disappeared years ago

Anonymous 03/04/2022 (Fri) 20:06:35 [Preview] No.3249 del
legit kinda sounded like her. i miss old tube even though old tube still sucked.

Anonymous 03/08/2022 (Tue) 14:07:52 [Preview] No.3279 del
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Here is her archive. There may be some missing videos as I've found some on jewtube that aren't in the archive. https://youtube.com/watch?v=j0VYSsW504g [Embed]


Apparently, she's a local femishit artist in Portland now.

So far, this is my favorite video of hers. https://youtube.com/watch?v=j0VYSsW504g [Embed]

She has pics too. I found a collage but none of the individual pics

Anonymous 03/08/2022 (Tue) 20:01:30 [Preview] No.3284 del
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rare ashley pp uncut do not steal

Anonymous 03/08/2022 (Tue) 20:34:48 [Preview] No.3285 del
I feel like modern feminists look to make a degenerate and corrupted version of femininity the norm. First wave feminists would be disgusted at how much the movement jumped the shark, tainting the good name of something once noble and egalitarian.

Anonymous 03/08/2022 (Tue) 21:26:58 [Preview] No.3286 del
ashley pls

Anonymous 03/08/2022 (Tue) 22:37:17 [Preview] No.3288 del
it's the same situation with every modern "civil rights" movement. when they started decades ago they were transgressive and opposed by the status quo, and now in the present they maintain that same rebellion attitude despite being backed by society at every level, so every human automaton who reads buzzfeed and watches CNN gets to feel like they're part of the wave of change, without the downside of actually being harassed and arrested like when they had a real cause.
and of course this is all being propped up intentionally by people who want America and the rest of the world to become like Weimar Germany.

Anonymous 03/09/2022 (Wed) 23:48:30 [Preview] No.3290 del
feminism was never noble. why don't you actually read about first wave feminism before you post bullshit. feminists were funded by the elites of their time to cause division for their political gain. the same thing they do now. women shouldn't vote. neither should blacks, immigrants or most of the population who don't have any skin in the game. i heard a nigger say he voted for obama because he can dunk. feminists have always been cunts

Anonymous 03/10/2022 (Thu) 00:31:29 [Preview] No.3291 del
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nice hot take. what do mean by "skin in the game"?

Anonymous 03/14/2022 (Mon) 03:19:15 [Preview] No.3312 del
I mean that's just fetal alcohol syndrome. And I'm not sure I trust those kind of social studies. But often it's just large eyes that are more attractive, in women specially since they tend to have larger eyes compared to their male counterpart, and it's also a feature shared with youth and nepotism.

Anonymous 03/14/2022 (Mon) 06:46:30 [Preview] No.3314 del
she doesn't have FAS you nigger

>youth and nepotism

Anonymous 03/14/2022 (Mon) 09:06:48 [Preview] No.3315 del
>she doesn't have FAS you nigger
Yeah well, according to YOU, Kayleigh. I want to see the diagnosis.

Anonymous 03/14/2022 (Mon) 16:52:02 [Preview] No.3317 del
I aint her. FAS is like Greta Thunberg. is it cause of the eyebags? she probably had those from staying up to 3am every day.

Anonymous 03/14/2022 (Mon) 18:16:20 [Preview] No.3318 del
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Eeeeee, are you sure, though? I'm joking, but it sure seems like a lot of e-girls gots fas face.

Anonymous 03/15/2022 (Tue) 14:38:10 [Preview] No.3320 del
You're wrong and gay. Shove your psyop back up your ass you fag.

Anonymous 03/15/2022 (Tue) 22:28:08 [Preview] No.3324 del
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"Bro... you sayin' I got beer dick?"

Anonymous 03/16/2022 (Wed) 01:46:37 [Preview] No.3325 del
her mom had beer uterus

Anonymous 03/16/2022 (Wed) 23:10:11 [Preview] No.3328 del
They vote as if their vote doesn't matter anyway so why vote in the first place? The right to vote should be earned. They have no skin in the game meaning they haven't earned the right to vote or risk anything when they do vote but they sure cause everyone else who works for a living a lot of strife whining about faggots and niggers. Look at current gas prices. I'm not the biggest trump supporter but I know this would not be occurring under his presidency yet there are idiots online who think things would be worse under Trump. I'm all for ending the suffering of perpetual victims. Send them to China so they can witness the death camps and killing fields if they love communism so much.

Anonymous 03/17/2022 (Thu) 19:51:01 [Preview] No.3331 del
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harsh vibes doooood

Anonymous 03/18/2022 (Fri) 03:38:28 [Preview] No.3333 del
that whole post was all fluff and no substance you dark dark nigger. how specifically is the right to vote "earned" you nappy black spook? does your family have to be in the country for X generations? do you have to have a certain score from an IQ test? state and defend your actual criteria for voting, preferably with just logic and not a textwall of rhetoric you brown banana negro chimp melanin man.

Anonymous 03/18/2022 (Fri) 21:38:40 [Preview] No.3334 del
dude if i'm a nigger, ashley is a nigger. we're pretty much the same white genetics except i'm a featherhead and she's a beaner

Your vote doesn't mean anything now. Things are set up to deny and erode those "X generations" voting power while rhetoric is used to convince the rest of the populace their right to vote is being infringed by those generations. There should not be a right to vote for "plebeians". This is another mechanism being utilized to destroy our civilization alongside the misguided belief of diversity which only further balkanizes our country. Voting should be a privilege guaranteed to those who own property or have completed civic or military service and that right can be revoked. That is skin in the game. The 14th amendment was another progressive mistake set up at a time where none involved could have imagined that it would have lead to an America where only 60% of the population is of European descent or the mass hordes of barbarians coming in since 1965. America was not meant to be a melting pot. Melting pots are just powder kegs waiting for a spark as we've ween with the recent riots all based on misinformation. America was meant to be another European country but without monarchy and imperialism. Also fuck you, where is the logic in taking spics out of the barrio favelas so their anchor babies can consume hiphop and sneakers so the dems can swing an elections with their crappy commie ideas that obviously work according to current food and fuel prices? I love how leftists are so fascinated with fascists but like how many neo-nazis have ever come up in my yard and stolen my property? This epidemic of neo-nazis stealing bicycles has somehow not become a stereotype, must be due to their white privilege. I actually know some white nationalists and they are honest, hard-working people that are just exhausted with the federal government and niggers, but Hollywood would have you believe they are all skinheads in some trap house listening to death metal with Ted Kaczynski in the basement plotting to blow up an abortion clinic. And yes, I am ranting. I'm exhausted as well. I don't have all the answers. Here's an idea. Instead of bringing all these foreigners in our country so they can escape "oppression". We should invade their country and Americanize it for them instead of going on wild goose chases to sand nigger infested kill zones.

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Anonymous 03/19/2022 (Sat) 01:23:52 [Preview] No.3336 del
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Is this the chorus to some latin song?? Are you a beaner?

Anonymous 03/19/2022 (Sat) 04:34:01 [Preview] No.3337 del
alright fair enough, so we're agreeing that you need to own property or be in the military or some civic service to vote?
that includes women and minorities who own property or have been in the military, and excludes whites who don't right?

Seabee 03/19/2022 (Sat) 05:09:25 [Preview] No.3338 del
And if you don't own property or if you haven't served in the military you should have to take an intelligence test and an American history test to be able to vote. That should eliminate most of the liberal socialist bed wetters.

Anonymous 03/19/2022 (Sat) 05:58:32 [Preview] No.3339 del
oh hey you're alive, I thought the Ghost of Kiyive bombed your ship or something.
and yeah 100% agreed on that one. have a pool of a couple hundred basic ass questions like "who's 3rd in line after the president and vice president" or "what are the three branches of the government", 10 questions are drawn randomly for each person and they have to get at least 7/10 for their vote to count. 1/3rd at least of blue votes disappear overnight guaranteed.
of course that would never pass though cause liberals would say it's racist or some other bs, same as voter ID.

Anonymous 03/19/2022 (Sat) 09:17:18 [Preview] No.3340 del
Why do women need the vote? Only a feminist would be ignorant enough to believe she could legislate herself to the level of men. Women should not have to serve in the military, it's totally unnecessary and almost all historical accounts of women in combat have been romanticized and exaggerated, if not the event itself, it's significance. In reality, women can't compete with men in any current combat role. Even male pilots have higher hand-eye coordination than female pilots. The vast majority of women join the military for dem programs and muh benefits. Whites are the real minority. Not all whites should be able to vote.

Seabee 03/19/2022 (Sat) 13:56:52 [Preview] No.3341 del
Navy Seabees aren't on ships, they're Navy combat construction battalions.Fleet sailors don't like Seabees and Seabees don't like fleet sailors.
Want to hear some shit? There's a United Stated Representative from a district in New York City named Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She's an extreme socialist and when asked to name the 3 branches of the U S government she couldn't because she thought there were only 2 branches of government. That's why this country is going to shit.
Yeah, you're right though, Liberals would say it's racist. Hell, they're even saying math is racist. And the Secretary of Transportation , Pete Buttigieg said that Interstate Highways are racist.

Anonymous 03/19/2022 (Sat) 17:08:47 [Preview] No.3342 del
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brave warrior, you stated the conditions and I agreed to them. did you want to add more conditions?
I think maybe injuns shouldn't be allowed to vote, go back to the reservation and vote for your chief or something.

Anonymous 03/21/2022 (Mon) 00:42:04 [Preview] No.3352 del
Are you trying to make fun of me? I'm like 1/32 and have blue eyes and fair skin. Unlike Elizabeth Warren though, I am a white person with native american ancestry. I had brown great grandparents. I have Cherokee relatives in my family tree going back to the Cherokee War when my Calhoun relatives were massacred by Cherokee at Long Cane so they raided the Cherokee village and took their women as replacement wives for the ones that were killed during the massacre. John C. Calhoun is a great-uncle of mine.

Anonymous 03/21/2022 (Mon) 03:39:28 [Preview] No.3355 del
>and have blue eyes and fair skin
don't believe you, post pics
has to have a timestamp obviously, and it has to say "I love bison" or it's fake.

Anonymous 03/23/2022 (Wed) 01:26:41 [Preview] No.3374 del
you first pedro

Anonymous 03/23/2022 (Wed) 01:45:50 [Preview] No.3375 del
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I'll post my face, but I don't want to be the only one doing it.
if either three(3) other people or Ashley post a timestamped CURRENT OR RECENT pic, then I will.

and the timestamp has to say "drawfag is my dream boy" on it

Anonymous 03/23/2022 (Wed) 02:37:45 [Preview] No.3376 del
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Anonymous 03/23/2022 (Wed) 03:22:09 [Preview] No.3377 del
woah, your handwriting is amazing

Anonymous 03/24/2022 (Thu) 20:05:42 [Preview] No.3399 del
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foreskin gamer looks like a toddler without her winglets.

Anonymous 03/25/2022 (Fri) 20:08:17 [Preview] No.3403 del
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At least she doesn't have a mustache like this other hispanic woman I know. Why do hispanic women have to shave like men? It's really gross like how kike women have arm hair like an orangutan

Anonymous 03/26/2022 (Sat) 12:39:42 [Preview] No.3411 del
new rare!?!?!

Anonymous 03/26/2022 (Sat) 16:19:00 [Preview] No.3423 del
at a glance I thought it was just a cap from a video but I can't find the video
who is posting these pictures dammit, is it Uncut?

Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 01:10:31 [Preview] No.3518 del
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We should shoop this with Ash and start posting it on /pol/

Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 03:31:55 [Preview] No.3526 del
k someone do the faceapp and I'll touch it up

Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 04:39:40 [Preview] No.3528 del
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meh i frigged up the lips on that last one

Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 04:41:25 [Preview] No.3529 del
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here's another, but i'm faceblind so i don't know if it's better or worse

Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 07:04:52 [Preview] No.3532 del
I feel like it would've been funnier if it was like halfway between Ashley and the original, now it just looks like Ashley
but whatever, only a select few people on /pol/ remember her anyway. a subgroup of the people who were even there before 2016.

Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 13:04:25 [Preview] No.3542 del
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youve nailed the eyes but i think the nose might need a bit of work
I photoshopped one ontop

Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 15:26:42 [Preview] No.3543 del
she's got kind of a potato nose, but faceapp uses the angles from the source photo and because most of her pics are shot from a low angle assumes it's puggish.

Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 16:00:09 [Preview] No.3546 del
meh I'm done with it man you can edit it more if you want
it does change a little depending on the angle, if you're at a higher angle the tip is lower and the nostrils are less visible

Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 19:49:32 [Preview] No.3548 del
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here's a halfway one, but like you said, who else but us would get the joke?

Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 21:44:13 [Preview] No.3550 del
i don't know man? i see ashley posted on /pol/ and /r9k/ almost daily in threads though and it ain't me

Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 23:28:40 [Preview] No.3552 del
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Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 00:38:46 [Preview] No.3553 del
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Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 00:41:19 [Preview] No.3554 del
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Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 01:52:15 [Preview] No.3557 del
wow that got quite a response, I take it back

Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 04:34:25 [Preview] No.3562 del

when did agatha become the default e-girl?

Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 22:56:47 [Preview] No.3568 del
everyone likes her because she has nice combable arm hair

Anonymous 04/04/2022 (Mon) 05:56:25 [Preview] No.3569 del
that's true. that's one of the main things I want in a woman.

Anonymous 04/05/2022 (Tue) 01:02:58 [Preview] No.3580 del
ngl, i think body hair on a woman is attractive. not a lot, but that light hair that glistens in the sunight always gets me. most western women won't and don't do this, but i think the way jav models do their pubic hair is hot

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Anonymous 04/12/2022 (Tue) 04:12:01 [Preview] No.3709 del
thread subject aside, what is the song in the first video
it slaps

Anonymous 04/12/2022 (Tue) 04:29:35 [Preview] No.3711 del
it's a 60s song so Seabee can tell you

Laughing_Boy 04/12/2022 (Tue) 04:53:54 [Preview] No.3713 del
Ikr? I added to my playlist. I promise I'm not a boomer. It's the The Daughters Of Eve doing a cover of Debbie Dovale's hit single.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZD8O-NpfDU4 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nlOD_chuxCs [Embed]

Seabee 04/12/2022 (Tue) 05:31:00 [Preview] No.3715 del
Heh, heh thanks for the compliment. So shoot me. I just happen to like old 50's and 60's doo wop and 70's soul and 80's classic rock. Later stuff just doesn't grab me but I respect the rights of anyone who enjoys the current stuff. When I was in the Seabees there were 4 guys in my platoon that would sing the old stuff acapela and they were really good. That's what got me interested in the old stuff like "In The Still Of The Night" by the Five Satins.

Anonymous 04/12/2022 (Tue) 15:18:51 [Preview] No.3720 del
>I promise I'm not a boomer

Anonymous 04/12/2022 (Tue) 23:17:43 [Preview] No.3733 del
ah that reminds me, we still need to all get together and sing under Ashley's window. we can do a barber shop quartet of Only You

Laughing_Boy 04/12/2022 (Tue) 23:18:45 [Preview] No.3734 del
Okay, you got me. https://youtube.com/watch?v=VbKFPQQGL5w [Embed]

Seabee 04/13/2022 (Wed) 02:43:55 [Preview] No.3736 del
Sounds like a plan. "Only You" is cool but maybe something more apropos might be "Baby Come Back" by Player.

Anonymous 09/11/2022 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.6321 del
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oh allah, why won't thou give me a submissive qt tomboy gf? you can split the moon, make a pillar talk, turn coke into pepsi. just give me one of your thousand retarded unbathed butchies.

Anonymous 09/11/2022 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.6322 del
Lucky is the man who finds a completely submissible tomboy fucktoy.

Anonymous 09/11/2022 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.6323 del
consult allah again after you delete all the porn on your harddrive

Anonymous 09/11/2022 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.6324 del

... sauce on the hot addictive bitch please... :P

Anonymous 10/26/2022 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.6581 del
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...i mean, probably a lot like this one...

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